>clean guitar starts playing and throws in an unnecessary amount of hammer ons and pull offs
>drum groove starts on the hi hat, snare, and kick with some light snare rolls here and there
>shirtless man runs up to the microphone
GUNNA SHOW U HOW I FLICKA WAHKA PETER PARKER
MAMA IMMA JAM U WITH THIS HAMMA DOLLAR DOLLAR
DOOT DE BLOP YEAH THATS CALIFORNIA CHICKEN SHOP
CHOP CHOP, WHERE MY BABY MAMA WAH WAH
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifooooooooooooooooooorniiiia,
Where the sun don’t make you colder,
Where the girls stay young as I get older,
CaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliforniiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>bass starts slapping and farting uncontrollably
UGH
>whole band kicks back in
YEAH A FOO FOO JEW ITS ME OR LOU
KAKA YETI THE DOCTA, YEAH IM EATING STEW
SHOOP DEE HOP LAHDEEDAH AND THE BLAH BLAH CREW
I NEED SOME SUGAR I GOT THE GOAT FLU
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifooooooooooooooooooorniiiia,
Where the sun don’t make you colder,
Where the girls stay young as I get older,
CaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliforniiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>guitar distortion kicks in and a million exaggerated bends follow
Oooooooo
Ahhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh
AhhHHHHHHHH
>all instruments stop and shirtless man starts (c)rapping again but with a filter and some slight vocal distortion
I SAID THE PUSSYCAT VOODOO GOT MY WEEWEE JAMMIN
KA PLEE PLOW, YEAH YEAH, IM THE KING OF SALMON,
BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS BRUISIN FOR THE PICKLE MAN AND,
DUMBO’S MOUNTIN MINNIE MOUSE, GOT THE CROWD SOUNDIN’
>all instruments kick back in
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifooooooooooooooooooorniiiia,
Where the sun don’t make you colder,
Where the girls stay young as I get older,
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifooooooooooooooooooorniiiia,
>background vocal harmonies now join in with shirtless man
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifooooooooooooooooooorniiiia,
Where the sun don’t make you colder,
Where the girls stay young as I get older,
CaaaaaliforniiiiiAAAAAAAAAAA
UGH
>repeats for 30+ years
