What’s the deal with this industry plant?

What’s the deal with this industry plant?

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at least she''s not clairo

Great Value Avril Lavigne

I want to pound craters into her tonsils with my harmful penis to use as receptacles for my seminal fluids.

shes pretty good

shes a merchandising machine, raking in about 50 mil /usd year on just the jewelry.

you dumb faggots keep posting this bitch

You mean the marketing team that crafted her?
Pretty sure two years ago she was still playing with dolls and hyped Selena Gomez.
She’s Baby Goth tier.
At least she doesn’t have facial tattoos I guess.

uhhh...

she's awesome.

when the party's over is phenomenal.

garbage

samefag

Read. Yes, this is from leftypol.

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WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED

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She's such a fucking try-hard.

what's really disappointing is her music is nowhere near as dark, edgy, or eclectic as her image is
I was going in expecting some weird hybrid of Grimes, emo, rap, and punk - and all I got was some semi-""artsy"" pop music!

I mean, I assumed her album would be like Lorde singing over SGP-style beats. Turns out the whole thing was a discount Lana album.

She gets uglier the more she's posted.

>LARPs as a metal singer
>can't belt
>can't sing very high
>can't sing very low
>can't enunciate
>uses too much air to carry her tone

Cringe.

mass produced garbage

I swear they're making music so shitty just to see what people will still consume

Wanted to add, I thought every song on her album was going to sound like Xanny or You Should See Me in a Crown.

I mean, this isn't SO bad.
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But the rest of the album was just... mediocre garbage, to put it lightly.

see below.

this was me

this was not me

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If you think this is good music you probably think Bud Light is good beer

I thought her EP was amazing and this album very good.

I drink guinness and einstök white exclusively

please keep pumping her. I bought her limited edition yellow vinyl months ago and it's already quadrupled in value. keep it up!

What's the evidence she's a plant anyway? Her brother is unsigned (meaning he owns the masters) and she was signed with a limited body of work because labels want to sign an artist early since it's easier for them. That should debunk the whole "industry plant" accusation.

She grew up with a family of actors and actresses in los angeles. At no point was she a normal girl. She was always a plant

So what? Her parents weren't huge Hollywood actors, they were STRUGGLING actors who lived very poorly.

How the fuck are she and Denzel Curry going to perform together when all she does is whisper and all he does is yell? She's going to need serious vocal training.

Hey Jew it's sabbath take a break

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She's already known to lipsynch her way through live performances.

>can survive in hollywood
"struggling"

Fucking Zoomers. Repurposing/Re-appropriating everything that came before. You make me sick

Kek

Just because they were small, part-time actors doesn't mean they lacked connections. Listen to what Billie says about her childhood in interviews, it's all about talent shows and events put on by other industry professionals. She and her bro were trained from birth to be Hollywood success stories.

see

Yeah sounds about right.

>caring about what commies think
>ever

She's more like this gen's Marilyn Manson than their Britney/Xtina

They need a new clown to push after that guy with the tattoos on his face got arrested for racketeering, or whatever it was. Expect them to make her get face tattoos soon.

I think the only reason they haven’t tatted her up is because of her age when she debuted
They instead went for this pseudo avant- Garde fashion approach

based leftypol poster

industry plant

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I've held off on listening to any of her music, should I give it a chance? I just don't like that she seems 'manufactured', like the music might not have the same "soul" it would have if she actually went through any sort of hardship in her life.

No its garbage

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I like

I listened to one her songs that people were raving about
it was her literally whispering over a shitty beat about the same mundane, inane bullshit that 85iq zoomers think is good music
she's like a female lil pump