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Was John hard or flaccid in this pic?

benis

John was pretty well hung.

Disgusting attention whore faggots. Johnny boy putting on this new age spiritual image and then completely contradicting it with his degenerate antics in the same breath.

Would you be hard standing next to that?

lil white willy

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oh god what the fuck

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Imagine fucking that ass
Oh my god poor john

he had a really nice ass

would you be flaccid standing next to that?

yes

John has nice ass and tit too

damn, john, you're looking like a goddamn snack

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>he is small and uncut
>she is ugly with horrible tits

no wonder he wrote imagine. he didn't give a shit about humanity, he was imagining a better life for himself.

Why is John's ass hotter than yoko's?

is this the penis thread?

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>tfw you have a better ass than your wife

Brian Epstein was one lucky tosser.

FUCK JOHN LOOKIN THICC BOY

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Who is this?

That's Keith Moon.

someone please make yoko's legs merge together

is very beautiful

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look dis

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mirin the flacid cock prowess

why is white sometimes and sometimes brown?

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Japanese chicks are hot as fuck man

no you would not

I just realized I don't have the smallest penis in the world.

>he doesn't walk around with the protective lotion around

SHYGDDT

The European cannon is here

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i definitely would

Jagger is a lucky motherfucker.

>BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!

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Who cheated on that?

Wow!

Fake.

hank hill's butt

steve jones nice bottom

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>Circumcised
Dropped.

Mozart had a horse cock.

how could lydon look so salty at all times

how can you be a man and not know what flaccid means? do they not teach sex ed in your bumfuck coubtry?

I'm comparing flaccid cocks.

He did a playgirl shoot thinking that women read it only to find out playgirl was usually bought by gay men
lmao

Just like Shawn Michaels.

Anyone else warren cuccurullo here?

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Jesus he has bigger ass and tits than his woman. fuck. WHAT WAS HE THINKING. FUCKING CIA.

my dick is that size soft but over 6” hard. showers not growers dude

looks smaller than mine and mine is average

good thread but where the fuck are the mods?

> inb4 “their best work”

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>john has a better ass than his wife

I seen him getting a dildo up his butt one time
a woman was doing it but it was weird

Why we posting tommy wiseau tho

I bet if john shaved the bush it would look bigger

kek

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He isn't hard you idiot

Men didn't shave/trim their pubic hair until about a decade ago you idiot