"I almost sucked dick for money so I am an inspiration to young people with the same struggle."

"I almost sucked dick for money so I am an inspiration to young people with the same struggle."

She is a next-level attention slut

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Just like on American Idol or a marvel film, everyone needs to have a sad story that they overcame, it is part of the marketing, and how they connect to people

I don't believe she just contemplated it to be honest with you, family member

It's dumb to say, but I'm not going to knock her because she was actually poor. Wait a few weeks until Billie Eilish or Speedy Ortiz start saying the same bullshit to jump on the bandwagon, despite coming from more money than you or I will ever see.

she does this shit all of the time. and it's always something so trivial. it's like if someone said, "unfortunately, I almost got on a flight on 9/11. here's my story to help inspire others who are struggling."

this is the same line of thinking girls do in college when they say "fuck this ima become a stripper" when they have no athletic ability, no rhythm and their bodies look disgusting.

Who would pay to fuck this flatchested, coke addicted, manfaced teenage boy, she's clearly saying this because she wants attention

>almost
Yeah right

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Yeah, it's stupid. But there's a kernel of truth to what she's saying. To use your analogy, she says "I almost died on a plane on 9/11" but she actually got on a plane that day. Meanwhile you have all these other musicians just totally fabricating their shit. I'll overlook the Halsey's of the world just to expose one rich kid in indie rock pretending their a poor person. The outrage they have at their pose being revealed is way more satisfying.

[OP] I agree completely..... but i don't know man i'd enjoy pinning her down

>woman
>acts cringe
Wow what a surprise, next you will tell me a black person was terminally uncool and ridiculous.

I always think about Drake when this comes up. He acts like he grew up in the dirt with absolutely nothing and made himself into an unlikely star. homie when to private school in fucking toronto.

yeah, you right now. nigger.

i "almost" touched your mom's boob >:)

Yep, there are far more cases like this than there are of people like Halsey: people who are vapid, but earned their success.

Wasnt he a child actor?

hi dad

Every musician ever
>Lol yeah I was homeless for awhile
How many times are they going to use this story?

Why would you fuck Halsey? Do you think people will be impressed when you tell them?

"shampoo is racist" is my favourite halsey era

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Isn't saying this unintentionally racist in itself?

do your homework kiddo. then you can log back on with your friends.

yep.
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not the "my music's not pop its alternative" saga

this one i just laugh at. theonion-tier post

So fucking what..?
Think most girls consider it as some point as the easy way out. Get over yourself. At least you have that as an option. No one is going to pay a fat ugly homeless guy to suck their dick.

OH MY GOD DAD YOU DON'T LOG ON ITS ANONYMOUS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

its the female version of "yeh, i thought about being a drug dealer once"

Imagine working your way up to total stardom and wealth and deciding to complain about this.

hey show some fucking respect. fat ugly homeless blowjobs are an emerging market.

>using hotel shampoo/soap/etc
its always shit no matter what hair you have

It really is. Except you won’t get thrown in jail for it. So really I don’t know why the fuck she would complain. Her privilege is showing

>"yeh, i thought about being a drug dealer once
holy fuck this analogy is so accurate i cant tell you the amount of nerds who come to me saying how they're gonna drop out and start selling drugs like it isn't one of the most stressful things to do

Can we start talking about men who start drug dealing because they have no other option? Can we talk about the danger they put themselves in? Can we start glorifying them as heroes because they’re brave and courageous ?

>yfw you cringed at this song 4 years ago

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No because that's fucking dumb and irresponsible. Just because you see someone else do something retarded doesn't give you a free pass, asshole.

Im sorry op, you dont understand. You arent bi polar, bisexual, and biracial

I'd like to her to contemplate me, if you catch my drift

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honestly in todays world it's probably easier to start dealing drugs than finding a full time job with a living wage.

Its not that bad if its all white areas.
Once niggers are around it just becomes everybody robbing each other.

I can't believe this stupid bitch got famous

This bitch is so fucking fake. Someone needs to rape her to take her down a peg

No it’s hard work and I need em sometimes

Ppl need hookers too

>pro-sex work
>this ultraleftist bullshit
>on my fucking board

support the workers, just don’t support what they do.

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by contemplated she means she did and is lying about it now

Selling ass is not the same as selling drugs. All you need is a premium Snapchat and an onlyfans and you’re making 6k a month + amazon gifts

What's the deal with sex work? It's not sex and it's not work.

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American women and truly revolting

have sex
Hahahha you cant

wanna bet?
*unzips dick*

What the fuck is this analogy. Even if she didn't whore herself out, there's still the "homeless teenager" part, which I'm sure at least affects how she thinks.

>homeless teenager
sounds like bullshit
Have you ever seen a female homeless teenager in America that looks as white as her?

this jawn slaps

yes im a girl

Yeah, but I'd guess that a lot of them just suck dick instead. Being a white girl doesn't make you immune to being poor, it just gets you out faster.

she couch surfed at friends houses. and i dont give a shit if she was "homeless". if she had friends, she had connections, and there were a billion options instead of resorting to prostitution. she is a retard who wants to feel special because she was "almost" a bimbo (even though she is one now so it works out).

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>Being a white girl doesn't make you immune to being poor,

I doubt her family was even poor.
The idea of a white female teenager being out on the streets with no place to live sounds ridiculous and i dont think it happens.

t.formerly actual homeless person.

sure lets go with that

i don't have any problem with regulated prostitution. it works out great in the countries its in.

i dont support halsey because she is the last person on the face of the earth (aside from billie eyelash) who deserves the amount of fame and admiration she has.

wanna know how I know we're going to have sex tomorrow?

Shieeet she right i neva think about it like dat
We need black only hotelz and cocabutter poo

Just looked it up and she was just couch surfing after she got kicked out of the house for quitting college. You're right that's misleading as fuck. Looks like she's just a lower middle class stoner. That actually pisses me off

Do black people not use shampoo?

Wtf she was just couch surfing and was still giving real thought to sucking dick for money? Women really are a meme.

come on guys halsey said anyone can go through this struggle so she's special and we should feel for her. good vibes.

Not hotel shampoo gross, actual shampoo made from coconut milk or the special ones from treseme

Nah they use Irish Spring

That’s a soap, also I use coconut milk shampoo. Can’t speak for all people

You must stay at shit tier hotels

I miss the old Yea Forums

unironically WHO?

Irish spring is patrician

I thought the same thing, apparantly shes been a thing for years

which mark kozelek was peak mark kozelek

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i do too

She's supposedly half black. Another reason why the one drop rule is retarded.

>how dare you let those niggers use the same shampoo as me, I refuse it!!
Holy shit

Uh user, that's not what she's saying. See

seriously, have sex. you cant and it's pathetic

i think we were referring to your comment as "old Yea Forums"
also i had sex not long ago but me n my girl broke up ::c

No you dont you just grew up
Get a fucking life and stop shitting up threads

wtf

tranny cope

That's just so amazingly stupid.

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Nah she's not black.
She's one of those mullattos that only claims it for points

>tranny cope

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instead of replying to should go out and have sex tonight
oh wait that's right you cant hahahahahahahahahhah

bad jokes get funnier if you keep repeating them with autist rage

Like damn, I can imagine the struggle of sleeping on the cold pavement and the feeling of just sleeping in anyones bed, even if I had to scrambles some eggs to make an omelette

I met my girlfriend at a stripclub and she was also prostituting herself. It is a terrible life and not everyone is lucky like my gf to have a guy like me willing to work hard to take care of her financially. Im happy for her sucess

She is half black, but she is one of those rare ones were the white genes dominated for some reason and overcame the niggerfication. I was shocked as fuck to find out her dad was black and i was wondering if she was adopted or her dad got cucked or something

Anyways, her music is straight garbage and was responsible for the cringiest line of any song in the 2010s

>raised on biggy and nirvana, we the new Americana

lmaoooo
so i guess you never even consider that she's fucking around on you, you just think she's 'supporting herself financially?' you're hopeless dude

She is more than allowed to. Were in a one sided open relationship. She gets too lonely while im working so whatever makes her happy. She still my girl at the end of the day brother

Back off dude she's my girl at the end of the day son

POOR MAN'S PINK.

her mother was a fucking coalburner and kicked her out of the house. of course she was considering sucking dicks for money (which she obviously did at one point, but she will never admit to that. it's better to just say she "contemplated)

she also pretends to be down with the hood, but all her boyfriends have been white. typical octaroon shit.

I would have paid her to suck my cock, she's cute.

why does she want to convince people she's black when she clearly looks white?

sex """""workers""""" should be killed

All women suck dick for money she isn't special how is this news

>sex work
call it what it is. Prostitution.

>2019
>still believing non-white privilege doesn't exist
Gee, I have no idea why all these white progressives are trying to claim a skin color that doesn't put them at the top of their own ideology's hit list

LMFAO BASED

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