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Post red flags that a musician/band sucks
Grayson Ross
Hunter Bennett
Wyatt Powell
>soft ass buttrock band
>drummer has fuckhuge drum kit with 50 cymbals
Dylan Phillips
Literally nothing wrong with any of these except the jag-stang
Noah Davis
Kurt Cobain and Johnny Marr used them though.
But I have noticed how popular they are with shitty Indie bands.
Nicholas Sanders
Constantly playing gay blues riffs.
Michael Baker
to say nothing of Kevin Shields and J Mascis
Nathan Butler
Having any effects that aren't a compressor, signal boost, noise gate or EQ.
Jeremiah Long
using those just mean you can't play properly sorry
Ryan Ward
Your boutique phaser doesn't sound trippy or even slightly weird, faggot. You play music for MK Ultra'd baby brains.
Jacob Cruz
literally what is the difference between the mustang and jagstang aside from a humbucker and a longer tremolo arm
Nathan Miller
They release music
Leo Sanchez
Shitty production, shitty sounds, shitty everything; when questioned about it: WE PREFER IT THIS WAY! WE TRY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.
Pursuing shit, lofi sound and production just for the sake of it, always ends up in a disaster; the good records who were produced that way succeeded Despite the production
Kevin Flores
Matthew Lewis
yeah sorry i don't use any effects at all. i'm actually skilled enough to get any effect i want just with my fingers. truly i pity you and your lack of talent.
Parker Thomas
Europoors might know what's up
The Harbringer of Doom
Jose Richardson
the jagstang is hideous while the mustang is only slightly ugly looking
Xavier Diaz
they play guitars in 2019
Dylan Johnson
>"we're experimental"
big nope
Tyler Martinez
Nicholas Allen
Ryan Brown
Social media presence
Jace Martin
actually my wallet is full because i'm not wasting it on effects i don't need