/Coachella/ Sunday Thread

MUCH ELLA MAKE SUM NOISEE

based

ch1 some white fag
ch2 some n****** person doing what n*** persons do, boring
ch3 some roastie trying to be a DJ

wtf were are the good shows?

Clozee is dope . She’s a good dj

better than city winning the league

I'm here for Pusha T and Ariana. That's it.

cringe

NGHTMRE & gesaffelstein are dope and playing today

Why didnt Yea Forums tell me steady holiday was such a cutie?

>this missed the greatest set ever

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Aphex Coachella Set Incoming.
youtube.com/watch?v=hwdo4B_tG4s

It's almost time boys
Who /clairo/ here?

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I feel like there should be a normie general on Yea Forums for discussing shit like this. Fucking christ I bet y'all fucking listen to every single one of those bands unironically.

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i listened to the whole BILLIE EILISH

AMA

when is blackpink

user..

How much do you spend on Belle Delphine's patreon a month?

Go back to the kpop thread

who?

Only the beginning was entertaining, honestly. It was mostly boring. I was expecting more to laugh at. Billie Eilish's set actually was as funny as I was expecting Jaden's to be, though.

Is it just me or this whole lineup, other than Aphex Twin, sucks? Other than Aphex Twin and Bassnectar, I don't know any of these fucking bands.

Worst Coachella ever?

this the prodigy cover is sort of cool

as far as I'm aware

Bob Moses are actually entertaining

B U M P

retarded OP posted non US links in OP

youtube.com/watch?v=bAS_E1D0UXw
youtube.com/watch?v=h9mzOqPiTU4
youtube.com/watch?v=km_TumzeoHo

starts in one hour

On channel 1 replay rn, tears for fears just came on during the weezer set

this years been meh so far, wondering if i should even go next weekend

Caught that Jambinai replay earlier. Goooood shit.

Was last years Coachella better?

Ooh hot shit watch out

All ten minutes of it?
>come on stage to play first song
>it's their last song

Hey hey it was 15 minutes. But yeah, I don’t even understand how festivals work if they’re having people travel halfway around the world with their gear for a micro-set like that.

no

>but dont you know we need time for billie eilish to relate to them 14 year old white girls

THANK YOU, DAD

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Who’s everyone looking forward to today? UMO, Blood Orange, and Kaytranada here.

(((Gesaffelstein)))

wtf that's a tranny

Sunday P4K scores

8.8 Blood Orange (Black)
8.5 Playboi Carti (Black)
8.5 Chvrches (Female)
8.3 Pusha-T (Black)
8.2 Bad Bunny (Hispanic Rapper)
8.1 Ariana Grande (Female)
8.1 Unknown Mortal Orchestra
8.1 YG (Black)
8.0 Rico Nasty (Black Female)
8.0 Kaytranada (Black)
7.8 Gesaffelstein
7.8 H.E.R. (Black Female)
7.7 Emily King (Female)
7.7 Burna Boy (Black)
7.5 Lizzo (Black Female)
7.0 Clairo (Female)
6.2 Khalid (Black)
3.9 Dillon Francis

>No P4K Review
Alice Merton
Dennis Lloyd
Dermot Kennedy
Mansionair
Nghtmre
Sofi Tukker

What a truly, TRULY horrible day.

this asian chick is pretty much showing her titty

Lmao u fuckin liar

are all 3 channels playing the same shit or is it just me

cry more mayo boy music is for females now

they each offer a unique experience

i was really hoping for a nip slip.

FUCK I WANNA FUCK NEDESKA with my FUCKING COCK

And chvrchz FUCKING SUCK

This makes me miss Jason Bentley’s interviews.

what channel are we watching first?

yup, im thinking im liking zoomer music.

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I don't give a shit until Pusha T comes on and then I'm pretty much done after that. This day's lineup is fucking trash. I might check in on Blood Orange and maybe CHVRCHES to see if Lauren's looking qt.

MY GIRL CLAIRÓCHAN YAAAAAAS WE STAN WE STAN THE BOP GODDESS

Look at this fuckin dude on channel 2 rn

Someone there hold up a Brandon picture during the CHVRCHES show

So glad they aren't streaming nobodies like Perfume today so that I can instead enjoy such big acts as Dermont Kennedy.

>reading artists' names
>who are all these people

Am I officially old?

i guarantee you at least half the audience would sleep with him.
myself included.

No fuckin idea what race Emily King is.

Man this band on channel 2 is just the epitome of mediocre.

emily king looks simultaneously 20 and 50 years old

is he wearing a carpet

hey they're streaming the Soulection set right before Kaytranada, nice!

lol

Look at these fuckers staring at Billie through their phone screens, and at a show being recorded lmao

He is sexy...damn. A little too skinny

This Emily King hoe is running this shit

when is perfume performing? their music turned to shit but i still want to see them.

I can’t tell if Mansionair sucks or is good

I’m on 3 by default, I was falling asleep on 1 and 2.

What channel are the cool bois of 4channel at?
There's some 80s bitch in 1

Dunno, but they aren't being streamed so it doesn't matter.

This emily king girl is really fuckin good dont really like her music though

why is Offset doing dancehall on channel 3?

emily king looks like a auntie

is this coldplay?

3 and 2

Jesus fuck every time you fuckers mention a girl even if its one you like you gotta say this bitch or this ho fucking incels

its all affirmiatve action core, so no

Lmao!!!!

It's the same as saying fag
No big deal

I mess with Emily King. Pretty nice.

I’m actually excited for Pusha T

5 posts above you refers to her as girl and directly compliments her.

damn that sucks. oh well.

LMAO

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Das me

ch2 wtf this low test shit

Guys i watched whole billie eillish set twice :/

Really the only thing I'm excited for today. Blood Orange might be decent.

my guy.

How bad was Billie Eilish

she wasn't. just typical teenage, jump around on stage type performance.

She has zero talent, and absolutely no stage presence. turned it off after the first few songs. genuinely fucking boring

She was what Jaden Smith's set should've been: hilarious.

Is emily the most qt name or is it emily?

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Emmy is better.

Ok buddy we all hate her but this is a str8 up lie

This bitch on channel 2 sucks COCKY PENIS

convince me she has talent, i'm listening

Would you bang Emily, lads?

Emily King is too chill for Coachella. Man, I'm liking this.

She has no talent desu

No Men I Trust stream :'(

This Frida lookin bitch is really great

This boring taco on 1 is killing any interest I have in watching right now. The snowstorm outside sure as fuck isn't helping either.

Emily sings really good, although is aesthetically cringe

Someone buy Emily some hair clippers for that eyebrow
Wtf

Emily can dance, yesss.

who da fuck are these people give me push

She definitely had stage charisma with her yo mtv raps style hip hop vernacular, but she was pretty boring

who the hell are "Gucci Gang" is that Lil Pump's group?

Clairochella soon

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Why is there a robot interviewer?

>Oh cast and crew of Glee seasons one through four, so much to answer for

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Pusha T time.

yikes, quirky billie eilish

Unknown Mortal Orchestra is the only reason i tuned in today

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:(

Clario loves raps music and it's important to her. That's what she just said. Yikes.

jesus christ king princess and her sjw core bullshit, who listens to this?

Clairo is so upper middle class Boston.

Almost time for YUGH with Push.

It's good but fundamentally soi and kind of generic so you won't openly admit to liking it.

Forced diversity fucking killed Coachella

Dude on Channel 3 looks like such an incredible douche.

PUSHA T STARTING WITH YETIS

Ok. Kanye helped with this presentation. Lol.

lol wtf

i haven't listened to any pusha since like kanyes albums, lets GO

>these dancing abominable snowmen

Lmao

I saw that guy with the red hat in the back of Pusha's stage, thought /ourguy/ was there for a second

lol wtf is going on

Pusha has amazing presence

Yawn

You mean, it wasn't the fact that Coachella turned into another boujee festival that only rich white fuckers could afford and leading to the current state it is in? Or was it that "niggers" and "spics" are also headlining it now?

WTF NO ONE IS MOVING JESUS

C L A I R O B R O S

lmao

rap really isn't a performance music. desu. I've been to a lot of rap shows, they are really dependent on the crowd.

Been at twitchcon all weekend, what did i miss from coachella?

don't be a racist, go to /pol/ if you want to troll. Shit's not cool and doesn't make you look mature. grow up.

So does the woman on 2 and honestly, for a black guy Pusha T looks like a douche, ahh what can ya say its Douchella.

>rap shows, they are really dependent on the crowd.
lmfao thats weak

why not both?

You went to berlin to get your fucking t-shirt signed by twitch streamers who don't even want to be there? damn..

remember when pusha thought he ended drake

rap is shit, fuck off soiboi you dont decide whats talked here.

That white vest thing that Push is wearing looks so fucking awkward lmao

I think if we did a Rap Coachella and put it simultaneously at a arena in Long Beach, it would be a lot better, the crowds would be lit.

The girl on 2 is like the girl who had her dad buy her a record deal

why did you quote the first user?

Twitchcon is like the coachella of the streaming world i hope you know that

nice b8 m8 :)

Yet of all the white guys that performed, only old ass Weezer and some bleep guys weren't a snorefest

white indie cock rock fags on A L E R T

>Rap Coachella
Isn't the whole point of Coachella that it's a mix of different styles of music? They do have rap festivals, or at least I think they do

Yes i do realize it's for people who sit too long online watching streamers.

well it's not a performance art, it's something you listen to. You're going to a rap show to SUPPORT the art form, but as far as the performance itself good performers are hard to come by, and require A LOT of money and energy. I mean SOME artist like Tech n9ne it's impressive to see their breath control and stuff, but a crowd like Cochella probably isn't full of a lot of rap fans. Maybe nowadays it's different, i'm older.

Am I insane or is lesbianism getting out of control in todays youth? The women end up having big crowds with lots of hot looking women who are all there because they have crushes on the singer. Seemed like every female artist had lots of lesbians and Billie Eilish has 90% female fans because she called herself bisexual.

pusha t is overrated i don't understand the hype around him

its all larping

is he performing all of Daytona? should spit some old school Clipse shit

You aren't talking about anything you're just repeating reddit and facebook "soiboy" memes and repeating racist rhetoric you got off of /pol/ to make yourself seem unique. But really you're not, one day you'll be able to form your own opinions on things and not live through the internet.

Pusha sounds great, but that iceberg is stealing the show.

she really should just get it over with and invest in some tight shirts.

It's trendy which is exactly what most teenage girls base their entire lives around.

Rap Cochella is "Rolling Loud Fest" but yeah Cochella is about diversity, don't let the edgy zoomers on here flood your brain with racist nonsense.

This
Plus trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz

is kanye gonna be streamed?

again, weak excuses. rap is shit. whats this, oh you really have to SIT and LISTEN CAREFULLY to chimps talking about bling lmaoo holy shit, what are you some turbo wigger or something

ayy nvm
Numbers on the Board!

I can't be racist because I'm not white, fucktard ;)

Doesn't change shit that Coachella is still a festival for boujee rich white people, only now they can see their favorite rappers in the comfort and safety of other whites lmao.

It's just socially acceptable now, so young girls who are having trouble finding a boyfriend, just fuck their own best friends. Friendship+sex. I bet by the next generation, we will see hte same thing with boys having trouble finding girlfriends.. It's all pretty lazy, in all honesty

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What the fuck is that white vest thing Push's wearing?

Pusha T used the ice climbers' final smash

He's been playing tracks from MNIMN

>is a homosexual Drake fan

Yes, next Sunday

this, they lack world experience and know nothing of their own racial identity so when they see groups like spanish and black people embracing a culture it makes them scared that their "culture" they never cared about building in the first place is "dying".

dude kill yourself jesus, you said the word "chimps" you're obviously either too young to be on this site or too stupid to have access to a computer. Don't you got pepe memes to make or some shit? Or maybe there's a Yang meme thread you can shitpost in.

What do you mean? Are you unaware boys started the trend of bromances (which apparently is spawning its own female variant)?

vests are in, this one is LV

jpeg wore one
jaden wore one
someone else too yesterday

a bulletproof vest with some extra straps

FUCKING RIDICULES

Where is Cochella at?

Oh shit, now he's just doing Kanye's songs.

we MBDTF now

Glad he's playing this banger.

Palm Springs

Dad this isn’t google maps

Will he bring Kanye out?

This.
Kill yourself conservacuck /pol/fuck. I'd beat the living shit out of you right now neo-nazi horse. fucker.

we REALLY MBDTF now

Runaway holy shit

Boys don't have sex with their bromance partners. Not yet. Girls do

whats the deal with the yetis?

those yeti must be really sweaty.

Kanye definitely isn't there this weekend or he would've come out for Cudi's set last night. He's definitely going to be there at least on Sunday, so I bet he'll be with Push for his set next weekend.

not a chance

Kanye probably said “do a iceberg!!!!” And the rest was history

GRINDIN

Damn you got bars son

The iceberg is a coke refference right

its a coke rock not an iceberg

Clipse blok

No, Push is just very environmentally aware.

crowd is straight trash

He used to sell coke to rich white kids and based his whole rap persona on an exaggerated version of that life hence the snow themed stuff

Yeah, they're all dumb, tired white kids burned out on doing drugs the past two days.

rap is shit, you didnt give any argument to prove the contrary.
lol lame tough guy

classic mediocre mindset. maybe the show is shit, not the crowd.

rappers can be so fucking boring live, even some of the good ones.

how do i get my band to play at coachella?

No genre is shit. It’s like you learned nothing in your time on Yea Forums.

Not everyone can be kanye/kendrick or even admittedly gambino this friday.

At this point Coachella would probably take anyone who asks since they can barely get anyone decent anymore.

Pusha T isn't even bad but somehow I am just not able to enjoy this music, I have not stopped listening to it for 15min but its just not moving me.

FWIW you can still have a career making performance here and get great connections, if you have a band just go for it and you'll make it on Saturday.

how much of a privileged naive white boy are you? the bullet proof vests are worn in protest against police murdering african-americans. grow up.

You either need a gay woman or a gay minority to play coachella

Lmao nigger

WTF seriously? Look at this crowd seen better crowds of kids waiting for skateboarders to begin their routines...

everyone together!!!

WHY SO SERIOUS

POOP
SCOOP

but black on black violence is far higher than police on black violence. Why dont they protest themselves

My ass
It's a fashion trend from gangsta rap, and now the whole 90s tacky fashion revival

>hurrr rap is crap amirite? XDDD
Like any stupid genre you don't like, faggot. You're not someone to decide what's objectively bad or good. Now go back to listen to Skrewdiver or whatever RAC shit you listen to, shithead.

the only people who cite muh crime statistics in discussions about white supremacy in the US are loser nazi incels who have no experience of the real world. anyways, pusha T is fuckin killing it right now. damn.

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That’s not a bulletproof vest. Pusha is a fencer. Specializes in the épée fyi.

oof that crowd chanting lmao

RAT TAT TAT TAT

Yo that was some sad shit.

13/50
hahaahahahahaa like nigga just stop murdering other people hahaha

God, what a trash crowd.

Good bait

are there any black people in the crowd?

I bet the crowd is this shit cause its all ariana fans

>are there any black people in the entire festival
No, only rich whit retards.

This songs weak as fuck live, what a let down.

Ice Climbers Headass Nigga

Literally dozens

This crowd is way too white for this

YALL NIGGA MOO DAT DOPE

wtf.. /pol/ was rite

They really need like a live band to replicate these tracks. Its really dull with just rapping over the instrumental

Young Niggas Move That Dope

ah yes a song to truly motivate the next generation to really grind hard

Yeah Pusha T is slightly over the edge over too black music. Kanye West would push him to be consumable by a Coachella crowd

The pay to play at coachella must be big cause ill fucking hate to play to such a dead crowd

You can't do that with everything though.
Kendrick, with all his funk samples, yeah it works. But anyone with weirder sampling or electronic instrumentation, it would sound off if a band was playing it.

Woah, Ariana is playing Coachella this year? The hottest indie singer playing the hottest indie festival?

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why is the crowd so dead

Pretty cool setlist, but missing Kanye on a bunch of the songs combined with this faggot crowd really brought down one of the only sets this entire festival with potential. God, Coachella gets more and more pathetic each year. There was only like 7 or 8 decent sets the whole weekend.

SCOMINOP

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CARTI GANG WW@

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“Young nigga move that dope” is street slang for “study hard and ace your AP history test”, push is a positive influence and I will play his records for my children.

crowd being lit at coachella is the exception, not the norm

cause they want beats with a drop nigga

Push is pretty niche even among Hip-Hop fans

where is rico nasty

It would def be different but how do you know it would sound off?

Carti up next!!+>*)!

lol this guy with the fucking bomb sound what a fucking joke

rico nasty on, might be fun

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH WORKING AT WELLS FARGO

I mean... now...

>le crowd is bad
as always, the n****er not taking responsability for his failings.

is unknown mortal orchestra gud, i see them all over Yea Forums

this cadence is horrible, babby's first rap lyrics

i take back everything she is removing clothing items

This woman is a ugly whore with no breath control please play some good music :(

Because you would need an incredible (expensive) band to recreate the synthetic electronic sounds in a good way, or to recreate the tone of weird pitch shifted samples.
They would need to make massive changes.

lol @ these early 2000s flows

ch3 wtf the singer is literally a cheap whore
ch2 sounds horrid, some ELO rippoff or something

UMO in channel 2

>the crowd gets good on channel 1

All right racist crowd you hate the niggers just like I do, I understand, Latin Pride worldwide, no blanco y no negro

Dude just went on a vision quest

Whoever the retard on channel 1 is, sucks, but he's got better stage presence. You need to really go all out for Coachella, these kids in the crowd are ready to not care about your performance unless you seem like you care too

quien /badbunny/ aquí

Damn, hot white girls really like that whore on #3

lol what

never listened to him, not bad expected way worse

lmao at the rico nasty haters ITT

Yo im fucking telling you about the lesbians in zoomers now, Rico is probably a lesbian too.

I agree this UMO song is really making me penis shrink.

I agree the visor really makes him look like he wants to be relevant to current audiences and then he moves around a lot better.

no ass

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Extra points to ch3 girl for not even pretending to sing

he got it right, like eilish, she jumped the fuck out all the time, got the zoomer attention right there

I like how melodic Bad bunny on channel 1 is compared to most reggeaton artists

still would

Dear lord, it's a Hank Hill guest appearance at Coachella.

kreayshawn was ahead of her time

We all owe her a great debt.

TENEMOS QUE HABLAR

hes pretty good im seeing. just checked ch2 and its this so white boring as fuck music, i dont listen to trap, but i think one has to get some of that stuff in the music, at least rythmically, that indie shit from ch2 is just dated at this point, times got sexier, music should reflect that.

umo caught a groove

Bad bunny crap as expected, comfortably worse than Balvin yesterday as expected too.

Ch2 not much, but only watchable thing so far

>She's not even singing all of her own lyrics

What

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>Ch2 not much, but only watchable thing so far
unlistenable, the guitar tone is garbage im amazed how bad it is.

Thank you, finally someone with logic in this thread

You're a fucking dork, mate.

Bad bunny has been good so far.

wahaaaaattt bad bunny got synthwave

thats im im a fan now

>zoomer he-man

it's wall-to-wall crap right now.

If you think that the stuff on any of the 3 channels right now sounds new or fresh then you've probably been actively paying attention to music for only 3 or 4 years at most.

unironically liking this Rico Nasty shit

Is there an upload of Tame Impala's set? I fell asleep before the end

why did the mods make a sticky for the Grammy's, but Coachella doesn't get one? or Scott Walker?

she cant seem to rap live well, but i genuinely enjoy her music just to have fun, reminds me of a female ski mask.

didnt address "newness", just said UMO sounds frigid and vagina drying. indie needs to get sexier.

Janelle Monae is at umo.

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wtf happened to mac

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same desu. wtf i liked the doja cat song a lot.

What was the last year Coachella was great?

Daft Punk headlining

>backing track on ch3

the absolute state. those big black boots are hot as fuck though

Coachella could save costs for all these rappers/trap/reggaeton singers with holograms or something, given that none of them are really singing

This rico lady is really going hard you guys

Rewind the last 3 minutes of umo if you weren’t watching it

unknown mortal orchestra killing it

Dude the guitar made a noise and she wasn’t even playing lol

Rico is going IN

hahah it was too obvious

channel 2 max comfy

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new thread?

IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

CASH CARTI TIME

i miss rico

set of the day starting

LMAO he's lip syncing hard

>heartogram
is carti a HIM fan or something?

lots of OMG SO INDIE ECKS DEE cuties at UMO

thats literally every soundcloud rapper

2009

Carti has a cute face

When are we gonna get bands that are pumped to be there and pump up the crowd, too?

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NEW THREAD

psyche the fuck up

I missed Coachella this year. How was it?

Mostly black and/or female so awful

>Tfw clairo is fat