I'm fat :<

I'm fat :

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hot

You're fat ;)

you're not fat, ur bloating your stomach on purpose faggot
i'm 180 and my stomach isn't that bulbous

I'm really not
it just looks like that

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did your belly get fatter in like the last hour my guy?

Then you're both fat.

>video games

American mongoloid

so what's your guys favourite game?

no
why do I look pregnant :

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i'm 145 and extremely muscular
how do you end up with this body type? my first thought was "oh it's kg" and then i realized 146 kg to 300 lbs. this isn't 300 lbs, i used to be nearly 300 lbs and i know what that looks like

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>mutilated dick
Lmaoooo

Rimworld

why is everything so smooth

>mutilated
???
You ok bro

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because I just shaved and oiled myself

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cmon jannies clean it up

148 lbs isn't heavy at all. Are you 4 foot tall or somethig?

big chungus

KILL YOURSELF.

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

280 here, what's up with all these sticks pretending to be fat ITT?

>mockery of nature’s perfection.
this is the only bad part of this pasta. women are gross parasites even though i plow them.
they're just worse men with long hair and a disability. they're imperfect and flawed, they just have holes i like to put my dick into.

videogames?

I'm 5'10"

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i'm 5'7 and jacked at that weight.
you're like 4' it's okay this is a safe space :^)

I'm waiting to see your dick

Seems his eyes are mutilated.

pathetic

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Imagine not being an underweight fag like me
I don't understand how people can gain weight

Haha jesus christ look how soft and squishy you are damn and not a hair on your body either...

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so have you just literally never worked out a day in your life? literally no physical activity ever?
i don't see any stretch marks on you which tells me you're either pushing your gut out or you somehow developed in a way that all of your body fat went there. somehow.
>I don't understand how people can gain weight
stupid parents who don't take care of their kids, leading to getting fat, then depression and thinking "oh my body is ruined and i'll never fix it"
i'm ripped now and i could break you over my knee lmao

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You're pushing out your gut. Post a picture of you pushing out your gut further than that if you're claiming you aren't.

still waiting

>then depression and thinking
The opposite happened to me. When I lived at home my parents made me eat really healthily and in good amounts but after moving out my weight dropped like a stone. Depression just makes me eat less
>i'm ripped now and i could break you over my knee lmao
Yeah I wouldn't doubt that

I swear I'm not
this what it looks like when I push it out
no I've never willingly exercised

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post cock and balls or gtfo

I'm no longer underweight :>
Stop posting your cock everywhere it makes you look pathetic

It looks like one of these and his dick is like 3 of those

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op how drunk are you right now?

Nice! Are you in Europe? Which?

>be fat
>friend knows it and likes it a lot
>he wants to see me cum
Any games for this feel?

7 inches then. Not that big

imagine analysing the type lighter on a dick pic someone posted on a mongolian basket weaver forum so you can guesstimate the size of his dick

How would he not know you are fat? Unless by friend you mean fellow ERP faggot.

be my bf

>mutt education
>what is kg

>no I've never willingly exercised
based

how can you guys do it? i'm 85 Kg and i feel miserable, that's pretty impressive

Southern eu
Its around 8" lol

>When I lived at home my parents made me eat really healthily and in good amounts
you are now aware that everyone has different lives. someone people have parents who are dumb and think giving you every shitty food you ask for is a good idea. it's not out of malice necessarily, they just don't know any better.
>Depression just makes me eat less
you are now aware that people are wired and behave differently.
>no I've never willingly exercised
you should change that for your own sake.

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I don't drink

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You said yesterday you're 8.3 inches

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Waiting for your dick

I had to check the catalog twice to make sure I was on Yea Forums

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i haven't gone into this board in a while
what a fucking thread

holy fuck post your twitter or whatever

where do you live

where cock

Med guy? Nice! I am in a mood for being fucked by a hairy, hung med guy.

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8.3 is around 8 user

why the fuck is this thread still up

why the fuck will i never have a bf that looks like this

hush

around 8 can also mean 7.8 or something dummy

But he's not hairy at all.

>148.6
.2 kg away from le epic gamer number

look at his legs. hairy like a med guy

I always measure on cm which is 21cm
8.3" is the conversion in inches but I prefer round numbers so I just say 8 sometimes
Im not that hairy

My mistake, I now see there's several fat posters in this thread.

but i cant take my eyes off his dick

I don't have a twitter

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>why the fuck will i never have a bf that looks like this
gitgud

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21? That looks more like 16, bro

too masculine, need it softer

Am I gay now?

>Im not that hairy
oh you are not full med. Just nice mutt (aka Germanic/Med breed).

nice Yea Forums thread you fucking dipshits. are the jannies busy sucking each other off in their gay irc room again?
you want a fat boy to sit on your face too? wow!

>fawning over a bloated slug cuck of a human

Yea Forums USED to have cute twinks with nice cocks in threads like these. how far we've fallen

I'm 18cm and his looks a bit bigger so I don't think he's lying

How am I supposed to see your nudes when you post them? Make one.

Those are mobile twitter file names.

Stop playing hard to get boy
We all know why you’re here so show us that cock and post that ass4hkrn

I'm probably cute (compared to this guy at least) and have a nice cock :D

>too masculine
Most gays prefer this
>need it softer
then you are minority.

i like my twinks FAT and CURVY and DOUGHY and EMOTIONALLY INSECURE. let a man breathe jesus fucking christ

sorry, don't believe you.

That's fine

>you are minority.
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>I'm fat
>Isn't actually fat, is just an attention seeking faggot
As someone who's actually fat and working hard to lose weight, your stupid attention seeking bullshit pisses me off.
Fuck off and die you attention seeking fag whore.

>want an unhealthy relationship
disgusting af

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This makes me want to throw up :D
Fucking disgusting :D
gay this really is only good 2d

I'm literally just taking the pics right now
except this one
twitter is gey
also I don't usually take good enough pics to share

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Nobody cares attention seeker
People like you piss me off, always seeking attention

fucking fat fuck

t. 120kg

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Fags and lying go hand in hand.

Goooood I need a big bellied gut strong hairy lazy-ass daddy on this moment.

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hi boots

it doesn't have to be unhealthy i just want a faggy 500 pound femboy doughball to sit on me >:(

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video games died for this faggot thread

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We found the rarest species, Gay incel that is fat, bitter, and jealous.

Nice gunt

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cute underwear post bulge :)

okay jannies he posted an ugly image now you can delete the thread

also >SPOILER_ in the file name

Is it true that twinks are all size queens and won’t just fuck anyone they find because they know their worth as gay fucktoys?

oh, i know you, youre that guy who got fired for having sex and filming it at his place of work right

mental illness and Yea Forums always says faggot and gays yet they are themselves the gays. hilarious really.

Now thats just cope

Not all them.

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My BMI is 19 something, I don't think I'm bitter. I am jealous in a way since I am a KHHV who hasn't ever experienced love but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a male.
I'm just bored and shitposting man, calm down man. Wasting time till it gets dark so I can watch some stuff

>be fat
>slap belly like a drum
>make monkey noise
>make me happy

i love being fat

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That foreskin looks fun to play with.

The word fag is a homonym here.

bigotry on Yea Forums is just people coping about their shit lives

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>SPOILER_
discord filename

Post your belly.

cope!

Germany

no

I'm a fat fuck with a small dick and have fucked a couple fuckboys, you just have to know how to get to them

I mean, prove me wrong.

you have a hard stomach, which is bad.

Yea Forums - Fat

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based

America will be on the Maduro Diet soon enough.

>hard stomach
nah i just have mighty guts

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>post fake pictures on whatever app is popular these days
>hope theyre too horny and lacking in self respect to leave when they meet up with you

Foolproof

unbased

Hey/v/ros, is cum gay? I'm trans btw

Quality vidya related posts get ignored, meanwhile...

what the heck

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post belly

I hate being fat.
Though that has more to do with how much my body fat collects in my chest (it's a strangely high amount compared to other guys).
I don't mind the belly that much, but I can't stand the man boobs.

Are you a ~5'10", chubby twink, mathematician/physicist bf?

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That's why I host cuz I can kick those ugly, desperate fags out anytime.

PLEASE BE IN LONDON

wherecock

no !

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>femboy
just kill yourself already

Post it soft bro

>post my hairy gut
>horny twinks with daddy issues message me
Being a hairy fat bastard has its perks

I prefer to visit, so I can leave whenever

Hard fat in the stomach is an indicator of fat collection from alcohol, which is fundamentally different from fat collection caused by natural weight gain.
That fat is directly surrounding/collecting around the internal organs (compared to naturally gained fat, which primarily collects on the outer layer of the body between the skin and muscles).
In fact, the reason that the 'beer gut' is hard is that the fat is collecting under the muscles, pushing them outwards, instead of collecting on top of the muscles.

Hope you are treating these poor sweet twinks with care.

>leave
You’re getting your shitter remodeled, user
There’s no leaving when you’re here.

Oh shit, this isn't /fit/?

>1 hr ago
Fucking tranny mods

is it women who type shit like this?

Ooh, soft and freckly, what a beauty uwu

hearty kek

here!

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Post your belly.

Come on, user
Put it in

>this thread still exists
mods just don't give a shit anymore, huh?

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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR COCK IT HAS A PARASITE LIVING IN IT OR SOMETHING DUDE WTF GET YOURSELF CHECKED

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Nice dildo

>from alcohol
nigga i rarely drink a beer, i just have muscle too that aren't crippled

I reported this thread 30 minutes ago and its still up.

for the first like 5 years in finally below 120kg. Fat bros you can do it too, just watch what you eat and drop sugars

can't do it with just one hand

You will waste your gas.

Jannies are fags, more news at 11

>it makes you look pathetic
he’s trying to feel good about his avg cock on Yea Forums of all places.
he’s already pathetic.

what?
it's totally normal!

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Cringe mods

They moved it Yea Forums instead of deleting it? Fucking really?

hello Yea Forums

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lmao

wowie the jannies did a thing, only took them 178 posts

>removed instead of deleted
mods really are faggots, huh?

post nut clarity made him realize it was Yea Forums

post dick
u have a dadbod

Keep coping. Jannies enjoyed jerking off to it.

His cock is bigger than average for sure but yeah
I'm desperate for attention and any kind of affection but even I ain't THAT desperate lol
Guess they all finished masturbating and did their job

well, come on user
don't play coy, you know where people want you to put that dildo

they need to keep cooming

Check /trash/ on the weekends
Don't worry I do

That's not what cope means.

i got banned from Yea Forums for some reason even though i made like, two posts in that thread

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It’s obvious user is depressed.
They threw him a bone.

I love fatties

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I knew mods were gonna do that, so I posted on mobile

did you forget to sage?

Same lol
Based jannies banning every fag in the thread. Time to reset my router.

There's a new jannie banning people for just posting in off-topic threads. Probably some tranny powertripping.

>Don't worry I do
That's really good to know. Sorry, it's just I'm really hesitant to use dating apps, because I don't want to be on the chance to meet an abusing manipulator or something. I really would like to try it on to meet people like you.

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me too

Fug I was too

same lmao based jannies

never mind i got banned too. even though i saged. thanks mods :^)

>this fat ugly attentionwhoring literal discord tranny gets mounds of positive attention on Yea Forums probably from his fellow discord trannies
>actual cute twinks get endlessly shit on (probably by the jealous hon discord trannies)
nuke this site already

Fucking retard mods. Well done with the ban, this thread is still up

>3 days of being unable to defend darksouls 2
NOOOOOOOOOO

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It looks like you have a distended abdomen. It's most common among men who drink excessive amounts of alcohol, but it can happen for other medical reasons related to bloating; usually the other conditions would cause said bloating, rather than a distended abdomen occuring on its own.

same

i hadn't gone to Yea Forums in a while and that jannie power tripping makes me never want to go again

>ds2 fags are literal fags
LOL

does that mean there's somebody out there that might want to fuck me even though I'm a gross fat fuck?

Yes! Post your belly so we can see you better.

no

you have to be a non-gross fat fuck

nigger mods
still need to post cock OP

Are there any ~5'10", chubby twink, mathematician/physicist bfs in this thread

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I have no idea what you're talking about
I mentioned earlier I don't drink
my lower back is recessed and makes my pelvis tilt forward which exacerbates it but it's still doughy even without that

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the only other time i can remember getting banned from Yea Forums is because i posted a meme. board really just has the shittiest jannies. guess i'm spending my time on Yea Forums the next couple of days.

SAUCE

looks like you're taking a pale shit

3daylol. i have not looked at the Yea Forums catalog in months but it is as terrible as i expected it to be
people who wear murrsuit heads in lewd selfies deserve to be fucking executed i hate this shit. boner killer!

well I'm hygienic, I called myself gross because I've always hated that I'm fat :(
too shy, I think. But I weigh 102kg right now, is that too fat?
I've had fantasies of bottoming but never the courage to go for it since I have no self confidence.

That's the bad part of it, a whole lot of predators on those apps, kind of sad for the boys that are genuinely curious about their sexuality only to get played like that.
But I'm always a carebear even when being a degenerate