I married a 5. Settled. Maybe a 6.5 if you were drunk. Whatever my house is big, we drive new cars...

that's unironically the dumbest thing i've read here in years.

Do you have ANY tame fetishes? Like clothing based? You mentioned the swimsuit, but what else you like?

Belly piercings?

Role play, pegging, mild S&M, role play, body hair, virgin killer outfit, bunny ears, Latex, miniskirts, high heels, etc?

Why so much anal? Is her pussy gaped wide? or your dick smallish? Women dont enjoy anal as much as men think they do. Hoes lie to dudes saying they like it but they just want attention from that dude. They already have an orifice made for sex.

If her weight is the biggest issue, put her ass on a Keto diet. That shit is a gamechanger. If she drops 15 pounds she might feel motivated to keep going, many women do.

What's wrong with McDonald's?

That’s solid and actionable. I did say last time we’re hitting 40 and just trailed off. But this is mainly in the last two years, she gained 15-20 pounds.

why the fuck should he do all this shit. Its her job to be pretty and fuckable. Just like its his job to pay the bills and be responsible for when shit goes down. Modern women are a joke. They want a traditional man while being modern lazy women

Wait a sec. How old are you and her? You BOTH might need Hormone Replacement Therapy. Testosterone Replacement Therapy TRT, for you. And she can get HRT for women.

If you both get on, the fat will melt off and you two will be horny outta your minds and screwing normally will be much more enjoyable.

This. They only need it now and then too. I fuck my wife like a cheap whore maybe 80% of the time.

Give and take faggot

As for her looks, I'm sure you've aged like a fine glass of milk as well. Dont expect her to keep her looks a priority when you're probably getting fatter, slower and more lethargic every night you sink into the couch.

an overweight wife is unacceptable if you are an above average man(be it looks, status or wealth)

>modern women are a joke
All women are a joke, user, but I'm not the one here asking Yea Forums for advice about fictional scenarios. Adjust to the times, or fall behind in the smoke cloud of irrelevance. Personally, I've always found adapting without spite and vitriol to be the most favorable route.

I mean, the fucker was dumb enough to get married to begin with, so he should be willing to put in the effort it takes to get what he actually wants, no?

>Terrible personality made worse with middle age.
And you married it, lol. Sucks to suck

Attached: 1343716995537.jpg (413x395, 63.19K)

She’s really vanilla. A lot of tame fetishes requires like talking. I’d love some role play but she’s basically silent and just does what I say. Which is great when you’re 20 but as someone said, you need more stimulation as you get older. I tried swimsuits, stripper gear, role playing (but she can’t), deep throating which is now routine.

I can try clothing again but that only works if they’re hot enough to just wear it. Otherwise they gotta act some shit out and she can’t. Basically just imagine sheltered middle class church girl. Like someone who genuinely likes basic resort holidays. Not even the best, just like whatever.

What's wrong with having a nice personality?

Yet again, I'm grateful to have a fat fetish. It makes things so much easier.

How did she get fat if you didn’t have kids tho…?

honesly, just get a mistress. Thats what all successful men do. Either that or professional escorts. Escorts are less likely to blow up on you, but of course its not as deep and fulfilling as having a hot side chick

You cant negotiate a womans sex drive. Sure, shell fuck you to maintain the status quo, but she doesn't desire you.

Because you've become undesireable

>OP states quite literally that she wants more sex, just more loving
>S-SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU! C-COPE!
Projection at its finest, user, big yikes.

Turn her into a hotwife. She'll get the cock she wants and you'll get off on her promiscuity.

What about positions? Big girls on top make men bust early due to the extra pressure and surface coverage on your dick. Standing fucks or are you strong enough to pick her up and pound her? Do you use pillows and wedges for better stroke angles? Do you have enough stamina to pound her hard from doggy style or even on top? Does she have nice smelling hair or a perfume that gets you wild? Lay her on her stomach and gets some deep whiffs and pound her hard.

There are a lot of ways to get a nut out brother. If you just need it out, get it out. Fantasies may require time and work before it gets good.

That's just life. I married a pretty solid 8, 8.5 to 9 on a good day. She was a total degenerate when it came to sex. Nothing was off limits if she was in the right mood.

Fast-forward and she's packed on a bunch of weight, her attitude sucks, and she's constantly complaining about something. Sex once a month if I'm lucky, and that is usually missionary. On a good year she'll get a little kinky on my birthday, but anal and cumming in her mouth were unceremoniously removed from the menu years ago.

I'm, however, still expected to do everything for her that I've always done. How do I explain that she isn't worth that effort anymore?

You and OP need to get your women's blood work done and they possibly get on HRT. Hormone balance makes a serious difference in women just like in men.

>big girls on top make men bust early
This is some really funny shit right here, like I audibly chuckled. If this were a YLYL thread, ya got me user.
>continues on with conjecture completely irrelevant to the original question
OP asked
"How do I explain normal sex is for pretty girls…? Without fucking up this marriage?"

Now get mad about it, faggots, OP is long gone.

She wants something he isn't capable of giving her, and thus does not want him. She wants loving sex with a good husband.

Never have i seen an user fuck another user this hard before
Never come back to this board incel

They all get fat, user. That's just what married women do.

Sounds like my relationship. Just tone it down a bit genius and get her to exercise. I told mine early on getting fat was off the table and mostly fuck her in fetish ways to get off too. But when she wants some intimacy you have to give a little or risk your current circumstances.

That aside you could prob veto her couples therapy by feigning interest nut never having it be the right time and start fucking her missionary once in a while.

Why you settle for an ug btw? Mine is super skinny and looks good sometimes w makeup but overall.. I'm finding it hard to love her. The personality is weighing on me too lately. I got with her after an extremely fucked up ex who was super hot but had bpd. And then my life got complicated I got depressed etc and felt like I couldn't leave.

>be you
>"Hey, babe, I'm just not that into you anymore. You've increasingly stopped putting effort into this relationship, and overall I've become bored and put off by that regression."
>fight ensues
>stick to your guns, calmly, let her cry and bitch
>so long as you don't argue back, ever, and just stick to your guns calmly, she'll try harder
>either that or she'll leave you because you aren't worth the effort

I’d love a mistress but I don’t want to end up divorced and in an apartment. I used them a couple of times, well maybe 3-4 times a year? But I’ve tapered off because it’s a huge fucking waste of money and time. Also, after one escort at a hotel, a car was following me. I went into a one way in and out parking lot to check what they’d do and they were totally following me. Dunno if it was cops or a pimp or whatever but I decided the whole thing was fucking stupid and dangerous. Wish we had legal whores.

Fuck. You got me feeling sorry for you. To have an 8 and have lost an 8… I knew she was was never going to get prettier.

I honestly wish I had advice for you but if it was me it would probably just end up being degrading sex and I’d probably put old photos of her when she was hot up on the projector and say degrading stuff. This is what you gotta do know you fat etc etc.

I think I’m going to try the keto diet like someone said. But make a big deal about us all doing it. Even though I’m in better fucking shape than when we met.

Anyone recommending a mistress or fucking side bitches is utterly retarded and has nothing to lose in life. Young and Dumb.

Divorce laws are terrible for men and half of you are too scared, not rich enough, and likely too racist to flee to Asia to avoid the payments and fallout just to fuck poor Filipinas for the rest of your life.

If you spent a long time building a family, career, and social circles, you gotta deal with the problems head on.

Keto is really bad on your organs and arteries, just saying. Literally a diet made for dying people who can live a little longer if all they eat is high fat, low carb.

Are divorce laws in your state super fucked op or something? If their personality sucks that much why not leave?

>How do I explain normal sex is for pretty girls

By telling her this. My wife's still a solid 5 and she understands that she's very lucky to have a man like me. Fuck, she's come to the realization that women much better looking than her would be lucky to have a man like me. So she's learned to enjoy the deviant stuff and will stop at nothing to please me. Last week she sucked my cock and spit my cum in her hands, normally something that would get her slapped. But she took it and rubbed it all over her tits and pussy. She did this on her own with no prodding. She's fully on board.

Anons: Don't get married. But if you do, marry a 4 or 5.

Do the Keto diet with her. Throw all the sugar and bullshit carbs outta the house, so she cannot cheat, download Bobby Parish's Bobby Approved App and scan the stuff you wanna eat at the grocery store to see if it is right or not, or just watch his videos. Watch Dr. Eric Berg on Youtube too.

Most of you guys are fussing over 15-20 lbs worth of fat. Some might have a 30-50lbs gained woman. Believe it or not, the fatter ones lose weight faster than the 15-20 folks.

Also learn how to intermittent fast while you do the keto. It turbocharges the results.

Yeah I could manage some missionary now and then. You don’t want to fuck everything up.

I was super depressed when I met her and under a crazy amount of work pressure. This is so stupid now but I think the logic was she’d be one less problem to deal with as I wouldn’t have to worry about her cheating. Plus I knew her dad had a boat load of money and we were able to jump straight into a very nice house for our first house. We’d have been fine without the money but it certainly sped shit up.

>le happy merchant

Bullshit. High insulin from glucose kills organs. The only way to reverse Chronic Kidney Disease IS A low carb, zero sugar diet.

You sound like a idiot low fat diet retard and calorie counter moron. Take your diet advice from 1980 and fuck off.

>Anyone recommending a mistress or fucking side bitches is utterly retarded and has nothing to lose in life. Young and Dumb.

Better to have a rough ending than to live the rest of your life miserably and also in fear she will file for divorce anyway. 80% of marriages are ended by women and more than 50% end in divorce. So better end it on your terms than living the rest of your life miserably in the hopes she doesn't divorce you out of boredom anyway

Attached: keep.jpg (239x250, 5.36K)

Who cares if he is a jew or not. He knows what he is talking about. You want his advice and information, not to suck his dick or take a loan.

>kinder
Pretentious britbong.

Dude, you’re my hero Ferris bueller. Maybe I just gotta cowboy up and change the dynamic and have her accept this is how it’s going to be. Women will get on Board when they know there’s no other option.

She’s not saying no more deviant sex. She just wants more normal sex. She’s still doing it.

Enjoy your fatty liver and cardiovascular system, homie. Quick and easy is almost never the right route, but I can't fault busy people for swallowing the ketogenic jew pill.

Your advice works for someone that does not have a lifetime worth of attachments and investment in their family, business, or reputation.

I divorced my first wife very easily. We had no kids. Career wise, I was a nobody too. Now? I got a hot Asian wife with kids. I got it made now career wise too. If I had to divorce now, it would be a nightmare more or less. Not happening anyway. I run my house tightly. I get puss everyday and on demand. That said I do remember the old days with the exwife, so I can empathize with some of you guys on most of your points.

Terrible advice. I married a 5 and I couldn’t ever stop thinking about it. Anytime we were in public it was obvious she wasn’t much to look at. In private I had to fantasize about better looking women. It ate away at my mind for years, comments here and there like “why are you with HER?” made it 1000x worse. You can’t escape it. Every single time you look at her you’ll remember that you’ve settled for less and the thought will permeate like a virus in your brain. What if you hadn’t settled? What if there is someone you know, more attractive, that would jump at the opportunity to have you? What if… what if….

Eventually we split and divorced. Now I’m married to a solid 9 and life is so much fucking better that I can’t believe I wasted years with a 5.

Get her a gym membership.

>Incel

You couldnt be more wrong. Happily married and have 3 children with a woman that still begs for my dick 4 - 5 times a week

let me cuck you 2v0r8

So Keto diet is Jewish now? God damn that is a new one. You Yea Forums nazis come up with something new every fucking day. Keto diet was popularized by Dr. Jason Fung btw. He aint a jew.

Keto diet strips the fat off your liver, probably faster than Tudca, NAC, Choline and Inositol, and Milk Thistle. NAFALD is caused by sugar and highly processed carbs not meat dumbass. God damn you are a super dishonest motherfucker with an obvious agenda. What is your IQ? 85? Fuck man!

Half Asian kids come out real fucked up though. Unless you raise them in that other country.

Nice guys finish last in this jewish-run economic disaster.

would you mind explaining more the backlash? Do you think if people weren't always making comments it would of been better. It's hard to forget something when it keeps being shove down your throat.

>80% of marriages are ended by women
That's not true and no statistic supports your hyperbole.

OP, the best you can do is brute force the two of you into a diet and gym routine. If you can get her fit again you might be able to salvage how you feel about fucking her. Otherwise it might be best to just be honest with her and see what happens.

I'm mixed myself, I have no issues and mine are just fine.

>Eventually we split and divorced. Now I’m married to a solid 9

You've got another split coming your way. This time she'll be the one to bail. And this one will be infinitely more painful for you.

keks

Watch out everyone! We got a doom and gloom omega incel bastard in here that has no life experience!

>That's not true and no statistic supports your hyperbole.

It's 100% true. The overwhelming majority of divorces are initiated by women. What planet are you living on?

We'll see.

I know a half asian dude who is a 6/10 but still a giga chad

Exactly.

Biggest issue in America is the scourge of fatherless black dudes mauling law abiding people all over the place.

Having a father makes a massive difference in being successful in life.

Yeah just speaking in generalities. If they come out like Keanu then no problems. But a lot of the times they come out like Elliot rodgers.

It’s probably just an experience thing. If you’re already mixed race you can handle stuff so it doesn’t become an issue.

>That's not true and no statistic supports your hyperbole.

its true you moron. Women file for 80% of divorces.

Attached: eternals.png (734x1281, 1.42M)