>meet shy artsy qt at uni >caught her looking at me several times during the day every day >she always smiles and plays with her hair when i talk to her >looks like i'm on some good shit >find her instagram >she has a bf >her bf is a ugly retard who plays in a butt rock cover band
i was so close lads, it's unfair, why everytime i'm starting something good a girl i find out she has a shitty bf, fuck im so angry. Anyways, what's your album of the year so far? mine is remind me tomorrow.
It's not like you need to give her good sex, you just have to lie, she will fall for it
Joshua Brown
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Josiah Lee
god i hate Yea Forums this place is so depressing
Jack Roberts
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Carter Reyes
How so?
Camden Rivera
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Cameron Wood
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Jordan Parker
AOTY so far is catdog, I'm fucking loving it
Mason Hernandez
why are you here then? just to suffer?
Brody Sanders
what's wrong with having a bodyfat you idiot? everyone has it including you. saying girls have shitty bodyfat is pathetic, why don't you tell us what your bodyfat is, because guess what, you have it too, you're human, and i'm sure yours is even shittier
Sebastian Miller
You must be fat.
Colton Cook
>her bf is a ugly retard who plays in a butt rock cover band he sounds cooler than a bitter incel who talks behind peoples backs on japanese cartoon boards
Cooper Peterson
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Zachary Sanchez
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Noah Powell
OP here: UPDATE: HER BOYFRIEND WEARS FEDORAS, I REPEAT, HER BOYFRIEND WEARS FEDORAS
Cameron Cooper
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Tyler Nelson
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Sebastian Price
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Cooper Butler
>i was so close lads Based on your story you werent
Eli Cook
maybe you should wear a trilby, as a way to "outclass" him?