If he hates the Beatles so much why the fuck does he like a band that sounds exactly like the Beatles so much?

If he hates the Beatles so much why the fuck does he like a band that sounds exactly like the Beatles so much?

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because he's retarded

you are dumb

How do they sound like the Beatles?

Scaruffi is a pretentious tit with bad taste but The Doors do not sound like The Beatles.

TVU are also a Beatles clone and he rates them even higher, he's a fucking joke and clueless about music.

>artist is clearly influenced by the beatles
>he credits this to “merseybeat”
Mmm yes, who could overlook the lasting legacy of Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas?

why would you say that The Doors sound like The Beatles?

How dumb are you guys?

Because he's an edgelord pseud who secretly likes the Beatles but knows it isn't sufficiently contrarian to say so. If you read his full article he refers to Strawberry Fields, Girl, Michelle, and We Can Work It Out as "masterpieces," Yesterday is "the slow song par excellence," Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds is "ethereal," and Eleanor Rigby is a "classic."

His review of Abbey Road
>Abbey Road (1969), is a vaudeville-style operetta that combines every genre in a steady stream of melodies and structurally perfect arrangements. It is the summa encyclopaedica of their career. It is a series of self-mocking vignettes, mimicking now the circus worker (Maxwell's Silver Hammer), now the crooner (Oh Darling, a parody a la Bonzo Band), now the baby-sitter (Octopus's Garden, in the silly vein of Yellow Submarine), culminating in the overwhelming suite of side B. Starting with the primitive exuberance of You Never Give Me Your Money (a mini rock opera worthy of early Zappa) and Mean Mr Mustard, the suite comes in thick and fast with Polytheme Pam and She Came In Thru The Bathroom Window, and dies melancholically with yet another goliardic chorus, Carry That Weight (that reprises the motifs of Money and I Want You). It is the apotheosis of the belated music hall entertainer in Paul McCartney. And it is, above all, a masterpiece of production, of sound, of sonic puzzles.

If he wasn't so fucking insincere and pretentious he'd probably be a half decent music critic

>He thinks that the doors sounds like the Beatles
LOLing at your life

He hates white people

Jimbo's vocals BTFO any of the beedles'

Who cares?
OP literally said The Doors sound exactly like The Beatles, did you miss that? Retard.

cool rant bro, stay on topic thanks

I love how there's a CD reissue column. That's literally adding no value

>ethereal
kek as if that means its a masterpiece. Scaruffi gave it a 7. Which is a really good score. He said the Beatles wrote several melodic masterpieces. People just ignore that and focus on THE FACT THAT.

Truth is Scaruffi doesnt care for melody that much, he thinks Elton John wrote melodies as good as the Beatles.

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>that sounds exactly like the Beatles
?????

best post itt

>Yesterday is "the slow song par excellence,"
He prefers Help! over Yesterday, what the fuck are you talking about

>The Doors sound like the Beatles

>The Doors higher than Popol Vuh

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