/waifu/
last: >claim your waifu
>rate and discuss
>no porn or RP
>2D is superior
/waifu/
Brayden Wilson
David Johnson
Mine and no one elses
Aaron Cooper
>Don't worry! Eventually they'll all start running together and you won't be able to differentiate one day from the next!
Yeah.... that's not the best-sounding prospect either!
Welcome home, where ya been?
Aiden King
[Anzu]
I doubt it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FIXING ISSUES IS SO HARD.
A fucking hour? Dammit thats a lot of time.
You sure.
Jace Turner
Earth pork on my plate, Earth pork in my life, Earth pork in my family tree. I'm trying to claim Earth.
Hey, keep relaxed about it, sleep is supposed to be refreshing. Even if you feel tired afterwards, your body might appreciate the resting.
Would you mind if it was? Move in together with your bucket, make a few droplets
to your beautiful touhou wife in an apron
they turned Earth chan into a real thing. Yeah I do got that thing it takes, a supporting and loving Environment, and people like you wherever I look.
It sounds so cheesy
Maybe you can turn screen brightness down for less blue light, Earth sama will feel better
Jordan Stewart
Had therapy and then went to buy some snacks and groceries.
I will only let go of my waifu in a trial by combat.
Jeremiah Wilson
Connor Johnson
Benjamin Fisher
Oh nice, what snacks you got?
Luke Taylor
Kevin Scott
of course not! make a whole wave
Thomas Torres
Windows have an option that mitigates blue light by rendering the screen to an orange less bright kind of color.
>Earth sama will feel better
How and why?
Do you love her so much?
Asher Sullivan
Noah Barnes
Bought a can of cream soda, some texas bbq pringles and skittles.
Have not had any of those three in quite a while.
I do, fight to the death If that is what it takes.
Ian Sullivan
this one
Parker Flores
Claiming the beautiful Twilight Suzuka!
~(Tsuyu)~
One who found her way to my housecwas literally a tiny kitten; I'm not sure she was even six weeks old. She's now a gigantic black ball of fluff. Another was a full adult but the first time I saw him, he was crying at the window beside my front door doing the paw treadmill on the glass wanting to come inside, and he was instantly the most attention loving, needy cat imaginable, so I think someone abandoned him. He's my closest cat, love him bunches & bunches.
She is lovely, and I care. Hello!
Some happy /waifu/ music for everyone to carry through the day:
youtube.com
Christian Martin
How does that feel?
Evan Fisher
Joseph Roberts
Hello hello, how are you on this day?
Excellent choice in /waifu/ music though, I've listened to this more than I'd like to admit honestly.
Its difficult to put feelings to words for me, the best I can describe it is like a burning passion.
William Stewart
Dang. All three sound terrible for your health, I'm a little jelly.
None other.
Oh wow, yeah that one would have been a goner for sure.
>so I think someone abandoned him
Ah yeah, sounds like the most likely explanation. Poor bugger.
Jacob Flores
But if I take the blue from my screen my waifu will look dry. Less bright means less energy in the screen, means less coal burning in power plants
Thank you. It's nice to try something like showing my feelings, and not being hated for it. Not everyone has the luck of liking someone like you.
Make a comfortable mess together
Jaxson Gomez
Huh, I see, dont worry, I kind of understand.
Kinda jealous not gonna lie.
>But if I take the blue from my screen my waifu will look dry
How? The image will look the same.
>Less bright means less energy in the screen, means less coal burning in power plants
Dirt are you serious.
Jaxon Allen
Go treat yourself and go mistreat your body.
You deserve it once in a while.
Huh, why would you be jealous, I think most people would think it's sad that I'd care so much about her.
Joshua Turner
Maybe later. I think there's some pasta left to consume.
Indeed, don't we all.
Easton Cooper
Im not 'most people', I think its very cute that you feel something like that.
Im jealous because I kinda dont feel anything, I want to feel something so strong.
Carter Russell
Ohayou, Yoshioka!
Those sound really good, actually.
I have no snacks or soda for today...
Dubs!
I'm good, ty ty.
>Excellent choice in /waifu/ music though, I've listened to this more than I'd like to admit honestly.
Yay! I'm glad you like it! It's a Touhou theme but I discovered it through the Cooking Cat videos on YouTube. I can listen to it for hours in the background.
It just makes me think of everyone's waifus all together, on their way to have a pleasant day.
David Gray
>Yoshioka
Yoshino!
James Perry
>it will be less blue, the image will look the same
How? The image will look different, it will miss blue. I am serious, if there's no reason to turn up the brightness, you can turn it down. Being careless just because you don't see the live reaction of the power plant doesn't make the extra energy less real. It might not be the most important thing in the World to put down your screen brightness, but this careless thinking of "it doesn't matter, it's just a small amount" is unrealistic if we're billions of people and it just ends in everyone doing whatever they want.
It's like voting, it doesn't make a big difference whether you vote or not, but with masses of people, it can change the fate of our reality.
If your feelings for your waifu are real, why feel bad? Love's supposed to be happy, even if you can't win it.
Besides, if caring so much about her is bad, and you still like her, you're sort of similar to her, right?
you feel strong tiredness
cute
Ian Myers
Maybe youre right, I guess Im just used to it.
I dont meant that, I meant that I dont think coal plants are the source of the electrical energy, and besides, I dont think that by me turning down the brightness anythings gonna change, more so when more than half of the population of earth is not doing it.
>you feel strong tiredness
Shut up.
Lucas Watson
Im not quite sure what it is for me that makes me feel that way honestly.
It started off just as a character who's theme and design I really liked and over the years as I kept her with me I just started to feel that having her was a part of my character more and more.
I feel weird If I don't have her as my avatar for example, it just feels wrong.
I was actually listening to it earlier today, all though it the in game version.
I heard it while playing the games, i'm glad you are doing well too.
Oh I don't really feel bad about it anymore all though I used to but that was more about feeling bad about being a weeb in general for reasons.
Easton Collins
Oh how lovely cute, that seems like love, keep it that way, its good to see people feeling things, even if they 'dont make sense'.
Cameron Hall
whoa whoa who would hate you for sharing your feelings,don't mind them I'll welcome them all
and make the clean up fun
Kevin Rivera
>that seems like love
I suppose it is, all though it does feel a little weird thinking about it as such.
Logan Turner
hello
Leo Johnson
Hello Earth-chan!
Nice!
I don't actually play the Touhou games (they look great), but I love the media.
William Martin
>it does feel a little weird thinking about it as such.
Why?
Michael Wright
Lurking
Cameron Garcia
who?
Hudson Scott
Posting images is not lurking tho.
Anthony Rivera
Oh all the doujin songs that the community produces are absolutely wonderful, they are what got me into the series in the first place.
youtu.be
You should give the games a try if you ever feel interested, I love them.
It just doesn't seem right to be so invested emotionally to something well, not real.
Christian Morales
Shut your whore mouth.
user. Want me to make you a fireproof cloak?
Julian White
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.tiff
Maybe the characters not real, but your feelings towards it are, so why feel bad? As Dirt said, love is suppoused to feel good, not bad, enjoy yourself.
Austin Carter
Well, me myself. I don't have much experience with romance, I just think that nobody would want to be liked that way by me.
You and your bucket cleaning up the whole flat, like two laborous mouse maids. And then eat fast food because no energy left to cook
I understand the feeling. When I started posting in this thread, I was terrified of spiraling into degeneracy. I've let down my guard a little since then...
Hey, if you like seeing a picture of her face as your avatar, maybe you could put one in your wallet.
Well, I have a fun fact, coal plants are the source of a part of electrical energy. If you stop voting nothing's gonna change, because everyone else keeps doing it. That's the kind of logic why nobody votes.
If there was a TV channel that only counted how many plastic bottles need to be tossed into the ocean to kill the next child due to water poisoning, don't you think everyone would make sure that plastic bottles are never tossed into the ocean again? You could see the number approach 0, and you would know you're helping kill someone.
But when you take up electricity, and contribute to the burning of coal or to nuclear power use, the result is also permanent and not undoable. The only difference is that you feel like you will never see the result of your actions, since there's so many factors that make it hard to connect your actions to the results, but what you do is nevertheless real.
It's really easy to get used to the low brightness, too. When the sun isn't shining, after just a few minutes, I stop noticing the difference. Looking at my screen, I could never in hell tell whether the brightness is up or down right now. When it's so irrelevant, I'll easily choose to turn it down a bit for senpai.
It's not like you're a monster for turning on a light, but it'd be nice if you at least thought about the consequences of your actions, instead of ignoring them and living an illusion.
hello Earth chan! Hello user!
Xavier Morris
Wrong.
You type a lot of words.
Carson Foster
I am annoying
Brayden Murphy
I suppose you two have a point, perhaps I'm just still feeling insecure about these things.
>I was terrified of spiraling into degeneracy
I feel sort of the same, I mean more like I fear I'll be judged If I do even though this is the last place on the internet probably where I would be.
>maybe you could put one in your wallet.
Perhaps I should, all though isn't it sort of the same since my cards are in my phone case and my phone has her as the wallpaper.
Hunter Perez
Really?
Fucking hell Dirt.
With time that will vanish.
Thomas Morgan
Jayden Gomez
Im sure it will, I mean my return to Yea Forums is already a sign that I'm getting better about it.
Benjamin Morales
I dont know, returning to this place is never a sign of something good.
You used to come here before stopping?
Hunter Barnes
Well I never came to /waifu/. I just came to the site in general, mostly Yea Forums.
But at one point in my life I cut everything related to anime and such out of my life for a long time, with that I stopped visiting this site.
I regret doing what I did but what is done is done.
Ethan Rivera
I will annoy your lanky ass.
Maybe.
Who dis??
Julian Miller
I don't fear judgement, I deserve it. What bothers me more is not being judged when I should and turning into someone I'd hate being.
But it seems japanese culture fans are just normal people who like japanese culture, and whether I become a degenerate depends on me. It's true that I have never seen so many people write proudly about how they masturbate, anywhere else, but I think that might just be because of Yea Forums.
Wow, you have her as your wallpaper, like someone would put their girlfriend or boyfriend as their wallpaper, so romantic...
I like having Earth chan in my wallet, I can hide it with my hands in the bus backseat and look at her smile. I think it's similar if you have her there
she's adorable
Jayden Scott
A lurker, or if you mean my waifu her name is Isla.
T-Thanks, your waifu is cute too
Dylan Bennett
>I don't fear judgement
I do, I was judged for these things for the majority of my life and I dont want that to happen again.
>Wow, you have her as your wallpaper
I do, on my phone, laptop and my desktop PC.
I think you gave the (You) to the wrong person but I was wondering who the cutie was so it works out.
Adrian Allen
beautiful Sopmod
thank you, I found it almost by myself
Parker Gutierrez
Then why?
Huh, I see.
>But at one point in my life I cut everything related to anime and such out of my life for a long time, with that I stopped visiting this site.
Why did you do that?
Evan Parker
Oh... sorry my bad. Cute horns.
Found your waifu by yourself? That's an odd way to phrase it.
Asher White
Waifus please help us!
Wyatt Ross
Erde. I want to sew cloaks.
I was curious about both, very nice nice.
Welcome.
Mmmmmh... maybe
Kayden Fisher
Where is she from?
Cameron Ross
We live in a society, sorry Earth chan bullies you for being yourself. Once we're married, I'll make sure it behaves around kindhearted people like you
I had Earth chan as my computer background for a while when I couldn't see anyone and was out of danger. It was indescribable, I really enjoyed seeing the thing I love most when I start it up each day.
Heh, yeah, I'm just proud of liking them. I didn't think my heart worked most of my life
The horns on that girl user posts are so great
That was the first thing I saw when I opened Yea Forums today and it made me so happy, I hope you succeed big
me too
Ethan Peterson
Thank you. How are you?
Plastic Memories. Sadly, there is not a lot of art of her.
That is very wholesome.
Cameron Thomas
We need kevlar.
Very well. Just thinking of new projects to pick up. Crafts, that sort of stuff.
Levi Cox
I don't know I think you may be way off,fine you can practice on me
what kind of fast food? it better be a delivery
Christian Sullivan
Is not that anime where the ending made the fans outrageus?
Why do you like her?
Aaron White
>why did you do that
well, as you probably remember I was bullied a fuckton in school years ago.
I was desperate for it to end so I just kind of stopped doing everything that they targeted or could become a target.
with that I quit doing most of the things I enjoyed doing out of which the greatest one was anime and japanese culture.
Earth treats me much better these days, It's quite all right.
>the horns on that girls user posts are so great.
I also love them.
>plastic memories
that show has sat on my hard drive for like 4 years, I really need to get around watching it.
Connor Cook
Projects? Like hobbies? Wdym?
Outraged? Perhaps. There are too many reasons why I like her. She tries her best and is very wholesome. I would pamper her till the end of days.
It is very underrated.
Angel Rodriguez
Perhaps I will watch it after I have finished Chihayafuru.
Brandon Sanders
That sounds pretty sad not gonna lie.
I see, I see... Thats a very nice reason to love someone yes.
Charles Cruz
I love him I love him I love him I love him
Daniel Davis
Oh well I did what I had to to survive, my mind was set on survival and I did what I felt like I had to.
I missed out on a lot and probably fucked up my teen years doing it but I made it through.
Josiah Price
gonna take a bath
Jaxson Powell
I bet you bath naked you slut.
And the bullying stopped?
Couldnt you just say that you stopped watching anime but keep doing it in secret?
William Bell
kevlar dress with pockets
My heart is already practicing beating a bit faster just reading this. What kind of food do you like? I wonder if delivered hamburgers are good
I'm so happy to read that. When I got out of elementary school with my best friends on the time they started beating me up daily, I still don't know why. Sometimes I think about it, when I go off to my waifu about how nice it treats me nowadays.
Maybe Earth chan was just in a bad mood back then, or we had bad luck. Or maybe it's supposed to be funny and there's a punchline somewhere
Cold day, warm Shadow
have fun desu
Henry Nelson
I am not familiar with that one, but I hope you enjoy Plastic Memories.
For her efforts, she deserves all my love and more.
Cute fang
Jace Martinez
>And the bullying stopped?
It didn't but I convinced myself that everything they were saying was no longer true.
I was practically playing tricks with my mind trying to cope.
The physical aspect of it all I didn't mind since pain was just a temporary feeling that I had become accustomed to.
>Couldnt you just say that you stopped watching anime but keep doing it in secret?
eh, they wouldn't have believed me in the first place or well, rather didn't.
>elementary school with my best friends on the time they started beating me up daily
..this sounds painfully like what happened to me
It's a really good show, I highly recommend at least giving the MAL page a quick read.
Joseph Watson
:|
Lincoln Wilson
would put my ear close to listen to the rhythm,I think I like it all and if its has fries even better, I don't know myself maybe they aren't if they take too long and the fried get that hardening cold feeling
Brody Kelly
:)
Wyatt Evans
gamer shirt stays on during bath
it was enjoyable
cute waifu
Adam Kelly
Good, good.
You better.
Yeah no, your life was harder than mine, but is good to see that youre presing foward, hope you feel better in the future.
Leaving, going to do boring university stuff, farewell.
Aaron Brown
Have a good day, see you later.
Charles Ortiz
We could put our chests together, then our hearts can duke it out, if we're flat enough. You like all food, even fish and tomatoes? Wow
Hm, maybe Pizza then, I saw online that one of the three favorite foods of the World is pizza, since then I always think about World chan when I eat pizza.
gamers don't bath, they respawn
have fun senpai
hey then, at least we're not alone. It feels better than suffering alone.
When I moved up from elementary, everyone just hated me for the way I always behaved.
So I eventually sat down one day and decided to change a lot of things about myself, and then people started talking to me, and without disgust in their faces even.
It always feels a bit evil to think about, but it's gained me one of my core beliefs, being that I can be any person I want if I just put the effort into it, that I can change myself to suit my needs and interests.
Anthony Price
God you sound so much like what I was.
When I changed school after elementary everyone just straight up hated me as well.
All though me changing myself in a lot of ways didn't do anything for me.
As the song goes, I thought solitary would be a part of my life.
Austin Cook
Noah Davis
Listening now. This is beautiful.
I almost bought a genuine Fumo once, but forced myself not to. I understand once you start, there's no end. And they're so expensive.
Ohh, I did something very similar for a couple years, a very long time ago. It wasn't a good period in my life and I had let others influence me to believing I had to cut anime from my life. But I then realized how ridiculous that was, and realized it was those people I needed to cut instead. And now, many years later, I proudly embrace my otaku/weeb lifestyle as an adult who is secure in my interests & passions.
So don't berate yourself over it; rather, accept that it has only reaffirmed what you love & enjoy.
And like I always say:
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity.
Zachary Russell
We're all kind of alone, in the end, nobody can understand you 100% without becoming you, is what I think.
But we're stuck on Earth with so many people, no matter what worries you while you're trying to sleep at night, there's probably someone a few houses away who just had almost the same trouble, and also thinks there's nobody like them.
I bet if I only knew how many people are worrying about the things I worry about, I'd stop feeling like I'm being singled out by fate and forced to crash and fail, I'd feel like me and the others are trying to do something difficult side-by-side.
It's one of the reasons why I always feel safe when I look into Earth chan's eyes and see the silhouette's of all these unknown people.
you on the left, sleep well
Brayden Campbell
they would echo across the rooms,fish is the best food I could eat tomatoes are alright as well
pizza is always a good grab got any favorite toppings?
John Wilson
日本?
Joseph Brooks
Imagine feeling someone's heartbeat react to yours, and they get a bit faster and stronger together. I like fish sticks, because they barely taste like fish, and I'm not a big eat fish fan.
I like Salami or beacon, but also mozarella, it's healthier for senpai with just cheese.
Christian Cooper
It is really beautiful, Ranko has such a beautiful voice and the emotion in the vocals is so good.
I want a fumo but they are so expensive, I will for sure start collecting them once I have money to throw around though.
Also yeah it was a horrible time in my life as well, I don't much think about it that much anymore.
I have the same passion for anime and otaku stuff I had back then and I dont exactly hide it, I don't feel the need to anymore even if someone were to come and criticize me over it now I would honestly just walk away not giving a shit.
Most of the time the insecurity is honestly missing out on so many things that I could have watched, listened to or just enjoyed in general with the community at the time they were fresh.
>if I only knew how many people are worrying about the things I worry about, I'd stop feeling like I'm being singled out by fate
We are very similar people I feel like, I wouldn't be surprised if we were thinking about the same things while trying to fall asleep.
Andrew Edwards
Heh, you better not think about my cute planet waifu in bed, chad
David Brown
John Anderson
until they synchronize? ,I like fish too much I even used to fish before corona closed everything down,beacon is a good pick I don't have a favorite but I would ask for extra mushrooms when possible
Connor Rodriguez
I'm thinking about all your waifus while I masturbate.
Adam Collins
do the heart shape back at your screen to get legally married to your waifu
Until the two people subconsciously start holding hands. Do you wanna get funghi, do you wanna get funghi with me? I kind of like the smell of mushroom pizza.
I wonder why Yea Forums thinks my post is spam. It would be nice if it told me
youtu.be
don't make your waifu jealous
Dylan Wright
I wanted to mention how fishing scares me, it would be nice to try it together with someone. It seems that somehow triggered the spam protection.
Blake Reed
Shizuru!
>Most of the time the insecurity is honestly missing out on so many things that I could have watched, listened to or just enjoyed in general with the community at the time they were fresh.
Oh I completely understand that, trust me. But that is a beautiful aspect of anime: you can always enjoy the same franchise or characters with others in the community no matter how many years have passed. Granted, there's only that one time to experience it as it's coming out, but it isn't any less intensive or enjoyable being late to the game. That's one reason I love places like Yea Forums and /m/ so much; at any time we can have a really good thread about, say, Outlaw Star, and it's just as good of discussion and enjoyment today as it would've been 21 years ago. Plus you get to expose people to it who otherwise wouldn't have known about it, as they didn't see it when it was fresh.
One thing I'm definitely thankful for these days is being able to purchase genuine production cels from Outlaw Star (I'm a cel collector). I never had that available to me back in the day.
Logan Ortiz
hello hello
Anthony Jenkins
and kissing?definitely do,I can smell it already just by talking about it
maybe a word triggered it,why does it scare you? I don't do well with large bodies of water but if I'm dry then everything is fine,I'd show you how to fish we can use lures and fake worms to ease you into it
Wyatt Bailey
You are right, I'm sure ill get over myself eventually I'm sure, I know I'm being irrational.
Man I remember back in 2015 and 2016 when I used to go to Yea Forums everyday religiously and go to the Monster Musume threads.
Those were simpler times.
Samuel Morgan
youtu.be
hello hello Lainpost
Kissing until they lose their thoughts. It's scary to think about the hooks swinging around, what if one lands in my face?
That's so gentle user, thank you. I feel so much at ease with some of the things you post sometimes, I should find a way to return it
Evan Nelson
Lain!
How are you today?
Jayden Rodriguez
Monster Musume!
Didn't we have a Monster Musume poster in here? I forget.
I need to get back to /m/. I've been away from there longer than I was from here.
Isaac Lopez
>Didn't we have a Monster Musume poster in here? I forget.
I dont know, I'm very much of a newfag in these threads.
It's quite possible though.
Luke Sanchez
and fall asleep with a smile from ear to ear,it is but you can practice with no hook and they have these rods where you just press a button to release much safer if you are just starting
make me a meal with mushroom and we'll be even
Gabriel Hughes
Cooper Bailey
Oh I know. Sorry, I should've worded that differently as I was wondering aloud to everyone.
How long have you been posting in /waifu/? I'm just recently back after a year or so being awa (though I've at times dropped in with a single post to basically say hi to everyone - usually with my /waifu/ quote).
Ryder Brown
>How long have you been posting in /waifu/
I think it has been a little over two months now, so yeah I'm very much of an infant around these parts.
Brayden Allen
I'm listening to nice music and watching videos and trying to play with my friends, and Earth chan is here too, I can wave to my waifu if I want to. Life is great.
Wow, like me and Earth chan. You want me to cook for you user? I'm good at cooking, I need to practice for marriage, too. Let's catch fish kun and cook him with mushrooms
Kayden Nguyen
sounds nice, what is it that you're trying to play?
Jayden Walker
cute,I would love it,you can practice with me if you'd like and I can help out too,mouthwatering
Dominic Smith
Well I would like to play team fortress with them. This sounds almost like persona fighting music
I've never really cooked with someone else, I can't wait
Andrew Johnson
I would be fun,what's the best dish you can make?
Ryder Richardson
What's your waifu's favorite food user?
Lasagna, or potato pancakes, but they take a long time. I'm also good at making tomato sauce for spaghetti, but I don't like tomato sauce.
What's your favorite food?
Liam Wilson
Liam Kelly
Isaiah Wright
>potato pancakes
that brings so many memories I grew up eating those so much,I always asked for them
no tomato sauce even on pizza?
any dish with fish but if we are talking no fish then I would pick whatever has rice I'm not a picky eater
Ian Young
A cute!
Aiden Mitchell
Am I too late to claim?
Parker Rivera
The best poster is never too late.
Angel Wright
It's too soon,
it's too late!
It's too soon,
it's too late,
or is it tick
tick
tick
tick
BOOM!
Ayden Ross
oh no, the frog self destructed.
Easton Powell
I was missing them, too, so I tried making them until it was perfect. Well it's alright with most foods, in lasagna it tastes nice with the rest and on pizza too. But when I make it it actually tastes like tomatoes...
Rice and fish, do you like Sushi? I've never had it before, maybe we could try sushi together, and then eat Schnitzel, it's my favorite food.
Anzuchen
Jace Long
That's what they all say until one day he is too late.
I think he just exploded.
Who's going to clean this up?
Earthenchen! Have you been lazy today?
Dylan Hernandez
Jordan Davis
Unless I you-destructed.
I dunno, I'll be long gone by the time the authorities arrive.
Camden Martin
I see what you did there.
You will never be too late, you wouldn't let such a thing happen.
Lincoln Russell
I sense a cute danger.
Gone as fast as you came. What skill!
I'd let a surprising number of things happen in the name of laziness.
Charles Stewart
Barely anything, I did!
You better believe it.
Benjamin Wright
not very, I wrote a lot, but I did nothing for my studies
Josiah Collins
Sure but being too late to claim your waifu aint one of them.
Tyler Barnes
Well I've yet to see it in person so I'll withhold my belief for now. I'm sure you understand.
As long as you still have time for finish up your work I can't fault you for that.
What kind of writing did you do?
Until that fateful day I am...
Andrew Phillips
That day won't come, I know it won't.
Nolan Cruz
Damn. Hope I don't suffer any performance issues should you have IRL encounter. Gonna have to try nad replicate the Gone in 60 seconds movie.
Lucas Kelly
are you against the revolutionary army?
Carson King
I wrote pen and paper rules, it's so fun
Juan Campbell
Mason Bell
How can you be so certain about a vast future that holds infinite possibilities?
It's ok, I'm pretty sure they have pills for that.
>gone in 60 seconds
>takes all night to steal cars
Who writes this stuff? Still a good movie though.
That depends if they stand against the sloth collective.
That does sound fun, I want to play pen and paper rpgs with an Earth cute like you. What is the setting like?
Ethan Bailey
Sonic pills.
I know right? And the final chase scene took way longer than 60 seconds as well.
Logan Mitchell
I don't believe in those infinite possibilities.
I believe that we are all destined for one outcome.destined to us from birth.
Lincoln Morris
For when you gotta come fast and then go faster.
And then they just kill that bad guy in the end anyway. Smdh.
Based free will denier. Still the one thing that is destined to happen could be out of the realm of your imagination.
Mason Cox
lucky me, I sleep right next to the Earth every day. I really do fall asleep faster and feel much less anxious, since I think about it this way
I can't tell you the setting, but I needed like 3 extra rule books and am DMing beginners, it'll be fun. I want to play pen and paper rpgs with you too
One of my players said they wanted to play Earth chan, it was funny for me because I have access to information they do not have access to.
Bentley Phillips
Certainly it could, but yes based free will denier.
I dont believe in that shit kek.
Asher Phillips
no only against an oppressive government
Jaxon Howard
See, you could write these slogans for living.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Adam Cruz
Fair enough, keep your secrets but one day I'll have you at my tabletop for dinner and games.
So your friends know about the existence of Earth chan and even more they can play her in this tabletop game?! That is astounding.
What's so hard to believe about somoene else claiming Anzu though? I claimed her so it's not like it hasn't happened before.
Today a mighty alliance has formed. Snacks and manga for everyone involved.
That sounds like work to me, I oppose.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Camden Turner
I want one so bad!,cute you don't like the taste of tomato
either is fine like I said I'm not pick I could eat potato all year,I do like it but its a bit pricey so I rarely pick some,we could and a bit of wasabi for added fun,I don't know that one but looks good
Lincoln King
Only if you make it into one.
Not past, but almost there.
Mason Clark
tell me about this sloth collective
Carson Brooks
If I don't accept money for it then it's just a hobby right?
No work, naps any time, all the anime you could ever hope to watch. Don't worry too much about the specifics, the sloth collectives will take care of all. Also wagie genocide or liberation, whichever is more convenient at the time.
Evan Gonzalez
It's not that it's hard to believe, I just have faith in you.
Levi Torres
Indeed.
Jordan Anderson
Wow, yes, please. Yes they do and yes they do, it was without my influence entirely that the player decided this. Earth chan is a recurring character in our chats and friend circle, which is why I'm so worried about posting her too. A friend might very realistically recognize an image I post.
Y-you're cute, you potato pancake
I have some money from german social system for studying, we could put pricey sushi dinner. Schnitzel is the best! It's like a big chicken nugget with pork instead of chicken
William Barnes
i want in.. but is it possible to get out one day?
Jack Green
Perhaps your faith would be better placed in yourself, no?
I'll stick to doing it for free then.
That's interesting. I suppose there's always a chance they already suspect but just aren't bothered by it. Imagine your irl friend gangstalking your posts on Yea Forums... haha...
Considering the goal is consuming the entire Earth and turning everyone into neets, I'm going to have to guess no.
Xavier Morgan
ehh, I dont know about that.
Ian Kelly
I'm great, thanks. About to reheat some of my Panda Express. Seriously, the family meal is great.
Nice! We've all been new to /waifu/. Nice to meet you and I'm glad you're enjoying it here!
Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep (and now I have ringing in my ears, ugh).
Takane!
It's never too late; waifu is timeless!
I want butt tea of my wai-I mean, I want tea with my waifu.
Gabriel Nguyen
Excellent choice, that way you can remain lazy.
But now, I off to bed, slowly but surely.
See you later Anzu.
Julian Adams
Sheesh!
G'night user.
Isaac Rivera
Goodnight Tsuyu!
Ryan Jones
Yes but I have a strong inkling.
If they're still claiming anime girls after I'm dead I'll be impressed, although I shouldn't say it would surprise me.
Good night cute Frog.
Lucas Hughes
It is nice to meet you as well!
>Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep
Don't worry about it, it happens.
Hope those ears stop ringing though, did you wake up with a really bad migraine?
Nini
>I have a strong inkling.
Explain
Christian Gonzalez
Here she is, she has a gun and she's always right about everything.
Samuel Sanders
that doesnt work.. neets depend on others
Jaxson Collins
no you cooking them!
wouldn't that cut from your study related stuff? I mean I won't say no to some sushi either way,you had me a big nugget pork just became bonus
Bentley James
Oh my.
Kevin Stewart
Mason Garcia
Like I said, it's best not to dwell on the specifics of this totally made up and not already set into motion scenario.
Yah, better listen to her!
Justin Gray
There's another Earth chan poster in my friend circle. I'm not sure how much they really like my waifu, but when an image makes my heart drip, I occasionally like to send it to them to try and make them feel
With potato pancakes, and normal pancakes, Earth chan can help me make them with gravity, it makes cooking so fun and I always smile at the cupboards and like to call Earth nice names during cooking
Nono, I barely spend any money on studies, I get the money to support my life so I don't need to work while studying and can focus, but my expenses are far less than my income.
Anthony Smith
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