>have sex >have sex >have sex Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
Fucking based >No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant "it's ok I'm on the pill ;))))" No you are not you stupid roastie, also I don't want to get AIDS anyway. You wouldn't believe how many men are gullible enough to fall for it. Good thing we are going to have pills of our own now too so there's absolutely no way to fail in that regard anymore.
Caleb Mitchell
Do exercise Lose weight Get a job Become independent Dumb piece of shit.
Ryan Moore
seething
Ethan Foster
I honestly believe humans are destined to make sex obsolete. We are finally at the stage of beginning to manufacture our own evolution. Humans today are almost like cyborgs compared to humans 100 years ago. Another century of such rapid technological development and we'll finally be able to abandon the mortal coil, ascend into a techno-magical realm of pseudo realism. We are on track to become Gods of our own individual realms where mere desires of flesh such as sex and hunger will no longer exist.
Jason Miller
have sex
Mason Edwards
Recreational sex will never be obsolete
Nolan Cooper
No one is forcing you to be fat and ugly, yet there you are.
Grayson Myers
have sex is have sex to have sex and yet have sex
Dominic Campbell
ok i n c e l
Charles Rivera
ok i n c e l
Justin Brown
>LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great
Under no circumstances should any of you do this. A girl I was fucking lied to me being on birth control and now I'm a dad with a bitch I don't like that with a cut taken from my wagecuck paycheck
Sebastian Garcia
Yeah, did you read the rest of his post
James Powell
i just did this on friday we were making out and shit and she was like you wanna? im on birth control and i wasnt gonna just leave
Adam Nelson
Go sleep kid, you have to go to school tomorrow.
Nicholas Perez
did you cum inside
Josiah Bailey
Hope you have a stable job wagie
Daniel Morris
hehe i have no job im in high school :)
Jeremiah Hall
yes, mistakes were made
Liam Hill
MODS
Jaxon Parker
retard even though she said she was on birth control i wasnt about to test it
