How would you approach this cute nerdy girl?

How would you approach this cute nerdy girl?

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I'd just say "Yo dude, your ass is hanging out"

"Pull your pants up wtf"

pull her pants up for her then spank her and tell her to run home to her mother and dont come back outside until she can dress like an adult

Drop some coins in front of her and watch that kike nose peak up

Drop an ice cube down her crack and run away giggling like a little school girl.

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Good job there's no cops here right?
They'd lock you up for sure otherwise with the amount of crack you're dealing!
> Leave a few seconds for sensible chuckle
Hi! My name's (insert registered tard designation)
Here's my card!
> Turn 360 and walk away

drop a pistacho right down that crack and ax her if she wants me to see if I can find it kek just like at the start of Barry Lyndon with that ribbon

Hey, not that I was staring or anything, but your booty cheeks are hanging out! Name's user, btw, noticed you were looking at (insert gay shit)! I, too, am into (insert gay shit), wanna discuss (insert gay shit) over a coffee or something?

i suppose i'd ask her to get with the times. this ass hanging out stuff is for girls from 2007. we are now in the leggings age. women will do anything for attention, but only the ones who want it.

>Kick her to the floor
>Pull her pants down
>Rape her asshole

Nerdy wardrobe malfunctions are the best

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They aint cute and there is a 50% chance of it being a troon.

Trannys have rotted your brain. This pic was taken in the 2000s, back when trannys weren't a thing yet.

Back when they were still called transvestites

"eyy girl, your some kinda woman. Wanna make fourteen dollars, the hard way?"

he's a transgender MANimal with MENtal illness

put muh pp there

Transvestites knew what they were.
They are distinctly different from trannies.

YOUR WHOLE ASS IS SHOWING.

Why do you know when the image was taken?

what's with jewish girls and being weaboos btw, has nobody noticed this pattern before? I noticed the more jewish they look the likelier they end up as weebs.

From behind

It's a classic in the butt crack community. Been floating around since I was in my teens in the 2000s.

put some undies on, the fuck is wrong with you? filthy cunt...

Why would you want to approach her? She's begging to be raped by niggers, just look at how she's dressed. She's rape baiting and she knows it.

Butt crack community...
You fucking with me?

Wish I was. It's actually a pretty big fetish. There's even a discord group for it with a few thousand members.

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Well to each their own I guess. Provided of course they withhold the fanfare and behave in moderation. Since I didnt know about it they clearly do.
I approve. Fags and trannies should take note if they are sick of being hated.

Approach...

Tell her "Crack kills"

Wait for conversation to develop

Take cutie home and smash her

From the rear

I dont because I'm not into guys and I'm pretty sure that was born a dude. But I'll respect xer pronouns because I'm not a monster. It's not my type in all.

stick finger in crack

true story:
was walking my dog, when there was a girls' but hanging out like that in a carnaval parking lot. You know those traveling ones? So my dog stuck his nose right into the crack, and you know dog noses sometimes are runny/wet. Was funny and she was not upset.

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Yea, we're a pretty chill group. We just want to look at pics and videos of cracks.

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I would say: "hi, I'm OP, do you want to call me faggot?"

Well thats fucked up but since you dont make it my business its none of my business.
Again trannies and fags take note.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh where do I find a link?

Put my finger in there and hook it in her asshole to pull her to standing

Leave your discord, and I'll pm you the link.

moar of her?

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"I'm looking for a plumber."

Drop a nickel down the slot

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moar plx

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I'd shove my cock down the crack of her ass

What kind of cracks do you like? I have thousands in my collection.

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with thong peaking out

Crack and thong or just thong?

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Kancho! Hi my name is ______ *ordinary conversation follows while I discreetly sniff my fingers*

gotta have crack too

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nice, I'll take both!

Any more photos of this fine lass my good user?

i say "hey looks like you have a disappointingly small ass i have a disappointingly small penis we should get together"

Hows this?

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There used to be about a dozen photos of her all of different angles, but they seem to have disappeared off the internet. This is the only one that remains.

>What kind of cracks do you like?
yes

MOAR!!!

excellent. personally I dont care wether theres thong or not, but this stuff always gets me good, damn

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Do you also like straight up crack?

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Ah yes, the ol' Jewish Slot Machine style of pants.

Kind of weird that 2 blobs of fat and muscles are causing that much commotion

mhh, yeees

That's the kind of girl I fall in love with.

Me sad...

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A good reminder that we truly are just monkeys when it comes down to it

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This is the girl from the previous pic. There's a whole series of pics of her crack.

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It's all mommy jeans now, low rise jeans are over. The cracks you see now are from old millennials who still have the same jeans.

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>Approach her quietly standing over her from behind
"Showing off a bit today? Haha"
>Subtly point to her ass hanging out
>She quickly adjusts her jeans and smiles up at me
"Would love to see what else you've got under there ;)"
>She gives me her number and thanks me for saying something without being weird about it

It really is that simple. You guys really don't know how easy it is to talk to women?

Wouldn't she call police on you after first sentence?