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based

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

black metal sucks

t. pleb filtered by harsh vocals

deathrash (cthuhlu edition)
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deathrash
two bassists edition

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WHAAAAT AARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTIN?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

I refer to an interview from Cercle Non Conforme where La Famine addresses Neige as "My Dear Neige. . ." [1] . It is obvious La Famine had feelins for Neige, but Neige was lost from Les Legions Loires because Famine was so large on French pride and nationalism as Snape was to the black arts. Neige left Les Legions Noires for the Mediterranean French Black metal circle with bands like Omega deathspell and Mutiliation. La Famine over time got more involved with the nationalism side of BM, but was still on the border as various members came and went telling him not to get involved until he finally got close to Alexei of M8L8TH. Alexei was always a troubled boy as was Tom Riddles, as he couldn't control his musical magnificence without killing or harming someone in the process. Now He has come together to front Militant Zone, the Death Eaters as they divide the nsbm community in Europe and Asia between music and motive.

The only question is, who is Harry Potter?

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nth for GHOULS

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I'm not a fan of the vocas compared to Iron Maidens's others, but this shit is still catchy

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I have been listening to this for a week now
anything similar? It's so good

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the best leviathan album

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>Domination
BASED
>Where the slime Live
yikes

Opinions on Axeslasher?

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oh boy, recently listened some more bathory :D
Really like Blood on ice, helps me with writing stories!

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what is that video title holy shit
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somehow your taste went back to shit

My dudes... I've looked around, but cannot find anything that satisfies the itch. Recommend something along the lines of Eternal Champion's "Armor of Ire"

Sumerlands - Sumerlands
Demon Bitch - Hellfriends

Thank you! I'll be checking them out RIGHT NOW.

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Any riffs/song similar to
Opeth - Blackwater Park, especially from 9:50?
youtube.com/watch?v=j4xCb_OU_lM

Sounds too generically 80s to be the best. SBS & Sabotage are tied for best.

Do we like Screaming For Vengeance?

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who tf even listens to 80s sabbath aside from heaven and hell
no apart from first song

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>he doesn't like Judas Priest
>he doesn't like Black Sabbath
leave the hall

Have you heard Manilla Road and Visigoth?

>who tf even listens to 80s sabbath aside from heaven and hell
Non-tourists. Mob Rules and Headless Cross are also top-tier and better than Heaven & Hell.

Could I get some recommendations for BM albums?
My favorite albums are:
Storm of the Light's Bane
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Desert Northern Hell
Goat Horns
Malice (Our Third Spell)
Bergtatt
Tears of Mortal Soltiude
Dark Metal
Vikingligr veldi
At The Heart of Winter

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>SBS & Sabotage are tied for best.
If the first three albums didn't exist i would agree with you.

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>Electric Eye
>Riding On The Wind
>Bloodstone
>Screaming For Vengeance
yeah it's pretty based
It's hard to recommend something when you're just saying you've heard the popular ones

Then give me your favorites then
or a RYM list of the good ones

I'll give you one but stop being so fucking lazy and just look some up yourself

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ATTACK THE CHURCH

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imagine believing that

*first four ftfy

Listen to this or go to to Hell.

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imagine being so musically retarded you think boogie woogie hippie bullshit blues rock is better than a heavy metal masterpiece

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>tony's last resort to milk some money from the old fame is better than all-time metal classics from 70s
sure thing buddy

Yes but I like Defenders of the Faith better
>shitting on Mob Rules

>t.ourist

good arguments, better post some reaction pic with it

Ok sorry

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Why would you expect an argument as response to something that isn't an argument in the first place?

This is based.

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uhhh, hope you l like symphonic goth bm

fag

Tankard or Anthrax?

Crimson 1 or 2?

Isengard if you can even count that as BM

Deströyer 666 - Unchain the Wolves
Behexen - Rituale Satanum
Anaal Nathrakh - In the Constellation...
Impaled Nazarene - Torz Torz
Master's Hammer - Ritual
Dark Funeral - The Secrets of the Black Arts
Hahohej - Dethrone the Son of God (save this one for when you're pissed)

1

No

SO COME ON
JUMP IN THE FIYAH

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can I get uhh, more songs with riffs like these?
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no

Who the fuck came up with that "big four" bullshit and why would you consider Anthrax one of them?

Album sales and 80s autism.

ok, this is epic

Are people actually this fucking retarded? The big four is based on sales.

It fucking sucks

Gayest shit I've ever fuckin seen

I still find it hard to believe that Anthrax sold more than Overkill or Exodus but ok.

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>scrolls past lists of classic bands that would take years to fully explore
>"can I uhhh get another band who sampled the same snare as morbid angel at 3:23 in this song"

Grab a shovel and dig, faggot

Tbh that song is the only one I like off of Domination. That record is so inferior to the 3 that proceeded it, and to Formulas as well.

t.

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What a brave opinion to have on meal

Well La Famine's the one that wanted to fuck Neige.

>he likes morbid angel past covenant
see:

youtu.be/8571nLaHecs
youtu.be/hv_hvxiFnyI
youtu.be/8vxiYh-UTXM
these songs are good

What's up you fucking faggots?

Still arguing over whether or not increasingly niche portions of already niche subgenres count as "real" parts of said subgenres?

autism is kvlt, get over it

Literal garbage

Just another day on this board

>NOOOOO
>BASTARD BABY
>WILL INHERIT WHAT'S MINE

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3 Inches of Blood is black emtal damnit!

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KILL

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ABIGAIL HAS BEEN IN HERE FOR YEARS AND YEARS

STILLBORN!

3 Incels of Blood

What's the album this spurdo edit is parodying?

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>ask for high-pitched pinch-harmonic-esque riffs found in those 3 songs
>get told about AoM's drumming, album i've heard 300 million times
based faggot being retarded

Arktis by Ihsahn

bihsahn - barktis
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hahaha ebic meme with the names! xD

Murmuure's facebook page was updated in the first time in a while
Hopefully he'll release something new this year

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>facebook
into the trash it goes

Man, the only thing on this list that I like is Pentagram. I don't know, I guess I just like the hard music that nerds and disaffected British guys made in their basements in the late 70s and early 80s. After '82 or '83 for me, it just loses the plot.

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Race Against Time - Bedtime

Dudes having fun singing about fucking to extremely heavy but woefully underproduced guitars.

youtube.com/watch?v=d4VOg7-Jf6w
Angel Witch - Sorceress

I think this was probably the heaviest song written in the 70s. I can't think of anything heavier. Absolutely insane.

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Praying Mantis - Captured City

Just a nice, catchy song. Feels good.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nspf_t41bF8
Triarchy - Juliet's Tomb

Something about this song feels really special and important. Maybe the singer's passion, maybe that garage feel or the fact that the formula wasn't down yet, and they were making a sound that was never really followed-up on. I really like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=ezw0bCuy0sM
High Treason - Saturday Night Special

Rough and unpolished song with a great chorus, really strong pop sensibilities for a heavy metal tune. Just great stuff.

I guess I like the metal from before the form was fully developed. I like the places it could have gone more than the places it did go.

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i love this album. but how is it 1st wave bm?

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More extreme than its contemporaries, that's the main qualifier for most first wave.

underrated

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gay boomer doesn't even like King Diamond
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Yeah, I like King Diamond and Venom. I just never had the same attachment to them as I did to all those nerds that never made it.

>Atmospheric Post-Black/Death/Sludge Metal

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JESUS STAIN
BRARHARHARHAHRHAHRHARHAH
JESUS STAIN
BRAHRHAHRHARHARHRHAHHAR
JESUS STAIN

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Found this gem recently:

youtu.be/d0copFbXKk0

How are you enjoying your first year of metal user?

Not my first year, I'm just way too slow exploring outside of popular/mainstream releases lmao. Been trying to fix that lately.

UP FROM THE GROUND AROSE SUCH A SIGHT

PRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATAN

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PRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
SATAN-ATAN-ATAN-ATAN
PRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
SATAN-ATAN-ATAN-ATAN
PRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
SATAN-ATAN-ATAN-ATAN

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Is Venom Inc any good?

No.

>who tf even listens to 80s sabbath aside from heaven and hell
this is some hardcore tourism, not gonna lie

Tankard by a wide margin.
imo The Morning After is one of the best thrash albums from germany and a strong candidate for best thrash album of 1988.

Nothing noteworthy but better than Cronos's current Venom.

is this the most metal moment ever? absolute madlad RIP
1:23
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Just discovered this. It's some good atmoshit.

Some of the time is fine

What album

I know, I listened to their newest album. I liked a song or 2 but most of it felt long and dragged out. What's your favourite album by them?

No thanks

Such as?

Which album

Dammit, forgot the link here it is:
youtube.com/watch?v=Kr1Ew-TNZfw

holy fucking reddit

do you really need this much handholding?

I AM THE ALMIGHTY, THE ONE WITH WISDOM WIDE
I AM THE GREAT SHADOW AND FROM DAYLIGHT IN MY TOWER I HIDE
I HAVE SEEN THE ABYSS AND ALL THAT LIES WITHIN
I AM THE GREAT SHADOW AND I WAS BORN IN SIN

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FROM THE TOMBS OF HELL HE RIDES THE BLACK KNIGHT

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Can someone rec absolutely filthy and putrid caveman riffs death metal? Just pure death, no war o bestial metal. Something like pic related.

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I absolutely love this album. While Messiah Marcolin is a phenomenal vocalist, Johan Langquist has the perfect voice for the songs here. He can sound powerful and commanding on Demon's Gate, Crystal Ball, and Black Stone Wielder while sounding anguished and grief-stricken on Solitude, Under the Oak, and A Sorcerer's Pledge. Fucking spectacular.

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yep, pure, unfiltered thrash

yeah, one of my albums made, and the closer is perfect

>thrash
*speed

THE LEADER HE KNELT THERE TO GREET THE NEWBORN
HOLDING HIS PENDANT BEFORE HIM

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It sounds like Venom.

lol

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Does /metal/ like Rotting Christ?

can someone give me more /caveman/ riffs

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have some filthy demos friend
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First few albums are top notch Greek black metal. Mid period releases were alright. Last few albums are pretty stale and samey.

based recs, thanks kind user

>/caveman/
>still makes a high quality cover with generic typography
fake caveman shit

Just bought a Voivod shirt
RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
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Take any Metallica and Overkill albums off and you have perfection

Exodus SUCKS

Testament and Exodus are cringe. Forbidden is based

epic...

Overkill is for 15 year old wannabe-elitists who feel like they're superior to 14 year old wannabe elitist Megadeth fans who feel like they're superior to 13 year old Metallica fans

at the end of the day thrash metal was all downhill after Kill Em All

what are some metal shoes

wrong
the 2 best thrash metal albums came out in 1990 (By Inheritance) and 1992 (Epidemic of Violence)

>thrash metal was all downhill after Kill Em All
t. has never listened to Artillery

But that is wrong user, Overkill is east-coast thrash that used to be a punk band, they aren't in any way similar to Metallica or Megadeth. Overkill fans are all 55 year old biker boomers, Megadeth fans are 20 year old Brazilians.

holy shit
this album is elder god-tier

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is anyone else pretty much over talking about music in a serious way with randos?
99% of hot takes here are malformed expressions of frustrated teenage sexuality from people who weren't alive when the bands they talk so authoritatively about were formed

Same accurate

>Uses the term hot take and pretended to be alive in the 80s.

That and 2/3 of the shit in these threads is out of complete nowhere. "HURR [band from 20 years ago] is complete shit HURRR" when no one was talking about them at all. What am I supposed to do with that, get angry at it?

you can also post a bearded man with his mouth open in retaliation

Are Dark Tranquility just as bad as In Flames?

fuck

I prefer reaction images of the children of famous metal musicians.

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Thanks for reminding me that this exists

youtube.com/watch?v=3gDhLxN_Ss0
why have i only now heard about this band?

Only thy mighty contract

>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE 70S OKKVLT ROCK AESTHETICS
>dude... did you know war.... is bad?
>dude "heavy" proto-sludge s.oyriffs lmao
the original s.oyboys

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Why do you type the way you do?

they were dude cocaine lmao by 1972, poser

kys

metal-archives.com/reviews/Disincarnate/Dreams_of_the_Carrion_Kind/835/bitterman/321549

this is the most truthful bitterman review

What does /meal/ think of Coven?
youtube.com/watch?v=7wGs_tIRINU

mediocre psych rock

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for real like who the fuck catalogs their music taste like that for fucking age 6? thats when you know you're trying too hard

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I always try to be polite when people bring up Coven, because a lot of people seem blown away by it, but I really just don't like it. If you're into Coven, though, check out this bad boy!

youtube.com/watch?v=PiSPoXl8ICM

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>because a lot of people seem blown away by it
people always want to pretend they like something seen as influential or ahead of it's time
which coven was actually neither unless you consider their slightly edgy aesthetic

You spend a lot of time worrying about what other people like.

and i'm not even one of the guys who calls everybody a tourist

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Post based vocalists

youtube.com/watch?v=hygQDpHqC8c

what else sounds like arckanum? i'm obsessed with it lately

any blackened thrash really

wut

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He said blackened, not blacked. I'm not sure there's a huge difference though.

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>Little Boy
>M-16

What are some other albums where the best track follows the worst track?

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>Escape
>Creeping Death
Although Fight Fire With Fire could arguably be the best track

Megadeth's first four albums

Escape is one of my all time favorite songs, fuck you. Whole album is based

Whatever you say, champ.

>muh jews
>one of kirk's less inspired solos (widdly widdly widdly)
>edgy "die" gang shout part is only really impressive live
Creeping Death is a little overrated desu.
title track is the best on Ride The Lightning

reminder that almost all of /meal/'s shitposters are from south america

youtu.be/4D2hLtQPlEY
Post Venezuelan nu metal

How you know this?

They are SUPER consistent across all albums

>Master of Puppets but neither Ride the Lightning or And Justice For All
Cringe and bluepilled

Also where's This Is Boston Not L.A.

What about Escape, it was a great song.

That's a great punk comp but this is /meal/.

too late, this thread has been hijacked >:)))
This is a /punk/ thread now.

There used to be good punk threads here, kind of casual generals like this one, but not I'm not here regularly anymore and when I am, there's hardly anything like that. Mostly just some retards trying to prove that some obscurity they discovered last thursday was the "first" in some category.

no

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Yes!
This is the best punk song, btw
youtube.com/watch?v=3PGNCeVuYBw

the best one is that one that goes
IIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM SORRY
FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT DO

What the fuck are you talking about?

GUILTY OF BEING
RIGHT

Those Slayer covers were an abomination, an embarrassment to both genres somehow. Almost magical in their failure.

The most influential thrash metal album

The most commercially successful thrash metal bands. Anthrax became very popular in 90s with their rap metal.

seething commy detected, go back to your mainstream catered media and leave the punk rock to us

Got high on speed and made an "official" music video for the band Trollfest. Here it is. It is shit:

se.spankbang.com/35p6d/video/gina valentina pmv

How does that even make sense directed at the post it was directed at? It doesn't. Second, that Slayer album was nothing but a huge cashgrab at the time punk was at its highest popularity since it faded away in the 80s. Nothing you said makes any sense.

nsfw btw

punk threads are sure to be a clusterfuck. fucking insecure Americans think 80s hardcore and shitty Discharge clones from Japan are the only punk that exists.

Beavis and Butthead, the most well-known metalhead duo, don't like death metal.

How does that make you feel?

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death to false metal

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Why would a cartoon make me feel something?

I listen to this album every day

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Beavis and Butthead are tourists

sauce?

don't you get tired of it

you don't deserve it for being a fag

youtube.com/watch?v=oidCSBMsaR0
youtube.com/watch?v=6AVWk2U6U-8
youtube.com/watch?v=9cMzm5xNrbM
I couldn't find the carcass one but those should be enough.

i happen to be blasting it too

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So did I...

...and then this happened.

wow, they bashed carcass too? that's crossing the line.

Do you think the writers had any goddamn idea who Carcass was? They didn't know them from Six Feet Under I'm sure.

They ragged on everyone, saying metallica and pantera suck in their songs as well
youtu.be/091OXart2z0
youtu.be/A1pRZauWIAo
Im curious to what carcass song they watched though, was it solvent ?

Only grind Rotting Christ is real

Probably not. Oh well.

albums and songs to crash a car to?

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The carcass song was "Heartwork".

Admittedly that was a very silly video, if it's the one I'm thinking of. Then again these guys loved AC/DC and Poison videos.

Well 70% of death metal is shit. Very inconsistent genre.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY

>it's a /meal/ tries to comprehend what comedy is episode

>why would beavis and butthead say that carcass and death sucks?!
The funniest part is that they dont realize it's spot on behavior for a metalhead

> huh huh this rules!
> huh huh this sucks!

The show was never funny, ever, no matter what they were attempting to lampoon.

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There wasn't really anything like it at the time in the 90s. It was pretty funny to an immature preteen kid like me at the time.

someone banned me on soulseek what do i do

cry

Haha. What did you do?

There was something like it for me, it was called school. It wasn't different enough from some of the kids I was in class with to make a good parody so I just found it tedious. They really were close to that in real life.

What were you downloading? Something you can't find otherwise? The wishlist works pretty well for me.

People ban you all the time if they don't approve of your share folder. Usually because it's too small, full of poor quality rips, badly organized or you aren't sharing at all.

i havent shared and been using soulseek for a couple years now lmao. When someone sends me the auto message i tell them to fuck themselves

Locked file faggots get unshared. Everyone else can take what they want from me.

Black metal vocals are kind of the point of black metal. You'd propably enjoy all those thrash bands, that were huge influence to black metal like Destruction, Sodom etc.

Yeah what's up with that shit anyway? "PM me for trades", fuck off. It takes 30 seconds to download a whole album on a good connection these days.

you know when you're looking at a language you don't speak and all of the letters/characters kinda look the same to you? that's what this looks like to me

I can't really say that metal excels when it comes to good or original album art.

How the fuck did King ov Hell manage to get into Gorgoroth in the first place? The band could've easily been the greatest thing to come out of the Norwegian underground but its reputation was forever stained after the dispute between King and Gaahl and Infernus

Greedy Jews

>at the end of the day thrash metal was all downhill after Kill Em All
You know, that there's more thrash than american bands? Better thrash even.

I've been using it for years as well and I share one record just to use it. I've never been messaged/banned by anyone. The most that happens is sometimes people go offline while I'm dl from them.

Well at least, they are still melodeath unlike In Flames, but in the end they are melodeath. Edge Of Sanity is the only good swedish melodeath band.

That was creative of you. It's probably just old people stuck in 1999 when media was harder to come by and transfer rates were at glacial speeds.

It would kill you to set your music folder as your shared folder?

There's a lot of thrash that came after KEA that's not only not American, but significantly better than KEA as well. Imo american thrash was (and is) still the best scene for the genre overall though

Wouldn't kill me I'd just be rather uncomfortable with it

Why? Just make two folders and only share stuff you're not embarrassed of. Put the kpop and anime themes and MLP singalongs in an unshared folder.

nite guys i love you

I wasn't even thinking of that, I just prefer to interact as little as possible with people or online communities.

>cringe

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any other bald metalheads? how do you cope? Are you planning on going full wizard at an old age?

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Who cares? Dont be a faggot

I looked in the mirror and got a flash of Ronnie James Dio or worse, Michael Bolton. This was two years ago and things have not improved. I may have to cut the rest short so I don't look like a refugee of Middle Earth.

My hairline is receding, I usually just get a buzz cut, scared to go full bald

chicks do

Being full bald with a beard is quite metal. I was actually growing my hair, but decided to go full bald few days ago. It was good decision since I don't look like homeless hobo anymore.

Shaved head + beard can make you look quite dangerous, provided you're not fat and low T, in which case you'll look like a s.oyboy (provided, Dave isn't actually bald but you get the idea)
youtube.com/watch?v=a9e0-h1fFJA

Well groomed beard and clothes also affect hugely, that are you metal or soi. Now that I think of it, is bald head really soi thing, or is it just a meme? Wojak is bald, because it's wojak. Bald head has been far-right thing for years.

Just listen to yourself and ask, does it matter what you look like when this is the way you speak?

All soiboys are bald but not all bald guys are soiboys.
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Dude I'm writing. I'm not the voice, that you hear. It's your mind.

Well the voice I hear right now is Encino Man.

If you're alpha it wont matter, You have bigger problems if that is such a difference maker
I have long blonde hair by the way.

What the fuck is that even.

Nothing wrong with being balled

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damn Gojira is pretty good lads

This. it’s a meme.
Better not be caught opening your mouth to wide after you grow your beard out!

Yeah but soi face is real though.

see

I have a friend who likes them.

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would you fuck Jonathan Holten?

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Oh sure, someone has a "friend". Yeah I just bet you do.

Mercyful Fate-core is the best metal genre

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i would never fuck a woman

this actually fucking rocks

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based

is he gay?

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not trying to bait im actually serious.
Are there any relevant metal bands nowadays that aren't prog?
I feel like modern metal is mostly progressive metal / "djent"

fuck "relevant", only underground is real

define "relevant", Watain's last album was on the Swedish charts

Bolt Thrower are growing on me.

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/metal/ approved punk
youtube.com/watch?v=_V_6yIvmzgw

C.U.M., very disgusting and too filthy for maiden fans

Yeah, they tend to do that. in my experience however, they drop off in replayability really fucking fast because there's not much going on behind the riffs. maybe others stick with them for longer tho

youtube.com/watch?v=kdRS_G0HZfc
More like this?

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order from chaos

It really is a shame that Gillan had blown out his vocal chords at that point. Imaging Sabbath with peak Gillan on vocals.

>the deluge
best manilla road album by a mile fuck faggots

Reminder that some random Belgians invented d-beat AND grindcore (1:50) back in 1972
youtube.com/watch?v=SYCUIeyfEy0

garage rock desu, they were not the first

If you can post anything that even slightly rivals this band in pure moshability I would be happy to hear it.

>the best country invented the best genres
are we supposed to be surprised?

well that's gonna be hard since Blast fucking nailed it on that ep

I wonder how many 70's bands like Blast there where who were severely before their time, but just released one 7" (or nothing at all) and now are completely forgotten.

laughing my ass off
it's literally a d beat how the fuck did they think of this

Don't forget the fucking blast beat at 1:50 as well. It's mindblowing really

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