holy fuck i hate this so much. just when i thought lil dicky had finally died off, the musical equivalent of herpes himself returns. what drove me to listen to this i'm not sure, morbid curiosity, maybe it was just to get it over with, i don't know. what i can tell you, however, is that listening to this song has been one of the single worst experiences of my life. i am not joking that this song has sent me into a flying rage i need to let it be known how much i fucking hated this, this is easily one of the worst songs i've ever heard. what absolutely terrifies me is this song's potential to be this generation's "we are the world" the beat is some absolute garbage, basic pop production, not really into pop too much, but it doesn't irritate me like it does for some. hell, i even have a guilty pleasure for ariana grande's production and a little bit of kkb here and there. this shit sounds like the end credits to a kids movie, bubble gum to a painful level. then we get into the list of people on this song other than Lil Dicky himself:
>Justin Bieber >Ariana Grande >Halsey >Zac Brown >Brendon Urie >Hailee Steinfeld >Wiz Khalifa >Snoop Dogg >Kevin Hart (the comedian, literally just says "I'm Kanye West" while a cartoon version of Kanye pops out, because I guess Kanye had too much self respect to allow himself to be on this utter dumpster fire) >Adam Levine >Shawn Mendes >Charlie Puth >Sia >Miley Cyrus >Lil Jon >Rita ORAORAORAORA >Miguel >Katy Perry >Lil Yachty >Ed Sheeran >Meghan Trainor >Joel Embiid (a fucking basketball player) >Tory Lanez >John Legend >the fucking gangnam style guy, i'm not even kidding >Kris Wu >Backstreet Boys >CG Leonardo DiCaprio telling you to recycle or some shit
the only people i really HATE on here are Adam Levine, Halsey, Ed Sheeran and Zac Brown, the rest i'm kinda neutral on, most of them have at least one song i thought was catchy at some point. (cont.)
holy fuck i want to place my ear next to an industrial sander and grind my ear off so i don't have to hear this supreme mental dickface of a song again
Zachary Hill
somehow nobody except lil yachty sounds like themselves on this. and he hasn't been good since the first lil boat tape, but then again, Snoop has literally just been used for "lololol weed xDD ever since after Drop It Like It's Hot/Pharrell era. what terrifies me the most about is the fact that its potential longevity due to the lineup which i think normies will eat into, even though it's literally some mediocre at best pop stars making dick jokes while we're supposed to care about the environment. i'm pretty far to the left,at least farther than most, and this song makes me want to deny climate change so hopefully the planet can die faster and thus rid the universe of this failed species, and more importantly lil dicky, FUCK this song with a cactus with no lube. no part of it sounds good, the animation is shit, and i'm probably gonna be hearing it for a while and i do not like that at all. this song is frustratingly bad. i hate it more than anything i have ever heard and that is with minimal hyperbole. i need to let out the anger that sitting through this song built in me. not sure how to cap this off other than the following: i hate lil dicky, i hate reality, i want to die.
god dammit the chorus is painfully lazy the jokes are dad joke level, it feels like the ending to the lorax but so much worse, how much did they pay these people to be here, i genuinely want to know how much money they put into lil dicky because every time i think he's finally gone he's back with 50 fucking celebrities to trudge down the path of awful music each year. i have lost faith in humanity, this song represents the worst about society today and it sounds so fucking awful i can already hear the annoying fucking bitch at work asking me what i think about this. i can hear my younger siblings playing this over and over, takes me back to when i was one of those kids and wow i was an annoying shit, i feel like a boomer and i'm barely in my 20s and i'm into a lot of zoomer shit like Playboi Carti and shit but this song inexplicably infuriates me on so many levels. wow this sucks
Gavin Mitchell
>bro listen all you have to do is say I'm Kanye West that's literally all you have to do please >scoop >ends the phone call
they probably had already made the animation before recording so they had no way to cut Kanye out lol
Dylan Evans
sometimes I wish I wasn't such a jaded music snob douchebag and I could actually find enjoyment and happiness from shit music/videos like this, like the brainwashed normies in the comments sections
Agreed, hope fantano puts it on his worst tracks this week
Kayden Evans
I refuse to believe that people like this. Like, I get that people have opinions and opinions are subjective but if you like this song, you're just flat out wrong. I can Understand why some one would think Sunbather is the best black metal album, I may not agree with them but I can see why. I may disagree with someone who says that Dark side of the moon is the best prog album but at the end of the day, I can still respect your opinion but if you like this your are wrong. PERIOD. It's like saying I like the taste of rotten cheese, You are incorrect. The lyrics are unfunny and unintelligent, the instrumentals are basic and annoying, Lil dicky's singing is insufferable and grating and everyone who was featured felt like they did it for a paycheck including snoop dog , and THATS fucking saying something. I am boiling with anger at the though if someone liking this. If you like this song and are currently reading this, remove music from your life entirely because just the association of a bottomfeeder like you is an insult to every music artist, fan, band, composer, record lable and anyone who has looked at a piano in their life.
I've jacked off to gay porn significantly less gay than this.
Honestly, environmentalists should be the most pissed off at this. It doesn't even trivialize their message it turns it into the banal trash. Yeah, we all love animals bro. Dude I love nutting haha.
