Me after i confirm my dog can’t get me pregnant

post doggo with timestamp

don't worry you're good with dogs. Just don't fuck around with pigs

no interest in that lol just knots

You're so sexy

lol i’m pale and have no boobs or butt

show us that pale ass

Then you are ultra sexy !! like this?

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You might not be her but I really wanted that woman you know?

i don’t dye my hair but i’m pale like that

that was just for reference to show you what bodytype is sexy in our eyes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyiunpA9p8

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….thanks lol

so show us you dog to begin with, what ya say?

Tits or gtfo. This is a larp

French Canadians really are this stupid.

Literally this

Must be larp

Op we are all still waiting here

not showing my tits lol

You're a lucky girl. Enjoy your doggo for a long time!

Op’s a boy. So he didn’t get preg when I slammed him either. He’s not very bright

show your doggo! tits are not necessary now

roommate moves out next week, i’ll have three weeks alone time before the next moves in :D

Post more of this perfect young slut

Then you're a fat fucking neck beard, kill yourself you stood faggot.

this is a rogue pic i found on a disc, don't remember exactly

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Fine timestamp and butthole

OP: you can use your dog as birth control.

Keep track of your period. The day before your ovulation, let him mount you. Don’t have sex this night with a guy. The sperm will fertilize your egg but it won’t develop. Other sperm (from men) won’t be able to fertilize the egg.

My gf and me use this technique. In four years she’s never gotten pregnant. I have a kid with an ex so I know I don’t shoot blanks.

that's why they used to use horse semen as a contraceptive in ancient rome.

horse,donkey, dog, pig, and bull semen were all used. bull was the most sought after because it was very effective.

And they say you can't learn anything on /b

I know right? I learned something today

OP!

Do you idiots actually think you're talking to a female itt?

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My wife has been getting dogged for two years now, since the start of covid. God speed, OP.

story?

Sure, man, what do you want to know or hear about ?

I need proof.

What type of dog, how'd it start, who brought it up?

fucking WEIRDO

I thought the bull semen was used as an aphrodesiac

We have a husky. Since the lockdown she started drinking more and getting super slutty. I didn’t mind. One night while drunk and dirty talking she said she saw a video of a woman getting fucked by a dog dildo and wanted to see what it would feel like. It took all my bravery but I asked why not just get a dog. The look on her face when I said that, like a child on Christmas or some shit.

hahaha

thats what they told yo stoopid ass to gargle it! faggot

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i know lol oh well

Damn sounds like she's had that fantasy buried deep for a good while. I'm jealous you're living the dream user

does she take the dog in her ass?

Sometimes. What she doesn’t like is that it always hurts when he pulls out. She likes that there’s way less clean up after.

that's so hot, I bet she was dripping wet when she realized she can do it

She really gets into it.

Why do you prefer fucking dogs over humans?

i don’t both feel good in their own ways. i can get it whenever at home, which is awesome

how big is its dick

It’s about 7.5 inches including the knot. The knot is maybe the size of a big pear.

>i can get it whenever at home
Isn't it the same with a human companion?

I'm sure dog pussy feels fine... but I have no at all desire to try it even if I have access.

it’s not the same dynamic

that’s ok!

>Da fuq.jpeg
Did it require a lot of taining?
Also what about preparation and cleaning? I mean is it complicated, does it require lot of time?

>not the same dynamic
What do you mean? Could you explain it further?