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Literally the only positive on Consvming Impvlse is Van Drunnen's vocals, which have far more range in his Asphyx stuff anyway. A five year old can come up with the boring riffs that plague this album.
based buttrock blacklist
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deathrash
pirate metal edition
Thoughts on Bathory?
Do you guys like Lamb of God?
10/10 incoming
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Never liked than although I follow the vocalist on Instagram. I really like his writing style
footage of me bumping the new nocturnus album 1 month in the future
It's shit, brah.
Kek
What are the best New Wave of Old School Death Metal bands? There a lot of ones out there like Gruesome that are just really generic so I want to see what you guys have found.
>pretty much every power metal band banned
based
>Why yes, I DO think Spheres is the best Pestilence album, how did you know?
Zealot Cult
Rude
and that's it
have sex
i have an erection now
xD
upvoted
based, first 4 albums are kino
The vocals are trash. He's too old I guess.
Favourite Manilla Road album?
>every album is guitar, bass, drums, vocals
Damn, why's metal so boring when it comes to timbres and instrumentation?
This is bad.
this album has a sax sometimes
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[spoiler]you faggot[/spoiler]
>You like Pestilence? Their early work was a little too generic for my taste. But when Testimony of the Ancients came out in '91, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Death, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '93, Pestilence released this; Spheres, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Personal Energy". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
I could try and trick myself into answering anything other than Crystal Logic, but it would be a fat lie. Crystal Logic stands on a league of its own.
>They've been compared to Death, but I think Huey
ya blew it
MY MIND
TELLS ME I'M
LOST IN NECCRRROOOOOPPOOOLLLIIIIISSSSSS
absolutely and unironically based
surface-level buttrock garbage gets in the way of actual discussion of metal, the average metal listener is incapable of appreciating real metal and anyone who wants to discuss it should be excluded from the big boy table and publicly shamed IRL for their shit taste
I honestly think mods should implement the same thing here and should filter all those band names to auto-ban any newfag who mentions them
hey guys what's your favorite metallica album?
this shit right here should be a bannable offense
hey guys what's your favorite iron maiden album?
For Whos Advantage probably
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This is the apex of metal, nothing before or after will ever compare.
Brave new world
suck my dick r**dit
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>>>/reddit/
have sex
I come to these threads hoping to find and discuss something new, overlooked or forgotten. Not circlejerk the same fucking 50 big name bands for the 500th time.
hi! i just started getting into metal. could i get some recs? :) i listen to black sabbath, iron maiden, metallica, judas priest, megadeth, pantera, blind guardian, edguy, gloryhammer. where do i go from here? tried slayer but they are too harsh for me :(
what is this?
Hey guys, listen up.
Did you know that popular bands suck?
listen to altars of madness until you like it
I know this is a controversial question for us metalheads but I have to ask, METALLICA or MEGADETH?? You must pick only one!!!! haha
banned and restricted list from r/metal
>BANNED status means nothing is allowed to be posted except for new material within the first two weeks of release. RESTRICTED status means the most popular songs from a band will be scrutinized and possibly removed.
only good CC album
or
ugh. sorry sweetheart, but you're wrong. I advise you to try having sex. that should help you out :)
Oh boy that's a doozy! Personally the vocals are too harsh for me though. I like Iron Maiden the best! What is an Iron Maiden album that no one else is heard?
no
GOD i fucking LOVE power metal
>mfw Blind Guardian or Sabaton plays
FEAR OF THE DARK
FEAR OF THE DAAARRK
I HAVE A CONSTANT FEAR THAT SOMETHING'S ALWAYS NEAR
FEAR OF THE DARK
FEAR OF THE DAAAAARRK
I HAVE A PHOBIA THAT SOMEONE'S ALWAYS THERE
\m/ fuck yeah, love this tune!!!! \m/ UP THE IRONS!!!
have sex, sweetie
go away faggot
>tfw even when i was 16 and into power metal i couldnt listen to either of those
I don't think I ever listened to an entire album, don't have the patience for that zzzz. But I have listened to individual songs from their classics! Number of the Beast, Run to the Hills, The Trooper, Fear of the Dark... you know, the important stuff ;)
Still avoiding the Blaze Bayley albums. Everyone says that they are terrible, lol.
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Is this real metal bros?
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man this thread is shitty
gonna post spurdos until it isn't
Oh alright, I get it.
I mean I think it's retarded but then again it's in reddit so it shouldn't surprise me.
Ow wow. I didn't know that Iron Maiden had a different vocalist. That kind of makes me sad like the time when Cliff Burton from the heavy metal band, Metallica died. RIP Dimebag.
Honestly I actually do like Sabaton and I don't really understand why so many people on Yea Forums seem to greatly dislike them
Is it the music? The subject matter?
Personally I find their music to be way too cheesy. They can have moments of quality, but overall they're unbearable.
>man this thread is shitty
>let me make it shittier by spamming shit that everyone has already seen
you are worst than any shitposter
>spurdos are worse than the usual bait posts
cringe
have sex
Now that the awful shitposters have gone to bed, let's discuss Metallica and our wives boyfriends
Wtf does that mean?
If you weren't an incel you'd know :)
based
Maybe you should give the album a chance first.
Man I know this is bait and I've seen it a million times, but those fucking smileys are the most obnoxious thing lmao
Is Voivod any good?
He's propositioning you for sex.
Start with Dimension Hatröss. If you like it n want more, listen to the next albums for more progressive stuff, and listen to the previous albums if you want more trashy stuff.
ok /metal/, i think i can finally say that i'm done listening to the dm classics, now i ask you lads for recs on good fresh dm
Sounds homosexual.
no, dont develop your taste just listen to the essentials forever
it would be yea
don't be homophobic user
gender and age don't matter to love
the vocals were always trash
/metal/ and r/metal must have a lot of overlap
I can't tell if this is bait or not, due to the high levels of shitposting in this thread.
fuck that shit dog turn on some fucking Slayer
voivod is great
listen to them and decide how you feel about it, its a kind of challenging band to get into
This but unironically.
Ripped To Shreds, Obliteration, Blood Incantation, Bölzer, Triumvir Foul, Pissgrave, Acephalix, Gatecreeper, Of Feather And Bone, Howls of Fuggin Ebb.
Bow, you shits.
Must've been the wind, anyway listen to prog.
Is there any metal my 70 year old aunt would be into?
Anaal Nathrakh
this is bad
dis shit gay pleighboi no cap on god gay nigga metal nigga sound like a bitch
im gonna lynch you
Tourist here, this album makes me feel like i'm on a trial in hell by a cruel inquisitor as he condemn me to live eternally in pain.
More like that feel?
Any BTS album will simulate being in hell
Gerogerigegege
Me too buddy, but i'm off to work now so can't stay and enjoy the same 50 big names for the 500th time. Listen to pic.
Old Lady Drivers
they were significantly better than this
Listening to their debut album. Sounds like early Slayer and Metallica.
Blue Holocaust is good shit.
We lost the top pic, metalbros.
Post christpilled metal
I like entry level metal debate me
pissgrave acephalix and gatecreeper suck
of feather and bone were better as a hardcore band instead of generic cavernshit
ripped to shreds is actual redditor shit
4/10 rec
fuck yeah it is, i hope you've heard vomi noir
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basically blue holocaust but without the drum machine
Fenriz has made a Spotify metal/punk playlist
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I was checking it out earlier, there's some good picks on there, as well as some weird ones.
based
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this shit sounds like mortician
Hey that's not chrispilled :(
But this is
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give hellhammer riffs
>to live eternally in pain.
By listening to plain garbage like Altars of madness forever
kys
How new do they have to be to be new wave? Undergang are pretty good
Thrash sucks
melodeath sucks
why is it such a meme to worship this album? the bass drums sound like tupperware.
Abominations was better
metal sucks
metalsucks sucks
sucks metal
more like metalcucks
>tfw the vocals on the new nocturnus album suck dick
For me, they feel too repetitive. You've heard one their song -- you've heard them all
I find myself listening to AJFA mostly so probably that, but objectively RTL is probably their best work.
Not as based as Schizophrenia posting, but still based.
>Escape - Metallica
huh
Behold guys!
One of the best Death Metal tracks ever made:
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bathory
burzum
dark throne
morbid saint
king diamond/mercyful fate
pestilence
You're tellin me a band named disgorge isn't a d-beat band? What a waste
super cheesy and unimaginative music
also their fanbase is annoying, but that's only a bonus
Listen to that shit little faggot.
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is based punkbro in here? drop some fastcore thanx
I already did. It's ok I guess
This sounds exactly like what a band with that logo would sound like
Rec me goregrind albums that sound similar to Carcass.
Right on Time by The Brothers Johnson
if you like Mgła you should absolutely check out Kriegsmaschine, it's a project of Mgła guys. Slightly different musically speaking and it's not as popular as Mgła, so if you don't like them because you think they're overrated then maybe Kriegsmaschine won't trigger you that way
Covenant is easily their best album
I'll check it out
One of my favourite metal bands.
Kill 'Em All
Did you heard his new song? Sounds pretty good.
AJFA is literally what got me into metal, so it's a personally significant album. It still has plenty of my favourite Metallica songs also.
What does Filosofem mean?
philosopheme
general surgery first couple albums
early regurgitate
early aborted
exhumed
early haemorrhage
dead infection kinda but they have their own style
A L S O
gruesome stuff relish
frightmare
splatterhouse
altar of giallo
xysma
necrony
pathologist
i keep forgetting shit haha
look up pathologic goregrind, that'll also help
>he fell for the Altars is good meme
lmao
t. contrarians
GOTTEM
GHOULS and immortal rites are mediocre songs and the rest of the album is garbage. You know it's true
Don't you lot get tired of talking about Altars of Madness in any capacity constantly?
No. We only talk about classic albums here.
Give me your filthiest doomy riff
What do you guys think about Machine Head? The Blackening damn near blew my head off as a pre-teen but I never really got into the band past that point
why is this image saved as a gif?
Indeed. I think tonight shall be an after work grind listening session.
What's your definition of a good OSDM album?
A L T A R S
>mfw the divebomb hits
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Any albums similar to pic related?
Good question, user.
ok, that's the first time I laughed at soiface meme, good job user
Hank Williams III - Straight to Hell
Speedboozer is more metal Driller Killer
Speak english ya fucking chink
true, with less d-beatery
Nigga that's gay
Mmm, anyone got some badass ding dong diddly metal that's based and ain't finna make me cringe like Vinnie Vegas in the smokey, sweltering, sweaty summer of 1992 A.D.?
Yes, it's even on the playlist
>one Burzum song
>two Kiss songs
Unholy - From the Shadows
This, by far. It's still one of my favorite classic albums in general.
I AM THE TABLE
Blind Guardian is great, wtf is wrong with you people
For me, it was Elvenking
>metallica is coming to my city in December
>only just found out
>check for tickets online
>3 left for general admission
>310 dollerdoos for a ticket
>already spent my pay for this fortnight
Bogus
BOTCHAMANIA
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
battalions of fear is their only good album
vio-lence is back together and has played two shows so far, they still sound pretty good too.
guessing chances of a world tour are slim though, but one can dream
Do we like this?
New Helheim is out. Anyone heard it? I put it up on Slsk. Will play it later.
to the depths, in degradation
fix it in post
>Vio-lence
shi-t ban-d
cringe
put an anime girl or cute asian one to actually make your point
saving this roastie only makes you seem more retarded
also cringe
lose weight
It's definitely okay.
oh, it's actually ambient black metal? That cover is some Nightwish looking shit, glad to hear the music isn't. Will give it a listen
Y I K E S
d-ie in-cel
You're only missing out on a bunch of shit from Hardwired and a couple classics, it's ight
>these "we" shitters
falsies like you shit me up the fuckin wall. if you liked it just say so, do you really need everyones approval?
What did I think of it?
What did we think of this here post?
yeah i know dude, i just really wanted to hear and see tallica live and in the flesh.
i only really like kill 'em all & ride the lightnight anyway
>first 5
FTFY
I actually never got past Blood, Fire, Death. Are their 90s albums any good?
nothing wrong with hammerheart
bathory is great
This is definitely 10/10, and the utter height of epical grandeur.
And this is the best song on the album desu.
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holy shit lmao i need to listen to this. i've ignored peste noire beyond la sanie
why does a white nationalist promote the niggerfication of western culture
Peste Noire has two gimmicks: being far-right and adding elements from different genres into their music, especially modern rap, sometimes with laughable result. If not for these two reasons, they wouldn't be even half as well known
Hammerheart is the best album
I know. It IS that awesome. You can close your mouth though, lest it gets too dry and thirsty.
they're "outsiders" or some bullshit
famine's retarded
soiposters consume (You)s, stop giving it to them
ONE TOUCH FROM YOUR GENTLE FINGERS
AND I WANT TO BE YOUR WHORE
A FOUL DIRT-CAKED SHIT-PANTSED WHORE
That album showed up in my recommended a week ago. I was not satisfied.
Pantera is still the best metal band in history, try to prove me wrong
bros...
oh S H I T
thanks dude
I won't, because opinions are not facts.
Do you regularly browse that piece of shit website, or did you look up nu-male on google? Either way, why are you doing these things?
Barcass
I'm assuming that's me, been called that at least once before.
How fast do you want it?
There was an ancient hardcore (grind kinda) band from Belgium called Disgorge, more dbeaty compared to the us, mex, dutch and australian ones.
Where all the Chart Nibbas at today?
what for
gimme something catchy
Whatever man, I like seeing people's opinions on weird genres layed out in chart form. There was an excellent pornogrind one up last week that I forgot to save unfortunately.
ah i see
this ones mine
>something catchy
Japanese it is.
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These Finnish bastards too.
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Pic kinda related, fastcore compilation, not as catchy as the Japanese stuff, but it has like 99 bands or something, bands from all over the place.
sweeeeet
speaking of slight slappers, you got their split with 324 saved anywhere? soulseek got nothin
Pastor of Muppets
War Metal
zoomer mode
Nah sorry, that 7" flexi was never for sale to begin with. Freebie at some release party for both bands.
BUT i might be able to get it, i know some of these elitist people on slsk with insane private shares.
oooo shit
please do, i love everything 324
Bait. I hope.
>Far right
>Rap
They seem confused.
Yes.
No promises and it might take some time.
>They seem confused
No they aren't, we told you Famine and his weird ukrainian friends are memes, why didn't you listen?
>Motherfucker making NSBM with reggae influences
Why the fuck would I listen to a nigger like you?
You are right, why would you.
Please keep listening to funni bald frenchman hiphopper of aryan race instead.
Master of Puppets
Ride The Lightning, it's still so much fun for me
The latter. I was looking for an epic meme face to post at someone but changed my mind.
Check out the RYM discussion page for this album if you want a laugh
They got big off their first album because tourists love when black metal tries to revert to rock music.
The most overrated album in existence
Tourist here, what's with the blacklist? Is it because the bands are shit or because they're all people would talk about otherwise?
because they've already been talked about too much in the opinion of the autistic mods
meh
>vocalist is a thot
wasn't expecting that
black metal would never exist without blues (I'm skipping the entire history of rock and metal here, but you're all familiar with it anyway), and blues is negro music. If you want to go full aryan, you should listen only to classical and folk, not even all kinds of classical and folk.
It doesn't matter if you make racist rap or black metal, your music is BLACKED from the start
The one with the crosses n shiet
Holy shit, thank you so much for this album. This is exactly my kind of jam. Any other recs like this? What manilla road album should I listen to next?
I'm really fucking wondering, what the absolute fuck is Fenriz doing with Darkthrone? The new track literally sounds like fucking nothing at this point. WHY?! Why the FUCK are they doing this?! They could just play normal fucking black metal and instead they're living off their "unholy trilogy" fame and doing jack fucking shit with their sound, turning it into unbearable WANKERY, what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
shut up varg
W2c one of this “bat with spikes” things? I want one for my apartment t bh
don't tell me what do you or I'll mock you with a chipmunk voice and block you on youtube
no shit, they're doing this for at least 20 years now
>Wintersun
>Dissection
>Carcass
>banned
Oh I forgot, the only thing allowed in this board is DuDe RiFfs LMAO (poor production, sloppy, unrhythmic riffage)
Is pic related the new Benchmark for Melodic death metal music?
To be fair, Fenriz owes you nothing. He can do whatever he wants with his band.
Yes, and we can criticize him however we want. That said, you can't expect some boomer postman to make amazing albums all his life, you should just cherish early Darkthrone and move on, at least that's what I do
>nearly all big melodeath bands are banned but Dark Tranquillity isn't
Huh
Well of course you can criticize him, you can even call him a faggot if that makes you feel any better.
Yeah i agree, if you don't like it, move on. Plenty of fish in the sea so to speak.
I hope Fenriz makes a Darkthrone noisecore album one day.
>listens to Crimson once
have you heard this? Might just be me connecting them because of the similar covers but
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lmao
its my favorite jazz album
Is this album really that bad or does it just upset trannies so much? It is currently the lowest rated album on RYM
With an album cover like that I’d give it a 0 too
it's probably both
the newest havok upset quite a few people as well but is a more highly regarded band
It's just mediocre stoner metal with shitty lyrics
Going to see Dying Fetus tonight for the first time what should I expect?
probably some hardcore influenced death metal if i were to guess
The weird guitar-dance Gallagher does when he does vocals. Pretty funny.
i used to like them in middle school, most of their new stuff is bad, but their first 2 albums are pretty good
kek
cranial impalement is slam kino
Can i get some recs for Slam thats actually good?
So far I've got Katalepsy and Devourment
analepsy
short bus pile up
7 h. target
byonoisegenerator
party cannon(meme band)
rendered helpless
oops lol
literal toilet vocals
why are there three disgorges that play virtually the same music
slam is supposed to sound like literal shit lmao
thanks bro Short Bus Pile Up sound fucking nasty so far
good shit man
i like the vocals to sound like poo because poo is funny
and theyre all from different countries that speak different languages too
well sir i cannot argue with that
>tfw the entirety of Slam's existence has just been an attempt to replication Repudilation to varying degrees of success
wrong, its been an attempt of recreating that one riff in liege of inveracity
weird, i just read a review for an Abominable Putridity album that said that too. and id never noticed it before but yeah you're right
i remember a few weeks ago some idiot thought tony iomi "invented" slam in sabbath bloody sabbath because there was a kind of slow palm mute part
I've been putting off listening to this one for a very long time just because I thought the artwork looked dumb.
4 songs i and it's pretty good.
Guitars are good as shit. the singing isn't the best I've heard but it sounds believably despaired.
Is Metal Archives any different to how it was half a decade ago? Is there any point in using it again?
if you like the singing, which it sounds like you dont, try asphyx lmao
based, the only problem is that they get cheesy too soon but still they bring good memories to me.
>because I thought the artwork looked dumb.
That artwork is epic as shit
>the singing isn't the best I've heard but it sounds believably despaired.
>not liking the vocals
I’m one of those fags that pretty much hates all the vocals that metal bands were using in the 80’s but the vocals in this are one of my favorite vocals in metal ever
I am ashamed that i did not Manowar till now. May the gods have mercy on me.
yes, the singer made asphyx, which is fitting because his singing sounds like hes asphyxiating
I didn't say I didn't like them. They are fitting, just not the best I've heard.
True but the world of death and thrash metal has seen far worse vocals than that
Got it. Still butthurt about the fact that you think the artwork looks dumb tho
Whats the catchiest metal song?
>True but the world of death and thrash metal has seen far worse vocals than that
oh, i meant all that in a good way. i like the vocals, he sounds like hes dying, thats fucking metal
you suffer by napalm death
>yes, the singer made asphyx
asphyx have a complicated history
they started with a different vocalist and made an album but didn't release that until AFTER The Rack and Last One on Earth with Van Drunen recording the vocals
Kek
I go with the classics and say Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
anything by sabbath
Ahhh, they don't make 'em like that anymore
...
Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
So what is wrong with another sin?