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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
CONSPIRACY
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
CONSPIRACY
I AM BEING VICTIMIZED AGAIN
>symphonic black metal
dope makes you stupid, drugs are for losers
what's up
>BT was more obnoxiously leftist than a LOT of bands
What? I have actually never noticed that. Examples?
>Listening to 18 minute song.
>It's 3 minutes into the 7 minute build up to the hype part
>Have to take a piss
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLAZING?
Shit
No you are shit
I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Satan designsssssssssssssssss
>Well, time to throw away the Bolt Thrower shirts.
What a fucking FAGGOT lmao
t. butthurt dweller
Imagine liking or disliking a band solely based on its members' political views.
AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINING
IIIIIIIIIIIIIS NOOOOOOOOOW
AND EVER SHALL BEEEEEEEEEEE
WORLD WITH OUT END
A M E N
M
E
N
Truly the epitome of being a retarded American
druggie opinions don't matter
pic related
Nocturno sings WORLD WITHOUT END on In the Shadow of the Horns as a tribute to this song
a drug by the name of World-Without-End
I think he said in Kathaarian Lifecode, but Darkthrone did that a lot. The opening line on Soulside Journey is a tribute to this album
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Oh yea, I always figured it was Powerslave which starts with the same line. Could be both.
Fenriz said it was Poison who inspiered that line in one of his commentary/podcast things. Poison themself's have to have stolen it from Maiden though.
I can't think of anymore examples of the top of my head, but I think Darkthrone used to borrow some lines as a tribute once or twice per album in the early days.
Had this on my list of shit to check out, and it's pretty fucking good.
>accidental death via shotgun
metal was invented on drugs
It's also one year old today
SLAVES
SLAVES
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES
O F . T H E . C R U C I F I X
post albums that couldn't exist without drugs
Cool, I'm going to give it a listen in a bit
if you listen to music while on drugs you are literally changing your perception of the music and not in a good way
where in my post did I say you needed to take drugs to listen to it
Honestly drugs can be either a boon or a plague as a musician. There are a massive amount of examples in both camp. Infinity's weird tho, I like it but not as much as strapping young lad (I guess those count as drug albums too). It's pretty fucking cool that he went sober and made a brilliant album from it though, Addicted is by far one of my favourites of his.
sup meal
what's not to be missed?
Are there any good DDL sites or XDCC bots for metal?
I want to download shit, but I can't torrent on my university network.
>It's pretty fucking cool that he went sober and made a brilliant album from it though
Absolutely true. Ziltoid is one of the most personal albums he's made, it definitely wouldn't exist without that decision to break up his band and go sober.
But also, like you said, some of his best albums like Alien are a product of mental health and drug problems. Fascinating career he's had.
soulseek u dumb nigger
I just got into Blut Aus Nord, probably my favorite artist at the moment, this guy has blown me away several times in the span of only like 3 or 4 albums and im just touching the tip of the iceburg of his discog
are there any other artists like Blut? really weird, dissonant, brutal, innovative, not conventional
melodeath sucks
this
Messa is the only band there that I would be interested in seeing.
DsO, Dodecahedron
wrong pic
thanks user ill get back to you on what i think on that
Yeah, Ziltoid is surprisingly great for a non-serious eccentric concept album as well.
GHOULS
It sounds pretentious but I think the silly concept is crucial to the theme of the album. The lyrics describe Ziltoid as an insecure nerd who is outwardly manly and confident. The album itself is outwardly silly and prog-noodly but is actually a serious autobiography of the artist.
Devin has since tried to do similar themes on Deconstruction and the new album Empath with worse results each time.
GHOULS
the songs are too long
no
t. popfag
they're not long enough
That album only got as big as it did because of the goat cover art, right?
long songs are fine. they just don't do enough on this album to justify the lengths for some of them. so i guess my real complaint is with the songwriting
I tried to listen to it twice and fell asleep both times. GOAT cover art is the truth
Yep. With good songwriting and arrangements, you shouldn't start thinking that a song feels too long. When you start feeling that, cracks might be showing in your enjoyment
No, it's one of the best funeral doom albums ever made
Based, Disposable Heros is a bloated mess and the acoustic intro to Battery shouldn't be there. Orion is also too long.
Listen to the Seattle ‘89 version of Thing That Should Not Be. I always felt that song kind of hurt the pacing of MoP, but the ‘89 version is so ridiculously brilliant it gave me a new appreciation of the track.
horrible taste
Willetts might be a retarded leftist, as seen in Memoriam, but thats nowhere to be seen in Bolt Thrower
What did she mean by this?
>tfw no atmoblack gf
This
no. NO. yes.
No thanks, I don't want malware on my machine.
>mp3 malware
ok kid
Soulseek is malware.
Your fucking brain is malware, retard
I think it's a great album, but Bell Witch's weakest.
It's non free software, I can only assume it's malware.
No it's not. I got my entire music library from there
This is for you
>No it's not.
How do you know?
Caller of the Storms?
More like Man of Color of the Storms!
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Is this legit?
What’s this dude’s deal anyway? I love Abgzvoryathre.
That pic is super cute desu
Because it's not, I've been using it for ages and it is extremely safe. Stop being a faggot
>Honestly drugs can be either a boon or a plague as a musician.
As a "straight" myself, I always wondered what if The Beatles never did anything worse than tobacco and booze? In that alternate history, how would their music have evolved?
any good recent bm?
that funereal presence albums sucked
>that funereal presence album sucked
you're too far gone to be helped
nah i just don't fall for the hype
Nothing cringeworthy about that pic, i think it's cute
It may be mistreating you in ways you don't know about.
Why doesn't the dev release the source code?
What's he hiding?
that sort of thing always make me think it's not real
no kid goes back at people like that, its way more likely they'd just laugh along and say it was gay just to seem cool even if that's not what they think
meal recommend bands for user who likes old sepultura, toxic holocaust and sodom
new Drastus
get out
even posting that ironically should not be allowed
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deathrash
war metal edition
holy shit i haven't listened to them in at least a decade. need to check that out
>metal created by neural networks
how will tech death bands ever recover?
he's a fake gamer
if this story was real he would tell her to get the fuck out of his room
lol u mad
that album does legit make me mad
so yes, yes i am
Have you guys got into an argument because of the t-shirt you were wearing?
When the album starts we are greeted with the fading in off a two-note guitar riff, a programmed blast beat and some occasional shrieks, all of course drowned in an imperial ass-tonne of reverb. The track continues and we predictably cut to the songs obligatory clean guitar passage, before jumping straight back into the intro riff again. Riveting. This structure is repeated on nearly all the songs on this album.
The drums on here deserve a paragraph of their own. For starters, they are only programed to a blast beat the entire time. No fills, no variations, just a single blast. However, what really makes them memorably enough for me to mention them separately is the way they sound. The only drum that is actually audible is the snare, which sounds like an empty coke-bottle repeatedly banging against a table. I wouldn't be surprised if that is literally what the drums are.
Taking a look at the lyrical contents of this album we find out that it's a DSBM album focusing on the Japanese ”suicide forest”, where the lyrics consist solely of a series of Haikus. It appears that the guy behind this album isn't only a lazy songwriter, he's also a Weeabo. DSBM by weebs? What's next, NSBM by furries? The lyrics are however irrelevant, because the vocals have been fed through so much digital distortion and reverb that they more resemble a gentle breeze than an actual screaming human.
The cherry on top of all of this though is that it - of course - is released on fucking Depressive Illusions Records. Is there anything that guy won't release? All in all there is no point in listening to this album when you could be listening to the sound of your dishwasher instead.
BEST PARTS: The seemingly random blues lick in the middle of the title track, the riff in ”Engulfed in Sorrow” where the drum machine and guitar are completely out of sync, and the fact that the album cover is a stock-image that can be found through a quick google-search.
WORST PARTS: The rest.
No but I have thought less of someone for wearing some shitty melodeath band shirt
Why would I get into an argument over an item of clothing?
I do this every time I see a melodeath or mallcore shirt
When will you faggots realize most metal bands are left-leaning? Rightists think metal is degenerate and satanic shit and won't get anywhere near it.
No, a bunch of literally who NSBM bands aren't representative of the genre as a whole.
what lyrics would you pair with this image?
NO APPARENT MOTIVE
JUST KILL AND KILL AGAIN
SURVIVE MY BRUTAL THRASHING
I'LL HUNT YOU TO THE END
MY LIFE'S A CONSTANT BATTLE
THE RAGE OF MANY MEN
HOMICIDAL MANIIIAAAC
no
I assume everyone does what I do. call them a pleb in your own head and admire your superior taste, then move on
What are your thoughts on The HU, /meal/?
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not even metal
HEAR OUR HASTER CALLING US HIS CHILDREN
ETERNAL LIFE IS GIVEN DEATH WITHDRAWN
AS WOLVED AMONG SHEEP WE HAVE WONDERED
VICTORY LIES BEYOND THEIR SPIT AND SCORN
EVEN THE HEAVENS SHALL BURN WHEN WE GATHER
NOW WHEN THE FLAMES REACH FOR THE SKY
DETHRONED, DEFLESHED, AND STONED TO DEATH
LASHED TO THE GRINDER
JAWS LOCKED AROUND YOUR FACE
THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING SPEAK
mongol butt rock
>Triumvi-RAT
>cover depicts a mouse
I don't get it.
STROLLING THROUGH MY BONEYARD
A GHOULISH MIDNIGHT STRIDE
@87277963
We forgive you GERMANY.
Wow, that technology has a way to go lmao.
Based digits tho.
based paranoid Sant IGNUcius worshipper
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜGGHH
it's just some dumb 70s shit, the record itself is a concept album about Spartacus so I dunno what retarded kraut thought "you know what, a mouse in a lightbulb seems perfect"
ghouled and monsterpilled
no one gives a shit. just shut up and riff.
what is the next step up from cryptopsy? regards pleb
Wormed
What are some relatively "young" (as in formed within the past 10-15 years) groups that seem to have a promising future ahead of them by your estimation?
shitty cover art
How the fuck is 10-15 years young?
It often takes some time to form a band, shift through good and bad members, get out of your dad's garage, and actually start putting out music.
UPSIDE DOWN CRUCIFIX NIGGER BLACK METAL
>promising future ahead of them
Meaning what?
Yeah, but not 15 years time. A band staying together for 15 years is a goddamn achievement. You are severely overestimating the ease of keeping a band together. Even while going through all of the things you said, most bands hardly last even 5 years.
not metal but good
Have members that arent 40+, make good music that sounds new and fresh, are good at their respective instruments.
Maybe 5-10 would have been a better estimate.
I'M OBSESSED WITH BOLT THROWER
HELP
the covers are boring but not awful
Just saw them this past Wednesday. Stick to their albums, they're fucking garbage live.
why? how were they live?
Meh
Really? What was so bad about their performance?
ONLY STRYPER IS TRVE
Guys I'm sorry but I think the following:
Disgorge > Suffocation
TRUE GHETTO METAL
why are you shilling this
I like the prog direction they seem to be going. Anyone know if they are decent live? I always feel like Tatiana's voice is layered as fuck in the studio recordings and the live clips online are all shit so I cant really tell.
>Paying money to see this riffless shit live
Is metal gay?
it doesnt get any gayer
If all I know about metal are the Boomer songs my father listens to, whats a good place to start with the genre and the bands that are fresh and popular today? The genre seems so expansive I dont know how to even begin picking what subgenre I would like to focus on since there seem to be a ton of them.
>coreshit
>meme band
into the fucking trash
you know, listening to obscura just feels like listening to any above average modern death metal album. must've been really unique at the time though.
and possibly one of the best albums in the genre as of late
You're probably going to have a tough time 'getting into' modern metal without going through the older stuff first, since many innovative are already 'extreme' subgenres.
Most people take a little while to get used to heavy metal instrumentation, and slowly build up to super heavy music with harsher vocals.
If you're okay with harsh vocals, Vektor's a good place to start. Tech thrash fucking rules and there are a shit ton of older bands that boomers don't touch with their dirty hands
gross
Imo Obscura's still a LITTLE bit more avant-garde and weird than most modern dm, but I get what you mean. I'm glad that they changed style with each album a bit too, keeps up with the times while also trying to be ahead of them
What's the most retarded drum sound you've heard on a metal album?
[COUGHING INTENSIFIES]
let's be real here, cocaine Sabbath was the best Sabbath
first thing that comes to mind
INRI because it sounds like 2 separate tracks of a gorilla beating the shit out of a drum machine playing at the same time
What's some Columbine-tier metal? Today is the 20th anniversary after all
Don't mean any harm, but this is their best album IMO
It' great, but the four that came before it are better
i don't even really like celtic frost desu
Oh yeah, definitely
Weed is a shit tier drug
Fucking this though
WHEEEEEERE CAN YOU RUN TO
WHAT MORE AN YOU DO
NOOOOOO MORE TOMORROW
LIFE IS KILLING YOU
haha st anger dude
shut up pleb
Best Sabbath song coming through
amazing band but went full retard with into the pandemonium and took longest time to recover
Not my favourite, but it is definetely up there
What do we think of Hath??
PULSATING STEEL
PROTRUDES FROM MY THIGHS
SHE WHO SPREADS IS SHE WHO DIES
AS LONG AS MY ARM
AND FIVE TIMES AS THICK
YOU'LL DIE AT THE END OF MY
I
RON
DICK
"Hit neutral in the tail of a comet."
Happy holi-blaze for those here celebrating.
That's not Megalomania
Not even the best song on Sabotage mate
Not bad, but have you considered the following?
>Happy holi-blaze for those here celebrating
This is the best Sabbath Song in my opinion
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There's a relatively obscure tech-thrash/tech-death band called Hellwitch who released a demo version of a song called Nosferatu in the mid 80s. For the drum track they literally just used a single shitty bass drum and hit it with a book over and over again. You'll probably have a hard time finding the '84 version, since the song was on a slightly better '86 version, as well as a '90 debut album, all of which fucking rips btw
Don't know about the best song, but the end solo on this is with out a doubt Tony's best solo
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I do have to agree with you, this is definetely one of Iommi's best solos
Step aside kiddos. The "drums" on this is a coke bottle smashed against a wall.
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Is this legit? Why are all the LLN suddenly being all commercial? Why does he hide his identity so but also copyright claims stuff using his real name?
What’s this dude’s deal anyway? I love Abgzvoryathre.
Side 1 of this is some of the best "commercial" songs they ever did.
I unironically think the St. anger drums are great. They sound strange, yes, but I think they work. St. Anger has more fundamental, harder to describe flaws than the drum sound.
I’m still astounded by how in a genre so filled with ridiculous and bad lyrcs, St. Anger is the only album on which the lyrics/vocals make me laugh out loud.
Into the Void poster here, that is actually my second favourite
All the artists from that time period are getting old and becoming boomers.
I found it, it's released in '92 as an "EP", maybe it's got some overdubs or something though
>8 Hymns From The Swamp
>has 9 songs
Big think
the intro isn't a hymn
Ahem
6
6
69
COPULATION WITH A CORPSE
The drum sound on that album is great though.
>Named 9
>Released in 1999
>Is their 9th studio release
>Title track is called 9
>BUT
>There are 10 tracks
>9 is the 10th track
Fucking why?
Tony's best solo is either Voodoo or Keep It Warm
to trigger you specifically
My favourite is actually Over and Over
>He doesn't like UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ drums in his metal
What are you, some kind of homophile?
Also one of his best. I'm actually going to rewrite my previous post and say that Tony's best solo is either Over And Over or Keep It Warm.
could someone post the Well Bitch edit
STRICTLY ENFORCED, THE LAW OF THE SAW
ÜRGHGH GHRGHR HRGHR
WOMAN OF DARK DESIRES
Arise is best Sepultura
ELIZABETH BATHORY
SSSSLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEERRRRRRRRR
>not Chaos A.D.
Who's the Pamperchu of metal?
Doesn't he have AIDs or something?
Metal similar to this intro?
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COME TO ME BARTZABEEEELLLLL
Behemoth is garbage.
I completely forgot about this guy. What’s up with him?
Related: how’s based Uli doing? Still discovering swimming and programming platform masters?
Was there a better death metal record released this decade than pic related?
storming near the baltic is kino and i liked bartzabel a lot, but the new album wasn't that good
Saw this posted in a few different threads recently. Would you seriously say it's noteworthy, it is it just a meme hype release? Listening now, but want to hear other opinions
Tell me another metal band that has done more for the white race than M8L8TH
WOMAN OF ETERNAL BEAUTY
>KKK Bitch
It is noteworthy
It also came out 4 years ago so it's not like there's a real hype train
Ice-T is unironically one of the trvest guys out there.
Would you wanna party in some damp, post-Soviet basement along with local G Ö R E band?
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Skrewdriver > any metal band
my favorite hit of theirs was the one against a car that killed the frontman
DUDE
I'm surprised how non-wanky it sounds for techdeath. At the final few songs now, and imo it's good but there have been better this decade:
Obliteration - Cenotaph Obscure
Gorguts - Colored Sands/Pleiades Dust
Horrendous - Idol
It's weird, I'd describe Sarpantium as almost pretty because of the melodies. Reminds me of Batushka with the whole Christian aesthetic.
This is going to come off as autistic but apparently there is a track on here called "Grass" cant find it anywhere, anybody have any leads?
I meant it like some clueless person came up to you and started arguing about your t-shirt because it offended them.
The rum sound is the reason I LOVE that album.
As a teen I used to listen to shit like Pantera, Sepultura and Slayer. I like things that are in the heavier side but not full on black/death metal territory especially because I do not like the vocals. I am trying to get back into the genre, but it seems like all the popular “metal” bands atm have screeching twinks as frontmen.
Do you have any recommendations for a boomer who wants to find something new?
There's a better one about to be released.
based
see
Sorry boomer, but Groove Metal is shit. Since you like slayer, Just listen to the other big 4's newer stuff.
Some pretty neat Industrial Metal:
>grew up on death metal and grindcore, thought punk/hc was garbage
>saw Negative Approach live as a 20 year old
>it was fucking awesome
I'm 26 and mostly listen to punk/hc now. Death metal is probably going to be my favourite forever though,
and now have a treat:
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Based. The all-too-often shitflinging matches between metal and HC fans shouldn't happen to be honest, they're both good genres
What the hell this is actually good, might be their best album since II.
The opener is definitely the highlight here.
>Sodom
>t. sodomized homo
Cheers mate and agreed, plus to be honest the punk/hc gigs are miles more fun than the metal ones. Bands you listen to nowadays?
Unleashed, Misfits, At the gates, Not on tour, Napalm death, Repulsion, Hatebreed, Wormrot, Bad religion, Zeke, Pennywise, Ignite
These are the ones I listen to nowadays mostly.
More metal that sounds like pic related?
abscess - urine junkies
they're like the twin brother that lives in autopsy's attic that live's off chicken scraps
Nice.
In terms of metal and hc: Refused, Coroner, Godflesh, Vektor, Mercyful Fate, Death, Converge, Husker Du, Nails, Fugazi, ...
Reccomend me some good vampyre shit
(Some of this is post-hc to be fair, but it's close enough to be worth listing imo)
what dsbm album best simulates the pain of going foot first into a meat grinder?
A soccer mom got mad at me for wearing a Cancer shirt once, that was pretty funny. My mom also burned my The Key shirt after learning about the lyrical content of the record.
How's that backlog of new bands/albums coming a long?
just keeps getting bigger
ok, this is pretty fucking good
future me in a month bumping the new nocturnus album
ARE YOU MORBID??!!
More like Coc-Turn-Us (Gay) Because gay.
I see a man who just likes riffs
Not bad
I can't tell if this is impressive or if you got into metal last week.
I'M NOT A TOURIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone still have the vocaroo?
I have the full trilogy my man
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>complains about 'screeching twinks'
>likes Slayer and Pantera
really makes me think
>symbolic is the greatest death metal album ever made
fucking lmao
just end my shit senpai
Based Bongman
He spent some time namefagging and dropping hot takes too, the fucker. It was pretty funny
>M8l8th
>white
chadcore
this is too funny
Why didn't you tell me about this band before /meal/?
What bands have you discovered this year?
This album sucks.
Everything they made past Into The Pandemonium sucks, and ITP itself isn't great.
my massacra shirt came in the mail
baséd
i don't get metallica
i listen to the other big 4 bands and other thrash bands but i can't for the life of me get into metallica
what am i missing
about 20-30 years of age
monotheist is pandemonium but good and triptykon stuff is even better
Triptykon is nu metal shit
cold lake is celtic frost's best album
Into The Pandemonium and Monotheist are equal because Monotheist has 2 good songs but is also a fucking hour, and that's balanced by Pandemonium being 30 minutes and having 2 good song, but also having the rest be fucking awful.
Yup this is the only good Anthrax song...
[fran] tick tick tick tick tick tock
Best Darkthrone Album coming through
Jahseh was essentially a clout martyr.
Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 20-year old.
As Jah was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.
The moral lesson of Jahseh's life story should be a cautionary tale of the ho..rrors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.
RIP Jah. See you in Heaven.
It isn't their best by any metric but it also isn't anywhere near as bad as everyone says.
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I wish Blackened Glam existed.
Pick up a guitar and fill the void.
don't draw attention to my drunkposting failures please
the vocals suck desu
watch concert footage of Cold Lake era Celtic Frost
SPIRIT
CRUSHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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music like this?
Why don't coloured people like metal?
spic or jew detected
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>tfw no 4/20 Sleep single
Om and Black Tusk would be my picks. Maybe Naxatras but most of their music is shit after the first album
darkness descends is the greatest metal record of all time
t. ultraboris babby
t. thrashitter
Something about the drumming in Beneath The Remains always bothered me but I can't put my finger on it... Don't know if it is the production or Igor's style... But it has always irked me a bit for some reason
the greatest metal album of all time may not be Master of Puppets (it's a good album, but not perfect and could stand to be knocked down a few pegs as far as reddit-level music discussion goes)
but. whatever the greatest album is, it's certainly not some "deathrash" album with 0 melody and 0 dynamics.
fucking contrarians and your fucking cirith ungol and manilla road bullshit.
there's room for difference of opinion, but if your top 10/50/whatever list doesn't have some Iron Maiden/Sabbath/Metallica near the very top, you definitely weren't there back in the day.
It's morrisound produced, which means the drums are fake (early sample replacement), just like every other album they did sans one or two.
people here will say I'm lying because there's a meme that overproduction only started in the 2000s, but it's true.
name one (1) that's better
lol what? i saw them tuesday and they were amazing. dirge was insane as well. return trip live was one of the greatest concert experiences i've had in a while, Liz was shredding too. overall they sounded great, every instrument audible and lots of energy from Jus. sometimes you'll just get unlucky though if they're tired or the mix is bad. The projector showing old cult film cuts added to the atmosphere and Funeralopolis was the greatest way to end with the audience shouting along
also ultraboris will always be based
dvne is okay but theres no way this is worth price of admission
If your top 10 doesn't have Crystal Logic than YOU are the tourist.
And neither Maiden nor Metallica made a top 10 worthy album.
Ultraboris is enjoyable only the first couple of reviews. Then you realize that all he does is go "THIS ALBUM METALS LIKE SOOO HARD OMG" and provides zero critical insight and his hackery is revealed.
idk about that but it's really fucking good
*snorts*
*pushes up glasses*
Wait. Do people actually give any credibility to what Metallum reviewers have to say?
tourists do
something something monster something something le boomer
usually I read the reviews and if they're not "I wanted x but I wanted x 0% worst ever" then I take it a bit more seriously
No but I still use the site to sometimes find new bands.
Damn, you might be right. I'm looking at albums that were mixed there and I'm noticing that many of them have productions that annoy me.
Who were the retards in charge of that place?
Why was this guy so based?
Because he fucked Chuck and didn't catch AIDS.
what makes him based in your eyes?
blame scott burns, it was his idea.
>He has engineered some of the top genre-defining death-metal albums such as Death's Human, Massacre's From Beyond, Obituary's Slowly We Rot, and Assück's Misery Index.
>From Beyond
>genre-defining
LOL
O
L
thoughts on the new allegaeon?
its supremely more listenable than proponent, but idk if its gonna make it anywhere near my regular listening
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