We all have secrets, what's yours?

I'm such a fucking loser and I know everyone hates me even though they usually pretend not to, even my family. If I just died it would be better for everyone

In a game of street basketball?

Not the usual mood of Yea Forums but I understand that feeling, things will be better.

Oh, and I want to fuck my cousin.

kek

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I fucked an 18yo escort at the weekend, just so I could complete the five-decade sequence of having fucked women born in the 60s. 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s.

I'm secretly in fucking love with my best friend, but 100% sur she is not. I stay friend since years with her to collect so many stolen pictures. I never fucked her but I recently got even more hard pictures and videos when we do drugs or drink together. What will be the limit i will not cross then !

I’ve sucked a black dick. He came too.

was a virgin until when Im almost 18 , I had some relationship with older women who like some cosplay with daddy issue (she's 25) was friend with her for half a year and some day she just decide to grab and suck me off . after that we use to fuck every time I'm get back from school

she even once jerked me off on a train trip while I'm fingering her it was in the night train to bangkok

I almost got kicked out of the house for crossdressing for the trap threads in Yea Forums and having lots of porn i saved and some highlighted Wikipedia article about Crowley being into anal coming up on the photo stream. I have no fucking idea how one person could possibly fuck up that bad. I really had to do some soul searching and, of all fucking things, steered into anime to be more current/family friendly/normal, started only posting on Yea Forums, and distanced myself from Pagan/new age/x/-tier faggot bullshit.

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I'm proud of you

I was a glory hole addict for about a year

I just broke up with my gf after 7 months dating. I was drunk the majority of our relationship. She only started to catch on that I had been drinking a lot in the last month. She was a great chick but I really began to see her legitimate psycho side the past few weeks. Now she says she might be pregnant, even though I never nutted in her. She could never make me cum and I always finished with her sucking my balls while I closed my eyes and thought of better sex I've had.

I've got a collection of 'shouldn't share' type nudes I've been collecting for years. I never share them with anyone else.

I've got:

>> wife's best friend since school
>> my first crush from school
>> a lot of photos of my first internet friend
>> a lot of photos and vids of my best friend's wife
>> a lot of photos of my other best friend's girlfriend
>> friend 3's girlfriend
>> friend 4's ex
>> friend 4's coworker/one-night-stand
>> friend 5's wife
>> lesbian friend's ex-gf
>> lesbian friend herself
>> old uni classmate of my wife's
>> brother's wife
>> girl I met at a festival
>> old coworker
>> newest one: my current crush

Now that I've written them out I can't believe how many I actually have. But I still have so many regrets - ones I deleted when I felt guilty, ones I could have got but didn't, nudity I saw but couldn't get pictures.

M or F?

I'm not wearing hockey pads

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zebra1234#6355 No limit chat on discord share whatever

I have a raging foot fetish. My wife helps me out with this and lets me lick all over her soles and cum on her toes. Sometimes when she's not around I jerk off to my own feet, but that's rare

>Oh, and I want to fuck my cousin.
Once upon a time I did too user. Mine turned into a 200+lb hambeast lesbian. Her visage actively disgusts me now

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Another secret. Me and my wife bought sex toys. I got a dildo to experiment with anal. I told her I didn't like it because I was embarrassed but I secretly have fantasy of her pegging me. She already licks my asshole while I jerk off so idk why pegging embarrassed me so much

I once replied to a secrets thread, and I'm doing it again.

Cheating on fiancee with a femboy/cd I found on grinder. Nervous at first until they showed up full makeup/heels and skirt. Then throated me tip to balls until I shot what felt like a fucking gallon down his throat. Now I visit 1-2x a week. Let me cum as deep as pic related although I'm not as large

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got molested by a friend when i was really young. it all started one of the times i went over to his place to play games and he told me we were going to play a special game. that game involved me getting naked and showing him my butthole. things escalated from there and lasted up until his parents divorced and he moved away, about 5 years later.

Definietly should share some

Since I was about 12-13 I’ve had recurrent sexual fantasies about being forcibly raped/impregnated by foreign (white) soldiers in an invasion scenario and it’s been difficult to keep how much I’m getting off on the Ukraine invasion to myself.

I found lots of porn in my daughter's tablet
>fucked up thing is that she is 11

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I hope she drains your bank account. Do your kid a favor, though, and fuck off.

What's it's diameter?

Are you gay now?

Have a private non judgmental sit down talk with her about it and see what she say's, and then direct her and show her some good sites for her to look at.

Kind of porn?

blacked?

yes. tried girls for a while but it didnt click with me

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My RPs who got (You)s so far:
Raped my 12 yo niece
Had sex with my 12 yo cousin
Killed a 15 yo girl on vacation isntead of fucking her
Killed two homeless men
I was a naked teen model who was fucked by her photographers at 13 yo in Germany
I also was a photographer who fucked 15 yo models
I was a volleyball trainer who had sex with a 12 yo player
I was the heir of a shinobi family, trained in the arts of the ninja
I was a guy who worked as a ferryman for Death
I was God
What's your most successful RP?

>Killed a 15 yo girl on vacation isntead of fucking her
hey i remember that one

I'm sure you do, Hitler
I don't remember if I posted that once or twice
Did you think it was legit?

I just assume 98% of everything posted here is a larp, so no

>Did you think it's legit
Nothing is ever real glowie

Oh, I did post some real secrets though
But if it's not pedo or incest shit or something outrageous it doesn't get (You)s

Nothing gets (You)s anymore these threads are up for 10hrs.

/b is dead.

Considering how fucked up shit here it's 50/50

What's left for us then? Troon threads? Logposting? Socials part 3458368347?

Hey it’s the foot guy from the other secrets thread lmao both feet guys are here now apparently

I like to shit in plastic bags and leave it in supermarkets.

wouldnt be sekrit if i told it

Mind sharing your secrets again, mine aren't any worthy of a conversation. When I was a kid maybe 7 or something I fingered a boy's asshole and he did the mine (one time event) I think he might of been 6 or 6 and a half when we're kids lol. Never talked about it and couple years later I changed schools, I'm straight btw.

There are better places now for everything that /b use to offer. Secret threads I get the impression are just the same 10 guys with 20 larps stories each posting them on a cycle over and over again.

>write a fantasy-action novel
>don't exactly make a self insert, but use a lot of my anxieties/insecurities to try and make the characters more realistic
>the main male character is kind of spineless, can't stand up for himself even when he's being shit on, can't talk to women at all, holds on to a crush for 5+ years and only gains the confidence to ask her out at the end of the story
>send it to a beta reader on fiverr for critique
>she totally rips it apart, tells me the main guy is unrealistically pathetic, also a creepy/obsessive weirdo for harboring a crush for years, all but tells me I'm stupid/ignorant for thinking other people would find it entertaining
>get so enraged I send her a mini-rant telling her she bruised my ego and made me feel like shit
>she blocked me afterwards
That was a year ago. I was working on a 2nd draft but I haven't recovered from being so demoralized. I open Google docs, sit there for a few minutes, then close it out.

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When I was on vacation, I was younger than 10, an older female kid (I am male) would bully me, act like she owned me, and be generally aggressive (I don't rmemeber if she ever was physically abusive with me)
She also tried to play a weird roleplay under the covers of the bed, of course I couldn't imagine back then what was she thinking, but I already found intimacy kind of repulsive with her so she got very angry I wouldn't play my part
The secret is that me and her tortured a cat together, so in this vacation resort there was a very friendly colony of semi-feral cat, and we were always playing with a kit, must not have been one year old; one day we got the idea of playing happy family and the kit was our child... in need of punishment
What began as beatings ended up at throwing him so high in the air that he didn't even have the strength to defend himself or run after the first fall, which was not the last fall
I don't remember if we killed it, I don't think so, but the memory gives me cold sweats even now; i wouldn't even swat a fly now, probably to compensate

This actually seems realistic, great larp.

Fuck her dumbass, she's just a stupid girl.

Damn that's cold, also you're a much better writer than myself. What happened to your the girl you guys just split after that day?

My wife sleeps naked every night. I will sometimes live stream her sleeping on a stranger chat website and see how many dudes blow loads to her.

My earliest memories related to sex were watching/listening to my mother and sister fuck different people around the house. Now I'm exclusively attracted to older women

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