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I'll post again because old thread died right after.
I listened to these and am looking for more. Mutiilation and aakon keetreh are my favorites.
melodeath sucks
Why does every thrash metal band other than the big 4 suck?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
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more albums like this?
"no"
t.ourist
I am from the future. Metal is saved.
What are you, some sort of homosexual?
>using homosexual as an insult
That's gonna be a big yikes from me.
>using homosexual as an insult
>That's gonna be a big yikes from me.
have sex
>yikes
Stop confirning my suspicions then
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What are some good death/doom albums? What is the best Asphyx?
boo hoo
Thoughts on this?
Any albums that sound like Cianide's first two?
Disembowelment - Transcendence into the Peripheral
Winter - Into Darkness
Cianide - The Dying Truth
Asphyx - Last one on Earth
Unholy - From the Shadows
Phlebotomized - Intense Immense Suspense
Decomposed - Hope Finally Died
Prophecy of Doom - Matrix
Pyogenesis - Ignis Creatio
Mythic - Mourning in the Winter Solace
Symphony of Grief - Our Blessed Conqueror
Paradise Lost - Lost Paradise
My Dying Bride - Turn Loose the Swans
The Gathering - Always...
Desire - Infinity... A Timeless Journey Through an Emotional Dream
Swallowed - Lunaertial
Mix between essentials and stuff I really like. Hope there's something you dig on there.
Check out some of these, Winter and Mythic especially.
Thy Dying Light - Forgotten by Time
Branikald - Stormheit
Pagan Hellfire - Solidarity
I'm surprised that more people haven't talked about this album. It's a fun record. What do you guys think?
cenotaph - the gloomy reflection of our hidden sorrows
Great, but still feels like demo version of Agent Orange for me.
It's funny how this album has Motorhead cover and Agent Orange literal Motorhead worship song - Ausgebombt.
Gets praise because it has big names but mostly boring.
9/10
TY user Into Darkness is one of my favorite doom albums. I'll check out Mythic.
probably any other album on that channel
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this is the best asphyx
>Odium Nostrum
Yeah, everything sounds the same on that guys channel. Just pick a random album and go crazy.
Any bands similar to 1914?
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deathrash
sepulchral edition
>Listen to new album
>"Oh shit this is pretty go-"
>Female vocals
Is there a worse trope in all of metal.
there is nothing inherently wrong wtih female vocals
Nope. Value of a band becomes -1000%
t. numale
this album was all right
lose weight
Only Slam is real.
t. incels
>He has never listened to Acrostichon, Nuclear Death or Acid
You're a fuking poser btw
This art style is fucking garbage and I refuse to listen to bands that use it for an album.
God I fucking hate female vocals in metal they always sound so cliché
t. not an incel I actually think women are the best gift nature has ever given to this world
You see, a real metal fan would love female vocals because they contrast the growly ferocty of the male singer. This trope (one of my favorites btw) would be called Beauty and the Beast, and it was pioneered by great bands such as Anathema and My Dying Bride. Intellectuals (such as myself) are able to appreciate such art because it transcends the biases and predispositions of plebian metalheads. Sometimes when I listen to songs such as "My Agony My Ecstasy" I begin to cry, and I need a moment to sit back and contemplate the duality of life, the harsh contrast between beauty and brutality.
>t. incel who posts ryan renold pictures complaining about how he doesn't have sex
also have sex
t. whiteknight
women are gay
Whatever you say but that doesn’t change the fact that I find female vocals in my metal to be cringe the majority of the time
post bands and an image of their respective fanbase
I'll start:
Fanisk
I just dislike female vocals in metal.
Just your average /pol/ poster
Ok I actually shat on this album last week but after listening it for the 20th time I actually like it now and I think that it’s actually better than their last one.
Why do you guys hate this?
I fucking love funeral doom
hating things is kvlt
i don't think fanisk has fans
then explain the 3 guys is metallum who give their albums near perfect reviews
(3 guys is probably their entire fanbase though)
shut up fag
Thrash is trash
Thrash is literally the worst metal sub-genre
Hegel, more like He-Gay because he suckles on penises
That flappy bit flapping when the tool touched it was so fucking gross
ihsahn
If it wasn't for thrash there wouldn't be black or death metal you fucking spoon
>If it wasn't for thrash there wouldn't be black or death metal
good
Grandma, who are THEY?
NEVERMINDYOUDIRTLYLITTLEBRAT
ÜGH
Well thrash metal is not needed anymore then time for that sub-genre to disappear for good
I'm gay and even I'm gonna tell you that you're acting like a complete fucking faggot
>he doesn't listen to extreme metal
leave this general
I fuggen love them m8
sue me
I didn't say I don't listen to extreme metal
diapsiquir
>hate female vocals in metal they always sound so cliché
listen to Darkestrah or Cerebral Bore and get back to me
>being gay
>liking metal
A big yikes from me
You kinda did
Oh I like Cerebral Bore but I was talking about clean female vocals
Like for example I don’t like at all the clean female vocals that can be heard in the songs of Wolves at the throne room
Why is it that female vocals are good only when they suck shit? In Doomed Dark Years by Astarte, Tristessa can't really do black metal vocals that well and she has that stereotypical accent Greeks have when they talk in English, but it's still great. And I don't even need to explain why Gallhammer fits into this. Give me vocals like these instead of these generic, "beautiful" female vocals shitheads cream themselves to any day of the week man.
I don't mind guest or backup female vocals, but I just can't get into female fronted metal bands cause they all feel the same.
So fucking good
literally nothing wrong with being gay
Lmao I get laid more than you faggot
then i dunno i guess you're stuck with shit like Amoesours where they're not constantly going for melodic vocals
or Oathbreaker where she can't sing for shit
both are pretty fucking gay, but i guess if you're into it
IT IS
TIME
AGAAAAIIN
FROM THE OOOOTHER SIIIIIIIDE
LOOKING DOWN I KNOW THAT IT'S MEEEE
FROM THE OOOOTHER SIIIIIIIDE
LOOKING DOWN IT'S THE DEVIL I SEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there more like this?
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The other albums from them are kinda shit in comparison
>blasting Acid Bath and munching on a Pot Noodle
What greater joys in life can you have without drugs or a hole to fuck
> Blind Guardian
> Powerwolf
> Sabaton
> Kamelot
> Beast in Black
> Orden Ogan
> The HU
Havin fun lads
acid bath
get out
WHAT DID YOU LISTEN TO THIS WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS?
> doesn't like what amounts to screaming over guitar so distorted it might as well be running a nail over rusty metal and drums that sound like a meth-head hobo banging on a trash-can lid
Gee can't be part of the gang I guess
lmao
nice drastus and blacklodge i guess
mutiilation are cool too
What you described is miles above sugary B-rate flowershit, faggot
it's not "extreme metal or get out", this general loves softer stuff too
just not fucking p*werwolf
>flower power
t. listener of d-rate black metal like ildjarn
post good power metal youtube.com
> flowershit
So that's how you describe anything outside your pagan-LARP angst-ridden club? Apologies for having different tastes bro
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that Thor's Hammer album cover always cracks me up
what I listened to:
Drastus - La Croix de Sang
Blut Aus Nord - Ultima Thulée
Graveland - In the Glare of Burning Churches
a few Bathory albums
Paysage d'Hiver - Schnee IV
probably a few more, I can't be bothered to check my spotify
The ALICE gear and red beret make him look like an overweight HECU marine from Half Life
>mentioning Blind Guardian alongside garbage like Sabaton or Beast in Black
but also...
>not liking EUPM
i'm pretty sure the people you were replying to agree with you for the most part and were talking about the non-BG bands
*are replying to
EUPM is fine, third rate shit like Powerwolf isn't
I used to be a member of a student organisation from 2015 to 2018, we hosted a band competition of sorts. I was amazed how many of the local bands that participated played nu metal, one even had stage costumes like Slipknot, I shit you not. The genre still thrives like mold on a piece of stale bread
GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN OF THE BLIND
NOW IT FEEL THE CURSE OF HEAVEN
GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN OF THE BLIND
NOW IT FEEL THE CURSE OF THE CHIIIILLLLDDDD
Powerwolf's first 3 albums are very good
I actually like nu metal so that makes me happy
I was just doing the "acid bath is nu metal" meme
were the bands good?
>were the bands good?
they were nu metal take a guess
it's incredible how many paid shills exist on this board
this never happened
you are being paid to hype up slipknots new album just admit it
LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS. MALEVÖLENT ÖNSLAÜGHT ÖF BRIMSTÖNE RIFFAGE.
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I said I like nu metal so it's not that simple
but yeah that subgenre has a really bad bands/good bands ratio
so they probably sucked dick
they were pretty terrible, the band with the costumes was cringeworthy as hell
Yeah, it's a surprisingly thriving scene at the primarily amateur band level. You can get away with sloppy technique and no solos provided you have a spiky mask and a vocalist careening around on stage like a lunatic. I'm only trying to bash numetal a BIT here; historically all of these things are accurate
>iron dick
very nice
>Clean second-rate Sabaton entirely lacking in riffs is very good
hmm
PULSATING STEEL
PROTRUDES FROM MY THIGHS
SHE WHO SPREADS IS SHE WHO DIES
LONG AS MY ARM
AND FIVE TIMES AS THICK
YOU'LL DIE AT THE END OF MY IRON DICK
Show no Mercy is Slayer's best album.
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Not a terribly impressive feat, desu
>best trad album
>best thrash album
>best bm album
>first try
how did they do it bros?
Slayer official ranking
Hell Awaits >> Reign in Blood > South of Heaven> Show No Mercy > Seasons in the Abyss> Divine Intervention
Everything else is hot garbage.
>lacking in riffs
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Im a little more SNM than RIB but otherwise very based ranking
Shit i forgot about Haunting the Chapel, right after Reign in Blood
Coven 6669 is based.
>Show no Mercy
>trad
>bm
>implying SNM is that low
correct ranking is:
Hell Awaits>Show No Mercy>Reign in Blood>>>South of Heaven>Seasons in the Abyss
everything else is irrelevant
Corrected Slayer ranking:
Hot garbage > Hell Awaits >> Reign in Blood > South of Heaven> Show No Mercy > Seasons in the Abyss> Divine Intervention
How about Muh dick --> ur mum lmao
Yeah, that sure sounds riffless, and a lot more overproduced than I was imagining too. You're not helping your case.
Anthrax is unironically bad
MCDEATH
HE'S FED UP
WITH FAST FOOD
OUT OF HIS MIND
ONE MAD DUDE
GRABBED HIS GUNS
WENT DOWNTOWN
MR. MCDEATH IS COMING
TO TRACK RONALD DOWN
NOW THE GOLDEN ARCHES
ARE BLOODSTAINED RED
RONALD IS DEAD
TOOK A BULLET IN THE HEAD
i tried listening to hell awaits like 10 minutes ago it's boring as fuck
They're the worst of the big 4 by a considerable margin but they are still a pretty solid band. It's just that Slayer, Megadeth and Metallica are genre defining.
great taste, user
i like persistence of time, but it was one of the first albums i bought
What do you guys think of Kalmah?
One of the first Bionicle sets I ever got
boring but fine
Show No Mercy > Hell Awaits & Haunting the Chapel > Reign in Blood > South of Heaven > Seasons in the Abyss > irrelevant
There are plenty of thrash bands I like both extraneous to and more than the Big 4, honestly. I'm aware that they're all pretty influential, but I dont tend to enjoy music more simply because it's influential. That being said, rust in peace is super influential and my favourite B4 album by a big margin, as well as one of my favourite thrash records.
Nonetheless a bunch of bands which come to mind are kreator, overkill, coroner, artillery, deathrow, voivod, sadus, annihilator, demolition hammer, hellwitch, sodom, obliveon, aspid, razor, dark angel, exodus, probably a bunch more that i cant remember
disney melodeath. pure cheese, and not in a good way imo.
best doom metal albums this year lads
or what are just the best albums that have even dropped thusfar
darkness descends >>>>>>>>>>> all big 4 albums
Oh shit there's a new Overkill. Didn't even know. Bet it's pretty ok.
SAAACRIFIICCCINNNG LIVES WITH AAAAAPPPPAATTTHHHYYY
TOOOORRTTUURING THEIR CAPTIVES RUUUTTHHLLESSLLY
tf is that
>this nigger doesn't know nocturnus
fix that youtube.com
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They're so fucking autistic.
sepultura do brasil
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Morbid Visions is Sodom but good.
you guys have fucking terrible taste btw
does anyone not new to metal post here?
in the mood for sludge what should i listen to fellas
yes, me.
been listening to metal since I was 12.
I'm 13 btw.
checked trips of satan
"it's pretty ok."
B&
im 5 :)
meant to say that I'm 13 days away from my 40th birthday actually haha ok mods
t. butthurt nu-male
>not gen 1
fuck off zoomer
also topkek
>t. butthurt not-even-a-male
whatever gen this is was the one i quit on, poor zoomer
can I get some funeral doom like pic
same
>people putting Cobalt on nu-male charts
it upsets me even though i know it's bait
melodeath sucks
they're black n roll soyy garbage
>high IQ
>Pantera
just so we're all clear
>has songs about wanting to fuck your cheating significant other in a burning bed after setting your kids on fire
yeah seems söy to me
>panopticon - isis
>good
sorry m8, you're who that chart was fucking made for
yeah this, neurosoyis also sucks dick
Mostly accurate but I would change a few things:
- knock The Sword down to Okay
- Mgla -> Good
- ISIS-> Okay
- Panopticon -> Okay
- Pantera -> Okay
- Death -> Good
- Ne Obliviscaris -> Good
Panopticon is a 10/10 album
cringe. listen to sorcier des glaces instead
Potential as an album cover here lads.
Literally who?
i think it'd need some serious touching-up to be a cover. Way too 'pedestrian' lighting and looks like a snapchat story or something. would maybe work for a super low-ass budget BM project?
Looks like someone took a wet fart next to him/
fucking
Oceanic is a better album and it's not even good
you have the taste of someone discovering non-mainstream metal for the first time, fuck off
Would make for a very crappy cover.
Panopticon is objectively more consistent, you can have atmosphere in metal you know? Elitist cunt
It's like 8/10
Through Silver in Blood and Times of Grace are the only 10/10 atmosludge albums
8/10 is still decent but I disagree, but Through Silver in Blood is definitely a 10
>you can have atmosphere in metal you know
fuck off you absolute shitter
darkspace is one of my favourite bands, i know muh atmo
isis tier atmo is weak as fuck, portrayed via boring production and nothing progression
get out of here with your entry level 16 year old level taste
>8/10 is still decent
It's not just decent, it's a very good score in any non-inflated rating system.
Isis shit all over you're favourite band, they're dynamic, progressive and evoke emotion, also fuck off with this entry level bullshit hardly any metal albums come close to Panopticon and I've listened to plenty
>being this new
off yourself newfag
I could never really get into mgla, they seemed to straddle a weird line between being raw and atmospheric like Paysage or Blut aus Nord and melodic like Taake or Dissection but not really as good as either style. Maybe I'll give them another try.
suck my dick elitist scum
Thorr's Hammer
where are you people coming from
>they're dynamic, progressive and evoke emotion
Yeah but they don't fucking riff
yes but where are the riffs?
Fuck you and fuck this shitty general. All you faggots do is shit on peoples taste when in fact they're better than yours, most of you only listen to metal because you think you're impressing people when you're not, you're just cunts which is why you result to posting on this cancerous general
>he can only listen to music with riffs
grow up
you seem upset
Fucking kek why do tourists always do this? Go listen to post rock if you don't like riffs, holy shit
>>he can only listen to music with riffs
No, but why would I listen to metal if riffs don't matter?
Wow, I never knew "haven't listened" was an objective rating
I guess too much estrogen rotted your brain
The first three Isis albums have riffs they just aren't headbanging thrash/death riffs.
So they're bad riffs? I gotcha
I tried my best
I objectively have not listened to those albums, I don't see what the problem is. You think this is a place for serious music criticism?
hmmm
are they black metal riffs?
ya know, with the tremolos?
if not i'm afraid they're shit
Looks like Scald has reunited
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
NEVER LISTENED TO IT BEFORE BUT TWO TRACKS IN, PRETTY GOOD SO FAR
ANYONE ELSE HERE HEARD IT?
forget to turn your caps lock off after lyrics spamming?
today is a sacred day so I havent listened to any metal so far, tomorrow is another day tho. jesus be praised and we all be saved
fuck off christcuck
No, but I forgot to clean my dick off after I fucked your mum
no, this is my first post. the blastfaggot post was in caps so i wanted to be in spirit
*tips fedora*
Rip the sacred flesh
Sodomize the holy asshole
Drink the red blood of the mother of earth
Masturbation on the dead body of christ
The king of Jews is dead
and so are the lies
Vomit on the host of Heaven
Masturbate on the throne of God
Break the seals of angels
Drink the sweet blood of Christ
Taste the flesh of the priest
Sodomize holy nuns
The king of Jews is a liar
The Heavens will burn
Dethrone the son of God
God is dead
Holyness is gone
Purity is gone
Prayers are burned
Covered in black shit
Rape the holy ghost
Unclean birth of Jesus Christ
Heaven will fall
Fuck the church
Fuck Christ
Fuck the Virgin
Fuck the gods of Heaven
Fuck the name of Jesus
RAPID BLACK THUNDERS
SHAKE THE SKY
WHILE HEADBANGERS
SHAKE TILL DIE
COME TO ME BARTZABEEEELLLLL
>Weh, people are making fun of my bad taste in music, I hate you all!
Nergals costumes keep getting gayer.
he's always been marilyn manson tier cringe
the dancing dude with the funny hat from the music video is kino
if it doesn't riff it isn't metal
Post more Isniffmyownfartscore
any prog metal
Reminder, /metal/ and /pol/ go hand in hand. As such, /pol/ being a primarily Christian board, /metal/ too is a Christian general and should abide to such rules of Christianity. Thank you for your time, and long live /pol/.
Loling @ your garbage taste and completely asspained state. Also
Metal is about riffs you fucking moron
Yes, they go hand in hand as in they hold hands because they are gay haha.
>/metal/ and /pol/ go hand in hand
Reminder, /metal/ is a white people only general. As such, /pol/ being a primarily shitskin and subhuman mutt board, /metal/ is incompatible with /pol/ and should abide to such rules of racial exclusion. Thank you for your time, and long live /metal/.
What do you guys listen to besides metal?
There's other genres besides metal?
Goth Rock/Darkwave and Horror Punk.
t. edgy cuckold who has never been to any local show else he would have been killed on the spot
Post-hardcore, noise rock, prog, krautrock
These Pepes are getting out of control
industrial, synthpop, classic rock, pop, hardcore, post-hardcore, """art""" rock/punk
post you're favorite darkwave
Rec me some crazy noise rock, user
I like White Suns and Big Black but I haven't dug into the genre that much so don't feel like you have to stick to anything similar to that
[spoiler] asmr [spoiler]
Only metal. Anybody who claims he's a metalhead and listen to other genres is a poseur and should leave the hall.
But what if I don't claim to be a metalhead and just enjoy metal?
Not that I know of, fren. I think our other fren might be imagining things... Maybe he's a schizo... Quite a sad fate.
what genre is this
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then kys
Naw
CHILDREN GATHER ROUND HIM
MYSTERY SURROUNDS HIM
WHAT TERRIBLE SECRETS DOES HE HIDE????
AN ORDINARY FREN
DOING WHAT HE CAN
BUT WHAT GOES ON INSIDE HIS MIND????
Punk stuff
Dad Rock
Goth stuff
Bleeps
Ambient
Hip Hop
New Wave both the cheesy and the actually good stuff.
Not him but you gotta check out Brainbombs and Skullflower.
It's hard to rec Noise Rock because most bands like doing their own thing with the genre, and people go "Man you memed me into listening to hours of poorly produced twangs".
kpop
Noise rock is a loosely defined genre and I'm far from an expert but here's some of the stuff I like:
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neofolk, industrial, goth rock, dad rock, post punk
Really enjoying this new Troll album, lads. Actually has distinct riffs, subtle harmonisation and some speedy melodies, passionate but not overly generic vocals - some interesting variation on the vocal melody. A bit more epic and traditionally styled than the prevailing funereal, gloomy, trudging dirge of modern doom, which I'm thankful as fuck for
2:50 is the best moment in black metal history.
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I DENY JESUS CHRIST THE DECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIVER
...you guys think all the old original KPN members hate Famine now?
I love this picture so much because Famine and Neige look like wild cryptids and Winterhalter looks like their tamer or smth, and then Indria is just standing in the doorway like a regular dope, I fuckin love it
wow this fucking sucks
sorry bros this is too good...i'm an atmofaggot now
This list is great man, top taste
Probably their best. In The Sign of Evil could also be their best though.
>SOIDOM
wew
How long to playing this?
What is the best weird shit of 2019?
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What are you folks blasting?
If you like Morbid Angel and The Chasm, check this record out
this album sucks
Why would they hate him? Since the beginning it was pretty clear what the political views of famine were
this is way more thrashy than either of those bands but still pretty good; nothing special but very solid death/thrash
Oh shit this album is finally out. Nice. I remembered listening to the first single and I was delighted with I heard.
Nekrogoblincon
Any tutorial?
are there any good post 80s thrash bands with clean vocals? i don really like the squeeling shit that thrash bands do
look up speed metal
reminds me of aosoth
It’s like a mix of Panopticon, Bon Iver, and whatever generic doom metal band you want to name. I like it. First and third song are shit, though.
every band would be better with an audible bass guitar prove me wrong
What's with the Fanisk hate? All their records are great. Noontide is a fantastic NSBM record, and Insularum is arguably the most unique BM album of the decade.
The actual black metal is good but there's too much filler ambient.
Fanisk sucks
What yall think of this?
And/or this
I liked groza more, but still okay.
One of the best black metal albums of all time.
Oh wait this is a famous band so I’m going to say that it’s actually shieettt.
>hating sunbather because somebody told me it wasn't trve enough
state of this general
Another sunbaiter.
Its the epitome of "boring album with big name artists"
Kek
Good but insanely overhyped
You sound butthurt
fine out of 10
One of the few BM bands I actually like. Good album.
INSATIABLE IN MY NEED TO SEED
furia is better
i liked it too man. the guitars and vocals were good
Ashen Horde
make a new thread fags
you do it lazy cocksucker