Am I the only one who thinks, instead of the endless comparisons to Lana and Lorde...

Am I the only one who thinks, instead of the endless comparisons to Lana and Lorde, B*llie is much better understood as the female Post Malone?

Think about it. Their careers seem pretty analogous: both got signed after a single song of theirs posted on SoundCloud blew up, both of them are lily white, upper middle class, and from suburban America, both were originally rock/pop but sold out to the SouldCloud rap aesthetic (no doubt pushed on them by their labels), both of them clout chased rappers into stardom and rely on the rap scene for fanfare, both of them had album bombs (B*llie currently has 14 songs in the Top 100 including five in the Top 40 with two in the Top 20) despite not really having a memorable song (maybe this one is a little off since Post at least had Rockstar). Also both are giant wiggers who make a mockery of black culture yet get a pass.

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She's just a modern version of the Monkees

Shut up retard, posing as a "poptimist" isn't cool, fuck your gay ironic trend

Man up and listen to some rock

wow look at her, she looks depressed the poor girl, I ope she doesnt jump in the lake or something, oh god look at her hunched over looking at me thoroughly a poor girl, its very fortunate there was a man there to photograph her in this distress and she is well dolled up with make up and fashion

I'm the opposite actually. I think both of them suck.

>post malone
>lily white

Lmao@muttniggerspic

He's Irish and Italian to my knowledge.

Shillie is Irish and Scottish (Eilish = Eliza in Gaelic).

Both of them are industry plants.

>implying not everyone is a plant

Monkees played their own instruments though.

Lily white also means harmless/innocent/conventional
Not sure if that's what OP meant for sure but it works. They've both got really pg clean images(compared to their contemporaries)

That too.

This.

the closest similarity is probably that she smells similar

What do you suppose they smell like?

ass and BO

Pretty sure Shillie smells like week-old refried beans.

i picture a mix of vinegar and apple sauce as her aroma

SHUT UP ABOUT THIS BITCH

Howard Roberts played their instruments

Isn't she vegan?

You know Post smells like the worst kind of weed you can imagine.

Idk i just remembered all the dirtbag kids in highschool always had a vinegery kind of smell mixed with apple sauce.
And cocoa krispies a little bit

i think that overall smell comes from leaving wet clothes in the washer for too long before the dryer

Now I want to throw up.

Imagine if Billie dumps Curry and gets with Post.

Imagine the offspring.

>both got signed after a single song of theirs posted on SoundCloud blew up
Thats what they want you to believe m8

why does she always pose with this dumb assface fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk