FOTB leaked

for a band that never really threw ut songs left and right it's weird that the japanese version will have three bonus tracks. i wonder what they'll be like!

There’s so many physical copies floating around

how the FUCK has it not leaked yet

>sony music

what happened to that guy in the last thread who had an opened copy? takes 5 mins to upload it like

who gives a fuck

cmonn

I think he just found that pic somewhere else

Target stores have the album date-locked on their registers and computers so you won't be able to get it from there.

>he's never stolen from a target
cringe

I want the album to leak too and honestly I wouldn't care at all if someone stole it from wherever but I cannot see a Vampire Weekend fan stealing anything

its 10am est/7am pdt right now. i imagine this thing will drop in a few hours from now

I've been waiting years for this, unfortunately I have to stay sober for job interviews because I would have loved to go on a walk and light a bowl on first listen

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ughhhhhhhhh

plzzzzzz

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I wouldn’t expect it before Wednesday

inb4 it's shit

PLEASE GOD

I'm gonna LOSE IT

For me, it's the 2nd half of Hanna Hunt

Bumping till it’s out

do we think it's going to leak today yeah? i can't take it anymore.

It has to be today

Bump

>yfw vampyweeks big new album is aotd

For me it’s their entire discography

youtube.com/watch?v=HcYT8TzUarI

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best fuckin band

buuuuuump

LEAK IT DEAK

LEAK DAMNIT

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youtube.com/watch?v=P33Nf3TbMEM

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Bump

It will leak today, i can feel it in the air bros

youtu.be/FTnBc_-QCXk

leak

leek

Bump

Will not stop bumping until someone illegally shares this on the internet in advance of may 3

Guys, it's only four days.

4 long days. My girlfriend recently broke up with me an it's been such a difficult time. I don't know what to do.

stuf @clam

what is the best Vampire Weekend album to start with?

i recently lost my job, my wife, and my butt. four days is a long ASS time. i need to take a leak i mean i need the album to leak.

Bump

Oh boy! My wife's son loves this band!

hi dad

Bump

pooooooooooooot

just listen to all 3, pretty flawless discography. go in chronological order

not kidding

this will be the most dissapointingly album of the decade

Leakleakleak

It won't leak until Wednesday at the earliest.

Every review so far has rated It as high as their last one

uploading, 15%

how do i get a contra gf

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pls be real

53%

One day

69%

12% wait it’s going backwards shit

>sony chills falling for the 15% meme

I'm pissed! Where is it??? Ah!!!

cmonnnnn

84%

82%

huh, that's weird, it's stuck on 69%

nice

fun fact: I hooked up with the girl on the Contra cover. her butt is humongous but you can't see it in the picture. we watched the sunrise over casablanca and fed each other olives from the island of mykanos. it was so romantic that i almost pooped. then i did poop and it was embarassing, but she was cool with it. she told me that real women do not get offended by poop, and i never forget that, even after she got pregnant and i left her for a younger, more attractive woman. now i work as a convenience store in santa cruz. it's a good life but i made a lot of mistakes. too much heroin and doritos. etc. every so often i go down to the beach. when i see the glassy fists of waves curl up, spread onto the shore, then retreat, i think of her. and poop.

Nice

Start with the newest one even though you probably shouldn't

wow, I made this thread this morning while downloading the fake leak, didn't think it would get bumped this much

also where's that real leak?

420%

nice

nice

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upboat for visibility my dudes

oh christ!

Am I good for nothing?

You've been cheating on me, I've been cheating on you

HOO HOO

>Goodbye ft MGMT
why can't we have this

I don’t wanna be
BOI

w*cked snakes inside this place

Damn I really thought we'd have it by now

We saw the stars when they hid from the world. You cursed the sun when it stepped to your girl

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Fuuuuuuck

Bump

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LIKE YOU I KNOW I DOOOOOOOOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoo

At this rate the album should leak by the year 2021.

I could wait a year but I couldn't wait three

get out

fake fillie cheeze take

I don’t care how the sweets taste

bump

leak that penis

Leak or you're mother dies in her sleep ton

no rostam, its going to be shit, get ready disappointment

youtube.com/watch?v=o6g7P4oo7is

bump

fuck off rostam

Bump. Someone has this

I have it but I'm not going to leak it because it's only gonna disappoint you guys, sorry

Darn

h

Just leak it....

80/100 on Metacritic so far

fotb is a hoax

farts
out
the
Butthole

Someone leak it or I'll post that pic of the grandma in the cage

your grandma or mine?

whoever's grandma you want daddy ezra

C'MONNNNN BOIS WHEREST

Someone is watching this thread and laughing at all of us as they listen to their copy of the album.

me on the left

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come thruu

neat

C-'MON

i'm pretty sure summer will be cancelled if this album doesn't leak

Someone posted this photo yesterday. Where are you, user? Come leak it. I'll send you my nudes cause I'm a girl

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Vampire Weekend is bugmen-core
The sonic equivalent of a soi latte

onions lattes are fucking good

Oh well maybe next time

loud and proud, brother.

That person hurt me

I'M CRYING

your crying

100%

I hurt myself today

bumping before i drive home because this thread will never die

please

i wish i had cute friends to listen to the new vampire weekend album with

anyone remember waiting up for contra? leaked about a week before release. pretty sure mvotc leaked a week or so before release too

just checked, it wasn't a leak per se. they started streaming it on their myspace

Ezra's banking eps

A ton of physical copies are in target and record shops now. People are just scared of Sony I think

i want

i'm sorry bois

COUNDNT LEAK earlier, but here it comes uploading now.....

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imagine caring about vampire weekend in 2019

how do I download it when it uploads?

i swear if this is bs

69%

almost done lads

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even though i already know its not

420%

wow i knew I spent all day on the internet for a good reason thx user

don't eff with me pls

I this is all fake then this is one hell of an elaborate troll.

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more proof: youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

almost done bois, just a few more seconds.....

Flower Moon is SOFTY and sick dope as fuck

Elaborate? How new are you this is nothing

don't get your hopes up

You’re doing god’s work, homie.

WTF IT'S REAL!!! THANK YOU!!

How do I download it???

Honestly I have never listened to VW before but i used to listen to L'omme Run back in the day and last week Giving Up The Gun by VW came on and it took me a minute to realize it's not just a cover of LR

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HE'S FUCKING WITH US

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here it is boi, album of the decade!!!! enjoy

ufil
e.io/p5nb
vygb

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google.co.uk/search?client=opera&hs=21x&biw=1861&bih=919&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=TYfHXKTfEcGzgwfJ66joBQ&q=vegan front album hardcore&oq=vegan front album hardcore&gs_l=img.3...6025.6025..6383...0.0..0.53.53.1......0....1..gws-wiz-img.9kV_8dQKvbs
It's actually Vegan Reich.

>sixteen 320 kbps tracks
>79.5 mb
yeah nah

>google.co.uk/search?client=opera&hs=21x&biw=1861&bih=919&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=TYfHXKTfEcGzgwfJ66joBQ&q=vegan front album hardcore&oq=vegan front album hardcore&gs_l=img.3...6025.6025..6383...0.0..0.53.53.1......0....1..gws-wiz-img.9kV_8dQKvbs
wtf man, is this ur first time here?

downloading and will report back

do report back

a lot of these tracks are short, every other song is practically a minute long interlude to the next

CAN CONFIRM ITS LEGIT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL THX user

it's still 1hr of running time tho

ITS REAL HOLY FUCK

downloading. will report back in a sec.

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I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed

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also reporting if true

I fucking hate you.

it's literally rick roll.
gg go next

dang its fucken real
thank you based user!!!!!!!!!!you da mvp

NOT real I just got rick roll'd 16 times. If only i had new VW to comfort me

fake

>download canceled

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lmao nice one user

made me laff

fake as fuck

We need this thread to last until the real leak so please don't clog it up with such bullshit

A for effort

stop downloading fake leaks

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oh come on boys, dont u guys have sense of humor? this won't leak at least until wednesday

jeez dont scare me like that ez

>at least i did chuckle a little. but also fuck you.

Here

Gonna leak it now because of the previous user, I was contemplating if I should or not because the general taste of the record is like if MVoTC was never made and VW just continued to expand their sound from Contra instead

I had already loaded up the inaugural FOTB bowl. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this weeds?

do it for us user

COME ON

it's literally out in the wild. it could leak any moment. the only albums that don't leak are digital only with tight camps, like Kanye albums

please.

i cant handle two disappointments in a row

>if MVoTC was never made and VW just continued to expand their sound from Contra instead
FUCK THAT SOUNDS SO PERFECT DON'T PLAY WITH ME

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based

u dont like mvotc????

i'm wearing a polo T for the ocasion

please be real lol

the doctor is in

now bend over and spread your cheeks user

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I loved it but I think they have unfinished business with their old sound. The singles didn't really sound like that so I think that poster is lying

le bump

do you think the album will leak? i do. albums have leaked ever since the beginning of the internet. before even. when my band put out its fourth album, we had the same problem. the year was 1969. 69 LOL. it was the summer of love, but we were more interested in lovemaking. girls, the more the merrier. there was peace in the air, and lots of weed smoke. but it was different back then. weed was political, a revolution against our parents' generation spelled M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A. from alaska to miami the kids were smoking it and fighting the system. but when the 1970s came around, everything changes. the beatles broke up. nixon became president. viet-f'ing-nam. when i think about it now, i don't remember any of it, even the parts i told you. i just hope you know that i care about it you and will come back when i'm ready. i hope you're wearing pizza pants like you used to, baby boy. don't @ me. #freeweezy

is it happening?

my sadness grows with every passing minute

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nope

This is truly the most pathetic thread I have seen in years

and I bet the album isn't even going to be that good

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ok

this

he cute

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Fucking lame thread. LDA took like 20 minutes to leak and it was like a full week before the release

FUCK OFF! No one cares about this shitty Sony Music band!

fucking leak it already oh my God it's been six fucking years

Selfish people

it will be trash.

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sorry guys.... I was trolling :(

Thank you for giving us finality

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based

what is lda

OP of the promise post here. This guy is impersonating me. Album is coming soon, uploading now. But its not great, HH and TL are prob the best two songs.

Little Dark Age by MGMT

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I TOOK A LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND IT FELT LIKE ICE CREAM

guys it’s on Tidal

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no one likes tidal

leak it then

I only listen to music on tidal it’s better there, Doug

>vampire weekend

how can one even tell their songs apart?

by having ears

...

what if the entire album is actually a rick roll and it's just the six songs they put out. i would probably eat cereal if that were true. then again, dora the explorer grew up to be a neurosurgeon, so nothing is possible anymore now that my dad turned into squidward. do you?

I trusted you
but now your words mean nothing to me
because your actions
spoke the truth

stay awake to break the habit

you are all pitiful. this thread will hit bump limit and you will get nothing.

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words are flowing out like endless pee into a paper cup
they slither wildly as they poop their way across the universe
words of sorrow waves of fart are ringing through my open ears
inciting and inviting me

jai guro deva om

nothings gonna change my world

images of broken light they shine before me like a million butts
they call me all along across the universe
thoughts meander like a diarrhea inside a letter box
they stumble blindly as they make their diaper across the universe

but since you been gone
i can breathe for the first fart
i'm so not in pee yeah yeah
thanks to poo i get what i want
since you been gone

please someone just fucking leak it already

I don't fuck around

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while we're waiting .... top 5 vw tracks fellas?

1. the kids don't stand a chance
2. diplomat's son
3. holiday
4. this life
5. step

honorable mention: giving up the gun

MY BRAIN KNOWS NOT TO BELIEVE
BUT MY FEEBLE HEART CAN'T NOT HOLD OUT HOPE

Will you be a god or a fraud

Is this our savior?

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1. Hannah Hunt
2. The Kids Don't Stand a Chance
3. Horchata
4. Diane Young
5. This Life

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YESSSSSS

Already giving TL that coveted top 5 i see

faker than lisa ann's boobs

I'm calling this is fake

1. Diplomat's Son
2. Run
3.Don't Lie
4. Ya Hey
5. Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

the kids don't stand a chance is criminally underrated. that bit at the end with the strings and tremelo picking is byoootiful

1. Hannah Hunt
2. Finger Back
3. Diplomat’s Son
4. Unbearably White
5 Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

Yeah I know my taste is BASED

i think ur a contra is too. that shit he does with his voice.... beautiful

1. This life
2. Horchata
3. Think ur a contra
4. M79
5. HH

yeah idk it just hits the spot for me i guess!

ashamed to say im kinda new to vw though, i wrote them off as just another libertines/kooks band early on and thought all their songs sounded like a-punk, and their image turned me off. how wrong i was

don't lie is a good one

If Hanna Hunt isn’t in your top 5 you’re actually a fake fan lmao

1. Young Lion
2. I Think UR A Contra
3. Hannah Hunt
4. Harmony Hall
5. The Kids Don't Stand A Chance

yeah, im based, young lion is their best fucking song and no one can convince me otherwise

overrated track desu

omg

1. I
2. Had
3. Sex
4. With
5. Your Mom

Finger Back is another underrated track

t. Rashida
Sorry Ezra wrote his best track about another girl...I’m sure you’ll have a nice interlude on FOTB or something...

Well past 2 minutes

1.20am here and i'm in work at 8am but i have faith in you. pls deliver

FUCKING BASED

Yup

this thread is really odd. 80% of posts read like people that havent ever been here

lol plzzz b real bb

>Hold You Now (feat. Danielle Haim) — 2:33
>Bambina — 1:42
>How Long? — 3:32
>Rich Man — 2:29
>Married in a Gold Rush (feat. Danielle Haim) — 3:42
>My Mistake — 3:18
>Sympathy — 3:46
>We Belong Together (feat. Danielle Haim) — 3:10
>Stranger — 4:08
>Spring Snow — 2:41
>Jerusalem, New York, Berlin — 2:54

call me cynical but I don't have hope for these rest of the songs. also fuck HAIM they are overrated trustfund whores.

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2 min

is ezra the best lyricist in modern pop music? i think so

Vampire Weekend is pleb filter
This thread reads like cool people that don’t post fucking frogs and race bait all day like the rest of Yea Forums

this

danielle haim here. FUCK YOU.

she's just laying down some vocals, chill bro

Frank Oceans the greatest songwriter ever, but Ezra’s pretty close

delusional tumblr thot

i mean there's very little better in the modern space.

alright, second best. the only better living young-ish lyricist is joanna newsom

not true, by the way.
Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, GYBE, Pink Floyd all generate pretty clashing opinions and you are all here agreeing with every one. You sure this isnt mr Sony thread?

Objectively right

MY FELLOW AMERICANS. THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP. I HAVE BUILT A FIREWALL AROUND SONY TO PREVENT THE ALBUM FROM LEAKING. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME.

please don't

her vocals are shit. VW doesn't need features.

>2 minutes

the longest 2 minutes of my life

thank u mr president, dont let these worms leak my ambitious double album

t. ezra

fading badly here, anyone listen to tv girl? keeping me sane during this wait

guys..maybe the father of the bride .... is us

I could wait a year, but I couldn't two minutes (BOI)

15% uploaded

post a song

You wait

>This thread

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THIS IS PRESIDENT TRAMP. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE ALBUM. ALSO ROBERT MUELLER IF YOU ARE LISTENING I DID ALL THE CRIMES. LOL.

youtube.com/watch?v=jLwEUBdez_0

i remember liking their track benny and the jets (?) back when the decade was still young, probably around the same time contra dropped coincidentally

fucking hell lads the years have moved fast

uploading, 15%

yeah they've been around for ages. pitchfork et al stopped covering them real quick, no idea why, they've put out three excellent albums.

Neat.

All anons saying they have the album or posting screenshots are liars, the leak will happen late tonight CST

tv girl superfan signing out, it's been an emotional rollercoaster. to the rick roller, you are a cheeky cunt

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share ur wallpaper and what ur listening while we wait bros

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why can't you sing like that anymore mr presidant

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fag

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Because my dear Anonican, I sold my soul to the devil to become president. And because I am a big fat loser.

?

now we wait there

The front page of the internet

>This thread

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HE FUCKED AROUND. OFF WITH HIS HEAD! BOTH OF THEM!

no user... he's gonna post on when the time is right

i'm not letting this die

me neither but u should go to

you should marry a moose

i did marry a moose what's it fucking to you