/havesex/

have sex

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Only if you do it with me.

HOW!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

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yo anyone wanna do a /havesex/ meetup and have sex? im bi so im cool with dicks

lack of dignity + prostitution = sex

Here's an opinion:
Yeah, but what if I watch someone do it for free & ejaculate at my own pace?

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fuck this sense of dignity i've been cursed with

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>tfw you don’t have any opportunities to talk to the qt at work
>see plenty of dudes chatting her up
>want to make some small talk with her and possibly ask her out to do something together
>she’s so pretty it’s almost impossible that someone already hasn’t done this
>probably has a boyfriend anyways

Shit is making me fucking sad, desu. I can’t stop thinking about her. I just want to cuddle with her in my bed as we listen to music and make eachother laugh.

>go on Yea Forums ,the one place I felt welcome
>virgin discrimination goes on here too
Are virgins the most oppressed group of people? Most people cannot comprehend our suffering.

Only if you don’t use a condom.

have sax

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have sex or don’t have sex. you’ll regret both.

Your money could be expanded by being the Prostitutioner, rather than the Prostitutionee.

have sex

Then do it with me, god damn it.

but I'm ugly

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Funny mind if I do

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i wanna have sex with him

have sex

For the last time: Do it with me, then.

THESE ARE ALL LITERALLY THE SAME FAG AAAHHHHHHHHAJHJSJNSJSJZNNZNZJZNZJJZJZNZNSNZKZKZKKZNZBSBKAKQPPALXNNCHCYIEPQKZNCBGUEOWKSNDBEUOWNXNDBEJJWODKEBWIOAKAKSLSHAVESEXJSJDJDKSKSKSKNSNSKAKANZNZNZKSKSKKSKSLALALSLLALALAL

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trannies make me sick

have sex

Don’t knock them until you knock them, if you know what I mean, babe. ;)

based, trannies are great to fuck and ditch

>particularly pre-op nat-vag ones

RIP your head I know I went there

how do I go back ;_;

cum with me

Me first! Me first! ;P

Girls wont have sex with me cause my penis is too big

I wouldn’t mind, honey. ;)

I want to love this thread, sexually.

I want you to love me, sexually.

i'm fine virgin, i don't find women attractive anymore and i'm not a faggot too.

i wish my penis wasnt an innie

have gex

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Having sex causes more CO2 emissions and that is a bad thing for the climate.

ok i n c e l

Got dumped in June of 2018, about to hit a year of no sex. Feel ok for now I guess.

Have sex incel

>gay
>can load up an app right now and find someone to fuck within the next 10 minutes
>tfw straightbros will never have it this easy

(me) on the right and (straightbros) in the middle

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I unironically wish I was born a fag.
Can't change the way my brain is wired though. Gotta live with the curse.