I use to work at a famous building many of you may know of. At my office desk...

>Ask me anything
Where is your evidence for your claim?

>A joke

Is this a new format?

Why are white males such faggots?

I mean hear me out. Whites like to act like they are superior, but they are literally the most inferior people on the planet. They are so scared and angry, everyone else is like WTF just CHILL bro.

Like the native americans are fucking CHILLIN, and crackers gotta show up and murder everyone and enslave people. Like WTF??? Why can't your people chill?

Literally the biggest terrorists and thugs on the planet, and then turn around be like "blacks are the biggest violent offenders" Nah nigga its you white males. Just so crazy.

Only people making racist bigoted names in Tarkov are white males. Nobody else doing that shit.

Basically, you have no melanin, some of your people are cool, but in the end you are all just devils with hell in your heart. We all know you are demons, evil and sick and twisted, pasty skin and just dead on the inside.

Have a nice day! :)

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Like shit like this shows the hell that devils have in their hearts. Fuck is this shit. Just stop being faggots for once in your lives

It happened so fast but at the same time slow. I was sweating a ton and knocked over a bunch of stuff to get to my desk where the parachute was at. I stumbled to get it on, smashed the shit out of window and jumped. Miraculous, I pulled it. The whole time I thought I was gonna die.

I can believe you're high because you're a dysfunctional retard who feels the need to lie on Yea Forums for whatever pathetic reason. But you're just that: a retard

I have copies of the paperwork in regards to my statements to the police, my employer, and other agencies that were involved. I've tried to stay out of the public eye but there exists some interviews.

Ok, so if you areso goddamn afraid of heights, how do you expect us to believe you jumped out a window of your own accord even with a parachute?

So you were able to squeak out an 18" window with a parachute on?

What kind of chute?

"HOLD UP!,..." Please let me ask
you all just some simple questions.
Firstly,...
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU
WHEN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS
WERE HIT AND SLOWLY DESTROYED
ON NINE-ELEVEN-TWO-THOUSAND ONE?
Secondly,...
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING
WHEN THE U.S.A. CAME UNDER
ATTACK FROM FOREIGN TERRORISTS
ON NINE-ELEVEN-TWO-THOUSAND-ONE?,...
That day was when those towers fell,and
nearly THREE-THOUSAND people lost their
lives. But,..."For me,...it was a Tuesday."
I NEVER forgot that day,and I NEVER will.
AND NEITHER SHOULD ALL OF YOU!,...
FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FUCKS!,...
Go die in a fire or something.
Y'all(You all) make me sick.

what is this horse trash

It was that or die. I already felt myself feeling a weird sensation going into my head. I can't describe it other than that, like my brain was sweating. I was sweating also. I half crawled and half jumped out. In mid fall, I opened the parachute.

>jet fuel
>steel beams
case closed

It was a parafoil one.

user obviously ran to the roof and jumped off.

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They didn't have to melt, dumbass. Just lose enough strength for the tiny tabs holding the floor pans up to fail. The WTC buildings didn't have "beams", as in classic I-beams. It was a steel tube inside another with floor pans covered in concrete suspended between the two. The steel used could be bent over a charcoal fire.

You ever jump before?

ice cream gonna slide off the cone long before its liquid

7/11 was a part time job

Only at indoor locations.

I'm white, and I suddenly feel a lot better about myself. Thank you.

nah, this is anecdote and extremely rare. Cops have arrested the wrong white person multiple times too.

You are extremely lucky. Parasails can open in chaotic ways, especially if rigged for BASE Jumping. You could just as easily crashed into the building before you got hands on the toggles.

yeah I have a question. its a two parter.

1: did you notice anything strange when you seen the jews come in with thermite?

2: did hitler do anything wrong?

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>She was in her bosses car on the bridge looking back when the second plane hit.
She is so full of shit.

No not really. Think what you like though.

kek

1: No. I've heard a lot about it after the fact and almost went crazy with the information.

2: Strategically, yes. Philosophically, no.

your understanding in incorrectwv4nx

abc.net.au/news/2019-08-19/seven-eleven-axe-attacker-evie-amati-has-jail-term-increased/11427110#:~:text=Transgender woman Evie Amati, 27,Enmore 7-Eleven in 2017.

>>She was in her bosses car on the bridge looking back when the second plane hit.
kek you idiot

So you jumped from the WTC with a parachute after the most highly witnessed terrorist attack, and no one saw?

If you are going to larp at least make it believable.

Yeah, I checked. They were 18 inches wide. Tight fit for a guy with a parasail on, but doable in a pinch.

I don't think so

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams and reinforced concrete. What happened to Building 7, why did they bomb it? Pentagon has 5 frames from broken security camera, HD cctv footage captured and hidden.

I was on my ship watching my friend frantically trying to call his mom because she worked there. KYS POS.

Doesn’t melt but it softens it enough to collapse under the intense weight you dumbass.

yes.

this

Then post them

I'm sure some people saw. I'm sure some people even got a video somewhere.

Was this your first time using a parachute?

Are you kidding me? I can't fucking do that. That would go viral so fast. Fuck that. Plus I signed shit saying I won't even though I think that has expired by now.

No. I did some indoor parachuting prior in order to try to get over my fear of heights.

That would have been much bigger news than the people jumping to their deaths.
No one parachuted from the WTC on 9/11.
You said you have documented proof, post it then.

>Where is your evidence
>I have police statements
>Post them
>I CANT DO THAT
Fuck this is the laziest larper of all time.

If I was larping then I would make up fake ones or already have that done in advance. I'm telling the truth, and I'd fear for my safety if I got pulled into the public eye.

>indoor parachuting

This is where your story fails

Whatever. I'm done trying to convince people. This was an ask me anything. I didn't think everything I got asked would revolve around that specific date. That was just the most interesting fact about myself so I put it.

>indoor parachuting
You mean indoor skydiving/vertical wind tunnels?
Because that has nothing to do with parachuting and didn't exist for the public use until years after 9/11

Indoor parachuting doesn't exist. And this dumb shit won't teach you the first thing about using a parachute.

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What else would we want to know? You have fuck all personality. Stupid wooden cunt