ITT: Perfect albums ruined by awful vocals

I'll start

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The vocals are fine.
How would you have done it?

Atilla > Dead

Attila's voice is gayer than Lou Reed doing a gay voice

>using gay as an insult
grow up

I don't mind atilla at all but Dead was much beter

Gay
Gayer

>I'll start
I'm waiting

have sex

lose weight

It’s actually shocking how much worse his vocals are on that than when he was with Tormentor.

it's not an insult you faggot, it Attila's voice is a feminine gay voice

It's the exact opposite

The vocals are the best thing about that album though.

commit suicide
>growling
>feminine
choose one

It's actually the drums, but yeah, the vocals are fine.

Rick has good solo albums but he invariably picks god awful singers

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dead was max lvl edgy and that's the extend of his talent

lose weight

it's not gay, it just sounds sleavy.

less norwegian teenagers worshipping satan to piss off their parents, more low IQ sex offender drooling over his latest victim.

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it sounds like he just kidnapped a toddler, and then started jerking off onto it.

ITT: shit taste and retards who deserve to die other than those defending our boy Attila

lose weight have gay sex

Jarboe...

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To me, the vocals sort of sound like a more harsh take on Cronos' approach.
Whether or not you like Venom is totally a personal preference thing.

lose weight and don't have sex until marriage.

bend over

If norwegian black metal is shitty, objectionable, and offensive sounding they have achieved their goal. The entire idea was to ruin the album with vocals that sounded like a lesser demon having an orgasm.

A lot of it got so shitty throughout and past the 90s because they stumbled upon something that sounded objectively good that was almost instantly copied and commercialized into ambient and lo-fi black metal.

Bad music = trve kvlt.

the vocals are just such a fucking mismatch. I get the demonic priest thing he is going for, but it just don't make for good music

gain w8 masturb8

hes voice sounded cool that's all I care

Could have very easily been the best in their discography had it not been Thom's worst vocal performance to date, minus maybe A Wolf at the Door, and that barely counts.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING PICKY OVER FUCKING BLACK METAL VOCALS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND BAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS, GO BACK TO KPOP IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRVE KVLT MUSIC

I never understood the froggy croaks some of these black metal vocalists do. I almost half-expect the song to break out into a jazz session

is this a joke? euronymous spent a long time on that album because he wanted it to be good. black metal wasn't about making music they thought was bad, it was about making the kind of music other people thought was bad but they liked

Obviously it worked because other people think it's bad.

A carefully polished turd.

>I am true kvlt
fuck off, they were just edgy teenagers making bad music

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*go back to sunbather

*plays babby's first prog metal riffs with tremolo picking, lows and mids cut all the way down, and treble all the way up*
*dubs in some fag talking from an old documentary*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
i weeeeeeeeeeeent toooooo the stooooooore to buuuuuy ooooorgaaaanic soooooooodaaaaaa laaaaaast tuuueeeeesssdaaaaay
BUT THEEEEEY ADDED ARTIFICIAAAAAL
SWEEEEEEEETEEEEEEENEEEEEEERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

obviously it did because attila's vocals are a goat normalfag filter

>albums ruined by awful vocals
All German techno for goths. That includes non German bands like "VNV Nation". Specially "VNV Nation".

then fuck off and listen to kpop

Yo guys, I haven't listened to Atila sing in Mayhem, but I like him a lot in Sun O))) What gives?

you mean "cascadian "black metal""

black metal for when you want it to sound more socially acceptable

Just contrarians, ignore them

>Not listening to instrumental version
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no I just stick to Mütiilation

That synth has not aged well at all

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Dead > Atilla
Live In Leipzig > De Mysteriis...
instrumental De Mysteriis > whole black metal

Deal with it
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kys

Atillafags should. Muh knight of darkness from hungary with his tuvan throat singing in high pitch making it sounds like a pissed off midget. Dead was fucking insane and Live In Leipzig is an absolute beast of a record. But I know it's hard to explain on a board where literally people base their tastes on memes

have sex

dead had an average rasp. atilla is a more original vocalist and sounds way cooler. dead is a meme because of everything but his actual vocals

I love the operatic vocals on the album's title track, fucking magnificent
fits the atmosphere really well
where do I go from darkthrone and mayhem?

this is a popular and distinctly burgerstanian meme. the dichotomy between having independent thoughts and uncommon hobbies and passions, and being a functional human being, is found nowhere else.

hard to comprehend for you mere americans, but people of leaf descent are more than capable of having opinions AND sex.

the trick? be able to talk about things other than your opinions instead of being a 24/7 correctness warrior. but only with people you can have sex with. anonymous fatties on the internet can bear them in full.

VNV Nation has great vocals what are you talking about.

why the fuck haven't I heard this? this is amazing

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anything by rush