This is Billie Goat Gruff

Quickly get in the car!

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You do realize that she's a virgin, right? Why would she do heroin?

you do realize the two things are unrelated, right?

>she's a virgin
Citation needed

She's 17.
Her image is all an act.

thats not a citation
>On average, young people in the United States have sex for the first time at about age 17, but do not marry until their mid-20s
guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/american-teens-sexual-and-reproductive-health
this is

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Best in da biz

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Cuz she is lucky

Based Gibi

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>blue hair
because if she had normal person colored hair it'd be way more obvious her music is basic

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could it be more obvious?

It's not blue here. Explain yourself faggot

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is that her
>normal person colored hair
in your picture? explain yourself faggot

It's Princess Billie yes

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What genres do Yea Forums think she will go on to invent as her career develops?

She gets blacked often

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she's a pro at the thousand-cock stare.

Zero, stop being a retard

da hoe got sum lungz mayne bitch blows like a pro knawmsayin beccy mouf open fo bidness dis snowflake thirsty ma nigga

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MAKE HER DRINK THE CUM SAUCE.

>remove intro and outro, tracks 5-9 and 12
>make the production more edgy, experimental, distorted bass and synth-heavy
>give the girl vocal lessons so she can sing out like Kate
Ahhhh, perfect trap pop album.

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Billie Eilish is 21 years old.

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Source?

She's four years younger than her brother. Her bro looks like he's already in his mid to late 20s.

she has a big tongue

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Some user posted a screen cap from iTunes that was from late 2015, don't got it.

>looks like he’s mid 20’s
He’s 21

She wasn't signed until 2016, why would they have a screencap from 2015?

because she's an industry plant. holy shit how come yall dont get it.

You don't have to be signed to a big label in order to sell your music on Apple's service.

And who are the group of industry professionals behind her?

Dude was a victim of child molestation, he should know better. smdh

Why are you shaking your dick head to it then?

But that’s how it usually happens. Most sexual predators were molested.

Allegedly.

Fucking commies man.

Kys

She was signed before Ocean Eyes blew up. Think about it. There are millions of songs on SoundCloud, why was hers the one which got big?

She's the best thing to happen to music in a very, very long time

Why does it matter that she never earned the place she's in now? The music under her name is sure as shit better than most of the other music on the radio so i really don't mind. It's honesly pretty catchy

.25 has been deposited in your account

So, are you retards just in love with Lorde 2.0’s looks or is the music actually ok? I mean, she does cite Lana Del Ray as a major influence.

she doesn't do drugs why does she look drugged in every photo thats corny as fuck

>Why does it matter that she never earned the place she's in
Well at least you are admitting it
You are wrong about the rest though, her songs are pretty much trash, even Halsey is better.
Catchy? Sure but so is gonorrhea, I don’t want that either

because she's basic af and the no-smiling thing and blue hair is the only thing that gives her edge

:')

Gina is so cute.

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This!

She isn’t an industry plant. She isn’t label controlled or made. It’s literally just her and her brother making music, all Interscope does is distribute.

yea ight

Ha ha ha

she looks like a jew

Citation needed

there's something evil about her

she looks like she f____ _____ ____

That's because she is.

What evidence is there for her being label-controlled?

We all know it's generic boring crap made with a fake depression image made to pander to edgy 15/16 yr olds.

Her brother sold her out to the Jews for money and fame.
Little does he know that dooms her to a guaranteed drug overdose death in the next few years.
what a good brother

Dude your so retarded...

It’s one thing to not like her music, which is fine, to each their own. It’s another thing to construct a series of conspiracies so you don’t have to believe a teenage girl can make music. The amount of vitriol being thrown at a teenage girl by grown ass men is frankly insane, especially considering the amount of false information being spread about a completely harmless pop artist. Let’s break down some of the crazier things tons of people on Reddit are saying...

‘Her parents are heavily connected in the industry and she’s only famous because they’re famous.’

Oh really, who are her parents? Are they house hold names? Wait, no, they’re low level actors with a few bit parts to their name and one low budget movie they made together. The biggest role either of her parents have gotten is voice acting on Mass Effect 2. They’re not record producers, they’re not famous musicians, they’re not elite media types. They’re unknown artists who probably have less clout in the industry than a small town radio DJ. You’re telling me they had enough power to make her music career go off, but not enough to make their own careers go off?

(1/2)

‘Her music and image are formed by her label, she’s made by a committee.’

She co-writes and makes all her music with her brother in his small room in their parents modest, middle class house. Need proof? Here you go. They’re weren’t uber wealthy before her career took off, and they’re not controlled by their label. If anything, they’re more intimate and more authentic than 99% of musicians out there. How many musicians do you know that don’t record in a studio, but in a small bedroom? That’s more DIY than the majority of indie bands. She also has strong creative control over her videos, and even directed one of them. And if the studio is dictating her fashion and style, why does she wear gigantic clothes and chunky sneakers (the same clothes she wore before she was famous)? She very specially avoids sexualizing herself like all female pop artists do (which is also fine).

If your only real argument for her being an industry plant is that her label has promoted the shit out of her through interviews and music videos, duh genius, that’s what record labels do. That’s their job. Having the full support of her label doesn’t make her a ‘plant.’ They’ve done this with every major artist in history. By this logic The Beatles, The Clash, and Queen are ‘industry plants.’

The irony of people singling in on an artist who co-creates all of her music with her own brother (with no other writers and producers), does it by themselves in a small bedroom, and calling her ‘inauthentic’ is astounding. For years Redditors complained about pop stars with 50 songwriters contributing to each song, and finally a pop star comes along who writes all her music with her brother, and they throw a fit.

(2/2)

What it comes down to is grown men believing a teenage girl is incapable of making authentic music and must be the product of famous parents and a record industry creating her out of thin air. It’s sad, and frankly sexist at this point. When Arctic Monkeys blew up as teenagers and were heavily promoted by their label, no one claimed they were ‘inauthentic’ and an ‘industry plant.’

Dislike her music all you want, just don’t parrot lies and half truths because you can’t believe a teenage girl can create hit music.

(3/2)

this: youtube.com/watch?v=Cm0MGnuRnH0
she almost didn't exist in 2017, yet vanity fair did this type of a video about her almost like if they were sure that she was going to be a huge commercial success
Sudden change of appearance, look at her first music video, she looked like a pop star princess, maybe a little bit like an art hoe, and right now she dresses like a total edgelord and talks with a nigger accent
Why? Because that's trendy as fuck
Also she got signed to a record label right after she posted her first song on soundcloud, without any live experience whatsoever

2019s Sky Ferreira. Nobody will care in 2 years

Doesn’t mean she’s controlled by her label.

Holy shit this gif always makes me wet.

>”she didn’t sell out her world tour, label scalped the tickets!!!”
Explain pic related.

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sky was great don't put her on the same level as this ho

Nope

>Change the entire album
Ahh, it's good now.

Dick sucking lips

Ariana also sells out stadiums.

All this proves is, planting via mass marketing and social media clout works.

I didn’t say she was, I applauded user for admitting she hasn’t earned her spot
You came along yapping about
>no industry control
>just her and her bro, man
>Interscope just distributes
Points which I requested citation for
Got any?

>tfw mouth fetish
Please more.

>Dude your so retarded...
ha ha ha

That’s a lot of words to say nothing
You get paid by word count?

I wish lewd billie was legal.

oof/yikes/have sex

Is that the girl whos the next Beth Giboons? screencap this, youll see im right ;)

She is in Canada.

retard

Moar!

I've lived in Canada my entire life and just now looked up the age of consent and it's 16. What the fuck. Always thought it was 18.Oh well, at least I can stop feeling guilty after feeding this semen demon now.

Perhaps but why accuse Denzel of sexually exploiting her? He's a good guy and it seems pretty out of character for him to take advantage of a teenage girl.

>underage
>but pedophilia for sure doesn't exist in Hollywood goy

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Yeah it really does seem out of character for a rapper to have casual sex with a teen. I mean they aren’t even married and Denzel would bring shame on the entire rapper community if he didn’t honor her chastity. If there is one thing rappers care about it’s their reputation and I’m sure Denzel would be embarrassed if people started thinking he was having casual sex so everyone saying that they have been intimate just sounds really naive to be honest.

Until 2008 the AOC in Canada was 14.

There's a pretty substantial difference between fucking a 20-year old hoe, and fucking a 17-year old underage girl.

She could probably deepthroat a horse

That looks like a pretty small stadium.

17 is legal in most states

Let's not act like Billie isn't a hoe anyway

i would give my entire life savings to get an mp4 of that

Billie Eilish is 21 years old.

Care to provide some evidence?

She's a terrible performer. Showed up over a half hour late to her Coachella set and forgot the words to her songs.

But hey, can't expect much from a teenage industry plant.

Can you provide solid evidence that she was actually born in 2001? Birth Certificate? Driver's License?

Here's an article from 2013 which states her brother's age as 16:
heartlandfilm.org/26800/

He's four years older than Billie. Why would the parents lie about their kids' ages before either of their kids became famous?

I want to give her a hug and talk about nietszche,

>heartlandfilm.org/
ha ha ha

What's wrong with this source?

>b**ches be bopping it, bow down and popping it
>Dropping it in her esophagus
>She get so nasty, in public she classy
>Perhaps she is able to swallow it

Def the kind of man who respects women.

That second post you quoted was pure sarcasm.

I'm aware.

In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
youtu.be/PsfcUZBMSSg

do yo think she listens to blues, anyone bin her disc drive yet?

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She's the female replacement for X. That's literally why her image changed so abruptly. Interscope didn't know what do do with her until after X died so, given that she and X had been friends, decided to turn her into a female X clone.

Unless she owns her masters, she'd a label slave.

It wasn't a bad album, just very lackluster.

nice fake news.

>hurr anything I dont like is fake
retard

I hate this ugly bitch
>inb4 have sex
I have a gf who's hotter than this poser

Denzel is way too good to sacrifice himself for a talentless industry plant.

that's a man and he will never successfully convince anyone that he's anything but

Yeah but it's still a scummy thing to accuse someone of fucking/raping someone who's still considered underage without any evidence.

Shit

Gina is definitely the cutest.

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/pol/ approves

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She appropriates and mocks black culture, so there's that.

she looks cool

She is my second favorite industry plant

Who's your first?

Kate Bush

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David Bowie

When's Billie putting out her Wuthering Heights cover? She's for certain singing it in the original key, right?

Do you think Billie has a romantic relationship with her older brother? They seem very close, almost too close.

Idk lol I don't follow Billie Eilish news

Read the article again. The mom is clearly an ambitious Hollywood stage mother. It's VERY common for stage parents to outright lie about their kids' ages in order to gain them more roles.

That could have been her brother.

instagram.com/p/BwqQlNul_4P/

Yea Forums BTFO

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It's a 12k seat arena. She sold out the show. What does that prove?

Dio just looks like a magician at a kids birthday party in this pic

I'm sure this person is eating fistfuls of xanax faster than they can be picked up from the pill mill

Planting works?

MOST people don't know who fuckin Leadbelly is

I want to put my Willie in Billie

Wait until she comes to Canada.

youtube.com/watch?v=GbjwfQG_N_Y
She's openly anti-drug you pussy.

12k is not that big desu the NBA and NHL don't allow that because it's too small, it's a minor league arena at best

This. Drake easily sells out arenas with 20,000 capacity.

>/pol/ has shit taste
Who woulda thought?

Teenage stress.

Her parents don't have to be A-list Hollywood royalty. Fact is, she was raised in the industry around other industry professionals. "Connections" aren't hard to get even for D-listers.

But Drake is a Nigger

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Ariana also sells out 20,000+ seated stadiums.

Why can Billie only sell out a 10,000+ seated stadium?

She didn't make any demonic pacts for success like most of the pop whores do.

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Or, it could be that no one is going to pay 200 bucks to hear a bland voice/performer stand still on stage for an hour.

Imagine Billie flicking that tongue up your ass while giving you a mind blowing Rim Job?

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She has a nice mouth, i mean lips, i mean throat.... fuck voice

She'll killing her voice due to poor singing technique. I don't expect it to last by a few years.

stop noticing (((things))) there is no deeper meaning or purpose definitely not to romanticise addiction to kids or anything like that user

White men think every black man is a predator. Doesn't matter if he's fucking white teenagers or not.

It looks like it would be utter bliss to slide into into that oral cavity...

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Nigs gonna Nog

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She pretends to be a vegan lesbian but in reality she's getting porked by slaves.

Nudes when?

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I highly doubt she's fucking anyone.

She's ugly

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>1/2 ukrainian
>1/2 quebecois
>"white"

That's White, unlike most Americans

Ukrainians = kebab rape babies

Quebecois = primarily descend from southwestern French, AKA merguez rape-babies

Also, anyone who has lived around quebecois will know their IQs are significantly lower than those of Anglos.

Billie be prude gurl?

Tragic...

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She isn't sexualized.

When she rinses her mouth of hot curry sauce.

why is no one responding to my post it's very funny

I don't understand the reference.

Yet...

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There is literally nothing wrong with a white girl sucking a black man's dick.

youtu.be/I7CuJKjIWYA?t=46

Her voice is uglier.

ur hot

EU TE AMO TANTO

It’s OKAY to like Billie Eilish.

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I’ll admit that she looks weirdly cute there.

There is literally nothing sexual about two friends sharing a coffee.

Bump

is she really trans

No.

she looks like Cara Avrillavigne except even uglier. someone should just tell her to become a boy

When did she expos herself as a fake vegan?

I had sex with a Polish girl in college that looks exactly like Billie Eilish, she was addicted to morphine. Since college she's lost like 20 pounds and she's constantly covered in sores, I think she's on heroin now.

Just saying this is the opioid-addicted *look*.

Based and Billie Goat Pilled!!!

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Ive only listened to ocean eyes.
What are her best songs?

she's industrial flora