>Got blacklisted from my local cafe for using the alt-right website 4channel.
Now where am I going to go to pretend I'm at my job while my retired dad lounges around the house? Also music for this feel?
Got blacklisted from my local cafe for using the alt-right website 4channel
Jacob Morales
Jordan Gonzalez
My local cafe blocked reddit, Yea Forums, etc. I asked the guy at the counter (it’s usually just some high school kid) he had the manager change the settings. He said they just didnt want people looking at porn and they’d used a standard list of sites to block. The last thing they want is for you to go somewhere else because of something silly like this.
Michael Kelly
I think you underestimate the pettiness of trustfund lefties.
Colton White
Most places that have Yea Forums blocked don’t have 4channel blocked. Feels good
Thomas Ross
Put on a fake moustache and glasses and go there again
Elijah Morales
brilliant.
Colton Davis
I don't even live in US, but can't imagine myself going to the counter and asking them to unlock Yea Forums. I guess I'd say reddit, and hope they change something to unlock Yea Forums as well...
Mason Foster
Maybe try getting a real job instead of being a cunt and taking advantage of your poor dad.
Alexander Torres
>Yea Forums blocked at work
>need to browse reddit on breaks
Luis Brown
I only browse Yea Forums when nobody can see it. That said, when I'm around normies, and there's a break or something and everyone pulls out their phone, I don't because I don't lurk anything else besides Yea Forums, so I just stare at the floor.
Well, sometimes I do and pretend that I chat with someone, or read something on Quora, but it's equally autistic
Owen Anderson
I don't take advantage of him. I have my own income from day-trading assets online and I pay him 600 dollars rent a month. But its not enough to move out in this city and my dad is the kind of boomer who thinks work should involve doing something boring continuously for 8 hours a day until you're dead.
Logan Fisher
I regularly have Yea Forums open during lectures, nothing wrong with it
Ian Cruz
Why don't you just get an actual job?
Gavin Thomas
if you look at blue boards no one cares
Isaac Walker
I'd rather go on a killing spree than work 40 hours a week
Blake Green
I mean around classmates I also lurk, because I know none of them do and they don't even know what Yea Forums is exactly, but when I'm in public and around strangers, I don't want someone seeing me having Mimi open
Jeremiah Sanchez
Wait, so you sit 8h/day in a local cafe?
Dylan Cooper
Back in high school I told my friend to go to /z/ in class
Julian Robinson
>He has multiple breaks
Lucky bastard
Jonathan Ward
Just get a job with a nice working from home policy and blag your way doing fuck all, works for me lol
Ethan Thompson
Examples?
Owen Cruz
Why not? Since I was 14 I've spent almost all of my waking hours on the internet. What difference should the venue make?
Isaiah Clark
OP here. I just want to point out this isn't me and while I roughly agree with the sentiment I don't say edgy crap like this.
Luis Stewart
How to find a job like that? Via Internet? And do you ever need to meet your employer in person?
Charles Harris
>I have my own income from day-trading assets
prove it
Evan Wright
>he hasn't taken the clownpilled
>he isn't completely depersonalized
>he isn't hooked up to hyperreality
Hudson Price
Not him but I've been working from home since 2012 rating websites and having zero interaction with my employer beyond them sending me automated direct deposit statements. It only pays $15/hr but it's easy as fuck and I can login whenever I want shitpost whilst doing it (like right now).
Asher Clark
>tfw wageslave and clownpilled
I don't even feel alive anymore
Gavin Martinez
What? No! Its not even very much. Do you really think its impossible to make money online?
Wyatt Taylor
post your portfolio
Benjamin Lee
Why would I post my income on a Laotian tranny-chaser agora?
David Nelson
lol called it
18+ website, kiddo
Christian King
If you "called it" that I wasn't going to open a graphics program, compile screenshots of my collective assets and post it for the benefit of some random fuckface who can't mind his own business, then why did you ask me to?
Brayden Thompson
Was this your cafe?
Zachary Howard
Wait there’s more
Caleb Reyes
>outing yourself as a redditor
based
John Adams
That drink sounds absolutely disgusting.
Juan Roberts
why would opening a graphics program be necessary? You could just screenshot multiple windows.
Joseph Hall
>"Punch a Nazi" and "onions milk" on the same paper
every time
>put a "Trump" cup next to the others
>fills up quickly
>baristas can't complain because they're getting tips
Dylan Jenkins
So your dad is really mad that you sit on the Internet all day
Sounds like my old man but I live alone so that's rough dude
Jose Hall
>using Mimi
lol
Michael Bailey
I think you underestimate how fucked my "portfolio" is. I have money from things as diverse as Lego sets and fantasy sports.
Nathan Gutierrez
lol
Ian Anderson
This is starting to sound pathetic enough that I believe you.
Isaiah Taylor
Yeah, like I said man, I'm not flexing. Everyone has to find a way to make bank, mine just happens to come from the internet.
Elijah Gutierrez
what the fresh hell?
Christopher White
t. closet redditor
Also I would say that at least 80% of the porn on /GIF/ is from leddit, way easier to just go on there and filter it yourself rather than have retards do it for you
Gavin Scott
>porn
Jaxon Powell
I'm not one for presumptions, but do you not have a girlfriend?
Zachary Garcia
sneed
Nathaniel Lewis
Wait, isn't it the people who have girlfriends that need porn the least?
Joshua Davis
can confirm. Having a gf makes porn a complete afterthought, whereas being single, porn can easily become an obsession