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Skrewdriver > any metal band
First for abrasive black metal
>muh black and white politics
okay retard
post your favorite album and kink, tear each other apart for it
GFD
Reminding everyone to listen to Isa
What do you metalheads think of rap music?
Nude female bodies.
What the fuck is GFD?
I think it's almost universally garbage for niggers and hipsters.
Thrashitters love it. Their favourite vocalists are talk fast rappers.
Theres really good stuff but most is shit, i like Memphis syle and i love black metal
don't understand it
My favorite genre is black metal but I love me some rap. Aesop rock, clipping, Madvillain, and Kendrick Lamar are very good. That said I probably listen to rap like two times per month but yeah
I love Skrewdriver, have most of their discography and am in the National Front, but Metal is King.
Who's the Charles Mingus of Metal?
Eminem is the best rapper
Unironically 10/10
Imperial Triumphant? Naked City?
Lemmy
I don't know because I don't keep up with tabloid shit enough to know who the biggest cunts are
Get fucking hype you bitches
This bitch 15
We're all 15 here user
Riffs?
Angry Aryans, Chaos 88, Fortress > Skrewdriver
older than some /meal/ posters
Shit you right
i just don't listen to it
Angry Aryans are fucking AWESOME. Will never forget the first time I heard those nutty bastards.
"You think you're big time??!!!"
this band scared the shit out of me 10 years ago
>there are "people" in this very thread born in the 21st century
>you are now aware the average Vargfag is born after Hildskjalf
this is the year i was born :^)
why is the white monster energy a boomer meme
Gym rats drink it because it's got no calories. Also I think somewhere along the line Monster got "lame" so there's a specific age range who acquired the taste for it. The white one was a meme before the boomer thing I'm pretty sure, it just tastes fucking good.
This album and Children of Bodom actually got me into metal music beyond Metallica and Slayer, so I still have highschool nostalgia for it. Its got some tight riffs desu
post death metal demos
>undeath.bandcamp.com
Musically mediocre even among other oi bands.
To all political shitstains profiting off of the metal scene - eat a dick and die in a ditch in a horrible agony.
>numales now whining about DsO being nazis
what a time to be alive
Naughty by Nature and Jurassic 5 are great.
Laid to Rest is overplayed desu, but the rest of the album is lit
>Popular BM band announces tour/album
>Lots of extremely questionable nazi accusations pop up
>People that have no idea what's going on bitch about it
When will this meme ever stop?
I dislike Nazis, desu
DsO just suck ass, like 100% of recent metal.
It's funny seeing this stuff crop up only now when it's hardly been a secret. Pic related is from the first of the only two interviews DSO ever did, before SMRC was released.
can't expect antifa simpletons to do any research
Okay where are my Catholic reactionary pro life bands?
Panegyrist or Reverorum ib Malacht
Pro life doesn't only refer to abortion.
Where. I barely even see the new album discussed
wtf i love dso now
sketchy old interviews don't mean much, since the bands knew they didn't have much of a global audience at that point and didn't expect it would ever bite them in the ass. they still have the opportunity to grovel and say "we were just being edgy and shocking, pls forgive" (and most bands end up doing this, hi Graveland/Nok.Mortum).
massive respect+support to bands who don't, like Absurd and Peste Noire.
RYM for starters
>Nokturnal Mortum
Did they ever even have actual NS lyrics? From what I understand, on Nechrist they have a line that's like "that fucking jew" or something like that, referring to Jesus of course, and people blew it up wayyyy out of proportion.
Call of the Aryan spirit, celtic crosses, NS side projects (Aryan Terrorism, Finist, etc)--I don't know all their old lyrics, but the dots were pretty easy to connect.
but it's likely that if you pressed them on it, they would have identified as nationalists instead of neo-nazis. (most nazis don't actually call themselves nazis.)
Help me settle a bet
Is Baroness' guitarist a lesbian?
>Finist,
>highest rated release is Paracletus
>it's 3.8
Buncha shit taste faggots, dropped before reading. I knew this website was garbage
why do all Baroness members look like clones of its frontman?
>Panegyrist or Reverorum ib Malacht
I'm the local shill for those two, looking for stuff I don't know
Oldschool Gangsta Rap, like Public Enemy, Ice-T or NWA is A-Okay
Because they suck.
Raubtier just launched a new single
youtu.be
It ain't bad but I am starting to feel a tad too nostalgic
definitely
youtube.com
Its out and theres NOWHERE TO RUN!
youtube.com
Anyone else hyped as well?
That makes more sense, thanks user
>cuckaton
No thanks
Is this trve kvlt lads?
vocaroo.com
Tommy Wright III is GOAT
sounds like vomit bruh
the good news is you can take up the rest of the space with drums, bass and vocals
No. Black metal was ruined by bands that think it's enough to tremolo pick across an album and slap a white logo on the cover, ignoring any creativity, exploration and RIFFS.
No opinion since I neither care for nor listen to it.
I used to listen to Marshall Mathers LP all the time back in my teen years, but that's about it.
thanks lads
I like UGK
learn to write riffs like Blasphemer and come back
Sad metal that's neither funeral doom nor dsbm?
based and redpilled
Come on their old shit is nice
putting a bullet through your skull and making people around you less miserable
Metallica
Claim your maskfu, /metal/
Post charts fellow niggers
I expect nothing, and I'm still disappointed.
I love what hip-hop can be but I hate like 95% of the albums. Some stuff is really dope, I dig the 90s: Nas, Wu-Tang, Pac, Biggie, Public Enemy and the such, early Eminem maybe too. Recently been jamming Anonymuz on repeat. The dude's fire.
But my all time favorite is dalek
I think it had a lot of potential but the industry killed it dead after the 00's.
kinda split between loli and ZR, but I guess at gunpoint I'd say ZR
missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>/meal/ doesnt hate hip-hop
better taste than bleep tbf lol
facial abuse
Listen to Rammstein :3
Gentle domination\bondage\deepthroat
I like Memphis stuff, GTBSG and some select trap stuff, not huge on it but it has some very good albums.
What's the best Boris album?
Based
Flood is best Boris album
Also Pink is best Boris album
for me its Akuma no Uta
Name one (1) metal album that's better than Celtic Frost-Morbid Tales, I'll wait.
Pink
The OG Heavy Rocks is up there though
Drawing down the moon
Oi! mixed with Heavy Metal?
Like Battle Ruins
Hope you have supplies there
WELCOME TO HELL - SUPPLIES MOTHAFUCKA!
> most nazis don't actually call themselves nazis.
that's because in 2019, a great majority of nationalists aren't nazis. Nationalist =/= racist nazi, always.
Any good medieval thrash?
my nigga
>melodeath sucks
post bands with no bad albums
CoB was my shit in highschool, totally opened the door to Death Metal for me. I thought it was a dumb genre but they got me hooked.
I saw Lamb if God live with Behemoth recently. I was there mostly for Behemoth but LoG put on a great fucking show, I was impressed.
Not trying to aggravate anybody, but why are so many guys with autism into metal? I thought metal would be the last type of music that would attract people with autism
>I thought metal would be the last type of music that would attract people with autism
How come?
Dehumanizer would have been better without Dio.
its loud, spiky, shouty and aggravating.
just like autists then
I don't see why that'd be a problem.
Can anyone recommend some good metal bands? I want to dive deeper, but haven't been listening to much since high school. I have always loved Mastodon, System, Lamb of God, BTBAM and occasionally listen to some grindcore/black metal stuff. I'm pretty open minded to giving anything a chance and I would really appreciate it.
Most autistic people are overwhelmed by stimulus and averse to loud noises etc etc, from my experience of working with them as a support-worker
Autistic metal fans don't go to metal concerts, so loudness isn't an issue.
This was my shit years ago. Still holds up.
>Can anyone recommend some good metal bands?
Just look at the thread, that's way too wide of an ask to provide anything
Bimbos
all socialists deserve a bullet, not just the national ones
That's why I tried to give some examples of what I like, even though they're pretty mainstream and different from one another. What have you been listening to lately, or what are some of your all time favorites? Like I said I will give anything a chance.
femdom & cuckold
autists usually stick to softer metal, like trad or power metal
That's better. Here are my favorites separated (rouhgly) into genres.
those aren't soft
Rec me based boomer metal
compared to any other extreme metal genre they are
power metal is listened by alpha neckbeards
ok. But what about metal is atractive to someone with autism?
the only and only true boomer record
Thanks man!
No problem. I hope you find something you dig, newfren
the repetition
USBM is for people who buy pre-ripped jeans and picked up smoking to look cool
Aspie who suffers from huge overloads from time to time here
Its an audio roller-coaster really, and a really extreme one that, in the right conditions, is fun as fuck. While walking down the street, talking to people and just generally trying to exist while overloading is kinda shit, overloading to something like Revenge or Ildjarn at home is cool.
I'm a kind of guy who don't need a girl, Girls are the ones who needs me Jahknows
those are fighting words
Friendly reminder that metal belongs to white people
*blocks your path*
Bassd
Guys recommend some extremely melodic death metal like this
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Obviously Carcass is a good recommendation, also Entombed - Left Hand Path is melodic as fuck, but do they have other melodic albums?
Recommend me some race war metal.
PULSATING STEEL PROTRUDES FROM MY THIGHS
SHE WHO SPREADS IS SHE WHO DIES
LONG AS MY ARM AND FIVE TIMES AS THICK
YOU'LL DIE AT THE END OF MY IRON DICK
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Yep, it's shit. Just as expected.
Mystifier, Suffocation and Blasphemy are like the three bands known for having Black members
And they're all shit!
They're all good. My point is that there are barely any Black people in Metal given the amount of bands.
have sex
Sarcofago as well
Any pure death/doom like Cianide, Winter, diSEMBOWELMENT and the first Paradise Lost album? No corsetcore like My Dying Bride or shit related to gothic metal.
Open wide
None of the guys in Sarcofago look that Black
Desecresy are fucking sick
Nice. Thanks kind user.
t. American
Blacks are "guests" in Metal, unwanted ones at that
english Sabbat
youtube.com
>posts a bunch of black-haired mutts
Thanks. I'll give it a listen after I wake up.
cringe
based
STORM THE MANGROVE
Carnivore - Race War
REICH UND ROOOOOOOOLL
I need weird shit with my hip hop like Danny Brown, Clipping, and Death Grips. Kendrick is the only exception.
I haven't listened to hip hop in over a year.
memphis stuff and dj screw is the only shit i like
autists are evolved beings
:o
t. Louis Cachet
youtube.com
deathrash
gothic doom edition
>Aspie who suffers from huge overloads
>overloading to something like Revenge or Ildjarn at home is cool
Check out Mike - War in My Pen, the first half is great
SEX
AND VIOLENCE
she was on that parody metal talk show and she was hitting on the houseband's female keyboardist so yeah total carpet muncher.
Which is fine. The only bad side of Baroness is how they've been going more and more accessible even if some of their songs are alright.
What's the name? Art looks cool.
Maybe that they have control over this loud stimulus and which sound/loud stimuli they are hearing, and maybe this feeling of control over loud stimuli calms them down because usually the loud stimuli are invasive and disturbing to them and outside their control.
Also, metal has tons of bands and subgenres, and there are nuanced differences between bands, and pairing that with sites like the metal archives where you can spend all day updating over a hundred thousand band profiles for points, metal can also appeal to people with obsessive interests.
What do we think about Nine Inch Nails?
konnichiwa i´m 14 years old girl. i love direngrey and an cafe and sads/kiyoharu and litle bit of miyavi and sugs.my biggest dream is move to japan! i love to draw manga
>an cafe
oh jesus christ i have not heard/read that name in a long time
Don't bother, it's the newest DsO.
Vampire - With Primeval Force maybe
>we
Cringe
>NIN
Based
Didnt know this was already out, please elaborate
Unironically based and red-pilled.
Paracletus is good, but Peste Noire is better then DsO.
i don't know this gay band, but no shit look at her. i'd lick her strawberry asshole tho.
Best viking metal:
youtube.com
Ataraxie and Mournful Congregation. Don't be gay.
>corsetcore funeral doom
>not gay
yikes!
WHAT ARE YOU FAGNIGGERS BLASTIN'?!
Why is it considered GREAT? It's really good album, I like it, but it's literally just cover album of Quorthon's favorite thrash metal bands. Are blackies really so deprived of good metal so they call every thrash album with slightly black sound Black Metal?
black metal is more akin to classical music
Stay kvlt brother. This is the year I was born:
You're entitled to have your opinion, even if it's wrong
someone explain cirith ungol to me, songs i've heard by them sounded like ass
Just one more year 'till I become a boomer
One of those album that benefited from having a band with a catchy name and a sick album cover.
lmao
blood fire death isn't really black metal though
This album is awesome
here's some black metal mixed with classical
youtube.com
youtube.com
Name ONE (1) Ukrainian black metal band that doesn't have ties to NSBM.
>some
literally every genre of metal has more bands with classical influence
No-can-do bruv, I don't listen to gay metal
>Many in the Norwegian black-metal scene credit Ruch with being the first to do away with the thrash- and death-metal guitar style of playing chunky, chugging chords in favor of a looser, darker sound. “I was listening to classical orchestral music and the tonal progression in some of this music had a lot of drama and pathos,” Ruch says. “I experimented with minor chords and later added the super-fast picking I learned from Euronymous. It then developed to more dissonant chords and tonal progressions.”
>Varg thinks that Snorre is mentally retarded
fuck off
only A Fine Day to Die and the title track are the ones not resembling most of BM
I love vodka and death metal. Any death metal from Russia?
Have some GRIND
youtube.com
lol
it's all 100% thrash
youtube.com
>that opening riff
Snorre was pretty autistic by most people's accounts
Ironically those are the most BM sounding tracks while the rest sounds like thrash
Slam started based on this riff?
>2:51
youtube.com
Listening to the single now. Didn't love Synarchy so I'm down with the "new" direction.
Pseudogod
Suffocation is one of those great bands that are guilty for creating absolute shit metal genres. Like Sepultura.
I just got back from a company dinner. I'm drunk on red wine and relaxing to a bit of Gnaw their tongues.
youtube.com
Fucking magical.
Slam started based on being fucking gay while Suffocation started based on being good
Pretty comfy desu.
Due to all the DsO-posting lately, I decided to put on Fas... after a long time. I'm also drinking a dark beer.
Was anyone on the company dinner hot?
>Was anyone on the company dinner hot?
yes, but married. I'm taken anyway so not looking.
I think Bolt Thrower, Death and Suffocation are fucking great and Immolation, Morbid Angel and Incantation are fucking garbage. Recommend me some Death Metal.
>In a relationship
>With a job
Based
Have a rec you didn't ask for: youtube.com
>I think Bolt Thrower, Death and Suffocation are fucking great and Immolation, Morbid Angel and Incantation are fucking garbage. Recommend me some Death Metal.
Cryptopsy
Demilich
Pestilence
Why do you hate Incantation?
Altar of Madness 8/10
Blessed Are The Sick 7/10
Covenant 10/10 Best MA album
Domination 7/10
Formulas Fatal To The Flesh 9/10
Gateways to Annihilation 9/10
Heretic 6/10
Illud Divinum Insanus 5/10
Kingdoms Disdained 5/10
>Why do you hate Incantation?
Because everything I can hear listening to their classics (Onward to Golgotha, Mortal Throne of Nazarene) is retarded and repetitive tremolo picking without any sign of a good riff. Suffocation and Bolt Thrower make me tune my guitar to C/C# and play along, Incantation and Immolation just play wonderwall chords at 220 bpm. Maybe I'm wrong, can you recommend really RIFFS from any of these bands so I can change my mind?
Based, GFD fucking rules. My main kink is definitely /ss/ though.
how about clean the shit out of your ears and maybe you'll actually hear the riffs
based
Their vocalist is a fucking mädcünt
Heavy>Black>Thrash>Power>Death>Speed>Doom
>can't into speed
Someone get based SËPÜLCHRÄL PÖSTER in here
>Black higher than anything
cringe panda
Death>Black>Thrash>Heavy>Doom>Speed>Power
>thrash higher than anything
mega yikes
You are still gay but listen to Diabolical Conquest.
Also it's not all about riffs. Sometimes it's about atmosphere, weird noises and having an absolute fucking madman for a drummer youtube.com
If you don't feel anything from this you are a fag
I löve Speed but not as much as heavy and black
>Sometimes it's about atmosphere
>calls somebody gay
absolute faggot
go away Zayden
Thr*sh metal and d**m metal should have disappeared 10 years ago.
dilate
Balls to the Wall>Breaker>Restless and Wild>Russian Roulette>Metal Heart
autism =/= retardation
Metal Heart is one of their best albums.
Absolutely. It being on the bottom of the ranking doesn't mean it is a bad album. Accept has a strong as fuck discography.
Where's
Angel
>YUGOTIOR BALSTU, THE WALLMAN
what did Udo mean by this?
imagine going to prison for years for that placenta worship retard, only for him to talk shit about you in youtube videos
the only GOAT-worthy album posted so far
I like early Public Enemy and NWA, but that's about it
How is that based?
Who the fuck doesn't have a job?
me
most people who post here
Bunch of NEETs on this website. Don't listen to them talk as if it's a good thing. It's a miserable existence, I was one of them once.
How is wageslaving any less miserable?
yeah, what kind of loser doesn't have a job? h-haha
I have money, responsibilities, a future. I moved out and live alone.
You're still gonna sit on your computer when you're 60, not having moved anywhere from where you were at 20?
well some of us are students
(I do have a part time job too though atm)
Real life sucks. I’d rather browse Yea Forums all day.
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based
>a job, a relationship
Sad desu
Yea Forums sucks too
I'm a worthless university student user, show some respect!
if AoM isn't a ten then it's not an objective list
Death>Speed>Heavy>Thrash>Power>Doom>Black>Absolutely Dogshit>War Metal
more jazz shit with surrealist fascist aesthetic to keep hipsters on the edge of their seat.
forgot to add
>Melodeath>Death
Soi
Since no one is posting good "FUCK YOU" metal albums, here you go. The ultimate FUCK YOU album
youtube.com
He doesn't count because he's a Spiritual Aryan.
&bp
Truth hurts
>tourists suddenly calling DSO nazis
are we seeing a DSO redemption arc?
Melodic Death > death > melodeath
>slayer cover album is 10
cringe
what exactly is "redemption" about having a racist moron as your vocalist
>best death metal album of all time is a slayer cover album
that says a lot
Covenant > AoM
Covenant more natural sounding drums
Covenant is where they started finding a musical identity beyond just "thrash metal but more extreme"
Covenant is where they started flirting with social Darwinism (actually subversive) instead of just "crush the priest" (not actually subversive)
Slayer never had the cool spookies
Slayer also never just straight up jumped into shit as hard as on AoM, there was usually some kind of build up or more conventional song structure
Can you rec me some alcoholic metal? The only thing i can enjoy while drunk is Motörhead, oh lord Motörhead while drunk is GOD-TIER
Sodom
Speedböozer
youtu.be
Tankard.
Also alcohol increases estrogen, you gaylord
>music about a certain substance is more enjoyable on that substance
it doesn't work that way, just listen to your old favorite bands, those are all I care about listening to when shitfaced
This is a great drinking album
>Also alcohol increases estrogen, you gaylord
Korpiklaani of course
Manowar for sure, especially the anthems
Nice collection of IPA drinkers you got there
LIONS, COUILLES MOLLES
BIENTÔT NOURRITURE
why is the 99% of groove metal bands a shitty Pantera rip-off? I miss originality
>Nice collection of IPA drinkers you got there
Carnivore is literally the best fucking alcohol band
Steele drinking wine by the fucking gulp performing live proves it
>YES BEERS ARE SO MANLY BRO LET'S GO DOWN TO THE MICROBREWERY AND DRINK IPAS WHILE WE PLAY OUR NINTENDO SWITCHES
Pantera is the logical conclusion to groove metal
Because groove metal fucking sucks
Listen to Slaughter in the Vatican and Slaughter in the Vatican only
Great album and great kink
lmao did I strike a nerve? I bet you have gyno too
Demolition Hammer's third album is groove metal and it doesn't suck
memes aside that doesn't sound like a bad time desu
based & chek'd
...
correct and checked
BASED SIXTHS
No more posers.
>t.