Just reminder that

Just reminder that
a band with loud guitars and screaming vocals does not mean metal :)

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both that and metal are objectively bad so who cares

>listens to eminem and death grips
oh ok

This should be obvious to anybody with any knowledge of alternative music.

Music is objectively bad so why even have this board

are you implying that anyone but an edgy metal fag would like those artists?

Yes it does
Thats exactly what it means.
Metal literally means loud guitars and screaming

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>its not metal unless its literally an 80s cover band

you are retarded

Absolute fucking retard lmao

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>death grips
>artist
oh ok

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>gatekeeping for metal
Who the fuck does this apply to? This is like telling the captain of the high school football team that he's not cool enough to join the Chess Club. Metal is literally the lowest possible form of music.

Mate, are you 12? You seriously think that loud guitars and screaming automatically makes something metal? Or that all metal is screaming and loud guitars? You honestly believe that? Please listen to more music.

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No, the only metal songs ive ever heard were a few seconds of some metallica shit.
I dont give a fuck about your autist sperglord genre micromanagement. I just wanted to use my cool new Larry Bird gif.

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Get the fuck out of my chess club, Chad. You don't even know how to play.

pleb status = filtered

i filtered you first so suck it

Nah, you just proved that you don't know anything about alternative music. How is that filtering me?

"alternative music" imagine thinking this is a reasonable way to refer to a genre of music in 2019

I tried listening to metal and it legitimately hurt my ears. I liked the sounds but it's so irritating.

good... don't ever listen to it you poser

It's literally just an umbrella term for anything that isn't mainstream pop music, you dumb zoomer. It includes various examples of loud guitars and screaming, some of which are found in metal music, some of which are not found in metal music. Thinking that "loud guitars and screaming = metal" is absolutely retarded and shows a lack of musical knowledge.

you have proven you do not belong on this board. please return to /vg/ or wherever, just not here.

What hardcore punk?
What is crust punk?
What is no wave?

All the types of bands that ur mom was a groupie for

Rage Against the Machine is the only good metal band.

WELL MY DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM, AND ALSO YOUR DAD, AND YOUR DOG.

This had loud guitars and screaming, but it has nothing to do with metal.
youtu.be/oqvCDqOIQI0

This does not have loud guitars or screaming, but is absolutely heavy metal.
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I bet my dad could fuck your dad.

ratm is actually hated in metal

And? Haters gonna hate.

WELL LET'S SET A DATE. WE'LL SEE WHO'S DAD FUCKS ASS, AND WHO'S DAD GETS FUCKED INTO ASS. AND WHILE WE DO THAT, WE FUCK EACH OTHER INTO ASS. NO HOMO.

Loud Guitars + Screaming = Not Metal
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No Loud Guitars + No Screaming = Metal
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Stop being a pleb.

MY DAD'S FREE SATURDAY, AND SO AM I, PAL! WHERE DO YOU LIVE, HUH?

Jesus you people dont get it. No one cares what you define as metal or your shotty subgenres because both what you "enjoy" and what you "hate" are garbage.

I'M GONNA LIVE IN YOUR ASS TOMORROW.

You are right, but Rainbow is not really metal. Good band though.

I saw them get booed offstage twice.
The first time perry ferrell had to come out and whiteknight for them

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY TIGHT ASS, BUCKO! YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T HANDLE MY LOAD, HONEY!

>Rainbow is not really metal
Rainbow Rising is an absolute metal classic.
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Haters gonna hate.

as long as a jew still likes theyll push you right on through all the haters

It's heavy rock, and proto-metal. Definitely it's huge influence to metal.

>whiny 12-year old mulatto vocalist scowling and yelling about big lizards
>guitarist who does anything with his guitar except actually play it
>bassist whose only interesting point is his being the biggest faggot to wear tribal tattoos, no small feat
>drummer who can barely play and was the least talented member on the worst Black Sabbath album, an album that had post-1993 Ozzy Osbourne on it
>all their songs are basic-bitch left-wing polemics liked only because they pander to the listener's pre-conceived worldview

This band was pure unadulterated shit and the fact that you posted that, even ironically, would land you in a concentration camp in any civilised country.

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fuck m8

He didnt make the shot but the fake was so badass it deserves the gif