I wanna have a relationship with Emily. I want to hold her and tell her it's all ok, and then become emotionally detached after that moment. My disinterest to her romantically would cause her to inevitably desire for more from me, and I'd be a good friend, but never entirely vulnerable toward her. I'd talk with her at length about spirituality, but I wouldn't tolerate her left wing politics, and in this way, I'd remind her of her father. She'd eventually realize she's in love with me, but she'd never completely admit that; only very subtly through her awkward flirtation, but I'd pretend I didn't notice what she was attempting to do. I'd leave her alone, return to my life, and only occasionally text her about random interests we share, but never get very deep about anything we discuss over texts.
This meme will die the moment Emily posts her face and she knows this. All the mystery and allure will be gone and she'll be just another barely above average looking girl.
