I've been looking so long at these pictures of you

Emily is Yea Forums's collective gf

damn

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Worst song of Disintegration. Still a 7/10

collective gf? sounds like a whore to me

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emily is NOT a whore, she is queen

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No she's pure

I seriously hope you're not over 15yo

>queen
>pure
>takes selfies of ass and tits for betas on Yea Forums
get some standards ffs

Idgaf what you say, Emily is an angel and I'm gonna marry her

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u mad?

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has a law passed that will let you marry a few pictures in a folder?

Who is this dude? I need to know his chest workout routine.

not a dude

yes. nice shop

prove it

Hmmm

extremely sad

that wasn't photoshopped my dude

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even worse

based

stellabros make sure youre browsing around this time tomorrow

Stella is a hoax.

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bump

Legitimately thought this was a fat man's chest and stomach

Legitimately you're a faggot

How can someone be so perfect?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1hrxmpQCRW5

have a nice day guys

i've missed you so much

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who is this

nice

why'd you delete your rym tho

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heavenly

This made my week

Based

your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard

fuck off

I am so fucking lonely and depressed. All my troubles would go away if I just had a fucking girlfriend. I'm not even ugly, so why don't girls ever give me a second glance when they walk past me? It's as if I am invisible to them. I wish I could spend time with a girl who was into music, who cared about what I had to say, who would die for me. We would stay up all night watching Netflix whilst cuddling on the sofa but no, life played a trick on me, cursing my entire existence. I hate myself and I hate everyone in this pitiful planet we call Earth. I want to kill them, I must kill them all. I hate everyone, I'm going to go on a killing spree and kill every couple I see. I'll bash there brains in with a hammer and spit on their dead bodies. Then and only then will I be happy

>t. you

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I'm not ready to love again after Stella (even though Emily was first)

How do we even know Emily's a real person? We should've demanded timestamp ages ago. I bet you she's not even a real person now. Stella wasn't and I thought she seemed pretty convincing, taking people's requests and all. How do we know Emily wasn't just an insta-thot some sick user is posting pics of here??

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you're a slut and should be ashamed

cringe

See I'm still waiting for you to post a timestamp.

this is good pasta, but incase it's not, you'll grow out of it. i did. we all did.

emily will post a timestamp when she is ready to. have faith lads

literally the view I have when I suck my bf's peepee wtf

kill yourself

is he ftm

qt

Damn I didn't notice she was singing. But aside from the voice messages, it's STILL not enough. I'd believe anything after that shit with Stella. It's very unlikely but you can never tell these days. Maybe the voice is hers but the picture is not.

Are you gonna provide a timestamp to become queen of Yea Forums, maybe?

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Stella

have sex

he's just a bit fat and has mantits orz

i love you

i love you

hey baby you want a real man? drop kik

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I'm from sp too, let's hang out on ccsp m'ladi

based

WAIT A MINUTE

IS THAT A LAMP

I want a real man who loves to be facefucked & buttfucked on a daily basis, still ok honey?

yes

POST TIMESTAMP

we can petition to have emily post a timestamp all we want, but this blessed beauty will deliver when she's ready. why can't you faggots have faith in her?

She won't post a timestamp because she ain't real

that wasn't me, the answer is yes. still yes. not sure how you're gonna buttfuck me with your clit but you can still sit on my face

prove she isn't, faggot

Prove she is.

No timestamp

How many Yea Forums suicides do you think there will be when it's revealed that Emily's not real?

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If that ever happens I'm unironically pulling the trigger. She's all I have.

Whats timestamp

Something like this

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can you livestream it for us? you better get ready

tell me what to sing and i'll maybe deliver
it has to be easy though

Just post a timestamp

smiths - well i wonder please

Hang out with me, I'm a p a u l i s t a b o y s too

ahahaha pretty much confirmed it's not her in the picture

why wouldn't you just post a timestamp? what's so hard about that?

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that was pretty shit

Emily is from Eastern Europe you dum dum

Post timestamp.

stop being mean to emily lads

sing the old folk spiritual "will the circle be unbroken"
and then repent and stop spending your days as a 4channel thot

do you have better means for voice recording? maybe an iphone? i want to make you a proposal

Stella is Brazilian dumb dumb

Weirdo

Yeah but this thread is about Emily not Stella

i have a better mic but it's still shitty though
vocaroo.com/i/s02XjbRj0ZYv

that was really cute but just post a timestamp please

i want to know that you're real...

hot

heres what i want if it interests you:
i want a collection of soundsamples of your voice to make a soundcollage EP. it can be improv, songs you know, or random words, can be sustained notes, everything thats fun to you vocally. the more the better so i can choose and trim to the best samples.

drop them here, high quality files very encouraged (vocaroos are almost unworkable sadly, and im not after a lo-fi esthetic): [email protected]

will deliver in about a month.

undelete your rym you hoe. i only have 1 friend there now :(

Sweet trip - DSCO

Emily is stella

BASED idea

Wtf are you doing? Are you really so pathetic that you pretend to be a pornstar/girl in the op pic, to get attention from thousands of incels online? It's just laughable how you dance around the fact that you still haven't posted a timestamp when you clearly have a phone as does everyone these days. You obviously can take a picture so how about you just admit to us you're not the girl in the pic so we can get on with our lives?

Emily ep? PogChamp

Wanna be my friend dumb dumb

its too bothersome to have this
well thatsa pretty bold request since you dont want to pay for it user but ill consider it
i dont want to do a timestamp pic because im too paranoid. i just imagine when someone will find out it was me posting these pictures i can say WELL YOU DONT HAVE ANY EVIDENCE IT WAS ME DO YOU PUNK? if you know what i mean. id rather have you guys doubt in me being real than have me being worried about this stuff

well, can you at least post some more ass shots?

I still love you Emily

You don't have to show your face in the timestamp, it woudn't prove anything. all you do is write the date and time on a piece of paper with "Yea Forums" and maybe a phrase only we would know. It is just completely laughable how obvious it is that you're not real. I can't believe people are still falling for it directly after we got prank'd with Stella.

Seriously, you think we're that fucking dumb? how would writing the date on a piece of paper prove it was you?

>but ill consider it
great

I can pay to produce the Emily Ep btw, If I pay and the guy produce do u send the voice record?

If yes, my email for contact is [email protected]

a thousand times THIS

Nobody will find out. Just write "Yea Forums" on your tummy.

ur not real
i know you'll post it today anyway, because you're craving attention :)

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btw can you post something you've already done so i could see if the whole idea makes sense? im pretty excited about it desu
dont be dumb user

If she can prove that she's real, I don't mind to pay one ep

>its too bothersome to have this
idk i think it's a pretty fun way to catalogue your music but you do you

(it'd be nice to have a way to contact you outside of Yea Forums because you seem sweet too)

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user you just converted this idea into a thot patreon. this is a fun collab and nothing more. delete the post.

post timestamp

Who tf do something for free these days

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first

...

BASED

THOT BEGONE

i knew it lol

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based emily

cute handwriting
cute butt
god i want to kiss you all over

You all need to stop giving her attention NOW if she's not gonna timestamp. You know the rules. Look at how convinced everyone was about Stella? I followed her on instagram, and i was SHOCKED to find that she literally uploaded a pic of her hand months ago. She also had fuckin pictures of her feet up there and everything we saw. That user was a master level troll, and it's probably the same person as "emily". Just stop thinking with your dicks and think about it logically for two seconds. They both showed up at the same time.

Whoever the poster is honestly seems very sweet and I truly feel bad for him/her if this is a ruse.

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what a fucking QUEEN

Oh shit...I'm sorry I doubted you. I'll delete that post as soon as it lets me

btfo

post tits with the same paper
it can be male butt

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fuck. off. roastie.

That's a dude.
You guys are pathetic

*SNIFFFFFFFF*

seconded

lovely

checked

Hopefully enough to filter this fucking place so we can get actual content.

thats your problem user, not mine. if you cant love me with a dick you cant love me without it.

>cute handwriting
its not my real handwriting. i changed it for writing this

dance with me anons, its my party now
youtube.com/watch?v=jrXM7fKKlR0

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i don't love you

like i did

and you dont have any sense of humour either hell yeah rock that banjo for me

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ty for unwittingly introducing me to Love Claire, that album slaps

love ya

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That's one of my favorite songs Em, un-delete your rym

youtube.com/watch?v=HBQXkmec9t4

Think about the ep

5/10 album and
>slaps
>thanos gif
Please go back.

>un-delete your rym
this. it feels lonely without you there

not to mention i only have 2 friends on there now. and one of thems Fantano

nah i think i'll stay here

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Well lads, we have a new thot to be a /queen of mu/

STOP FALLING FOR SUCCUBUS MIND TRICKS YOU IDIOTS

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Now you can release actually nudes emy chan

My wife would never do that

>everyone drooling over some girl just because she shows you attention

Our wife

>Emily
>"some girl"

Unironically the perfect female specimen

>when you realize this thread isn't music

oh my!

Thanks for reminding me why I can never respect any opinion from you virgin faggots.

what's your rym i'll add u if i like your taste

>that feel when jannies would ban you if you reported this thread
fuck jannies

wtf i love jannies now

Post your lastfm or larp

im actually very autistic and OCD about rating an album so i only have like 30 ratings. it's because i feel like i have to know all the lyrics and most of the notes to really give it a true rating, a lot of times ill listen back to an album i thought i didn't like and like it because i was paying more attention.

I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, AND THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

>thirsty user still thinks I'm a girl
aww sweetie...

post lastfm

Hivemind. I literally was playing that song.

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Tits or gtfo.

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Whats your thoughts on Hospice?

user, do you even have a job?

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It's really great I love it, but I think I actually prefer their first album

i actually know who she is
she streams mario maker

that's why I add all albums I listened to as "in collection", and only rate those that I remember entirely. So if I fell asleep during an album or it was in the background and I wasn't paying attention, I don't rate it.
Although, if I listen to an album carefully and still think I haven't discovered it fully, I rate it neutral (5/10) and come back to it other day and maybe change the rating. I treat ratings as my subjective liking of an album, not some technical aspects etc., just mood and how I enjoy it

I want to turn that belly into BIIIIG belly

Please post your last.fm, kik, discord, whatever. If you were to stop posting on Yea Forums and I knew that I'd never be able to talk with you again, I don't know what I would do...

I know but unlike movies it could take me 5-10 fucking listens to have a full opinion on it. Especially with hip hop, the lyrics can make a big difference on my enjoyment of a record. Not to mention browsing here especially makes me miss a lot of details, but I also can't just sit in the darkness all day listening to albums. I kind of use my last.fm for cataloging like you're describing, at least then I have record of everything I've listened to.

For a quick example, I wanted to give John Maus' "Songs" a 2 or 2.5 when I first heard it. But then I saw the high praise, especially for his lyrics, and I ended up having to listen to it again. Some of the lyrics made it flow better, and some of the synths were really pleasurable to listen to the 2nd time through, and Im STILL not really sure what I'd give it. Probably still a 2.5 or 3 since I can't remember much

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Please...

this thread

that's why you shouldn't take ratings seriously and just rate it how you feel at the time, you can always change it. and if you haven't appreciated an album after two listens, leave it like that and maybe you'll want to try it out again in different conditions in the future and change your mind. or not.
I plan to re-listen all my 0.5-2.5 rated albums at one point or another, but I don't want to force myself, so I just keep it in mind and if I notice an album that I didn't like and think that I have enough time, I give it a try
I also had an OCD and changed my ratings a lot, I still do sometimes, but less and kind of trained myself not to give a fuck
if I feel a need to give an album a 2, I do, if I feel album deserves 4.5, I also do, but if I'm undecided after a listen, I just leave it at that and leave it unrated (for indefinite period of time)

sauce?

Whore :)

Remember when Yea Forums used to ignore attention whores unless they provided tits?
Of course you don't. I bet many of you think pic related wasn't cancer.

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But I can call you an attention whore for not obliging to post tits.
Remember this forum is anonymous, not "look how cute I am".

BASED

She's not obliged to post her tits, fuck off.
Why don't YOU post your tits?

Jesus fuck please leave this website

Maybe you should leave.

You know I think these threads are kinda pathetic in some aspect. But they’re also honest and real which makes them pretty based in their own right.

What a fucking dogshit thread.

Based cancer is still based after all

no, it's a place for people like me, not like you
reddit, facebook etc. is your place, go to your kind

>hurr durr tits or gtfo fuck women lmao trolololol

Go be a dumb ass reactionary somewhere else.

>no u

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which one of you is staunchly defending someone who voluntarily posts pictures of their self can defend and think for their self though

Your memes are stale, old man.

i think you're confusing Yea Forums with Yea Forums

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This. We love and respect women on Yea Forums.

You should both leave though in my opinion

:)

Post more covers, I'm making an EP

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anyone have the full image collection so far?

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>just leaves the threads without even saying bye

fucking whore

Being at least an average looking woman really is life on easy mode

she left because

the whore should stick to r9k for ugly thirsty monkeys going after her, these types of threads should be removed

I love you Emily, my sweet queen

I came back to this board after 6 months and this awful thread is the first thing I see. Fuck this.

Same. I would unironically do anything for her.

I wish I had a Yea Forums gf.
I don't care if she posts nudes here I'm just lonely and want a cute girl to hug and listen to Guided By Voices with.

>Same. I would unironically do anything for her.
Anything? Would you get your life together and stop being a degenerate NEET who posts on Yea Forums?

Yes as long as it's fun like in Welcome to the NHK.

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGGOT/NEWFAGGOT.

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You anti-emily fags should kys. Emilybros stick together. She is the collective Yea Forums queen whether yall like it or not

user, they both tried to commit suicide at one point in the show...

>implying it wasn't chan-wide
Yea Forums says it, because they realise it criticises attention whores in a real demeaning and hurtful way. Whores are meant to feel bad for stooping to the level of breaking anonymity on an anonymous forum. They should be shamed for their whoredom.

Otherwise, go to fucking reddit where everyone's a fucking attention whore.

>degenerate NEET
I'm neither of those though. I'm completely celibate (neither sex nor masturbation) and currently enrolled in Law school.

what about /soc/

i wouldn't be opposed to linking future emily threads to /soc/ when she appears

>I'm neither of those though. I'm completely celibate (neither sex nor masturbation) and currently enrolled in Law school.
In that case, you should really aim higher for your standard of femoid

Nah I find Emily cute.

I would. Attention whores killed Yea Forums back in the day. Could you imagine that forumwide?

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he's lying user

sauce

you do realize /soc/ is entirely dedicated to this sort of thing, and it's going on right now? that's literally the reason the board is there. so no, it would actually do more good than harm

I'm not.

tldr

>tfw "have sex" is pretty damn spot on on this whole fucking board

imagine kissing emily

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never forget
Godspeed unity
I know youre still out there somewhere, assblassted to oblivion

y so mad
its just a rando girl on the internet youve never met

Cringe