/metal/

>I dont like it so its bait
Child mentality

>black metal >>>>>>>> nu metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>> death metal
I can smell the sóy from here.

>he likes nu-metal

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TONIGHT THE CIRCLE IS MEETING AGAIN

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Why don't you boys like meshuggah

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why doesn't mesoyggah like me?

>inb4 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING

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Becoys he does not is lyke u

youtu.be/_k8gLyE0jqQ?t=110

You are now aware that Ricky Martin ripped off this riff for Livin' La Vida Loca.

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Typical burzum fan... This is why mayhem wins....

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Excuse me I have a question

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What is it?

I do.

>Stone Grave
>Stone Engraved
>Bone Grave
>Bone

Why do the metal-archives fags consider their material after the first album to not be metal?

because they're bad

What is dark metal

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Its thrash metal tho... Metal archive are for hipster fags

metal that is hard to see in low light conditions

meme tag
Bethlehem is simply black/doom

A genre that doesn't exist

youtube.com/watch?v=LWN7NZgsnIo

i think it was a term for black/doom metal that never really caught on

pure fucking nigger black metal

This was one of the first two metal albums I owned, so its hard for me to be unbiased about them

what degenerate lyrics

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I do.
Not that album, though.

Hybrid genre tags usually sound ugly though. Blackened death is the worst.
Dark metal has been appropriated for a while by corsetcore bands, we need to take it back.

made up genre by Wikipedian scene tourists

why do you think she's called a whore

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hell yeah brother, just finished listening to the entire tool discography. Now I'm blasting

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METAL
TRUTH IS BLACK METAL
METAL
TRUTH IS BLACK METAL AND HELL

>To(urist)ol

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the name of an album so based it started its own subgenre that no one else uses

that album cover would be a lot better without the text or gold designs

youtube.com/watch?v=r9bCsVTdn3I

that album would be a lot better without any of the songs

post your favorite album from the 90's / 2000's / 2010's

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are you me?

>An Upvoting to the Redditors

I listened to Blackwater Park and it sucked, mostly for the shitty clean production.
Are their early albums any better?

based, are those your picks as well?

yeah back when I was a fag lol

nice

Why do people like Mortal Throne of Nazarene? It's just a big wet fart of an album to my ears in just about every way. It's the only Incantation album I can't get into.

what is on the right?

epic

Have you heard the alt mix then? With the reverse track order

wtf is corsetcore, i'm intrigued

Eat my poo

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big tittied goth girls singing over shitty power chords while a last semester music school dropout plays spooky keyboard loops

Agalloch - Marrow of the Spirit

Ohh yeah I remember that. I forget if I liked it better or worse. I will check it out.

Rage Against the Machine - Bombtrack's 'hook'/chorus uses the same scale too, just with one extra chromatic note and a different tuning. That note-octave pattern is really fucking versatile

no thank you

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darkskin.bandcamp.com/album/true-black-supremacy

you'd probably like My Arms Your Hearse better

sounds hot

lmao caverncore

mercyful fat

Imagine how sweaty she gets after playing an hour and a half long show in the middle of the day

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Goth shit with "beauty and the beast" vocals, basically Evanescence but slightly more metal

death metal you say?

No.

so like Theatre of Tragedy type shit? i actually don't hate it.

post more metal qts

Blackwater Park is their best imo, maybe the band isn't for you which is a shame because you're missing out

Shame about the AIDS though.

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women aren't into metal they only pretend to like it to get dick

bugchasing is trve

>tfw no black metal gf

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>know girl who says she'd get turned on if she fucked to NSBM
>she's taken
for fucks sake

he said qts not uggos

Blackwater is way less fun than Ghost Reveries

if they're good enough for Fenriz they're good enough for me

good feel

cringe

>fun

nu-male picks

better than your taste

>not if it was you

nah

post yours than faggot

suck my dick

>calls other peoples taste nu-male
>doesn't post his own
you're a pussy

>strong amazon goddess with a powerful voice
>makes her band mates look like manlets
>triggers slayer-loving neckbeards
>is an inspiration to girls everywhere who are told they cannot do boy stuff
>she will never sit on your face because you're not good enough
how can one woman be so based

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>floor
D R O P P E D

I had trouble choosing which one to put for the 90's

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Nightwish sucks ass

girls are icky and have cooties
stop posting thots

>best Chasm
Pretty noice taste my dude

>>is an inspiration to girls everywhere who are told they cannot do boy stuff
she didn't prove anything
women don't belong in metal

incel spotted

Fucking disgusting tourists, let me show you how it's done
90s: CRANIAL IMPALEMENT
00s: EVOKING THE ABOMINATION
10s: PUTRESEMINAL MORPHODYSPLASTIC VIRULENCY

I have the new Sielunvihollinen and you don't.

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have sex

Jelly is my favorite song on that album

>women don't belong in metal
they don't belong in music in general other than being great bassists

my dick doesn't belong in your mom but it's there anyways

more like great ASSists

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>literally who? mediocre albums
also I've listened to more metal than you

BASED NIGGER BLACK METAL

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cringe and bluepilled

lmao what fucking woman is a great bassist?

incel spotted

>hasn't listened to bolt thrower

>literally who
this is almost as funny as it is pathetic

>great bassists
no they take the role of bass as it's easy, none of them are that good
all the best bassist are male

in what way is she a great bassist? there is nothing noteworthy about her playing.

your mum's male

>bass is easy
What shit bands have you been listening to?

i bet if the woman wasn't in the band, they wouldn't make such trash music

cringe take

suck my dick sissy

not metal, but tina weymouth is a fantastic bassist. bolt thrower's bassist was alright too, but all their shit's really simple to play on every instrument except drums so i don't consider her 'great'

have you ever played it before?
it's an easy to learn, hard to master instrument
ive not seen a female bassist that does anything except the bassists and the odd nice bit, even if its pure wankery ive not seen any girls do cryptopsy-tier slap bass or beyond creation fretless sweeps and all that fancy shite

youtube.com/watch?v=6LbAmew4OZU
"no"

have sex

>Typical burzum fan... This is why mayhem wins....

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Slap bass in metal is a meme and its use in None So Vile is pure gimmick. It doesn't add anything substantial to the songs except in a few specific instances.
I love None So Vile, it's one of my favorite death metal albums, and I am a bassist myself. But I still don't see the slapping in that album as anything other than gimmicky.

Most metal bassists aren't even as good as Steve Harris

got 'em

90s: Beherit - Drawing Down the Moon
00s: Beherit - Engram
10s: Beherit - At the Devil's Studio

wtf i love getting pegged now

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nty, good taste tho

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I want a post-wall artho to screw while listening to Averse Sefira

pic related. great album.

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fags

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first album is straight up programme death, and my fave of theirs.

Second and third albums are decent-tier. I don't much like their other albums

How do i get this phenotype

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Basically just channel the spirit of Motorhead and you'll be granted elder god riffing and phenotype powers

But how though

Pics or it didn't happen. I don't think the vinyl or cds have made it from the press yet.

They have music on computers now

idk, try casting incantations while going twice over the limit on a motorbike

I can go to the fucking bandcamp page too. That doesn't mean you own it.

A harddrive full of music is not a music collection.

lol kill yourself boomer

t. 50 year old boomer who jerks off to his vinyl collecton

I have the new Sielunvihollinen, and you don't.

Grand Declaration > De Mysteriis > Chimera > Esoteric Warfare > Ordo ad Chao

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AI randomly generated brutal death metal:

youtu.be/CNNmBtNcccE

> mfw it's good

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Grand Declaration of War is such a fucking good album.

>listens for 20 seconds
>already 3 shitty deathcore breakdowns

it sounds like archspire

It's trained on archspire, check the description

garbage

y tho

>tfw being a metalhead in a south-eastern European country
We have it the worst here, not to mention I live in some remote fucking village,shit sucks.

This is one of the worst things I have ever heard.

Hey. You speak English and have the internet.

Where exactly do you live? Some ex-yugoslavian country, I assume. I've always wanted to visit those places.

people here are musically retarded,I meant in that sense,everyone has internet here.
>Some ex-yugoslavian country, I assume.
exactly.It's kinda hard to find someone interested in music here let alone metal.
Every day I cope.

Based and redpilled.

Is life where you live comfy or is it miserable? As I've said, I always wanted to visit.

>wanting to invite the international Jew in your comfy little village
baka

pretty comfy if you're a turbo folk listening subhuman,but in general we're very hospitable people.

Sweet. What about the quality of qts? I mean, mediterranean people are famous for being pretty, bongs are famous for being inbred ogres (and I can confirm this from experience, lol), but I don't know how the other regions of europe are perceived when it comes to beauty.

Baroness First and Second. This was before they went the nickelback route and sold out. Believe it or not they used to be really talented, I'll never undersrand why they went pop like BMTH

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Ghoul is fucking great. Wish they would release another one.

What's a band I might like if I like Sleep a fucking lot and kinda like Belzebong and Electric Wizard but don't think they compete with Sleep. For further reference, I also really like Om and only kinda like High on Fire.

RITES OF DEATH
RETURN TO HELL
I AM SATAN'S CHILD
ATTACK WITH SPELL

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Why does Varg hate tattoos so much considering the ol’ pagans loved them and it was the Christians who banned tattoos?

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better question: why did they cast an overweight mexican to play him

what the fuck is that, don't ever post it again
sounds like som faggots in /meal/ would like anyway

>mexican
It’s funnier than that.

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>mexican
That's a jew.

>PUTRESEMINAL MORPHODYSPLASTIC VIRULENCY
based

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>87255698
reminder that obscure doesn't mean better you fucking retard

>if it isn't mainstream then people are only pretending to like it
imagine being this much of a tourist

Obscure albums are shit though

none of those are obscure

Got any bands like Warbringer and Lazarus A.D.?

>overweight
>doesn't work
>doesn't pay taxes
>immigrant leech
>insults the native population and pretends he owns the place
>obsessed with la raza
He is a Mexican

That isn't what he said, dude, you know it isn't. he's kinda right though, an album's obscurity has no definite relation to its quality, even if its fans are authentic.

Your're a tourist for only listening to obscure shit that sounds like me taking a shit on a hot summers day

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Recommend some Black Metal that's actually good and not cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=ly8z9fmZ1gM

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Cathedral blows

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>On ne sluša Huleta, Sinana i Ipčeta u pauzama od blastanja Burzuma i Peste Noirea
Pičko

Ghoul did a anti-nazi song recently. Soi band now.

>Ghoul did a anti-nazi song recently. Soi band now.

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Are those nazis?

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Why does nobody ever mentions Bathory's second album?

No

it filters plebs

ROARING HIGH ON A SILVER STREAK
THUNDERING AGAIN
WARP 7

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t. razorfist

New Deserted Fear album sounds more melodeath than the previous albums. I hope they don't stick to this sound.

being against nazis makes you based desu

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What? The last album was melodeath too.

weed, burgers, and beer everyday. and judging by his pecs, never lift any weights.

this
facism is conformist chink-tier bullshit
metal is all about glorious individualism

Was it? I don't remember.

Why is /meal/ contrarian?

Fenriz loves it.

give me an example

>chink metal band is about killing dogs
it's like pottery

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THE RETURN OF THE DARKNESS AND EVIL
THE RETURN OF THE FIRE AND FLAME
THE RETURN OF MY MASTER SATAN
THE RETURN OF DESIRE AND PAIN

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lol at that fucking snake

Lmao

There were loads of people hating on Death yesterday and if you post a well known album they will call it onions or nu-male

That's because Death after Human sucks and is for gays

It was also filled with people saying they were good. Nu-male or onions translates to "I don't like" in anything.

death, black (except black thrash), post-80s doom, and sludge are all soi genres. there, just saved you weeks of lurking, give me a (You) to say thanks.

don't even talk to me if you don't like this shit

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Fenriz is a degenerate skinny-fat bandwagon trendhopper known for releasing only 2 or 3 decent albums
He's basically the Norwegian Robb Flynn

>Ghoul did a anti-nazi song recently
What song? I didn't know they released anything since Dungeon Bastards.

oh nono nonooono

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Death after Human is the best thing to happen to death metal

They did a split with Ill Bill, did a Samhain cover, and release the anti-nazi song called "Nazi Smasher" for Worldwide Organization of Metalheads Against Nazis II.

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>Burzum
can't tell if this is a parody

Since /meal/ is a /pol/ friendly general it looks like they can't like Ghoul anymore. They're a soi band.

Thanks, found it right after I posted. It's pretty good. Can't really disagree with their saying most of these people are cosplaying faggots who deserve to get beat the fuck up, but it clearly lacks self-awareness that most of the people who talk about smashing nazis are even bigger faggots. Ah well, still like Ghoul's overall thing. It is about as close to punk as I can allow.

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Only one to mention them is you user. Do they (/pol/) live rent free in your head?

>pol
more like plol ha

I want to give her the biggest hug ever :3

But I am /pol/ my fellow metalhead. I'm the one who reminds /meal/ that /pol/ is pro-Christian and /meal/ is, by proxy, a pro-Christian general.

this one is cringe btw

Then you're a fag because politics suck.

that's a creative way of spelling based

ildjarn is trash

brown men larping as white christians arent christians. now pls leave.

gimmie some classic tier metal albums guys

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link?

Lmao. I bet you're one of the fag who likes these videos aren't you?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk

i stopped listening to metal in my teens and mainly listened to teen tier 'metal' like BMTH or A7X or stuff, but that album was always my favourite.
i should really get back into it though

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1. go to rateyourmusic.com
2. go to charts
3. set chart to top metal albums
4. ???
5. profit

>worshipping a desert jew from 2000 years ago
yikes

t.

Oh my god Yea Forums is contrarian today even more than ever, I think it's just bait

>this is not ironic
what the fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=LkGRMB7_Ld4

What happened

See

ildjarn is the ultimate pleb filter

in the sense that everyone who listens to ildjarn is a trihard pleb

i don't feel the need to flaunt my taste to Yea Forums losers for credibility

Atilla is shit singer though

>/pol/
>christian
nu/pol/ is full of retarded magapedes, but if you actually want some 1488 gas the kike on a stick you have to go to the real pol

then we have something in common

pleb kys

>but if you actually want some 1488 gas the kike on a stick you have to go to the real pol

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What is real pol

in the sense that anybody who doesn't like ildjarn is a pleb
yeah and i'm still gonna shit on some hipster ass bullshit when i see it

stop listening to metal

I've already fucked your mom

no

ildjarn is literally hipster bullshit poser

have sex

ildjarn is true black metal that repels wimps and posers like you

/meal/ in a nutshell
>x is shit

More like
>x is soi

I stopped following Ildjarn after he released Seven Harmonies of Unknown Truths. He peaked at Unknown Truths and has been shit since then.

yeah, sure right

this post is onions

and you're a cunt

except it’s not true, there’s no riffs and it’s disguised punk music. But you wouldn’t know because you only pose

wow do you kiss your dad with that mouth

No but I suck his cock

that's pretty kvlt

>But I am /pol/ my fellow metalhead. I'm the one who reminds /meal/ that /pol/ is pro-Christian and /meal/ is, by proxy, a pro-Christian general

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i've been here like 30 seconds and i already want to leave

[spoiler]metal for this feel?[/spoiler]

post some good black metal genre fusions
youtube.com/watch?v=R7-LReTe75k

it's cancer isn't it?

>Guttural Slug
Based

What if my taste isn't söy but I'm curious about pegging?

>It's been 12 years since Malodorous released a album

Why are people curious of cucking fetishes when all one has to do to experience it is being a gamer?

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pegging != cuckoldry

t.virgin

...

>there’s no riffs
you have no balls

I'm not a gamer.

i am a gamer and i have gf who i put my penis in on a weekly basis

sure you do

>t. riffless virgin

>i am a gamer

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lmao he doesn't like death metal what a cool guy wow

gay

based

punkfag

le anything minimal is punk meme

What's some good metal to listen too when i'm on the treadmill? Something that'll make the time pass quicker.

WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL

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based

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>treadmill
why do people use these things?
just run outside you clown

Elliptical so I don't fuck my knees up.

I put my penis in a girl too, however I don't play games.

fag

What's the most oddest entry you can find on metallum? Something that seems like it shouldn't be on the site but it is.

I say Hank Williams III.

>Elliptical so I don't fuck my knees up.

What do you mean? Literally just go outside and run, why are you so concerned about hurting your knees? If you live in an "URBAN" area just buy shoes that are designed to run on concrete.

how will running across the earth fuck your knees up you absolute homosexual?

Cuz I'm fat. Not too fat, but if I go running at all it'll start hurting. Lost 40 tho and 40 more to go.

Where is based bulldozing blackthrashing leatherposter?

Good job m8. Good luck on your goal.

youtube.com/watch?v=0EvXEgcp_kA

Thanks senpai

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I don't think anything tops Hank Williams III, but I guess the closest I could think of would be Devil Doctor.

>weekly basis
Low test.

fuck i meant Devil Doll

Bruh I literally started running half a year ago, you're gonna do great if you start now, there's literally not a better start than right now.

Filtered

Porn'stache BloatPike best Pike.

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"Khanrads Wall" caught me off guard when I listened it for the first time but I really do like that one now.
It's like some Islam OM instead of Orthodox OM we know.

this a soyy general?

pls do not make a new thread this general needs to die

...

Show us the amount of genre-defining albums you have written, recorded, and released. Oh, you don't have shit? Youve done nothing musical ever? Fuck off and die cunt