what are some good soft albums
What are some good soft albums
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Fat girls are gross.
what does an ideal girl look like to you
inb4 swarms of Ryan Gosling pics
>implying
these type of girls should never not be pregnant
This is so hot
Thick thighs are more attractive than big tits or ass
AAAGGGGHHHHH HE'S NOT LIKE ME
i love thicc thighs so much
wtf, is Yea Forums straight?
name?
mati
sauce me bro
what exactly would happen if she got pregnant? literally become a cow?
she would have no problem making a living selling her milk
they'd probably double in size
she's like 16
It's a real testament to modern civilization that she's not constantly being raped.
Oh god I hope so
AGHHHH IM SO HORNY AND LONELY
based
Based
She is
everything reminds me of her I'm pretty sure she posts here please just fucking STOP GOD
>anime
crinfe
That state of her body is going to last exactly until 18
have sex
idk i think im gay but all the girls posted in here is kinda making me curious
What gays prefer about boys anyway? Girls can be nicer and are more aesthetic to look and touch.
good lordy. who is this
My ideal man is much more realistic than my ideal women.
>man
>buff, aesthetic cock, tall, good sense of humor and interesting interests
>women
>thick hips, gigantic titties, sense of humor, can cook, interesting interests, good face, small-ish nose, long hair, nice shapely ass, abs, nice smile
based and high iq
I am conflicted
On one hand I am pissed that you are making me lust over fat bitches
On the other hand maybe I should make my self like fat bitches more for ez puzz
not a single girl ITT is fat
is this porn or just footage of someone exercising? I can't tell desu
that belly is fat as fuck, it is just outsized by tits and ass
Jaded as I am, whenever I see big pale thighs like those, I can't help but get a sudden urge to lick them all up, like a thirsty dog who just found a pond in the desert.
delusional
get it together man
fatass
based schizo
Not entirely, but the odds the ones who aren't gay are pathetic ugly strait guys who think this is acceptable are high
>s-she's fat! I swear!
have sex
Lol kys tranny
you can't fuck thighs tho
>he doesn't know about bisexuality
... honey....
>not fat
what country's standards do you have, america? lmao
GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO TO THE REDDIT YOU /gif/ RETARD
NOBODY LIKES YOU
>bisexuality
literally worse than fags
That looks fat to me
Same. If I don't have sex soon I might end up killing myself
This exercise is unironically bad for your knees
yeah
Still fat lol
I love cute thighs
Yep. Also fuck I'm tired of seeing girls who do 10 leg exercises, 10 ass exercises, none of them with any real loading, and then call it a day. If bro fitness seemed cancerous, it was only because thot fitness was not yet a thing
based
goddamn I fucking miss whataburger
btfo tonys dad thighs are sexy
need sauce
agreed.
Yes you can
Same
everytime i see a chubby chick i get rock hard but i never pursue cuz its socially not seen as ideal. every1 in nyc is so focused on thinner, fit girls that getting w a bigger one would look bad.
fml i just wanna get high and squeeze every inch of a chubby chicks thighs and tits and then fuck her as i watch her jiggle all over the place. why am i like this
i hate that she's 16. SIXTEEN, then women say men are pedos if we like women that look like this.
Just do what you want gay ass nigga
jsut be like that one celeb that fattened his wife
boi nyc is brutal w image and looking good. i could just date a fatty but im not tryna look like a fucking bitch
ik u def would but ur prob a loser
honestly im just hoping this urge to fuck fatter chicks persists as i get older when my wife inevitably gains weight. ill forever be attracted to her then
This. She isn't even remotely fat. Y'all third world bitches are just too used to seeing the next top model for a Unicef aid appeal advert.
>>anime
My favourite album I'd consider 'soft' is probably sum Carseat headrest stuff. Twin fantasy is comfy as fucc
Also a lot of Jazz, like Relaxin With The Miles Davis Quintet by The Miles Davis Quintet or something.
>can't see any of these WEBMs because away from home so no computer
FUUUUUUCK
literally overweight.
im a sticcc kinda man thou
>Random lumps of fat positioned around body
vs.
>streamlined form that can reach the pinnacle of aesthetic musculature
what would you rather have
based
>t.
in every single country outside the americas she is considered fat
The goose is a virgin because he gets attention from skinny girls instead of thicc girls
Shut up, like you can even get a girlfriend
lol, he think a bitch like the one in webm is "ez puss." Bro she may be chubby, but everything about her screams high maintenance.
I WANNA FUK A FAT GIRL
Who has it easier, attractive men or women?
...r u srs
clairo is soft
lol how is that even a question
LOL HE'S GOT POOPY ON HIS PANTS
Imagine being so desperate for sex that you have to convince yourself that girls like this aren't fat to ease the sting of having to settle for one.
So what are some good soft albums
I couldn't find her
please spoonfeed
@mat.i on insta, think it got banned though
I WANNA STICK MY ABOVE AVERAGE COCK BETWEEN A CHUBBY GIRLS BEAUTIFUL THIGHS
Legal in my country
good lord what are they putting in her water and where can i get some for my future females
based & tonguebathpilled
>ez mode
attractive men (we're talking top middle road
most women
>hard mode
most men, unattractive women (bottom 20%)
>legendary mode
ugly men and sperglords
>nightmare mode
born with disabilities
>god mode
rich people (either gender will do)
Looks like a Whataburger patty melt to me
What the fuck are they feeding her? Also women are such whores
I'm so fucking lonely and horny, I just want to snuggle and watch a movie with a thicc qt is that so much to ask for?
>Lizzyposting on Yea Forums
GO BACK YOU OBSESSED RETARD
>>>>cancer
Every single time I see her I get an uncontrollable urge to wank.
Same. I also want her to suffocate me to death with her tits
Men 100%. I know people here like to REEE but there's no way I would want to be a woman. No fucking way. What a miserable existence.
What are you talking about? Attractive women have life set on easy mode and can fuck whoever they want
Here's why I think why I do: I am a man, which means I know how men think about women. I talk to girls I want to fuck, and when I find out they don't want to fuck me, I never talk to them again. Every single girl I look at, I'm thinking if she's hot or not, if I want to fuck her or not. They're just meat. As a girl, you never know why a man is being nice to you, but you can assume, no matter how old they are, they want to fuck you. I don't think that would be very fun.
Maybe in your 20s it would seem fun, but girls don't stay beautiful forever. I've known 60 year old women who were former beauty queens, and they're hollow, stupid, and have nothing. All they had was the beauty and it got them so much attention they never needed anything else, like intelligence, or hobbies, or skills. But beauty doesn't last. I've seen how miserable these people are. Beauty is a curse in a woman. It's a promise of a life that isn't real.
As a man, this will never trouble me. Being a man is infinitely better than being a woman. I know it.
youre retarded beyond belief
do u understand how much power an attractive woman has? im not kidding when i say this, an attractive woman who knows that shes attractive is the single most powerful group of people on earth.
and im not even only talking about fucking anyone you want, thats obv. im talking about literally controlling men to do ANYTHING you want just by teasing them and giving them the CHANCE not even the guarantee, the fucking chance to have sex with them. you want a certain material item from someone? go touch some rich old guy's arm and talk to him nice and he'll buy it for you in a heartbeat. want a certain job? wear a lowcut outfit and make flirty comments throughout the interview. need specific information from someone? same fucking thing. apply this ad naseum to any scenario
note that this doesnt apply to airhead bimbos or anything like thinks. these women are the type that know what the fuck they are doing and they manipulate men as much as they want because, well, they can. theres that one saying about how behind every great ruler the real one in charge was his wife. men (most) are inherently dumb pigs who will literally die over sex. the women that are gifted with beauty and are smart with how they do things know this and will use it to their advantage
>do u understand how much power an attractive woman has?
And then you lose all those looks once you turn 40, if not earlier in your early 30s. You're only thinking about attractive YOUNG women, and no one is young forever, user.
Amen
I think you are lacking in a lot of life experience. I think a lot of people on this website are. Only here will I see views like this. All the men I know, who are very successful romantically, share my views. No one in their right fucking minds would switch places with a woman. Have to wear make-up to feel normal, have to spend thousands a month on hair and grooming, just to not feel ugly. A man can throw on a t-shirt and be good to go. The standards for what is acceptable for a man is SO much lower than that it is for a woman. Besides the fact that men age very gracefully, and women clearly do not.
Like I said, I've known older women who in their youth looked like Playboy models. They're all miserable. Their soul has no fire. You think your 20s are all that matters? You think sex is all that matters? You sound like a virgin in your 20s.
You're full of shit, women have it so much easier deal with it
Nice cope. I know you'd like to pretend your life would be peaches if you woke up tomorrow a woman, but the only difference is you'd be a miserable woman instead.
Men:
>literally have to work out constantly for their bodies to look even somewhat good or shapely
Women:
>can never work out and their bodies still look naturally curvy and beautiful
Men are so fucking ugly that it's laughable
Bad way of looking at it
>Men:
If you work out enough, you can achieve some sort of presentable body, regardless of your body type.
>Women:
Genetic lottery, lol. Oh, and after 40, that lottery ticket expires anyway, lol.
Not if wake up an attractive one
As a woman this is 100% correct and this is why I think it's so hilarious that the virgins on this board think attractive women have it so easy. Once you realize that you are considered a decently attractive female by the general public, you will start to be incredibly insecure at all times. You will always feel ugly and compare yourself physically to other women and feel as though you don't measure up, even if you get a hundred compliments on your appearance a day. You will feel obligated to spend a ridiculous amount of time and money on clothes, hair products, body products, skin products, and makeup, because you are scared that if you don't put in an adequate amount of effort you will be invisible. All that, plus the knowledge that any of the attention you once got for being pretty will begin to gradually stop once you hit 30, is deeply depressing. You will realize that you have spent tons of time and maintenance on how you look when you could have been spending it reading, learning a language, doing literally worthwhile. Being an attractive girl might be fun in a fleeting and narcissistic way, but I'd much rather have been born kind of ugly. That way, I wouldn't feel so much pressure on myself to maintain my looks and would feel free to do other things.
Also it's not such a great thing at all that men want to have sex with you. Sex isn't even that great for women, a lot of us can't orgasm during and most guys don't try to make you orgasm. Sex as we know it is generally a means to an end, and that end is the male orgasm.
>as a woman
stopped reading there
lets see this in 2 ways:
if youre lucky genetically, you stay attractive well beyond the age most women are and you still play this game
if youre on the other side of the fence and dont end up so lucky, assuming you dont get fucking dumb ugly you realize that youre about to fade away (once again, this doesnt apply to dumb ass airheads who dont have a clue ab anything going on) and you find someone whos rich and marry him, being his semi attractive wife who stays home all day, popping a xan and drinking wine, chilling out and reminiscing about how much fun you had in life and how you have done literal 0 hard work and have managed to get by purely by looking pretty
you win no matter what. once again tho, you have to be smart
user, YOURE lacking experience my guy
im friends with a few models/insta "influencers" (fuck that term and fuck that thing in general lol) and these girls dont come from a lot of money. i see them hanging out and the most exclusive clubs on earth, eating at the most expensive restaurants in nyc, hanging out with crazy famous people (one of my friends regularly hung out with X and skimask, i know he sucks and is a bitch and yadda yadda but he was surrounded by a lot of powerful people), going to wild parties in penthouses with some of the most influential people in nyc, and hell, on earth and on and on and on
Yup. I'm pretty sure the virgins on this website feel otherwise because a) they're miserable, and would rather be ANYONE else, and b) they have very little life experience, and functionally zero romantic experience.
It's saddening to see all the dudes in this thread who curse their gender. I bet if you blind polled the world, most women would vote to become men.
cont.
and let me tell you one thing: imo these girls werent even that attractive. and this isnt even coming from an incel ass perspective either, these women really were just some random girls that knew they were attractive and played on that fact and got so far in life doing nothing but...exist. they go to a decently bad school in nyc and dont give a single fuck about grades. one of my friends was at an upscale club and got approached by playboy to be a bunny. now shes having even more fun than she was before. oh and note, these women never ONCE fucked ANY of these people. a few of them are actually in committed relationships
men will NEVER get that experience by simply looking pretty. i dont give a fuck what type of person you are, there is no way on earth that you dont look at their lifestyles right now and think "man, i wish that would be me". once again, when they're older and "their soul has no fire" (nigga what) theyll look back on their life and think of how amazing its been because, once again, they are a woman and attractive. im sitting here busting my ass day in and day out (hell, im writing this bc im procrastinating on studying for a major calc test coming up) so i can pay off my student loans and hopefully get a job where i can make decent money. these girls arent doing any of that
and hey, funnily enough one of my friends literally told me the other day that she couldnt fucking wait to become a housewife and just party all day because, well she can. why? because shes an attractive woman who hasnt worked a single fucking day in her entire
based
>user, YOURE lacking experience my guy
Again, you're just focused on youth. You are too caught up in "right now" and "today". You have no sense of how long life is and how it can change. Those "influencers" will become just like the old beauty queens I knew: depressed, hollow, alcoholics.
You're also not even considering what life is like for the equally attractive man. THAT should be your reference point. You people keep comparing yourselves to insta models. Compare the MALE insta models to the female insta models. One is still a man, and will have more fulfilling life.
Women are sex objects /thread
Not really, no.
Based and Redpilled
>As a woman
Pics or fuck off
>if youre lucky genetically, you stay attractive well beyond the age most women are and you still play this game
You know how rare those people are? For starters, they usually have a ton of surgery, have to go through retardedily long skincare regimes day and night and can't smoke, drink or stay out in the sunlight ever again, essentially modern vampires.
t.
Incels taking a beating
When they don’t like your opinions, they tell you to have sex, admitting that that’s all they’re good for. Wew
Yeah, everytime someone calls you a virgin on Yea Forums, it's coming from a woman. Glad we cleared that up
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
based
Whiteknight
>Again, you're just focused on youth
did you even read any later part of the post?
and i HAVE seen what male models lives are like (hell, ive modeled here and there too but not to the caliber of my friends), once again im friends with a lot of them (even moreso than i am with the female ones) and hey wouldnt you guess, its MUCH much more mediocre and way less extravagant than the women models i know
i guess im just angry looking at this from a gendered perspective. i dont even hate women or anything, im an asexual radical left feminist (literally a 20 year old living in nyc who has model and artist friends, what do you expect), but im just frustrated when ANY sort of commentary against the power dynamics between men and women is immediately dismissed by
>v-virgins!!!!!!
like...i feel like im going crazy sometimes. i dont think that this is rocket science or anything, does NO ONE see the clear power dynamics that exist in these scenarios??? women are certainly oppressed in a lot of ways systematically but in scenarios like these women have ALL the power. for real, if one famous rapper decides to throw one of the girls out she'll just dm another famous one and just hang out with him, surrounding herself with some of the most powerful people around. if shes smart she plays off of that and succeeds, furthering whatever her goal in life was
im just tired of some women just getting whats essentially a free pass to a workless, stress free life while i see so many men bust their asses. in my classes i know so many guys coming from the deep south or first generation immigrants with family incomes of literally 0-10k a year
cont.
and they have to work day in and day out to be able to be some of the first people in their family to have money, or they worked their asses off to get into the tier A school that we're in. i see the pure misery in these guy's eyes as they do nothing but work work work, first at a job because they cant afford the ungodly expensive school we're at and then directly go home to study their asses off because if they lose their scholarship, it means their lives are genuinely over (im talking homelessness on top of being in debt)
meanwhile posters like complain that they feel insecure???? bitch i feel insecure too, everyone feels that way. i certainly agree women have more of a pressure to look pretty, but that extra effort that you put in can in turn be converted to so much power in your hands if you so choose. learn how to flirt and learn how to dress well and youre set
> they usually have a ton of surgery, have to go through retardedily long skincare regimes day and night and can't smoke, drink or stay out in the sunlight ever again, essentially modern vampire
first off youre delusional if you think that these women cant drink or smoke, thats all they do. as for surgery and skincare...thats what so many models already do to maintain work. and even if it is annoying, its a small price to pay in exchange for doing literally nothing for the majority of your life
You're just getting lost. We're not comparing ourselves to insta models, we're asking the question: is it better to be a man, or a woman? The average man, versus the average woman.
I just can't imagine any scenario where I would rather be an average woman than an average man, full stop.
Also if you want people to read your whole post, try to put some effort into it. Looks like something from MSN messenger
All these niggas LARPing
fine then, even the average women can doll herself up in makeup and dress nice and have every single one of my points stand. once again a lot of the women arent that attractive, literally just average women who knew how to play the game
yet the average man still stands in the shitty position that ive written in my post, something you clearly havent read and wont even bother to dispute
>Also if you want people to read your whole post, try to put some effort into it. Looks like something from MSN messenger
nigga what. its literally how youve written except without proper punctuation
>hats what so many models already do to maintain work. and even if it is annoying, its a small price to pay in exchange for doing literally nothing for the majority of your life
>models
You mean people that make up less than 0.0001% of the population? Retard, of course people like that are going to have a better life than anyone else. It's not just being a woman, it's called being RICH. A woman who is equally as beautiful but born in a bum fuck village in India will probably get married off at 16 and have a shitty life. Being born naturally beautiful is an edge, but nothing compares to being rich when it comes to having the easiest lifestyle.
Just say nigger like a proper white man
>but in scenarios like these women have ALL the power
I think you are either underestimating the willpower of most men or vastly overexaggerating how easy they succumb to women. Retarded men maybe, idiots for sure, but if you have even the slightest willpower and sense of intelligence all you have to do is say no to said women who try to manipulate you with their looks, it ain't hard.
Trying to fight of someone who is twice your height and 10x stronger than you on the other hand...
>except without proper punctuation
Yeah. Anyway keep thinking the way you do. It's clear nothing in this thread is ever going to change your mind, so keep being miserable and wondering what could have been.
>im just tired of some women just getting whats essentially a free pass to a workless, stress free life while i see so many men bust their asse
Where in the world do you live? Go to a poor country, or even a poorer region of a country, and you will see both parents working their asses off (and male and females in general) to survive (if they're not addicted to crack and/or arne't criminal already). Models from a poor background are stupidly rare.
not larping, I hate women too but I don't think they're some kind of uber-powerful witch that can control men's minds and have life on easy mode 24/7, that's just incel thought.
God that's so sexy
>Trying to fight of someone who is twice your height and 10x stronger than you on the other hand...
This is something no one wants to talk about. Women have the strength of a 12 year old boy. If you're a woman, unless you're packing mace or a gun or something, you're just fucking defenseless. Beyond that, if I have manual work to do around the house/property, well that's a whole lot easier in a man's body! I can pick up a whole table and carry it up the stairs if I need to. I couldn't do that as a woman. As a woman, I would have to rely on other people for some tasks that a man wouldn't blink at. That doesn't sound fun. I like being a man. I like being strong. I wouldn't trade that for tits that'll become saggy messes in a few years anyway.
Not reading all the posts ITT but even though a woman's life is objectively easier, I still wouldn't want to be one because they're overly emotional histrionic bitches
goddamn youre not even reading what ive written. im talking about women who know what theyre doing and are either attractive or are average but doll themselves up, get married to a rich guy who just pays for everything they want while they do nothing.
but yes i definitely agree with how women are treated in other, more oppressive countries. i come from an immigrant family and i see a lot of misogyny everywhere. but i just naturally assumed that we were talking about US women
my guy theres no way that you dont think men dont think with their dicks, ESPECIALLY men who have a lot of money to blow and can afford to be around beautiful women. put a hot girl in a room and men will go crazy
havent disputed a single thing ive said tho :) keep living in your own head. maybe go out into the world more
i live in nyc and have seen women come from shitty areas (though not crazy poor areas, but thats another discussion about class issues) who arent necessarily models but have definitely lived extravagant lifestyles and will marry rich bc theyre pretty and know how to attract men
>maybe go out into the world more
This is rich. Have a good day, user.
lmao im a native in queens and my dad is a taxi driver while my mom is stay at home
once again, maybe go out into the world more and experience something that isnt wherever the bubble youre living in is
based coping retard
My dude, just look at all the people you have to argue with in a single post. Do you feel right?
>p-people disagree with you so you HAVE to be wrong!!!
damn i know im on Yea Forums but holy hell. is that really what youre gonna grill me for? not a single point ive listed? lmao
Your points are all crap. And as someone who has been using this site for 13 years I've become really good at identifying dead-end conversations. Anyway good luck with all your.. stuff.
my points are crap yet you still havent went against a single one of them successfully!
>dead end conversations
hmmm maybe if you actually addressed any of them instead of just yelling "PEOPLE R AGAINST U SO UR WRONG" or "DUHHH I CANT READ THIS"
and let me guess "i dont have time for this!!!!" or "not worth my time!!!" lmao cope more and keep living in your own bubble big boy. youre probably way older than me yet i have way more life experience than
stop replying to the guy. he's clearly too comfortable in his own bubble and will keep dodging your points and just make passive aggressive remarks
Women are far more insecure than men and if you can’t see that I think that you must be retarded or have never talked to a woman or something. There are male issues and female issues, but being a female and being taught that your primary worth is as a sex object breeds an insecurity in women the extent of which most men will never feel, experience, or understand at all.
based
fuck me, for the millionth time:
im not arguing against this. im saying that if a woman realizes that men perceive her in a sexual manner, which they often do, she can very easily take advantage of said perception by doing literally what ive been saying for the past 500 fucking posts. everyone is insecure, but once a woman can break out of that insecurity and take capitalize that everyone sees her as a sex object, something that is often one of the most desired things in a man's existence, then she is powerful as fuck. whether she is average or a model
i honestly should im repeating myself so much and there are so many points that no one has even bothered to look at yet will act like theyre so superior. i need to stop procrastinating studying
She's an extreme anomaly. Besides, she has the body of a 45-year-old mother-of-four. You're hardly pedo for liking it.
>but i just naturally assumed that we were talking about US women
Okay well that's a fair point, but I was talking about all women, in the world. No offence but why are Americans so ameri-centric?
>my guy theres no way that you dont think men dont think with their dicks, ESPECIALLY men who have a lot of money to blow and can afford to be around beautiful women
Most rich men are smart, and smart enough to fuck expensive prostitutes, not marry them. It may seems like they have the power but getting fucked for a lot of money for your looks isn't empowering, it's just degrading as fuck lol
Must suck being American
>one place has 12
goddamn europe
Fuck off pajeet
Why would you even assume I'm from India wtf I'm from America where we don't fuck 12 year olds
her facial expressions piss me off
iphone? get vlc player.
BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
she looks like a smug bitch
oh no, she didn't have all 18 sun rotations!
>he thinks whether or not you should fuck a 14 year old depends on what the law says
based pedo morals
Why my weewee hard?
You smell bad.
What's her name again?
Posting real fat bitchkino
POST MORE CHUBBY CHICKS
Mega Milk
>after 40
Try 30 for women. Hell these days after 25 unless they take care of themselves.
i just want a slightly chubby gf who likes to be fed and feeling stuffed, is that too much to ask bros?
KCQa9d
>KCQa9d
motherless?
same user
Fuuuck I'M MARRIED HOES
>I just LOVE some thicc thighs!!!! What a baddie!!!
MORE
CHUBBY
CHICKS
NOW
One whose stomach doesn't roll over their waist.
Sorry your kind only jerks off to 2D shit
cringe
>last good post was over 22 hours ago
Fuck this thread.
Which post?
fuck u
only if ur the girl in OP's webm
its funy how he touches her like a virgin and he is impressed.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UP IM SO ALONE ITS NOT FAIR
user i see you here all the time
where are you from? how old are you? whats ur situation like? i wanna know more ab u
I'm a 23 year old NEET from the midwest that hasn't had a girlfriend since highschool. I hate myself and can't even look at myself in the mirror or make eye contact with another person. I go weeks at a time without talking to anyone even though I live with my parents. The loneliness hurts so bad and music is the only distraction
being honest w yourself and not self hating, are you ugly looking? and if so are you REALLY?
whats stopping you from taking a class or two at community college?
yeah and she is more "womanly" than half the 25 year olds.
>this entire post and its replies
hilarious how the people who have it the easiest will find a way to marginalize themselves. it's also sad that beta cucklords will defend this. lmao
i know that feel bro