R/vampireweekend needs to leave

LEAK IT

but user, the Japanese version with 3 bonus tracks isn't released for another TWO WEEKS

Bump

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you fucker

Anyone else salty as fuck

yes

come on

oh ffs

Bump

hum it to us

I'll suck your dick if you leak this bitch please user please

17%

Bunp

I would probably even suck yr dick to get the first 17% of the album yeah

guys i've barely slept or eaten over the past few days. I've been drinking a shitton and my finger hurts from continually refreshing these stupid threads.

What if the album never leaks? Or even worse, what if it's complete shit?

35%

...You're just fucking with me I'm not gonna let you hurt me like that

Oh my god you folk are like little babs

74%

109%

529%

Bump

pls

i want it i need it

It'll leak tonight stop being impatient

Don't leak it

i ate dorritos

Bump

gee can't wait to do this all again next week for mac demarco and then again for the national

no one cares about either of those trash tier artists

I agree with that fact

Yeah man this is r/vampireweekend not r/macdemarco

hell yeah

Vampire Weekend really fell off this time around

>have never been to vw reddit
>still toast in leak breads
damn it feels good to be a gangster

>gangster
*redditor

opjiiewjpofpiefowiej leeeeeeeeeeak!!!

No time, no proof move along guys

im liking this Yea Forums arc if redditors coming and begging for leaks whilst also ripping on Yea Forums every chance they get. quite funny

they know we're better. anonymity is the only right way online.

not since they got rid of the ones that help you buy drugs online

what are the other common places leaks show up besides here?

Private trackers

I have redacted and it's not up there

You really think you are anonymous?

hey it's the sad guy who got dumped. not really even excited for the album anymore. depressions a fucking bitch.

you really think Reddit is better in that regard?

Honestly here's a safe bet. As soon as they show up on private trackers someone here usually knows about it

feel ur pain

lads how mental is it that there's been no leak

fucking astoundingly mental

I guess Vampire Weekend fans are just such numales that they're afraid Sony is gonna come after their feminine ass

Actually pretty mental, there's not much of a bounty for it along with the fact most vw fans are complete normies and don't even know how to properly rip CDs

Think about it for a sec

incredibly mental considering that there are many people that already have copies and have been lording them over the community for the past 24 hours.

12 hours til leak when the aussies get their hands on it

i want to go to sleep but at the same time i want the leak

Calling all female VW fans. I have the album, if you want to hear it early, post a picture of your tits and ass with timestamp ITT. Do it for daddy.

Give it 2 hours

I’ve never listened to these guys, are they really as good as all the hype?

too much racism and sexism on this board desu we just want the tuneeeez not bigotry

you’ll perk up once it leaks, bitch boi. Have faith.

I can quite confidently say this now:

fuck Sony Music
fuck Columbia Records
fuck Ezra Koenig
fuck Ariel Rechtshaid
fuck Danielle Haim
fuck Steve Lacy
fuck Rashida Jones
fuck both Baio and Tomson
fuck BloodPop
fuck Haruomi Hosono for letting the sample clear

and most of all:

FUCK VAMPIRE WEEKEND

I ain't paying for your fucking boring album. I will rip it off the internet and share it with everyone I know so you don't get a cent of revenue. I'm also not going to your shitty concerts.

sending

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holy shit, you people really are from Reddit.

imagine girly indie music from 2012 in your head, thats what vampire weekend sounds like. very dated

oh and also fuck Jonah Hill

>t. rostam

or you could stop listening to one faggots opinion and listen to them yourself

based

lol watch how these idiots freak out when you say nigger. someone will (you) you and tell you to watch your language every time. just say nigger in twice as many threads for every time it happens, etc.

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could you name some indie(-adjacent) music from 2012 that doesn't sound dated? just curious, for comparison's sake

racism isn’t cool. grow up

giving up the gun -> diplomat's son -> i think ur a contra

best three-song run of the decade

>fuck Sony Music
fuck Sony Music

what the fuck is wrong with you man

Watch your language please

stfu frogposter

R/vampireweekend is incredibly faggy
Yeah I lurk there but everyone there is an insufferable pansy

That's really unnecessary. Please leave this thread.

Not that user but your reading comprehension is shit

Am that user and yes... Not sure what the reply had to do with my comment

In other news..... Does this album have a legit magical force protecting it? Perhaps there is a spell Ezra put on it to keep it safe?

says the retard who can't process a simple piece of information.

because your comment is retarded. there really is no anonymity online, fucking duh. you're not deep when you say shit like that.

there’s definitely some Kabbalah spells passed down from King Solomon himself going on, f’sho

"Haha Wow! Just got my multicolored vinyl and its the dopest, homies! What's that? You want me to take a picture of the gatefold or the lyric sheet? Uh, no thanks! Sony Music wouldn't like that one bit, dawg! Hey, you guys ever hear of L'Home Run? Upvote if you want Ezra to come to one of your pizza parties!"

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I'm reporting this thread to the FBI if anyone leaks anything. This is licensed material.

uploading right now for you guys. don’t tell KTT or r/vampireweekend

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lmao i wish there was some licensed material in this thread

no youre not

these thighs don’t lie

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s, king creosote, mgmt

i think the faggy mumford&sons-esque coffee shop jangle shit sounds a lot more dated, vampire weekend, fleet foxes, bon iver, keaton henson, father john misty, etc

It's on slsk you absolute newfags

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cant you just say nerd or something why "f*ggy"? homophobia is seriously fucked up as hell people are born that way and love is love yr just making people feel like shit for who they love

He has risen and bestowed upon us a holy gift. Thank you my savior.

this is the fake that's been discussed like 12x across the 5 threads on here lmao

That's fake you fucking retard

i saw this on soulseek a few minutes ago, what the fuck is it

you were better off not saying anything

great touch adding the "yr" holy shit

Some people's goal is to make others feel bad, there's no point in trying to convince them

it's a fake that's been circulating for a few weeks now. the tracklisting is completely wrong and its all rickrolls.

An MGMT collab would be sweet tho

>mgmt
lmao

mgmt's 2008 OS stuff sounds dated, but their s/t and congratulations was experimental

My mom (63) once asked if they were an older band when I played one of their songs

fake

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a

when

senpai this aint leakin

when it leaks no one here is going to know about it, everyone just sitting in this thread hitting f5

i get my vinyl copy tmrrw so i might as well just wait unless usps fucks my few orders for not having "a secure location" to drop shit off like they did weyes blood

leak it you fucking cocksuckers

there’s some point tomorrow where it’s basically guaranteed to “leak” (because it’ll be out in some countries). anyone know what time that is?

4:20pm pacific time

sony rules

i seriously don't get how this shit hasn't leaked yet, absurd

Sydney is about 14 hours ahead of EST and since Spotify drops albums in all regions at 1AM, it'll likely leak by way of it dropping in Australia in fourteen hours from now.

think its 10am EST

do they do it the same way with all releases? pretty sure the VW singles came out at the same time all over the world

New Zealand tho

The band seemed to have a bit more creative freedom with when the singles dropped but the album will drop uniform with every other Friday release most assuredly

leak

somebody leak this big theif record

Oh yeah, you're right. NZ's a couple hours ahead so worse comes to worst, it'll be out tomorrow morning around 9am EST.

fuck big thief and fuck their fucking honky tonk meth cooking mountain people music

i want some sweet sweet cali vibes up in here

should i go to sleep

stfu were all here for big thief

By the time you wake up, it should be out legitimately in some places so fuck it why not you've earned yourself some rest.

will do

what else am i supposed to cook my fucking meth to you piece of crap

jk jk fellas i love big thief, in fact they're probably the best american band running right now, right after vampire weekend. a new album by each this week will be a real treat

leak it you mongs

leak

this is unfuckingbelievable

listening to flower moon via the vw discord, find it on /r/vampireweekend. not happy with all the negativity, homophobic and racist language used here so i'm not linking it

leak

man wtf why would you do that

go on /r/vampireweekend, find the discord. he's playing sympathy now, it's nuts

based. fuck these white boy bigots

yeah I know i just hate that you posted it here

discord:///invite-proxy/573306936397660182

god i wanna punch u racist lil shits just stfu

fuck someone just joined the voice chat, Asian guy, sounded threatening. His username was Soh Ni Mu Sik, said to stop spinning the record and nobody will get hurt

meh whatever I don’t really care. sympathy slaps

My fucking sides

ive never witnessed more palpable power tripping than these fucks with the album that wont rip

yes, lot of faggots out there

I could go in there and go record the audio

are you retarded
the average music fan doesn’t have the ability to rip a fucking vinyl
do you?
no you don’t

>I said da word again pedes!

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BASE 64 LINK FOR THE FUCKING ALBUM

RHJpbmsgbW9yZSBPdmFsdGluZSAg

ITS HAPPENING

hello it is i soh ni mu sik offering you very speciar grand offer of 1000 yen (so much money wow) to cease and desist talking about reak of this arbum and reaking it or praying of it unauhtorized. i wirr pay you very much compensation. Have a nice day cow boys.

Never thought I'd be saying this but Animal Collective's fanbase is so much cooler than VW's. Back when people were just starting to get their copies of Painting With, some kid got his and ripped his copy for us after helping him through the process. The rip sounded like total shit but the experience was so fun and wholesome. He even posted pictures of the packaging and everything for us.

WE DRINKING (oval time) SENPAI!!

THats so racist can somebody tag a mod??

you forgot the rest of it
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r/Vampireweekend
•Posted byu/glitterboii
1 hour ago
Anyone else just been refreshing waiting for a leak?

I'm so bored help please

I hit a low when I started going on Yea Forums looking for a leak. God damn I hate Yea Forums

Edit: Making this the unofficial waiting room. Get off Yea Forums. Just hang out in here. God bless Planet Earth.

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a crummy commercial

oh no some MAGA retard doesn’t think we’re cool damn whatever will we do

0mg end the racism

album canceled we can go home guys

music. never liked it. the idea of a thousand little wavelengths of audio hitting your eardrums, pitter pattering like rain on a windshield. well, vincenzo asked me, why don't you just cut your ears off. preposterous! recall van gogh! but as the years went on i understood the sense of his nonsense. no doctor would agree to the surgery, not even dr. seuss. so i did the deed myself, steel blade, full moon at midnight, there was no blood. it was difficult at first. not the not hearing part. that was fine. sex was a challenge. women were all like, wtf!!!? but today i get it in on the regular, with good spells and bad spells just like any playa. last month i had eight women at the same time, no joke bro. if you don't listen, you'll never learn. unless you have no ears, in which case you can learn in other ways like reading or with your butt.

can we invade r/vampireweekend since they're doing it to us?

finally reddit fucks off.

mods are active right now lol, go ahead and try it

We must invade r/vampireweekend in order to secure the existence of our people and the future of Yea Forums

twitter.com/dril/status/1087086376837758976

honestly i want this vw but all this trolling is objectively good

This is Ezra, really disappointed in all the racism and requests for leaks. The album is delayed until Haunakuh 2019

SONY MUSIC

Girls that stan vampire weekend got the best pussy

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OK bitches, I'm uploading it now.

july 9th 2015
why couldn't today be like then, when we got beach house, destroyer, & mac demarco records over one month in advance

good ol' days

Finally!

whoa check this out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoobastank

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oh shit, it's up on usenet!! looks real but downloading now

lmao the lyrics look like shit

[Verse 1: Ezra Koenig]
We go together like sound and sight
Black and white, day and night
We go together like left and right
Oh, we go together

[Verse 2: Danielle Haim]
We go together like give and take
Pains and aches, real and fake
We go together, don't be opaque
It's clear we go together

[Chorus]
We belong together
We belong together
Baby, there's no use in being clever
Baby, it don't mean we'll stay together

[Verse 3: Ezra Koenig]
We go together like pots and pans
Surf and sand, bottles and cans
We go together like lions and lambs
Oh, we go together

[Verse 4: Danielle Haim]
We go together like Keats and Yeats
Bowls and plates, days and dates
We stay united like these old states
It's now we go together

youtu.be/r5WdTtG67Cs

>muh happy top 40 summer album
Why are you guys so excited for this?

any update

Fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so fucking bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

why do you hate happiness
some of the singles were really nice
the rest were shit but i still want to hear the rest of the album

Based on a new level

B&R

????

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Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy. Bald he was and a millionaire, maestro di color che sanno. Limit of the diaphane in. Why in? Diaphane, adiaphane. If you can put your five fingers through it it is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see.

I've been playing my vinyl copy most of the day. I'm down to leak it but I seriously have no idea how to. Help me help u

I hate happiness because I'm unhappy

I sent Nudes to my Grandma because fuck her
Honestly fuck her. She's done nothing but degrade me, since the beginning of my existence. I grew my pubic hair out and dyed it green. Then took a picture and texted "from one cunt to another"

Obviously she was pissed and now my family has disowned me. I don't care, they made me the hateful person I am today.

kek

ur a stately, plump motherfucker

It'll help first off if you post a pic or short vid of your record playing spinning the album. You'll earn a lot of bonus points for including a timestamped image in the pic or video.

>these threads

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turntablelab.com/pages/recording-vinyl-into-your-computer-guide

I already bought it 3 times and bought 4 tickets

literally just record it over your computer microphone. I'll take anything at this point.

>DURR IT'S ME EZRA KOENIG
>FIRST I TEACH ENGRISH
>THEN I MAKE ROCK ALBUM
>THEN I MAKE ANOTHER ROCK ALBUM
>THEN I MAKE POP ALBUM WITH INTERESTING THEMES
>THEN I MAKE HAPPY SUMMER ALBUM
>YAY SUMMER
>YAY SPOTIFY
>YAY IT'S ME EZRA KOENIG

NEVER WASTE DIAMONDS ON A HOE

Perhaps best post I have ever seen on Yea Forums.

he is an insufferable culture vulture. he needs to get MeToo'd already.

I was at her place after going out to eat and I was not at all prepared for sexual intercourse as I thought we were just going to be having a nice innocent meal, then I would head home. Well, I had been active all day long, my anus had crapped and passed gas on multiple occasions throughout the afternoon, plus I have pretty regular anal odor on a daily basis. If I knew I would be having sex, I would've showered and thoroughly scrubbed my butthole, but that was not the case, I didn't see it coming. She asked me to come back to her place and things quickly started to get steamy and clothes started to come off. Then all of a sudden, it hits me! My assle probably stinks something wicked right now! I can't let this happen. I can't let her smell it! So I went to the bathroom, wet some toilet paperand wiped my ass down, but it just wasn't enough. I looked under the sink and spotted some Febreeze odor killing spray. I spritzed a little bit on my bunghole and confidently walked out to make sweet love to my girlfriend. I take off my pants and she slowly starts kissing my stomach heading downwards..."What's that smell?" I immediately thought OH NO The Febreeze didn't work!!! Then she pulls open the front of my Haynes boxer briefs, inhales deeply and says "Did you spray your crotch with my Febreeze?" I denied it, but she was persistent. Eventually it led into a big argument and I ended up going home and jacking off to a Vanessa Leon POV vid. Please learn from me, boys. Learn from my mistakes.

better than anything Ezra Koenig could ever compose

Taking a nap lads, I have the album and I've been waiting until reddit fucks off to leak it, most redditors are wageslaves or in college so check Yea Forums in another disclosed thread later tonight EST

ps: it's good

hey boys, just woke up from my nap. had a nightmare about reddit onions boys and sat bolt upright. anyway, album is great, cant wait for you all to hear it

jk, I'm a fat loser who can't afford the album. back to watching pron.

please summon the album for us based massa poster

This is honestly pretty unprecedented. I'm in awe

Same, i want FOTB and it's killing me

Yeah, I mean. We're like...10 or so hours away from the release in some timezones and this still hasn't leaked despite copies being in the wild for a few days.

did SONY MUSIC buy the internet? how could this possibly not have leaked?

There's no guarantee it'll release early in the timezones either

Most albums don't and none of the singles did

physical copies tho.

Physicals have been out in the wild for the last 3 days. Still no fucking leak, i probably have a better chance finding the CD than waiting for the fucking leak

>when your gatefold is a trillion times better than the actual cover art

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i'm pretty convinced that they were going for a simplistic look with the cover art but accidentally stumbled upon "tacky" rather than "minimalist"

If that was the cover art, I'd be pissed.

Too generic

im surprised he hasn't, he did date an 18yr old when he was like 30

I'm pretty sure they were going for a sort of tacky vibe with the cover art... kind of gives me a 90's summer camp sort of feel

cringe opinion. it's light years above a fucking MS Paint image of the earth and some fucking clip art frog.

Definitely. I really love it; really don't understand the hate. Only thing is that the album title is random as fuck.

Buuuump, we need this

Fuck it I'm going to sleep. Hope to find a leak when I wake up.

no it's not. read the lyrics.

fuck everyone

holy kek

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underrated

I wonder if SONY MUSIC actually has something to do with the lack of leaks.

depends on what you mean by "something to do"

people not leaking it out of fear of being hounded by them is definitely a thing.

if my vinyl comes earlier than its supposed to (8 pm tomorrow) and no ones leaked it; ill post it.

what are you talking about? it's already come

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Nice image from reddit retard, no one cares about the vinyl, we need the CD

Sony music is not the reason this hasn't leaked, mgmt leaked super early which is also under Columbia

Only intelligent post ITT

What? I never said it was mine. When did you say that?

HHehhJudifnn
BLORP BLORP BLOOOORP
BLORPY BLORPY BLORPY BLORPY
BOOAAAUUUUUGGDBFJHehehnrjfiHHHhbl

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I blame Haim

i know how you feel

Bump, I'm losing hope, i can't fucking believe this didn't leak yet. Yall are lacking these days

The most pathetic fucking post I've ever fucking seen.
You can't wait two fucking days to hear some shitty fucking album and we're the ones lacking?
You spent 15 years of your life without listening to this album, you can spend two more days waiting and not begging for a leak in a korean knitting forum like a desperate faggot.

eat my ass

Fuck you

Yeah fuck you faggot

Fuck off, faggots. Go jerk off to Ezra, that'll help the two day wait.

BUMp

FUCKING LEAK IT BAIO

Just woke up and this shit is still not leaked? Wow

Wheres the leak already? Although I have a package arriving today which I can only assume is the CD. Im just impatient

10 AM EST

Bump

In about 2 hours, the album MIGHT release early (New Zealand time), if if doesn't, we'll have to wait until the official release

this thread shows how mu is full of shit

i'm a newfag but i'd blame this on the lame ass vw fans that already have the album yet are unable to leak it
if they were on our side they'd non stop beg for it

i was refering about flavor of the month, average indie rock that is normally discussed here. also vw is shit

if you can't do it better that will only proof Yea Forums is the new reddit. going back kohlchan good bye

Bump

nigga

kingdom-leaks.com/index.php

leaked

lol @ everyone saying it wouldn't drop at midnight in NZ

hahaha it really took long enough to leak that no one cares anymore

filecrypt.cc/Container/EA729E7586.html

It only took it having to come out in New Zealand

Christ finally

HAHAHAH THANK FUCKING GOD

bunch of fuckin zoomer plebs itt. sleeve art is kino

Wow the first song is fucking ass

yea but no one gives a shit about mgmt lmao

>lossy lossless

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THESE CLOWNS

holy shit that closing track
>i stand with israel
>and all who don't can go to hell
like whoa ezra

you had me going for a sec. top kek

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this is a MESS
the arrangements are all over the place, lyrics are domestic hippie trash, songs appear to be structured randomly, literally half the album is throwaway filler. ezra is creatively bankrupt (most clearly evidenced by sunflower and its video, a painfully failed meme attempt) and is merely coasting on his minor celebrity status. this "band" needs to regroup and figure shit out or be put down for good
and fuck steve lacy

based rostam knew the jig was up and got out while the gettin was good

Man fuck you

TRIPS OF TRUTH

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ok

Haven't listened to FOTB and I really love Vampire Weekend but the most pessimistic side of me thinks that they past their prime and their ivy league/preppy stuff that made them great is long gone with their youth.

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>When white people die
>You won't see me cry
Wtf?

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i like it, but also feel like there's a lot of filler. not sure if it being 18 songs long was a good idea.

its a huge disappointment and riddled with country pastiches for some reason
you've heard the best tracks (harmony hall, unbearably white, this life) already

fuck I can't believe I agree with you.

i can see why rostam left if this is the direction ezra had staked out

g-guys maybe the japanese bonus tracks will be good

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i personally really like it

Well, Big Blue and 2021 were good too. Sunflower was eh...

this rules, fucking paid faggot shills by rostma itt shitting on it, get the fuck out maggots

all i really wanna know is what the FUCK HAPPENED with the lyrics

ezra said that he felt like previous vampire weekend songs were usually 'not about something' and wanted to make songs with more direct themes/stories this time...not sure if it worked out.

no one cares, lol. Go listen to math rock, fag

Uhhhhh to an extent yeah

why the fuck is danielle haim on so much of this?

i like her, but as a vocalist danielle has such a limited range, which basically consists of rapid-fire, syllable-heavy singing with emphasis on rhythm, yet she is brought in for a trio of breezy country ballads? this album is a disaster lmao