ITT common musical 'facts' that are really false

ITT common musical 'facts' that are really false

e.g. contrary to popular belief, the Queen was never actually a member of Queen

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Korn's name was Jonathan

Pearl Jam is not named after semen

Led Zeppelin never led any zeppelins, although Robert Plant was once stalked by a hot air balloon.

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The Beatles were named due to the fact that John liked to BEAT his girlfriends. This is untrue. They are called the Beatles because John and Paul liked to BEAT each other's MEAT.

The doors werent actually doors playing the music

The Rolling Stones doesn't actually mean rock and roll.

sonic youth are actually really old

Contrary to popular belief the Smashing Pumpkins weren't named after a bad trip Billy Corgan had in a pumpkin field

Pink Floyd was, in fact, the founding member of the band. After hiring Roger Waters and Nick Mason, Waters punched Floyd in the kidneys and threw him out of the studio window, then renamed the band 'Pink Floyd' with a fake origin for the name, just to spite him.

King Crimson weren't kings of anywhere (though they did rule).
holy fucking shit dude

Contrary to popular belief Death Grips didn't get their name from Zach Hills chronic masturbation disorder. But took their name from a group of technical film crew (known as grips) that were convicted of seven murders in the Early 50's.

Captain Beefheart not only is not actually a captain, but actually he never joined the military at all. Frivolous, if you ask me.

Sting is not actually named Sting, but the wrestler named Sting.

Boards of Canada are neither boards nor Canadian

Can in fact could not

André 3000 is in fact only the second version of André. Dr. Der being the first.

Then why did he sing “I’m a back door, man”?

Sometimes musicians imagine themselves being something else, and sing about it. This often causes confusion.
On a similar note, Elvis is not an actual canine.

Grimes is in fact a humunculous grown to a relatively massive size by elon musk, who then fell in love with his creation in order to rule his own career

Kim Gordon was in her 30s when the first EP came out

>You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
>YOU
Joke debunked.