Lol my girlfriend showed me her old dating profile from before we met. What do you think of her taste in music?
Lol my girlfriend showed me her old dating profile from before we met. What do you think of her taste in music?
REV UP THOSE RYAN GOSLINGS BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT
I can see this thread going well
Did you just dox your own girlfriend faggot or is it someone you're trying to get revenge on because she wouldn't fuck you. I sincerely hope the latter.
this is the 10,000th time i've seen this post
Yeah you can totally do a lot with a generic username and a city she doesn’t even live in anymore. Go wild!
from that profile she looks like a boring personality vacuum.
Hello newfriend
She's cute
>not thrifty
>horse girl
Oh nononono
>26
Only one I've heard of is Royksopp and I'm surprised they're still going
I literally haven't heard a single band she listed so if were using the CLT rating method its 5/10
>my horse
dropped
Op, what are you doing? Now I have to harass her
daring today aren't we?
>every girl who has ever been into horses
Probably because she's on boyfriend #10,000 right now.
I don't know what it is about equestrianism but girls who ride horses are always insufferable
>less sex-driven
DROPPED
She looks 12.
i've never understood the appeal of horses but women who like them are a meme somehow. it's confusing.
no men can compare to a strong muscular beast they learn to tame between their thighs
She probably lies like hell in this bio to make guys think she's pure and innocent
STEER CLEAR
It’s a subtle sign that if you’re under 8 inches then she’s not interested.
not true btw, dated an equestrian for years and could satisfy her very quickly with my 5 3/4 inch wonder. It’s more about control and you never being allowed to be weak.
you shouldn't tell lies on the internet, OP. I don't care if you want to do roleplay that you have a gf, but at least have the common courtesy to come out and say that instead of making an off-topic, bad faith thread.
Why would you expect any of these autists to understand? The extant of their knowledge of sex is limited to extreme hentai, which as it turns out isn't very accurate about what actual love-making is like. Certainly there are vapid size queens out there, but they're not worth dwelling on. Don't let shallow people live rent-free in your head.
>Christian (and it's important)
D R O P P E D
this t b h
You have awful taste in women.
nigga thats not you gf
wtf does that matter shes a 11/10 and seems wifey material
this and not in the good way
women who ride horses also ride horse cock
have faith
Heil Odin. Burn, Xtian.
Fake this was a /pol/ troll
>MA in Art History
>shit indie taste
>"omg too many to count"
>really good at sewing/knitting/horse riding
>religious
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I think she's about to leave you once I tell her you posted her info on Yea Forums
It's not a real profile dude it was made for a /pol/ thread as a "traditional Christian girl" larp to troll the incels
You're all wrong about horse girls. Some are autustic yes but the ones who actually have horses are fit women with a lot of money who love to fuck.
Roastie detected.