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based of the based

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King Diamond never drew a dime

asphyx by quite some margin
consuming impulse is a nice thrash album but asphyx have one of the more underrated and consistent discographies in death metal not to mention last one on earth is nearly perfect

guys we need to fill the Anal Cunt Genius page with philosophical explanations about the lyrics.

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THE most based person in all of metal

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Whoa bro that'd be so fucking lit man hahaha fuck man

dude

lol

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YOU ARE INSAAAAAAANE
YOU ARE INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

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It seems Asphyxs first two albums are the best. I’ll have to take a listen and compare them to consuming impulse.

>pop

my voise is soooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

the band is based, great riffs and all, but I can't get past the vocals, someone help me

start being trve then you'll love them

Stop being a faggot. I can't see how any one could dislike King's vocals after the initial suprise of first hearing them. Take them for what they are. Not very powerful, but rather very well orchestrated and creepy sounding.

>consuming impulse is a nice thrash album

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?

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truly terrifying album

Great riffs but overall boring songs. Perfect music for studying.

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In a good way. Some of the sickest death metal around, putrefaction perfected

more atmoblack like this?

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You're a pathetic cunt if you need to ask that question. Fuck off and die.

I’ve never came close to find a similar album but Ustalost and Endlichkeit give me the same cold feelings

OUUUUU OIUUUUUU OUUGGH

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Based!

New thy art song tomorrow brehs

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it's not really that similar but might give you a similar feel

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Trashing my place to this
youtube.com/watch?v=J41NyvsQrFM

Thanks, I know to be ready if I smell it

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PRIDE OF THE NATION
A BEAST MADE OF STEEL

MF>KD

Totenrunen

Post top tier thrash albums

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LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN FROM DESTRUCTION FOUND

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Good god thrash metal is so boring

FLY HIGH
TOUCH THE SKY

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Weak bait.

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youtube.com/watch?v=B00_Oj_ykNs

Does /meal/ like Japanese homo metal?
youtube.com/watch?v=W6s41bYxYf0

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lads, is stoner metal worth it? I've barely heard high on fire and most known shit alike and sounds basically like hard rock with some sludge influences

stoner doom is stoner rock but slower and tuned to A
do with that what you will

A lot sounds the same but I love it.

I don't know about Japanese homo metal, but visual kei will always have a special place in my heart, if that's what you're asking.

yes

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>produced by a Jew
>mixed by a Jew
>still called a Nazi band over this album
Damn good album. For me, it's Raining Blood

proper 90s visual shock, not the gay modern shit

bands that onion sniffers will never understand
i'll start

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Damn straight! The most "recent" visual kei album that I like is dim and it was released more than a decade ago.

Lads

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So, what do we think of the new Rammstein song?

I agree. What should I be listening to if I feel this way?

black metal

Am I missing something or is this album just not very good?

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youtube.com/watch?v=g3BL6va-Lyw
Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

WE SAILED ACROSS THE SEA
ROWED FOR MILES AND MILES UPSTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=jpIIAffYstQ

>Am I missing something
yes, taste

any albums from other bands like pic related?

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listen to some destruction yo

Hard to compare with this classic black metal album

Insane - Wait and Pray
An album full of songs that could just as well be Show No Mercy B-sides, except with some broken English. Very fun record.
youtube.com/watch?v=yvcaB1Ugk-U

sounds really good

so is it only acceptable to like songs from that paste

Yasayuki is the embodiment of based Japanese retard
Blessed being of jap

more like z sides lol

>retard
English is not his first language. Doesn't mean he is retarded

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youtube.com/watch?v=EXfv2nJ6WT4

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What the fuck, the new Periphery is actually really good
I'm reliving my high-school prog nerd days here

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What did everyone think of the new Darkthrone? youtube.com/watch?v=i6h4b-Jm8iU

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Trist - Hin/Fort
Darkspace - Any album
Galdr s/t

Actually really digging this song and hope the rest of the album is as good.

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Anyone listen to the new Ocean album? Surprised it got so little fanfare since everyone (myself included) seemed to love Pelagial

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t. nu-male

Underrated

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they made a whole genre like this it's called thrash metal

It's technically a punk record but you should listen to Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing by Discharge.

Trying to get back into metal but I like stuff with personnality.
Anything that's not stale and by the numbers from the past 5 years?

Hot damn this is fucking good

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What kind of numale wanker do you have to be to call that squealing "creepy sounding".

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This.

Fuck king diamond

>King soimond

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Yes it's user
All Disgorge it's.

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Aspyhx

>Fuck king diamond

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>Fuck king diamond

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Listen to the songs "Abigail" and "Arrival" on repeat (or just your favorites). Try to sing along, it's fun. Especially if you bring a friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=RGJAo6twyGw

9/10

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you used an extra space and forgot the s.
here lemme fix that for you
>Fucking diamonds

>Fuck king diamond

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SOME TO ME BARTZABEEELLLLLLL

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Truly. One of the actual first death metal albums

Do NSBMfags hate Blasphemy?

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you're assuming there are people who listen to exclusively nsbm
which i doubt more than a few dozen exist in the entire world

>HEY
I SAID
>HEY

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I mean the ones who are actual nazis

dude almost died of fucking cancer let him enjoy his life

I fucking love Nergal, friendo

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Opus Nocturne is pretty fun

what a wonderful kind of day

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>still called a Nazi band over this album
Literally who says this.

mike shinoda recently had an interview with somebody and listening to reign in blood
reading the lyrics to angel of death he said he thought it was nazi glorification
what i find funny is that it sounds like he's never even listened to the album before which is embarrassing for somebody who is in a band that claimed to be metal at one point

There's that jewish guy in that movie, but even he said that Angel of Death was more likely agaisnt Nazis than in favor.

nu metal was a mistake

had a good kek at this

Why have an actual discussion when you can just onions post

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>Mentioning Nazis
>must be pro-nazi

Go listen to Dopesmoker

youtube.com/watch?v=rxrz6RPSww0

>tfw I unironically like this.

Help

Ok, maybe I'm late to the party, but I am currently listening to Lulu, and what the actual fuck are these lyrics lmao?
>The kitchen, with her knives splayed
>I will swallow your sharpest cutter
>Like a colored man's dick
What the Fuck??

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If a man wears a MAGA hat, you call him a Nazi, but Herr Hanneman adorns his guitar in Nazi related decals, and you claim he is against the Nazis. It kills you to know that Hanneman, like Hitler, did nothing wrong.

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>If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute
>Would you think less of me
NIGGER WAHT

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Post all the lyrics and I'll decipher them for you.

Like, I get "The View" memes aside, but man these are weird lyrics. Can you explain Pumping Blood at all?

hanneman and whatever he believed is irrelevant
the lyrics in angel of death depict a cartoonish villain josef mengele
i know jeff had a fondness for ww2 memorabilia

Pumping your blood
Pumping blood
Pumping your blood
Pumping blood
Pumping blood
Pumping blood
Pumping blood
Pumping blood
If I pump out blood in the sunshine
Oil on the wheel
That is blasted and busted away
A nail or a little piece of glass
A little piece of glass
A little piece of glass
Swarming like bees over the air
Off the pump off the thing
The blood that I'm pumping away
Off the pump
Off the thing
The blood that I'm pumping away
Off the pump
Off the thing
The blood that I'm pumping away
If I pump blood in the sunshine
And you wear a leather box with azaleas
And I pump more blood
And it seeps through my skin
Will you adore the river
The stream, the trickle
The tributary of my heart
As I pump more blood
And it seeps through my skin
Will you adore the river
The stream, the trickle
The tributary of my heart
If I'm pumping blood
Like a common state worker
If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute
Would you think less of me
And my coagulating heart
Waggle my ass like a dark prostitute
Coagulating heart
Pumping blood
Come on James!
Would you top me off
Would you top me off as I deepen a curtsy
While you yell out, "mercy"
We grow apart
Would you rip and cut me
Use a knife on me
Be shocked at the boldness
The coldness of this little heart
Tied up in leather
Would you take the measure
Of the blood that I pump
In the manic confusion of love
Supreme violation
Supreme violation
"Oh, ah, ah, ah Jack I beseech you"
"Oh Jack I beseech you"
Supreme violation
Blood in the foyer
The bathroom
The tea room
The kitchen, with her knives splayed
I will swallow your sharpest cutter
Like a colored man's dick
Blood spurting from me
"Oh Jack, Jack I beseech"
"Jack, I beseech you, I beseech"
In the end it was an ordinary heart
"Oh Jack I beseech you"

can anyone ITT translate these lyrics for me? Thanks in advance

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ayoooo

So is new tool song coming out tomorrow

Damn, now I feel bad for shitting on his recent works here all these years.

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>ctrl+f "the best head"
Whelp

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

how come this slaps so much
youtube.com/watch?v=F5f6u5IdWO4

>But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
>
>We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
>
>To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
>
>I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

>inb4 melodeath sucks, we all know this to be trve
is pic related one of the most based albums to practice 7 string with? This Mortal Coil and title track are fucking perfect to get used to it.
fellow axe-wielding faggots, what song or album did you first learn 7-string with?

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Megadeth ft. Alex Jones when? Apparently Jones interviewed him and is a fan.

>Death

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

Based
I don't like metal sorry

why not Covenant by Morbid Angel?
i don't even think Carcass used 7 strings just downtuned to B

it says "melodeath sucks"

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>lemodeath sucks

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Actually grew on me. Would listen to more talk of random bullshit over metal its pretty good

i liked this
finns do it right

Was he based?

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>GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M GONNA DRINK DIET COKE
Fucking amazing really.

based

>DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer DRGEDR bweer

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>DRGEDR WEWEW DRGEDR WEWEW DRGEDR WEWEW DRGEDR WEWEW DRGEDR WEWEW DRGEDR WEWEW

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eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

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what does this guy's [Stand] do?

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metal sucks >:)
Angel

Guys how do I get a GF who listens to metal

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shut up

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PEPE WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIKE

this is the slam death/grind equivalent of Rosetta Stoned

there's no such thing, just go gay. that way you don't have to deal with women and their drama, and you can find a boyfriend that actually has a good chance of having interests that aren't basic and thotty as fuck

Post based album reviews

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youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

listen to
Absolutely BASED.
>7 strings in '93
>BOOOOW TO ME FAAAITHFULLLY

*deathcore

Good god I want to bash her stupid attention whore face with a metal pole

*infogrind

The vocals in this album are so impressive

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>bands named after a generic biblical terms

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>bands named after generic medical terms

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What are you listening to brahs?

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Years since I saw that vid, still makes me laugh

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>tfw my dad's literal favorite artist since he was a kid
>tfw every Christmas he used to wake us up with "No Presents for Christmas"

Hi~! I love playful and witty banter while building relationships.
message me!

Need gf (male)
I want to do this too but with my man-pole

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There is literally no difference between the self called “metalheads” and the emo girls on you hs going through their rebellious face.

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The majority of women who listen to metal are now in there late 30s early 40s brah

>tfw 90s goth milf at my job keeps flirting with me

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This is unironically my favorite metal album of all time.

I dont like most of rob/white zombies other material but fuck me this is godly

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Is Behemoth /meal/ approved? If so, where i do begin?

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>/meal/ approved
lol hell no but they pretty rad. I think every Behemoth fan will tell you Demigod is their best album, and while I don't disagree, I personally like Pandemonic Incantations

Omg. Need metalhead milf gf

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yo all shook up arnt you baby?

Literally bought that movie just because of that album

Fuck me now I'm gonna listen to it

they're a bit too normie
not really sure why but they've always been one of the more popular extreme metal bands
and until the satanist none of their music was considered that good anyway

DO YOU HAVE TO OPEN GRAVES TO FIND SOMEONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH

this

this what everyone who posts about wanting a metal head girlfriend in these threads be like

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exanimateband.bandcamp.com/track/timeless-eternity-of-the-sea
>Black
>Prog
>Death
what do you guys think? all the songs were written by our friend that died and now were recording an album.

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good stuff, france has been killing it this year

>not going for it
gayer than Halford

Not to mention that they were going to kick Van Drunen out before Last One on Earth but he got drunk and recorded all the vocals while no one else was in the studio.

>not going for it
gayer than ghaal

Shes married to a special forces guy

Shes hot as fuck but it's not worth it

same

Carcass Necroticism has sick B-tune riffs

>reading the lyrics to angel of death he said he thought it was nazi glorification
The song doesn't go out of its way to vilify or glorify Mengele, it's just interested in the gory detail of what he did. But the reason he's worthy of being the subject of a Slayer song is because he's evil and shocking, just like Satan, demons, cannibals, witches, serial killers, disease, ritual suicide, and so on that make up the rest of the lyrics of the album.

you just reminded me of this one super hypocritical article I saw once on how nazi imagery was ok for thrash bands like slayer and metallica but not black metal
seriously check this shit out and die inside like I did
metalsucks.net/2018/04/11/nazi-imagery-why-watain-and-marduk-dont-get-a-pass-while-slayer-and-metallica-do/

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somebody needs to nuke metalsucks

why are all these blogs run by numales?

peak groove metal desu
>Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire
>The wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45
>True Death: 400 Horsepower of maximum >performance piercing the night
>This is Black Sunshine

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TOTAL DESTRUCTION
WALLS OF CHURCHES STAINED BY BLOOD
ALTARS BURNING IN THE FLAMES
THE DOOM CRIES OUT FOR INSANITY

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I can hear the duh duh duh duh in my head
Did you know the narrator is Iggy Pop? Based as fuck

Yeah. One of my favorite BM releases in the past few years

*squat
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
*Oh no… Not again!!
*THUNK
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MAYH-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*E-EURONYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH
*GRLSHSHSHS
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dabing
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL DEATHI-
*Aaaaaahhhhh-…..
*SSSHHHLLPP
*IT FUCKING HURTS
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r
*brap
*walks away

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Venom - Black Metal

You just get any girl and then show her that you're into that shit.

90% of the girls that are into metal are either fat, ugly or both

I LIKE JUICE

IT IS A PURE FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE

I will never be able to "unhear" that xD

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Hey guys my friends in a band, what are your thoughts on them?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=29ByGBGWuyU

I didn't listen to the video but they misspelled mansion.

maybe they went for the funny Tool ae thingy but didn't know how to do alt codes

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Without a doubt the gayest thing ive ever heard.
>my friends band
Sure kid

It's not bad but in my opinion it's fucking overrated.
Show No Mercy is so much better, to be honest friendos.

as long as we're getting opinions on bands "that we know" and are definitely not in, my Mom showed me these guys and introduced me to the guitarist
youtube.com/watch?v=sxl5F8zXA5M

Remember Thrash Metal?

It sucks.

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Thrash metal more like boring metal

>söydumb

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all thrash sucks besides nasty savage

thats not kill 'em all

>so dumb

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>finna

LEAVE THE HALL

The sound of a gun going off in your mouth

i literally had a dream about this thread with some of these exact posts

Wake up.

Like what?
>this is soyy
>BASED
>muh thrash

youtube.com/watch?v=k5WAgdwMHL4

Why is he rapping?

Is there a sexier voice in Metal than Sean Harris of Diamond Head?
youtube.com/watch?v=HOpHDRgbeIo
youtube.com/watch?v=KlzWZeIDINU

>it’s not my favorite therefore it’s overrated
Grow up. Have sex.

Kill yourself r3ddit tourist.

It happened in old thrash. Verbal Razors, Battery, Postmortem.

Morbid Angel is overrated garbage. Literally pop-punk of death metal.

everyone knows the sexiest voice in all of metal is the "we are connected" voice from pic related

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This band is so fucking bad.

Black metal is garbage though. Whatever these angry teenagers are gonna make songs about sucks.

Leave the hall.

They wrote a song for you. youtube.com/watch?v=hH5tVR2Z-rM

They cant play their instruments or write a good riff

Ill stick to good bands thanks anyways

imagine actually having opinions this objectively bad lmao Voivod fucking rips

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Exit the corridor.

Vanquish the vestibule.

You guys just have kiddie tastes. Vovoid are dogshit, they are shitty even for thrash. Keep deflecting.

evacuate the antechamber

youtube.com/watch?v=iyXqWzZ_8sM

That ending riff at 7:26 is one of the things Iommi's ever done.

Actually sounds like a legit Voivod song title. Good call m8.

Vacate the vestibule.

Best, i'm fucking drunk

Someone tell Geezer and the gang that's not how mirrors work

Does anyone else get pissed off at bands who continue to pump out endless split releases? You like a band, want all their material and they continue to pump out collabs with bands you don't give two shits about but are forced to endure because it's a package deal

Fuck splitshitters.

Mirrors were for cutting lines

Was seeing a 17 year old girl who was really into metal but to the point that it was cringy and it made me realize how lame everything about metal is. She unironically wore denim vests with patches of bands she didnt even listen to on it and listened to some shitty death metal all the time claiming she can't listen music if it's not brootal.

Based album

Eddie goes tranny.

>autistic metal loli gf
pretty sure you just described some user's wet dream

Transthrash Sucks.

Good choice, my brotha.

High on Fire is like perfect three-way marriage of stoner, thrash and Motörhead. It's great band, but the genre itself is filled with stuff, that has nothing to do with metal. I like Electric Wizard though.

I thought early Kyuss was pretty guud

If you like those bands with longer more melodic tracks with folky passages like Opeth and viking-era Bathory, you'd love this. Otherwise you shouldn't bother. We all like different subgenres anyway. It's not necessary to force down your throat something, that you don't like. That being said early Ulver along with Burzum and Drudkh, is what atmospheric black metal should sound like. The whole genre has gone to shit with all those bands without balls in the music. American atmospheric black metal was a mistake. Atmospheric black metal was best, when it wasn't called atmospheric black metal.

Most of teutonic thrash metal.

I've been really liking the whole punk Darkthrone and heavy metal Darkthrone. I'm gonna listen this, when I get to home from work.

teuto thrash has none of the NWOBHM influence that makes Show no Mercy so fun though

youtube.com/watch?v=VO3aMheFyyg

muh dick

I'd rather not have a metal gf because I'd just be irritated at her shit taste.
You guys are the only ones I can talk to about the sikk ass drumming Alex Hernandez did with Immolation. She would never understand.

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Well I don't know what genres you like, but here's some stuff, that I enjoyed:

Hoth - fun blackened melodic death metal from USA, that mixes some Darkthrone riffs with melodeath.

Havukruunu - finnish band, that fuses black metal Bathory with viking metal Bathory to make great lengthy songs. It's sometimes labeled as atmospheric black metal, but unlike that genre, this band actually has balls.

I'm seconding this. Oranssi Pazuzu is the only good psychedelic black metal band. It manages to fuse real psychedelia with real black metal, unlike all those "cosmic black metal" bands, which are just mediocre trash, that fail with black metal and aren't very "cosmic" either.

I know a pretty cute chick who's really into black metal, she even has some NSBM bands in her likes on facebook and posts Goatmoon songs on her wall like it's nobody's business, although most people don't know Goatmoon is a nazi band and those who know probably wouldn't care

I actually had 2 of them, but both of them were fucking insane. Now when I started writing this, I realized that my current gf listens nwobhm and power metal, but I don't feel like those genres can be called metal today, so I actually forgot. She also listens hip hop, pop and 80s-90s rock though.

>likes on facebook and posts Goatmoon songs on her wall

poseur

Nobody thinks this Sodom as more than mediocre album anyway, my memeing friend.

Destruction does. Listen to Destruction.

>but I don't feel like those genres can be called metal today
retard opinion

National gf is good. Whenever I start to get lazy with my political opinions, my gf starts speaking how she doesn't want muslims into our country, and how we have wise and great politicians in our national political party. Not joking. I love her.

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I know, but I don't feel. There's nothing wrong with them, and sometimes we listen those bands and go to gigs together. But just can't go to Sonata Arctica straight from listening some Bolt Thrower or Destruction. It just doesn't feel right.

All girls are facebook addicts.

Then all girls are poseurs

Eagerly awaiting a black metal band to release an album with Notre Dame burning as the cover art

Girls are pretty gay. Take the trap pill.

I'd just like to *snort* interject for a moment. What you're referring to as NSBM,
is in fact, National Romantic Black Metal, or as I've recently taken to calling it, NRBM.

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Most girls start listening stuff, that the guys that they get wet over listen to, or the bands that have sexy vocalist. That's just how the girls work. Nothing wrong with that. There's plenty of wrong with that though, if you do this as a male.

>But just can't go to Sonata Arctica straight from listening some Bolt Thrower or Destruction
fag
Sonata Arctica is GOAT

>I listened the big 8, and now I think, that I know that thrash metal is boring.

more like GOATSE

>thrash metal is boring and too light crap
>sodom is for soiboys
>death is gay
>I listen only brutal metal, that is the only real metal
>proceeds to listen to sonata arctica
state of /meal/

Pretty sure the the vocalist did that once on stage.

I like all kinds of metal 2bh because I'm not 15, Sonata Arctica's first 2 albums are non-stop sing-along goodness
I looked on MA if there's any band called GOATSE and there isn't, time to claim it

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Based vocalist.

Also Tony Kakko is a fan of X Japan so he's turbobased in my eyes

>I looked on MA if there's any band called GOATSE and there isn't, time to claim it
What would be good genre for a band called goatse?

strawpoll.me/17887452

How old are you cunts

Old enough to fuck cunts.

>he typed it out
also Powerslave

Dont. Most of them are used goods. Also keep in mind that they can choose anyone they want and you cant.

Look like this or kinda like this.

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what did famine mean by this
youtube.com/watch?v=SrMNObJwC8s
and why is it so fun?

Clearly 90% of the thread are 15 yo who go through black/death phase.

Destruction is shit. Easily the worst of Teutonic Trio.

15 years are still sucking on Metallica's tits

moron

anything Mark Prindle ever wrote
Mark Prindle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(infinte greater than signs) Scarrufi >>> Christgau

15 is the age when you think that Metallica sucks because it’s not the fastest and the heaviest band. Here black/death only phase starts.

pretending 80s metallica isn't good is babby's first metal pose, user.

Thinking Metallica is good is babby's first metal phase.

Care to explain your opinion? Imo modern Kreator is the worst of the three with their 2 latest albums. Too melodic, not enough thrash. Latest even had symphonic elements. It feels like they've run out of steam. Destruction and Sodom are still good. According to their latest ep, the Sodom album later this year is going to be legendary.

Yes. You like Metallica when you start listening to metal and then again when you’ve listened to a lot of metal.

my autistic ranking
Kill em All > MoP > RtL > Justice > the rest
Lightning is great but has problems imo. I always found Fade to Black emotionally unconvincing, and I stop the album before Call of Ktulu most of the time.
what is it with Metallica and extremely skippable Lovecraft songs

I don't like any Metallica songs.

why do all these trendhoppers who flirt with nazi stuff flock to C rate shit like Goatmoon? Branikald, Gontyna Kry, Absurd, all much better and more original

I didn't like Metallica when I started listening metal, when I was twelve. I don't like Metallica now, when I'm 30. I don't hate the band. I just think, that it's just ok. I don't mind listening to it from radio, but I don't feel that I have reason to buy their albums or go to their gigs. I can respect the band for being important figure in development of thrash metal, but their music doesn't have the thing, which makes me want to listen to it. I do listen and enjoy thrash metal though.

NEW THREAD

Kreator, Sodom and Destruction are all overrated just because they're German (DUDE! SO EXOTIC! MÜH SEPÜLCHÜRAL TEÜTONIC RIFFS! hitler was german so germany is cool!)
all three bands laid a block in the development of death/black metal and then got boring as fuck for their next 20 albums, with none of the emotional scope or atmospheric weirdness of early Slayer/Metallica. having generic raspy vocals doesn't make them any "heavier" than American thrash.

Who said modern? Kreator is now playing some mild radio thrash which I still like though. But early Sodom and Kreator evaporates Destruction completely. Since Nuclear Winter and Pleasure to Kill Destruction sucks by all parameters, riffs and especially vocals which are laughable: some NWOBHM random high pitches on the first records and “generic mid 80s thrash” on later records.

One of the most based metal artists still in the industry. He only sold out ONCE, and then he went straight back to other shit.
Great musician as well.
Melissa best album.

>He only sold out ONCE
When?

The german trio aren't legendary, because they are german, but because they have style, that is vastly different from american thrash. They are as fast as Slayer, but still have Celtic Frost and Venom influences. Listen more metal bands from different subgenres, so you can actually understand it.

>some NWOBHM random high pitches on the first records
This is what makes them unique. I like it.

Post examples of Dinosaur Metal

Destruction was good on RFA, when they got a 2nd guitarist to make everything less incredibly boring

GIVE ME WIIIIIINGS TO FLY
RIDE THE SKY

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I bet theres a wacky jared dines/steve-t djent youtube cover-core version of Everyone Do The Dinosaur

I do, but I'm a weeb so take it for what it's worth. I even like some Moi Dix Mois every now and then

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