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Stop listening to NSBM.

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Finland has the best death metal scene in the 90s

>Finland
That doesn't sound like Sweden.

judas priest sucks

War metal sucks

I've never checked this war metal thing, and honestly don't want to, can you give me just one most typical/popular song that exemplifies it?

no, nigger
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don't call him that

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the most boring 3 minutes of my life

Thrash is boring.

reminds me of Aura Noir, if it was bad.

Based opinion

There are some good albums but yeah like 95% of all the output is lame

lmao

It's okay in small doses but I tend to agree.
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NSBM sucks

N

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Recc me albums that are /SPOOKY/ and /GLOOMY/

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Fact. I wonder if nsbm bands are shit on purpose like to make their music less accessible and prevent “posers” from liking their music like a genre just for people that are into the neo-Nazi movement

any ANGEL in? :3c

im warning you

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Lets be honest here: Blasphemy is way more kvlt than any fucking NSBM band.

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trve

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deathrash
swedish edition

I

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let's be even more honest here - both are dreck

yeah but blasphemy is more tr00

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nice blues rock

>/grips mic/

Hit me with the most emotional black metal you know of, please.
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i prefer

>*grips ___*

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the new Numenorean

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>MR. STORMS GET DOWN

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you know what
I'm gonna say it.
Numenorean sucks.

>Sombres forets
based
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how come the french canadian makes the best DSBM?

>how come the french canadian makes the best BM?
fixed

La mort du soleil is one of my favorite albums of all time

youtu.be/YLUlZCqIgl4

Bunch of years of being fucked by Anglos will make that to you

Really good first 2 albums
3rd album is underrated tb h
4th album is from the "my little mermaid" soundtrack
After that, they got a new singer who sounds like his balls are constantly pinched.

Took them 10 years to be able to play through the fire and flames live.

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they're up there
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i wouldn't say specifically dsbm but they have a good number of atmospheric bands that have a somewhat depressive sound

WE ARE THE DEMONS OF THE NIGHT
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Gee Ozzy, TWO mics?
One is a 57/Unidyne, other maybe a Beyer

>OF THE NIGHT
I think this is perhaps the most overused phrase.

IS THIS THE REEBOKS OR THE NIKES

Stop calling me anti-Semite

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i don't know who that is

Mikko Aspie is a psued and possible crypto-nazi.

Metal conspiracies.

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Mikko is a degenerate porn dealer. The new DsO track is decent, though.
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alexey can fuck off

THE BEAST WILL RULE
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Mgła

ligma

Dude was solid for a while until he got wrapped in Militant Zone like everyone else.

M O O G W A H
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>until he got wrapped in Militant Zone like everyone else
he literally created it, and I fail to see any redeeming qualities in his music from any point in time, aside for maybe some of the vocals on By the Wing of Black or whatever the fuck it is called

sounds like a lot of HOOPLAH

his music is rad musically, his vocals are unique with some pretty awesome riffing, but all he really does is talk shit about the Slavs. I love his music but lyrically and as a person he's a pissy cunt.

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give me something that riffs harder than this
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Holy Based
For me, its Master of the Pit

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yeah he is a whiny pseudo-military convicted murderer

>finndeath
Hell yeah
youtu.be/x6bV4Gty4l4

Best 10 minute death metal ep ever btw

>mongrel of the swedish and american scene
>the best
even France had better death metal

Tbf the 90s death metal scene outside of Scandinavia and America is criminally underrated

post some French Death Metal

inb4 massacra

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just listened, that was pretty cool
thanks user

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based illiterate user

>Mercyless
That's gonna be a based from me

Fuck wrong video

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ozzy is goat

Just go listen to bolt thrower

Ghetto Metal

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>No khroma death
Listen to khroma death
youtu.be/7iWJWGLA_yc

SPIRIT

SOYY-YER

based

more like early enslaved?

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RISE UP
GATHER UP
SHARPEN THE SWORDS

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Looking for good metal documentaries, can anyone link me some metal-kino.

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here, have the one and only /metalkinolist/

Docs
Misc
>Heavy Metal Parking Lot
>Dead hands dig deep
>Decline of Western Civilization Part II
>Heavy Metal: A Headbangers Journey
>The Mentors: Kings of Sleaze
>Metal Down Under
Trad
>Anvil
>Lemmy
>Heavy Metal Britannia
Thrash
>Some Kind of Monster
NBM
>Once Upon A Time In Norway
>Until the Light Takes Us
>Satan Rides the Media
>Det svarte alvor
>Blackhearts
Death
>Death by Metal
>The Growl
>Death Metal: A Documentary
>Centuries of Torment
Stoner/Doom/Sludge
>Last Days Here
>Slow Southern Steel
>Such Hawks Such Hounds

Flicks
>Metalhead
>Phallus In Wonderland
>Tenacious D
>Terrorvision
>Deathgasm
>Heavy Trip
>DMC
>Airheads
>Trick Or Treat (1986)
>Black Roses
>Spinal Tap
>Hesher
>The Gate
>The Gate II

Shows
>Metalocalypse
>Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
>Aggretsuko
>DMC
>Legend of Black Heaven
/metalit/
History/memoir
>The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal
>Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal & Grindcore
>Lords of Chaos
>Black Metal
>I Am Ozzy
>Official Truth 101 Proof
>Metalion: Slayer Mag Diaries
>The Devil's Cradle
>Only Death is Real

Comics
>Detroit Metal City
>Black Metal (Oni Press)
>Belzebubs

Well shit thanks.

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also the Lords of Chaos movie

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can someone post more anime girls or metal thots

Fuck anime
Die weebs

Why is this the best Metallica album?

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cringe

as if we needed a high budget movie to tell us that white males tend to be bigoted misogynistic violent retards

but user Four Horseman, Phantom Lord, Seek & Destroy and No Remorse aren't on that one

am I crazy or is KeA obviously their best produced album?
the next two albums aren't exactly badly produced but they're kind flat, with too much reverb & vocal layering.
AJFA gets flack but the sound on that album wasn't a huge step down from MoP to my ears

SWEDISH PAAAAGANS

I know fuck all about recording music but I do know that Kill 'Em All has the best R I F F S of any album released in '83

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m8l8th has done more for the white race than you ever dream of

Post albums that make you want to go on a killing spree.

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>m8l8th has unearthed more evidence of homosexuality in the Russian military than you ever dreamed of
fix'd

Adding to your list of docs: The Eternal Flame of Gehenna or w/e, Loputon Gehennan liekki.

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How are Suffocation’s other albums compared to this?

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>mfw I spent the whole day (since I woke up until now that’s very close to midnight) in my room listening to metal and reading.

Felt good desu the normie life always makes me tired as hell. At least now I’m prepared to face it again after recharging batteries.

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Of you don’t like this album you’re low test

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edgey cracker

based metal+reading user

fuck off

based thread watcher-poster adjectifier user

I can listen to King Diamond or black metal all day. But I just dont like the vocalist for Cirith Ungol, as much as I want to.

BBAAAAPPPPTIZE IN BLOOODDDDD

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>National Socialist Black Metal
>has riffs
>when infact NatSoc rules in music forfeit using riffs
Why are NatSocs such brainlets that they dont know rules of the ideology they actually support?

slam sucks

>song starts out great
>female vocals come in

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That's probably what you look like too.

Some of them even have long hair.

BRAPPPPTIZZZZEE INN SHIIIIIT

BRAPPPPPPPP *sniff* BRAPPPPPP

Could be true, except Melissa exists

Why are you defending pussy vocalists? I can already see and smell the Axe body spray and Nuclear Blast subscriptions.

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nothing wrong with female singing as long as it's used well

sometimes this is true, .e.g. noumena's fourth album

Anyone else excited for Sabaton's new album? Their latest single was really good.

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It was used well 2 or 3 times in the genre of thrash metal and once or twice in USPM. Elsewhere, women are complete and utter garbage.

post never going to make it metal

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you're trying too hard lad

Soibaton

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1:20
this is great

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Hundreds of overweight greasy school shooter-types in high school are throwing their flabby arms into the air in excitement and anticipation.

That's rich coming from someone who listens to Arch Enemy.

>implying
the one thing I'll give you is Arch Enemy is absolute garbage

>NS metal
FUCK white people!

MORE LIKE THIS?!

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I always thought the artwork was a bomb countdown
It's an mp3 player

Where are all these great women vocalists at that you're whiteknighting then? Women who aren't Sabina Classen, Sue Sharp, Deborah Gunn, and Leather Leone?

>that spoken part of the last chorus on Fafner's Gold
i want johan to narrate audiobooks

Is that even Mikko Aspa anymore? Vocals hasn't been sounding like him since Synarchy of Molten Bones

You post that album as if you just heard it for the first time recently, and that's fucking embarrassing. You should go back to listening to The Sound of Perseverance and feel sorry for yourself.

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I'm not whiteknighting for every single female singer you weirdo
all I'm saying is they're not an immediate turn-off but they still have to be done well

>he hasnt listened to Arkona
fucking pleb

>listening to pagan butt metal
You can't be serious.

Kill 'Em All is and always will be the best Metallica album.

Khram is not buttmetal
listen to it, retard

You're right, but Kill 'Em All doesn't have enough acoustic gay shit to satisfy beta male Redditors.

I'd rather listen to 12 drooling abos fart into a vuvuzela than to listen to your hippy folk shit with Bandcamp artwork.

>"REEE whiteknighting"
>when nobody is doing that
spotted the incel

back 2 rebbit 4 u

Khram isn't even Arkona's best album

>I'd rather listen to 12 drooling abos fart into a vuvuzela
hooh boy, do i have an album for you

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what does that have to do with metallica

Literally any brutal tech death made afterwards

>haha am I fitting in guys?

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yes it is

I'm impressed with the self-control it took you to resist posting Numale shit for that long.

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What are the /metal/ memes from 2019 so far? I can think of cringe edits, angels, bongman, melodeath sucks, deathrash, schizoposter, and varg dog

Maybe if you just discovered them

incel metal

why isn't this a thing?

themes of it:

normies
chad
stacy
autism
social retardation
no sex
mental illness
no friends
neets


i guess you need friends to start a band. incels don't have those. one man metal bands do exist though.

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>What are the /metal/ memes from 2019 so far?
Unsurprisingly, the same ones from 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, and 2012.

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Incel metal already exists, it's called DSBM

Alright, what the fuck.

Yellow fever is for incels.

that one anti-slayer fag

omg this looks like a cute korean woman i am currently 'courting' :3c

>bass solo take 1

why the fuck would you do this

DSBM is always a 1man operation, too. It fits perfectly.

>Cliff Burton

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Thanks for the recs, user.

I'm a different user.

Good fucking lord, look at all that Bandcamp garbage - you're going to need a bigger trash can.

the only good female vocals in metal I know is that guest vocalist in Queensrÿche - Suite Sister Mary and the front(wo)man of Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult

obsessed

That's one way of putting it.

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what a moron you are

okay

cute

>the only good female vocals in metal I know is that guest vocalist in Queensrÿche
Does masturbating into a mic really count as good vocals?

redpilled
wanna know how I can tell you're a tourist?
no, I'm a different user from the one you were replying to earlier

>DID YOU KNOW that the INTRO of FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS was AKSHULLY a BASS?

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absolutely obsessed

Do pay more than the set price on Bandcamp when you order your SOOPER LIMITED EDITION SPLATTER VINYL drink coasters?

yeah
what's the point you're trying to make here

quit pretending to be retarded

Point is, if CLIFF WAZ STILL ALIVE, Metallica would still be playing DAT TROO 80S THRASH METAL.

You're just mad because Bandcamp doesn't sell size 3X t-shirts on your favorite band's page.

Are they pussy vocalists? Or female vocalists?

quit projecting

no probably not. cliff wanted to take the band in a more commercial direction anyways.

What's the differance?

Oh no, I think I summoned schizoposter again by making this post here (see this thread: )

quit inflating, other people have to live on this planet besides you

>this is your brain on tourism

still projecting

What's everyone favorite m8l8th song?

One has a pussy, and the other just embodies one metaphorically.
You're a fuckin incel dunce if you're seriously brushing off bands just because a female vocalist.

Just watched Decline of Western Civilization Part II last night, and man it's eye opening about the situation of rock and metal in the 80s. Very good documentary.

m8l8th sucks

>I paid $80 + shipping for cheap Bandcamp merchandise (this includes our digital album).

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If you can't accept the fact that the vast majority of female vocalists suck, then you should take the fight to the streets and march in some equality parade, ya poofter.

help

How about I just continue to have better taste than you?

>band sells merch
the absolute horror

What taste is that, tuna fish?

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what do you need help with?

The absolute horror is the retards that actually buy the shit. They should deliver your poorly printed Gilden t-shirts, patches, and goofy-looking limited edition vinyl directly into a landfill.

this retard is almost as bad as the turbokvlt brazilian goblin who insisted that mosh pits had to cause injury and basically just be a street fight the entire time

>not supporting the bands you enjoy
what a cuck

how do i avoid brainwashing and hormone-altering chemicals in my daily environment

It might be a little sweaty n leathery.

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m8l8th are saving the white race what have you guys done

>m8l8th
>white

Thoughts on Sodom?

Pure neanderthal metal.

>sl*vs
>white

good

Wash your hair with apple cider vinegar and baking soda. Don't ingest emulsifiers, nitrates, nitrites, soi (no shit), radio waves, cell waves, audio waves, wavves, Don't eat anything processed. Don't eat anything 50.87 minutes before bed. Don't breathe outside. Don't go outside for more that 15 minutes to fetch a sodypop from the radioactive gas station across the street. Don't go outside ever. Listen to fuckin' metal.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwl5YF5QRA

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Yeah it should be pretty good. Both Bismarck and Fields of Verdun are really promising. Honestly haven't ever been let down by a release of theirs. Except Metallizer of course.

the s,oyboys here like to disguise their SEETHING over white nationalism under the guise of 'nsbm is bad' so you're not gonna get many responses
probably that "Twilight whatever" song from their first album

but nsbm IS bad

>be me
>listen to Slayer for the first time
>they have an anti-abortion song (Silent Scream)
>they have an anti-communism song (Blood Red)
>they have a Rush Limbaugh song (Dittohead)

so uh how exactly did a shitty knuckledragging conservative propaganda band get to be part of the big 4

m8l8th is legitimately bad though

90s BM doesn't really get much better than Gontyny Kry, Branikald, etc
00s black metal doesn't really get better than Temnozor and Absurd's second lineup
go dilate your crotch wound

>90s BM doesn't really get much better than Gontyny Kry, Branikald, etc
>00s black metal doesn't really get better than Temnozor and Absurd's second lineup
yes it does

>muh people with conservative views couldn’t make it into Hollywood and the musical world
>muh (((them))) wouldn’t allow that

Kek what a retard

Their first two albums are unique and fun for what the are
not too into anything after that, but the "butt metal" criticism seems to come from pure insecurity ("if I listen to music with singing and melody, the cool kids at the metal lunch table will think I'm lame!")

I've seen a vacancy for a gravedigger. Thinking about applying for it. Is it a /metal/ job?

Tuna Fish?

Is that about as redundant as Beef Cow?

Yes

>snowed last night
>sub-zero temperatures this morning
metal for this feel?

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Summoning

what kind of groceries should i get

don't buy groceries, they put brain control hormones in that shit

all niggeгs make is shitty numetal

wtf what do i eat man im at the last stage of my physical development and i've been losing weight this month

>i've been losing weight this month
fatass

im 5' 10" and probably gonna be 140 lb next week

man

say that again in real measurements, mutt

owar

Anything high mono/polyunsaturated fat. Fish, nuts, beans, avocado, goat milk, grass fed beef. I don't stick straight to this stuff as much as I should, but it's good to aim for it. Smoked oysters and sardines are some of the best quick snacks in you need protein. If you need greens, I'd stick to spinach and maybe kale on occasion.

I like low carb.

convert it yourself europenis
is this stuff i can stock up on once a month im kinda on a budget

fuck off fatass, talk about music or die

oh shit

Can't go anywhere on the internet, even a metal thread without Burgers talking about food.

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heavy metal belongs to europeans

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here are some lyrics

no friends since i came out my mom's vagina
dying having never touched a boob
save me from killing myself by killing me
life outside the internet is pure agony
normies do wage slavery
i live with my mommy

story of my life

Yeah, just buy frozen salmon, beef, canned beans, and nuts have a pretty decent shelf life. Walnuts are great. It's also pretty hilarious to see people being upset by nutrition discussion, considering how derailed these threads always get by ridiculous bullshit that doesn't matter at all. I hope you get to where you want to be, user. Blast this shit. youtube.com/watch?v=pV4ZbnkgfG4&t=311s

i got a death side shirt from their west coast tour

thanks this is great information and music

>melodeath sucks
>2019
Newfag spotted

devin

>how exactly did a shitty knuckledragging conservative propaganda band get to be part of the big 4
that's literally every band in the big 4 you colossal faggot.
Hetfield's a hunter that abandoned California because he couldn't stomach all the liberal fags, literal fags, and kikes. Kerry King's dad was a cop. Tom Araya is a Catholic. Fucking Dave Mustaine.

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Black metal is punk of metal music and good friends with Crust Punk.
>Crust punk groups, such as Antisect, Sacrilege and Anti System took some influence from early black metal bands like Venom, Hellhammer, and Celtic Frost
>while Amebix's lead vocalist and guitarist sent his band's early demo tape to Cronos of Venom, who replied by saying "We’ll rip you off".
>Similarly, Bathory was initially inspired by crust punk as well as heavy metal.

isn't kerry a standard cali dem?

WHAT ART THOU SODOMITES BLASTIN'?!

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>early black metal bands like Venom, Hellhammer, and Celtic Frost
completely irrelevant when talking about black metal as a genre

>Velvet Underground, Stooges and MC5 are completely irrelevant when it comes to discussing Punk Rock

danke

In case you have not heard or known already everyone's favorite ayy lmao band has released new EP
youtube.com/watch?v=XuC5m-TXTsw

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Americans are retarded, would've thought

>completely irrelevant when talking about black metal as a genre
as usual the truth is somewhere in the middle. the genre did evolve a lot since then, but Tom G Warrior riffs are still a dime a dozen in BM. If you write the words "celtic frost style riff," people will know what you mean.

nodtotherhythm.com/?j7ivVVxj

I'm kinda tired of them at this point, to be honest.
Yeah, I get it, slow low register guitar bends are neat.

He claims he doesnt care but they did this.

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Best teutonic thrash band imo. Amount of good albums they have put out, and yet they are still great. Two new songs on Partisan EP is some of their best stuff, they have put in years, so I'm quite excited for their next album.

I also enjoy their experimental middle era albums, which many thrash bands tended to have, when thrash wasn't selling so well. Tapping The Vein is one their best albums imo.

the dude is saying black metal is punky because crust punk bands took influence from the same bands that influenced black metal
it makes no sense. death metal bands had the same influences so what now?

TOM did that and claimed it was a joke
he later said that he didn't vote for trump or hillary

Based God Emperor listens to Elton John, Eminem, Kanye West and Puccini.
I've not seen Him mention Heavy Metal - but a man that high test must love it surely

>he voted for perennial write-in candidate Adolf Hitler

Why are you not listening Dad-(porno)Grind?
youtube.com/watch?v=KxtKfqprKlM

Hellhammer/Celtic Frost took a lot of influence from Discharge, Bathory took a lot of influence from GBH.
so indeed there's a shitload of secondhand d-beat/street punk influence in the rawer black metal

there's punk influence in death metal (let's face it, there's punk influence in EVERYTHING), but death metal rarely has the kind of d-beat swing something like Darkthrone's A Blaze in the Northern Sky has

Why is german thrash so good?

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=QT4D8xKiL8o

Im going to see them live this sunday with Cannibal Corpse and Amon Amarth, cant wait

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Thrash sucks

Headbang for me bro

Speaking of Hellhammer any bands with similar grimey bass tone than in their demos?
youtube.com/watch?v=j5z-Q9khit4

>Based God Emperor listens to Elton John, Eminem, Kanye West and Puccini.
>I've not seen Him mention Heavy Metal - but a man that high test must love it surely

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Prove it

Y'all mind if mindlessly gallop and play random power chords and call it Thrash?

Sounds good m8

is it though?
it's not as heavy or morbid as actual death/black metal, and it doesn't have the melody or dynamics of American thrash.
i think a lot of kids who discovered their favorite metal bands with the internet just hype up german thrash because "DUDE, IT'S TEÜTONIC"

Thrash metal... the key is in the fucking name. Trash.

Some random teen mealhead wouldnt wear that shirt

Holy shit
RIP Bruce Dickinson. I never thought he'd go before Ozzy

>amerimutt
>trumptard
>3 buttmetal bands at once
maximum embarrassing

Never really listened to Judas Priest and I'm checking their discography. The names of the albums sound so gay it's hilarious.

>Bruce Dickinson
yo scared me m8t

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You made me check

youtube.com/watch?v=dhwl5YF5QRA&t=1s
>"DUDE, IT'S TEÜTONIC"
If you can't dig this, you are a false.

fuck are you on about?
It's not gay, it's heavy metal

>GETING A HOT STEAMING VIOLENT COCK UP MY ASS WITH VIOLENCE

Halford is prety cool, huh?
the leather looks gay too

It's pure aggression

>Hard Pricks of Sodomy

NEW THREAD

>European hours, suddenly all the posters here are marxist dickwashers
checks out

POUNDING THE ASS
LIKE A BATTERING RAM
UNWRAPPING THE RUBBER
FOR THE FINAL GRAND SLAM

How did he got away with it?

Everyone knows Europe is the most NSBM place out there.

>The names of the albums sound so gay it's hilarious.
>Cocka Balla
>Cum-Stained Class
>Anus-Killing Machine
>Point Of Entry (Into My Ass)
>Screaming for Vengeance (While I'm Getting Fucked Into Ass)
>Ram It Down (Into My Ass)
>Asskiller
I have to agree.

Bong here and in the National Front

What do you call a genera of metal where the vocals aren't just screams?
youtu.be/qUL5lNGt1eQ