Hey b. I'm starting the planning of my suicide...

Your brain is broken. Life does not want to die willingly.

See a therapist asap

But not mentally scaring for the police man, or neighbor to find you? come off it.

Well yeah, it would be an order of magnitude less so. You eventually become desensitized to that shit, in that line of work. At least to some extent. But a normal person seeing a friends dead body ain't gonna go over so well chief.

See a therapist and a psychiatrist. You have a medical imbalance. The way you feel now is not permanent. The way you feel is not your fault.

After failing 2 attempts I can promise you there are times in the future you would look back at that attempt and know for certain killing yourself was the wrong decision.

You deserve better than to kill yourself.

Also, if you're a fem user let's definitely fuck before you kill yourself. That limited edition pussy hits diff.

I've been through that whole circuit a few times. I know I'm broken but I'm also bored with life and ready to move on.

call up a suicide hotline and make one of them waste hours trying to talk you out of it, and say things to them that people who get dubs post

I mean if I'm being honest I kinda look back and regret not succeeding in the early attempts. Even when I'm doing shit that most people would kill to experience I've never once been like damn, I'm glad I failed back then. I've only ever looked back and thought damn. Could have saved my self a fuck load of time.

You're assuming it would. You're obviously not thinking straight retard.

A dubs and I'll say it to the suicide hot line thread. That could be fun. I'll jot it down. Maybe spice it up by allowing trips to suggest what I send to loved ones???

I mean like I've seen dead people I don't know and it dosent really bother me. I mean I've even seen dead people I do know and it only mildly bothered me.

There's a secret quest line bro... Also logging off now is the worst thing you can do, cuz you ain't aloowed back on. What if Mark Zuckerbergs nudes leak tomorrow? What if they release Elder Scrolls 6 and it's fucking immaculate, what if MW2 or BO1 multiplayer and zombies remastered released this year man? What if you bump into your future wife a year from now? What if you were to fart in a starbucks a year from not, whcich causes a doctor to fell disgusted and get up to leave, spilling their coffee over their cancer esearch papers and the coffee encircles a paragraph of text that leads to the cure for cancer like a true Isaac Newton moment? You can't log off early dude, you might be the apple in a story that changes the world.

Fuck what other people would love to experience, there are things that would make you happy. Even if it's only for a little while. You could also find the man or woman of your dreams, they could turn it all around for you. And they will be disappointing because once you kill yourself they'll never have the privilege of meeting you.

Man you late night people are to nice. I appreciate that some of you are genuine people and I hope the world continues to fill up with people like you. But my views on how death work kinda invalidates all that missing out on stuff argument.

dont do trips for loved ones. they will just call the cops on you and you get to enjoy spending (more?) time in psychiatric wards. I never tell any of my "loved ones" when Im feeling bad anymore. I don't need to feel bad and -also- stuck in a boring hospital without a computer, forced to talk to psychiatrists and hospitalists or social worker types.

> playthrough
> he hasn't known people that've died
> he doesn't know how it feels to have people and memories literally disappear into the void
> he thinks he gets a second chance
> he thinks there is anything after death
> he thinks heaven is real
Oh, my sweet, sweet summerchild......

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Yeah so have I, people don't react the same way moron. Look you obviously lack empathy so what's the real reason you haven't offed yourself yet.

I've already done the love quest a few times. It becomes so so after enough exposure. I've even done the extreme head over heels love thing and all. It's just chemicals in the brain and it quickly fades. Like now whenever I do that stuff I'm acutely aware of the formulaic nature of love. It's like watching a play over and over. The first few times are enjoyable but eventually you realize you know the whole story inside and out, and even though the actors might change the story stays the same.

we don't care man, can you people stop making these post's.. you realize nothing is lost when somebody is actually mentally weak enough to commit suicide. quit being a bitch boohoo me with internet access. what a fag. do it but record it on Facebook live

My roommates still live here for 2-3 weeks. Then I'll have the place to my self.

I'm open to live streaming it. But I don't have a Facebook you boomer you.

Honestly I'm okay with that as well. If the void is all consuming then literally nothing matters anyways lol.

Blah blah blah, you'll still be here in 2-3 weeks.

methodology?

True that shits so annoying. Nothing is gonna fix literal brain damage lmao.

Well yeah, because in 2-3 weeks my roommates will have just moved out. Then I can acquire the things needed. I'm thinking exit bag. But I'm also open to suggestions if anyone can think of anything actually cool. If it's not unique and cool then I'm just gonna go painless and easy.

Exit bag. But open to cool suggestions.

If you really want to friend then maybe trying to stop you is unfair. But know that people will miss you when you're gone, you will always be a "what if" in the minds of people that know you and love you. They won't forget you. You do matter though bro, you are literally an organism so advanced that the odds of you even existing right now to take a gasp of oxygen is almost impossible. The cells and matter that our bodies are made up of, the millions of sperm cells that raced towards your mother womb, you were the fastest and the strongest. You directly have the ability to impact the lives of anyine on this planet, you have caused me to stop and read/reply to this thread, you have made me care and think about what you might look like, what shit might be happening to you to make you feel this way and you have made me give a shit. That is how amazing humans are and you are one. If you do stick around to see the end credits, you might even find out that you brought happines to someone else, you changed someone elses life or maybe you created a life, and you may end up being happy you didn't do it.

love you faggot

Yea bro I've heard that line on Rick & Morty too.

Maybe check yourself into inpatient. Sometimes it's fun lol. You can meet some funny/cool people sometimes and maybe you'll feel better. Not sure if you've been before but I imagine you have.

Man another nice person on here. One how did you know I'm a faggot. Do I know you? UwU??
And yeah I know for a fact I've left a positive impact on people. And I'm satisfied with the amount of impact I've made.
And a mystery of what if is kind of way cooler than the truth of yeah, they did uhm jack shit I guess.

But you go forth and spread. The world needs more nice people.

>literal
not op. last time I got involuntarily admitted on form 1, some girl tried to hit on me and get me to go with her for coffee after we got out lol. I wasnt even suicidal at that time, just got tattled on because I cut myself over my entire chest arms and face and actually felt great and the way I wanted to be for once. and some weird girl trying to ask me out like yeah I want to go out with some nutjob psycho girl whos trying to kill herself. it actually provoked some psychosis where I was thinking shes some sort of a plant to try to get me to not be depressed cause shes interested. I kept that little piece of psychosis to myself though. I've never had fun on an inpatient beef. you're surrounded by nutjob retards and it's difficult to not get put on edge. and then you gotta do the whole I felt bad then but I feel fine now song and dance to get them to let you fucking go home where everything is the way you like it.

Only way I'm going back is if I'm Baker Acted lmao.

And should I add Rick and Morty to the list? But also I don't know if I want to watch the show that birthed the pickle Rick meme.

>how did you know I'm a faggot.
wew lads another statistic.

Yeah, the Ole I'm not actually feeling better but I'd rather feel like shit somewhere else shtick.

Sadly it won't actually be counted because I only dabble in the art of faggotry from time to time.

YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED RICK AND MORTY? YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF 'TIL YOU WATCH SOME OF IT. Rick even has some depressing lines in it that you might like/might resonate with you.
The Rick & Morty line you said was "love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."
Reference: youtube.com/watch?v=g_KpuWrhzuE

Yea you're right I'm just throwing options out there for the guy.

What is your first name so that i can remember you, so that i can imagine the things i said somehow stayed with you 2 weeks from now when you plan on doing it and you stop yourself. I'll remember you until the day i pass, and i'll pretend you met the person of your dreams and you raised a good family full of good people. I'll pretend to see your face in the clouds like a real Lion King Mufassa moment when i'm rock bottom one day

This is a nice guy. People will care about you OP. We will care about you

Lmao, just imagine a stinky oil covered goblin. But the kind from WoW. They are the best version of fantasy goblins my mind can't be changed.

surrounded by these piece of shit do-gooder drs and nurses who get off on feeling they are helping the poor damaged widdle hooman heal their weary soul. they would be the same sad shit as the rest of us if they werent basking in the glow of their self-righteousness, marvelling at how fantastic they are for forcing the unwilling to carry out their tormented lives.

That works for me cuz i like gobblins.

Gobblin deez nuts

But seriously, let me have your first name or your initials, i'll get them tatted on my wrist and i'll think "yeah that motherfucker made it and didn't give up when they were ready to log off." every time i feel like giving up myself

you starting to glow, do-gooder.

Yeah you guys are sweet. I do have a lot of people that care about me in my life. It's not a lonely or sad kind of thing. And I do wish that people who are lonely and sad could have some of the support I've been shown.

But I'm prerry sure I have like actual brain damage. I've had an MRI and the doctors went hmmmmm, uhm, interesting. And suggested I see a more advanced neurologist. But I ended up moving states right after and figured if it kills me then cool.

Lmao love it! Legit I feel like people need to recognize it's just as selfish to ask your loved ones to keep going on just so you can have them around. But don't attack the do gooders. They are precious and outnumbered.

stfu nigger faggot some people care, i get no benefit from caring about an individual on a fucking anonymous image board. I say these things cuz people would miss OP and OP might end up missing the world. Fuck i care about sounding like a do-gooder or glowing on an image board nigger

GM, I have an unhealthy obsession with goblins.

Wow learn to hit the reply button correctly you dingbat

Now that's the spirit. I like people who open with kindness but can say fuck it, if someone wants to be a toxic asshole then you don't deserve niceness.

"G.M, the Goblin that never logged off."

really?

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I mean I did log off of WoW permanently. It's a shame what they did to that game. Now I have to get my goblin fix elsewhere and it's not nearly as easy.

Yeah but not in a sexual way. Those people are interesting. Goblins are usually UGLY as fuck which is part of why I love them.

OP let me put my snooter in your pooter

Careful I've been eating milk products. So you're gonna snoots some dank poots if you do.