/metal/

It's atmospheric black metal, why would they want to

it's depressive black metal

even worse

Isn't black metal depressive in essence?

>depressive black metal

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i mean if Bathory or Darkthrone are the main blueprint for black metal in general, then it isn't depressing in the slightest

no black metal in essence is larping (see Call of the Wintermoon), the emo shit is a newer development

LOOORD HAVE MERCY UPOOON MEEEEE!!!

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Mayhem and Burzum sounded pretty 'depressive' to me

>sounded
read the lyrics, it's not emo shit like today's bm

Freezing moon is pretty emo

Requesting black metal with clean vocals

open your ears dummy
dark =/= depressive

>Mayhem
that always sounded more energetic than depressive to me
>Burzum
man I hear no sadness in his shit, even disregarding the non-sad lyrics. it's just entrancing
shit like When Mine Eyes Blacken is depressive, not Burzum

Dead is the exception not the rule

but depressive is always dark

Peste Noire, L'ordure à L'état Pur, La Chaise Diable and Peste Noire split Peste Noire

THEY ARE STERILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISED!!!!!

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black metal sucks

>The Head is a Head of a Serpent
>From its Nostrils Mucus Trickles...
>The Ears Are those of a Basilisk
>His Horns Are Twisted into three Curls

Woah, depressing

Metaphor for gay incest and the trauma associated

youtube.com/watch?v=niEjb5t29Pc
youtube.com/watch?v=YSynAwoccug
youtube.com/watch?v=EtM_N6ziNXY

Give me Roman metal you fuckers

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uhh, diocletian?

Rotting Christ :^)

it's actually both

ex deo

Thoughts on this band?

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It's not NSBM so it's woman music.

Can I get some brütal tech death recs

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youtube.com/watch?v=3rcYDCE836c
youtube.com/watch?v=teHUALi2qjE
youtube.com/watch?v=SzOiZxhsA_E
youtube.com/watch?v=SRoeE-kVmvE
youtube.com/watch?v=OS-eiMIoWjw

this but unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=2Dx8TP9UMX8

youtu.be/1lsnTQyGI78

early stuff is some of the best slam out there
now they are mediocre brutal death

one of the better slam bands

youtu.be/5btqkUOjdLY?t=53

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=6G1zupNI-tw
youtube.com/watch?v=6v5UkUT7NTw
youtube.com/watch?v=HRPdFIyDjP4
youtube.com/watch?v=ag8Dg5yI5ec
youtube.com/watch?v=3r-rxxsrJAY

when did this become a thing

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nigger i don't speak polish

When onions became part of the daily diet of Americans

he's talking in english

this makes me sad

Riffs that make your head explode?

You're lucky, what makes me sad is my personal situation, the state of my country, the fast that I can't emotionally connect to anyone but random anonymous posts on Yea Forums and that "I can't stand to use any other website than Yea Forums, and the state of Yea Forums considering it used to be an almost exclusively metal board.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Lx_rnSlrCjg

I'm aware it makes me a faggot, but the title track is 90% composed of my favorite riffs
in particular the part at 2:42 makes me fucking cum
youtu.be/B8xdterGWM4?t=162

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youtu.be/3QkNP1jxrEw?t=158

>FDR edition
disgusting
but I was going to post Altars of Riffs too

Arghoslent is based

how to dress for metal

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i mean other things make me sad too. sorry you have it rough user

POST SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTS

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kinda cringe

Are these RABM poster's clothes?

looks like a crustie

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Imagine the smell

def crust pants

youtube.com/watch?v=NH6X106znng

Why the fuck is Darkthrone voted as the most similar band to Mayhem? Their music has fucking nothing in common other than they're both part of the Norwegian black metal trio. metal-archives.com/band/ajax-recommendations/id/67

>metal-archives.com/band/ajax-recommendations/id/67
the fuck is this
on normal link bathory is first
metal-archives.com/bands/Darkthrone/146

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The single best BM album

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I said Darkthrone to Mayhem, not Mayhem to Darkthrone, therefore I linked the Mayhem site, but I linked the similar artists section directly: metal-archives.com/bands/Mayhem/67 Check it out for yourself

If it doesn't have blast beats, it's not for me.

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You must love Marduk

ok

Give me some cyberpunk metal

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youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w

Does anything else even remotely like this even exist? Super convoluted but catchy, with a really mild and clean production for a death album.
There are bands that play faster and more complex riffs, but nothing really stays with me after a few of listens. It's all just technical wankery with no groove, super loud triggered gravity blasts and boring solos.
Best approximations I found are Gorod, Psycroptic and Blotted Science, but that's still not it.

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Spawn Of Possession are about as enjoyable as techwank gets

youtube.com/watch?v=sqarLOZ25RU
deathrash
satanic edition

I was about to mention, Spawn of Possession sound like people who want to be Necrophagist, but lack the composing talent.
Or I'm just incompatible with their style, I listened to 2 of their albums multiple times and they do nothing for me. None of the riffs are really memorable, sounds just like random notes played really fast.

>but lack the composing talent.
man you might be the only person who praises Necrophagist for... well anything
SoP on the album Incurso, the rest is less common with them i guess, has riffs I remember and stuff (mostly on tracks like The Evangelist and the closer)

Their last fucking sucked, is this any better?

Why the hell do you never see any movement in live videos taken from Saint Vitus bar
I thought it was supposed to be a prime metal venue

It's in current year Brooklyn right? The entire crowd must be anemic.

well it's more like the Cold EP than the last full length
but desu it still sounds like None, so if you hate their shit then you'll hate this

This has cleans and it's also the AOTY so
vehemencembm.bandcamp.com/

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??
Necrophagist is basically the epitome of techwankery

strawpoll.me/17810165

The most annoying part of their last LP was the crying sample that went on for like 20 fucking minutes and the lack of riffs paired with their inability to close out tracks until three minutes too late

But it's catchy techwankery.

Does Thrash/Doom exist? If it exist, give recs please. Have a qt metal girl in exchange.

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then these threads would be even more dead

youtube.com/watch?v=dlYoe8mXIbQ

there's no crying this time
they added whispers and film samples instead, but rarer

Looks like what your vegan healing crystal aunt wears when listening to Psychedelic Witchcraft and drinking fake absinthe.

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Thrash and doom are both characterized by their tempos, so no.

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Isn't Totengott sort of like that?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Ndrcz3mybPg
Absolutely incredible.

Why is the ex-Yugo region so bereft of notable metal?

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Because they are spiritually muslim

thrash and doom =/= thrash/doom
But arguing about genres is retarded anyway

>this is a 10 in the Metal community
y'all inbreed subhumans aren't you

So what is thrash and doom? I'm autistic enough to find genre discussions fun, sorry in advance

Based, Budgie's Debut is one of my favorite albums

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poverty

Didn't stop other eastern European cunts from making good metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-545HtCrM
This is pretty solid Serbian deathrash from 1990. The true Bloodbath! Comparable to Insanity (US).

S O Y

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Dress like you want to shed the blood of Saxon men

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is serbia not considered part of that region?

Didn't mean to suggest that. I was thinking of other countries like Poland and Czechia but should have specified.

>dude killing native white europeans is cool and metal
get out Mossad

fuck anglos

fuck off /pol/
murder is cool and edgy regardless of the victim

Well typically thrash just means fast snd doom means slow. Tempos don't really apply to other subgenres all that much because they have different characteristics that seperate them from others.(i.e. death metal's downtuned guitars and low, growling vocals or trad's hard rock roots).

I don't think thrash always has to be fast. That would be true rather for speed metal.

>not hating the English
smfh

it isn't
you're just a tourist

>That would be true rather for speed metal.
Speed metal isn't even that fast though
wat

it is though, speed metal = metal that's faster than heavy metal but also isn't thrash or power metal

(or death metal etc. of course)

thrash is really more defined by it's use of rhythm over melody and drumming style. palm muted open E chugging with power chords
bands played fast as possible but it was just a way to sound more extreme. vocals aren't necessarily a rule for any genre but thrash vocalists generally do semi harsh shouting vocals instead of clean singing or screams

not the determining factor
this isn't fucking edm they don't just lop genre tags on what your bpm is

explain speedy doom

Thoughs on Krisiun?

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GENRE SEMANTICS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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Then what is the determining factor for what is speed metal?
What is there to explain? Bands can combine different genres.

Care to back that claim up bud

Sludge metal best metal.

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you're the one who has to prove himself, and you already failed

i don't really like speed metal as a term
it's basically the term used for many of the bands that helped to inspire thrash or played a somewhat thrashy style with more traditional heavy influence. it's used for a number of bands with different styles

Celtic Frost

I agree with that. I use it sparingly, honestly, but when I do it's for either trad with double kicks/skank beats or Motörhead-worship

any genre is used for a number of bands with different styles

youtube.com/watch?v=b8qL77yP0rc

MY BONES ARE DECAYED
MY FLESH IT DOTH ROT

What did he mean by this?

Any releases you're looking forward to this year or are you just gonna listen to the same old shit?

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new Darkthrone and new Bethlehem are pretty exciting imo

I look forward to Abbath, but I know it won't be very good
Ad Nauseam is hype as fuck

sounds kinda generic but at least its not tech death. expected much MUCH wankier and more boring music from the logo/cover

I liked seeing him sit around with his battle axe in the latest video though

check out Austere. they use clean vocals on some of their songs.

>muh burden of proofs
You'd only have to post one cool band to prove me wrong, coolguy

+ the Rainer Landfermann solo record *should* be out this year, no solid date yet afaik though

Baroness, Darkthrone, Bewitcher, Possessed, Death Angel. Gloryhammer released a new single yesterday or something, their new album will be really good fun even if not conventionally amazing.

Then we *might* see a metal-ish king gizzard album, if that thrash single they released is anything to go by. There's also a bunch of le wrong generation loudwire-fodder bands releasing albums this year, 2019 is gonna be pretty big for metal imo

Yeah it's not super original but everything is performed really well.
They got a new album coming out too that should be good
youtube.com/watch?v=amaU2Wj_7sg

Neat. I'll keep that in mind, see if it's any major improvement in terms of making a unique identity

I won't spoonfeed you faggot

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Cmon why not :)

>hasnt listened to Heroinzilla or My Heroin Romance
Filtered

you're delusional if you think any of those legacy acts are going to release anything above mediocre material
especially darkthrone

>qt
Yeah, if you're a methhead.

Look how many people clapped like seals over the nu Immortal album.

>Especially darkthrone
You shut your whore mouth sir

Mid-to-late-career highlights aren't unheard of at all, lol. I think you're being a *little* pessimistic; what's more, more than half of those bands aren't even 'legacy' - Baroness, Bewitched, Gloryhammer, KG (possibly) are all 2000s onwards.

shut up homo

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>tfw beheld the fevers

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Bethlehem
Ares Kingdom
Brutality
Dark Angel
Sodom
Esoteric
Exhorder

ADE
fuck ex deo tho

Sleep and Judas Priest both released fantastic albums last year in my opinion

My album

give me the most primitive shit you've got

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what metal is he listening to?

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Firepower was the best metal release of last year, Judas Priest may be the most based old school legacy band still active, maidenfags BTFO

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Slam

post doomer bm
youtube.com/watch?v=HPoCX2_BkGU

you've misspelled Accept

Fucking based image user
Have some /real shit/
youtube.com/watch?v=mxvg4fCeC-k
youtube.com/watch?v=z_6sn16XfZQ
youtube.com/watch?v=AulUkf-0ytQ
youtube.com/watch?v=wlTxu4P6_tY
youtube.com/watch?v=2XawwqpEcrw
youtube.com/watch?v=QSy5UOoLaEU
youtube.com/watch?v=31dt3DGEhP0
Probably /real shit/

black metal

No matter how shitty the general can be, i always find new awesome stuff here. Thanks to all the anons posting videos and recs.

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soon.......

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youtube.com/watch?v=FIL1AO6Ob0s

MAZE OF TORMENT
MAZE OF TORMENT
MAZE OF TORMENT
MAZE OF DETHH

This place has its faults for sure but it's one of the better generals on this board
cheers lad

onions

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Be useful for once and give me bands similar to Asunder

say please

your moms pussy

why do i even bother

...

learn some manners fucknut

epic my man, simply epic

Recommend me some black metal with some sick howling.
pretty please.

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Because you don't come here and go "Hey you fucking degenerate fuckasses spoonfeed me to prove your worth"

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When will they make it big?

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when did this general get so sensitive? cringe

Based

give sahon a listen

go outside and take some time to reflect young man

Any good death metal from 2091? I need to catch up.

>Muh spoonfeed.

You got a fetish for this or what? See you all the time shoehorning it in every thread.

I assume by sick howling you mean some really fucked vocals. Maybe you'll like some of these, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2PtF1D-wA
youtube.com/watch?v=mzzyWVJ19rY
youtube.com/watch?v=3DtyYqTPHFg
Parts of these sound like really pissed cats.

*2019 fuck

*tips fedora*

fuck off timetraveler

Leather Glove - Perpetual Animation
Hate Force - Hate Force
Undeath - Demo '19
Malignant Altar - Retribution of Jealous Gods
Grave Infestation - Infesticide
Thanamagus - Incorporeal Passage
Frozen Soul - Encased in Ice

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absolutely shit taste, although i bet you felt pretty great when writing all these obscure amateur """bands"""

n00b

Luc Lemay III is starting a new band Gorgutted Hyperplisphaere. It's a mix of quasar death metal snd third-wave slam. They're putting out an EP during the next Earth-based lunar cycle.

embarrassing

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Ignore that other rude user. The Undeath demo and malignant altar demo are good, and i'll check out the couple albums I dont know. Thanks for the recs.

Maybe he just likes death metal and stays informed about what's happening in the scene. Go back to the top40.

Feel free to correct me with better 2019 death metal from bands that don't require quotation marks around them, user

SoP's Incurso had Christian Muenzner in it.(he did the Guitars along with Suicmez on Epitaph)
Also Dying Fetus are the kings of groovy technicality, their best records are Killing on Adrenaline, Destroy the Opposition and Reign Supreme. Descend Into Depravity is groovy as fuck but has weak production, Wrong One to Fuck With has great technicality but is less memorable/groovy than the others.
First 4 decapitated albums also fall in groovy tech territory but the production isn't great.

Not that user but wew this is a terrible post

>tfw people bully me online when I say Roots is my fav Sepultura

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no u

>Not that user

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Well-deserved, t b h

the only time black metal should get its own thread is in november

based

What shows are you going to see live this year?
So far I'm only going to see Deicide

...

I need fat mid-paced riffage death metal like pic related. Emphasis in mid-tempo and fat riffs.

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Has anyone seen Skull Fist live? A coworker said I missed out but I doubt it.

But it's a bad album, user. It's not even good nu metal. It's boring and laden with filler.

Maybe nostalgia is a factor since it's the first album I've ever listened to.

Thoughts on this band?

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neither are very depressing but Burzum was undeniably a huge influence on dbm

I was a kid when hair metal was cool, and I still like Motley Crue and Faster Pussycat and LA Guns. Nostalgia can be nice sometimes.

Gay in the best way

used to browse here a lot but lost interest in meal for a while. whatever happened with Inquisition? Did they finally recover from being accused of diddling kids or are they still off the grid?

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idk seems like a pretty hetero cover to me

Primitive man
Omnium Gatherum (yawnfest but I'm going with friends)
At the gates
Loudness
Ne obliviscaris
Eluveitie
Korpiklaani
Bongzilla

Thanks for the suggestions. As mentioned, SoP doesn't really agree with me.
I know DF, they get old quick for me, but it's pretty good while it lasts.
Vitek era Decapitated is one of my favorite bands, although I wouldn't really describe them as similar to Necro, even if they are in the same genre.

This
Fuck faggots for coopting the muscular manly-men imagery.

I love melodies on Reinkaos

WHY CANT I LEARN HOW TO GROWL
IT JUST HURTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I mean I agree with both of those things but you can't say manowar isn't gay as hell

Is Fenriz the most likable person in bm? Not even Fag Vikernes talks shit about him.

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no, I hate cats

Yes Fenriz is GOAT
but varg says he was just a dumb alcoholic for most of the 90s

eat a bag of dicks

No thanks, I'll eat a bag of kittens instead. Fuck those vermin.

Yeah but that's probably true

It's been 11 years since I listened to this until today. Still remember it fondly after all this time.

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No, he's a coward that turned on Norsk Arisk Black Metal and Norway in general.

edgy

t. untermensch

you guys like Tetragrammacide?
ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/tetragrammacide-primal-incinerators-of-moral-matrix

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Very good, peak fuck your ears-core

based cronos

>tfw To Give

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I'm not usually into war metal too much but I am loving this band. It feels like the music is constantly at its climax.
Also Tetragrammacide is a fucking cool band name.

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what's gay about it exactly?

this and incorrigible bigotry's title track have some of arghoslent's best riffs.

Their album covers and song names are also really good. Much rather have them over Teitanblood which I see them compared to a surprising amount.

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2deep4me

Bringer of Elvenefris Flame is the best song on the album and you literally cannot argue against that

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> Imperial Cyanide Voltigeurs (Quantum Threshold Leapers of Hatha- Sorcery)

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>Radicalized Matrikavyeda Operation: Militarized Cosmogrids Destabilization (Heralding Absolute Contraction)
>Cyberserking Strategic Kalpa-Terminator (Advanced Acausality Increment Mechanism)

Albums recs similar to To Mega Therion?

>Intra-Dimensional Vessel of Were-Robotics, N-Logics and Assorted Lattice Intelligences
Liturgy wishes their song titles were this cryptic

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I think that the post-movie hype was as big as they will ever get.

lememe needs to die already desu

Rytmihäiriö

>not Lemaymay
You had one job

Stormheit

youtu.be/ChLYR8TBXQs

It so fucking shit but so was immortal after first album

Obituary - Cause of Death
Six Feet Under - Haunted
Cancer - Death Shall Rise
Grotesque - In The Embrace of Evil
Infestdead - JesuSatan

youtu.be/jq2V_ENMGnU
youtu.be/i-MTAGa3nwI
youtu.be/6StFGBBxwiM
youtu.be/0aMZ6iW2l9c
youtu.be/cXID8OY6m98
youtu.be/d-BeBvq5lKY

fear factory

Thank god

Von > Burzum

This is an unchallengeable FACT

Whenever I see girls like this I wonder what it'd be like to violently fuck them and break them. Would they cry?

metal for this feel?

why couldn't they keep a consistent name?

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It just occurred to me, Cronos would look about a thousand times cooler and better if he just shaved his head.

thats every guy with that much balding

well varg said he was the only other intelligent guy in the scene just that he was drunk all the time

fenriz still betrayed his old beliefs because he realised it's only south americans buying his records

Pretty sure that's not why he stopped being racist.

>he doesn't like the skullet
This is what peak S O Y looks like, folks

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man boobs lol

yeah he did it cause he was a sellout who couldn't handle the heat when he got called out for what he wrote

>only other intelligent guy
>other

"Rip their little sisters heads off, then fuck them in their throat!!! Necro pedo dhilt rules!!!"
- Varg "intelligent" Vikernes

No. I think he stopped being racist because he grew up and realized being racist was retarded, and he wasn't an edgy kid anymore.

he was like 24 when he wrote it

24 year olds still do a lot of dumb kid shit.

Nah, he's just a phoney.

No, that's silly. A phony what?

>hey I'm gonna go back to that sketchy Chinese restaurant I got food poisoning at last time! Wanna come?
>Uh, no thanks... I wouldn't go if I were you.
>What are you, an edgy kid? Pattern recognition is stupid and for edgy kids.

brainlets

So I've been listening to Shaarimoth a lot lately, anyone know any similar bands?

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He's phoney because he either didn't have racist feelings back then and just said it to extreme or he still has those views and is pretending not to. It's extremely uncommon for someone to be "aware" of Jews and then completely change their view.

More like Harmonicraft by Torche that isn't the band Floor?

if you go by fenriz's own words he wasn't racist during the transilvanian hunger era & the "jew" stuff was just insensitive slang.
I tend to take his word for it that he was always completely bluepilled.
that fact he has a sunwheel tattoo doesn't change the fact he's just another mindless consumerist boomer

>Torche

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The whole soiposting has gotten pretty stale already, but this particular numale is really disgusting.
I don't know why I feel like punching him so much.

I dont love torche, just want to hear what else sounds like them that isn't floor.

>The whole soiposting has gotten pretty stale already

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It's out, fellow cavebros
neoandertals.bandcamp.com/album/neanderthal-parallax

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alright you win

>food analogy

youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g
here's the freshest soiboy on the block

Damn Jonah Hill's had a rough 2019 huh

He kinda reminds me of a chubby, eyeglasses wearing gollum

>it makes sense to recognize patterns based on past experience with food establishments but not based on past experience with people, because reasons

> Do you even downpick bro?

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This reaction can't be real. He's faking it for le views, right?
I mean, who cries over a shitty movie trailer?

absolutely obsessed

hes crying at like 15 seconds in... has to be fake

>WHAT?! NO! THE EMPEROR?!
good lord

damn this is kind of boring compared to ebu gogo, feels neutered

It's a lot more atmospheric than their others but it's neat

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