>walk in
>see this
>wat do
Walk in
Gabriel Morris
Asher Collins
Kick gooch
Anthony Nelson
>walk out
>call police
Jace Rodriguez
kick
Lincoln Wood
Jack off a little and sit down
Aiden Cox
apply lube in hole, insert vibrator, and begin stroking
Justin Young
Take some distance, make a run start and kick those balls as if was Messi on the finals
Kevin Stewart
LEAVE THE APPLE STORE IMMEDIATELY
William Reed
Sniff his ass
Luis Bailey
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
Evan Jones
che
Lincoln Sullivan
The only acceptable answer
Owen Nelson
>DoorDash special delivery
Blake Cox
Jerk him off, but use shampoo so his pecker skin peels for the next few days
Oliver Phillips
Che indeed
Colton Morris
I did that once when I was like 12 jerking of for the first times
Feels bad man
Lincoln Cox
>Take shoe and sock off
>spit on foot
>slowly begin to insert foot until I'm ankle deep
>pull out foot and smell
>put sock and shoe back on
James Ross
>produce an ear shattering high pitched note with my voice
>"BEGIN RAPING" in robot voice
>starting making dumbass sound effects while beating the shit out of this asshole with the toe of my shoe
>"SUPERCHAAAAAARGE"
>full fucking force slam my shoe into this guys ass while making a dubstep sound with my mouth
>"FATALITY..."
Brody Diaz
Angel Smith
la mano di dio
Jace Phillips
Holy shit user, this is a fucking gem
Aaron Mitchell
pull the stem and prime the hole.
Christopher Wood
Log
Elijah Reyes
Gooch lick
Jack Davis
Yeah. From then on my sister ran out of conditioner before shampoo by a long shot
Kayden Brown
Shove an explosive in his ass, light it up and run out as it explodes his whole buttock and cock out
Jason Hughes
I'm a fag so blow the dick sincd it's offered.
Luis Harris
put his cock in a Chinese finger trap, tie the other end to the ceiling then kick him in the nuts repeatedly
Owen Taylor
>walk in
>plug XBOX 360 into his ass
>play
>epic win
Jonathan Russell
Not funny
Carter Murphy
Pyro mode ,set on fire ,The Color !!!! It BURNS!!!!!
Charles Foster
>you are the police
>wat do now?
Ryan Perry
smear icyhot on ass and balls
Nolan Turner
>he farts and it crashes your whole game
Caleb Myers
I can't be the police i didn't drop out of high school
Wyatt Nelson
>taser his ass with 3300 volts of seethe
>unplug XBOX 360
>plug my guitar in
>play halo reach theme on high volume
Jason Thompson
>Request backup
>leave when it arrives
Carson Ward
her face makes me keke every time
Hunter Murphy
>tfw no shit cocktail
Chase Rodriguez
gaaaaaaaaaaaay
tickle his balls, be cool
Robert Garcia
kek
Kevin Garcia
>hi my name is Tom Pearl
>and today I’m gonna eat my diarrhea for you
Nolan Turner
>dude in pic would be using his ass as a diarrhea fountain to refill his bowl
Jayden Taylor
I will find you
Noah James
Who took that fucking picture kek
Jaxson Phillips
kino
Aiden White
Dude that would totally happen
Brayden Gutierrez
>backup cops get shot dead by thugs on the way
wat now tuff guy?
Brandon Sanders
Hedgeclippers
Kayden Gonzalez
based oldfag
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Leo Allen
Thank you mister non
Charles Ward
Evan Evans
Wait did this faggot with his ass out call his boyz like
"YO MY ASS IS OUT IN THIS BITCH RN!!! REEL NIGGAS ONLY!!"
Why does the fag have backup?
Ryan Sanders
I can smell it through the screen
I hope she trips and lands face first in it
Jose Evans
Fuck dude I forgot to say “np user”
>>mfw droogs
Jason Jackson
>stick a short pipe into his ass
>stick other end of pipe into my ass
>wait for him to fart
Adam Fisher
>mfw infinite fart
Colton Evans
>mfw when pipe bomb
Jayden Miller
>you see more emerge from under neighboring stalls
>volley of rusted sheriff badges pointed at you
Whats the move now, deputy?
Zachary Collins
Alexander Nguyen
M80
Logan Nelson
He is a real hood ass nigguh who got high and was caught just once doin sum goofy ass sheeit in tha bathroom once and his niggaz wuz just chillin outside always watchin out for his ass bein the homies his hoodlum associates are
Alexander Scott
>>wat do
ask your teacher to call your parents and find out why you have so many pictures of dicks on your phone.