"Hey user, wanna come over and listen to worship music with me?"

>"Hey user, wanna come over and listen to worship music with me?"
>"You are Christian, aren't you??"

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I'm not, but no thanks anyway.

Of course I am. Have you ever heard Dave Bixby’s Ode to Quetzalcoatl?

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No, bitch. Praise Beelzebub.

Yes, would you like to listen to one of Bach's Lutheran chorales? Or perhaps some of the hymnody of Charles Wesley?

>tfw play drums at a church every sunday but i'm not christian

I’m not religious, but I’m definitely LUSTING for you baby girl if you know what I mean

Same, I used to sing for my youth group but I was never actually religious

Nah, i have a goth gf, thanks tho.

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Why not?

Beautiful album.

Cringe.

Based.

Find a good conservative Christian woman at church instead.
>inb4 “good conservative/Christian women don’t exist” or “good women don’t exist”

That sounds really boring. I would go mad in less than a month. You ever been in an orgy at a techno club? That's my shit right there.

Good women unironically don't exist

>"Sure, sounds great. For sure, Jesus is my only reason for living."
Jesus dudes, lrn2lie.

faggots are boring. degenerates are boring. there's no Logos. there's no beauty. there's no reason. no purpose. ugghhhhh fucking hate you people and your ways

I would never enter the abode of a filthy shixa

Fuck you.

go plan your suicide with the others

Sure. I love Christian Industrial.

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>>>r/The_Donald

The day you put your penis inside a vagina you'll understand. I don't hate you, you can still grow as a human being.

Sex has a purpose. You're just another degenerate, a slave to pleasure. A human rendered pointless.

Have put penis in several vaginas, life still meaningless, women still scarcely more than risky, high maintenance expenses. Don't deify the pussy, it leads only to disappointment.

it's not about how many girls you fucked, it's about the best girl you fucked

She's a SJW cunt though.

Based E Michael Jones.

I don’t even like /pol/.

I don't even know who she is

Cringe

fuck off loser

no

I was in this position before. Big booty wholesome blonde girl was starting to like me and asked me to go to church with her and my edgelord ass declined.

The Holocaust but of Christians
Let's make it happen my dudes

Based and Ottoman pilled