Post your favourite album and the worst thing youve done

sowwy

i watched some kids beat up my little brother at the park once
i had some girls take him home and stayed at the park

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how'd you quit, what helped? asking for a friend.

thanks man, im pretty certain i have ocd so it doesnt really help
mainly just the shame after every fap made it unbearable, also reading and getting hobbies. I bought a guitar a few months back and it's really helped.

beat the absolute shit out of my roommate after he locked me out of my bedroom, black eyes for 3+ weeks

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exploded a building

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I guess being emotionally manipulative. I get into my own head and try to get what I want and it devolves into me becoming a massive asshole. I try to reflect on my behavior and overcome it

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told someone I was glad they were raped.

Also poked fun at someone for their parent dying of AIDS.

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skynyrd
and cowboys from hell
nice try glownegro

Sound effects by the jam

I made fun of my friends dead dad back in the 8th grade.

i jacked off to my mom once when i was on lsd

smosh?

food battle was kino

Slept over a friend's house in his sister's old room. Was high as fuck and decided to try on a pair of her panties. Masturbated but not to completion.

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Cold fish by tv ghost.
I stuck my finger up my ass while I jacked it once. I still don’t feel okay.

quite literally

we've all done weird shit like that when jerking off, get over it

>Boards of Canada - Music Has The Right To Children

I broke my dogs leg.

I feel you anons.
I was really into fap roulettes a few years ago and I did some gross shit that I regret. I can't help but feel like it taints every aspect of my life a little bit because I'm so disgusted with myself. Sometimes I think that my parents know somehow and I feel like they hate me

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On purpose?

I bullied a fat teacher in school by writing "miss x is a whore" on the classroom tables.
Lit off firecrackers at a party because I felt like everyone was judging me.
Almost burned down a shed/house. The shed was propped up against the back wall and had like this plastic tarp draped over it. I lit the tarp on fire because plastic burning "looks cool", it set the entire surrounding area on fire, people called fire department.

Also I was shouting nastu stuff about my neighbours whilst I knew they were just over the fence listening, because they were talking smack about me. They came at the door later that day.
I've blown up many bottles, toys and stuff.
Done many more things like this, too many to count.
Funnily enough I've almost never been drunk or in a fight. I always liked being subtle with my mischief. People would never know that I'd been the one who had done it. I loved the adrenaline and the anonimity I guess.

also, pic related

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also, i didn't do it because she was fat per se, I did it because she wasn't a good teacher and was always mean to everyone

I killed my uncle, my brother and my mum with a machete

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The worst thing I've ever done is that I forgot to tell my mom I loved her for the 5th time in a day.

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>paging dr freud

Based.
>pic related
I sucked my own wiener

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weezer blue

stole friends moms underwear

Put on my mom's clothes when home alone

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It was a marathon but nice try retard

nope.
i had an argument with my gf, i don't even remember what was it about, i got very angry and i had to vent my anger on something, so i slammed the shit out of the door while closing it.
my dog was standing somewhere in the doorframe, did not notice him there, he was a small puppy at the time
his leg is fine now

The Moon & Antarctica by Modest Mouse

I constantly manipulate every single person around me to do things I want them to do. I completely lack empathy

I have no empathy, literally nothing

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>he was a small puppy at the time
I'm literally shaking right now. Poor little thing.

>pic
Most of my bad shit was saying some hurtful things when I was younger and too autistic to understand emotions. For example, in middle school, I told a girl that liked me that I was’t interested in her because there was nothing special about her. I also later made fun of her for it.

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You sound like a massive liability who will blow up a hospital one day "for the adrenaline".

>literally shaking right now
I'm literally dying right now from this!

Faked research results for a class final project because I was too autistic to ask people fo participate

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I dont really have a favorite but I always come back to this one. Probably taking pictures of my coworker when she doesnt know

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>the worst thing you've ever done.

...

hot

doxxed a drumpf supporter but he gave us a fake address so we accidentally ended up ruining the life of some random 14 year old in belgium but honestly he was white so who cares lmao

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Shut up and kiss my girlfriend

Broke someones bed by jumping on it

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nice bait

nah dude, I'd never do any shit like that. I just like disrupting the daily order a bit from time to time. I like seeing people in situations like that, because their instincts come out, their egos stop influencing them so much. You can feel it happen, there's this primal energy in the air. I love that, but I'll never do anything to truly harm other people. I have enough morality and empathy to stop me.

Based

Stole a kid's Blue-Eyes White Dragon card when I was in 2nd grade

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Great album but fuck you

I used to catch frogs and throw them up into the air as high as I could and let them smack against the floor

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What's up with the data mining threads lately

I masturbated once.

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I did too

>Turning your obnoxious cuntism into some pseudo-joker dialogue

yikes

lol

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Letting my best friends girlfriend cheat on him with me

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plastic beach

telling many girls i loved them and not feeling it anymore after a week, then just awkwardly grow apart and never talk to them again / accidentally kicking a girl in her face when i was in elementary (i was laying on a higher surface and she kept pulling my leg and harrasing me, so i tried getting my foot loose and kicked her)

love this artwork

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lmao'ed and kekpilled

i hope you threw them away afterwards

Bullied a fat kid in high school ruthlessly. One time, I pushed him so hard that the bench went into his head and he had amnesia episodes for 2 weeks or so. Turns out he killed himself after high school.

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Cringe :/
You're just a dikhead, ok ?

>Selling England by The Pound, Genesis

Browse this shithole since I was eight years old. I'm 19 now and I constantly tell myself I quit despite coming back every few months. Fuck all of you assholes

and the girl that i kicked had a crush on me and she wrote me a love letter about 2 years later but i just straight up refused to accept it / receive it

i was at my peak autism during elementary school

Do you feel remorse?

Fucking BASED.

Just a little bit. The kid didn't deserve it, but at the end of the day it is what it is and the weak perish anyway.

NTR'd my best friend. We dont talk so much anymore

Just after high school I made out with another of my good friends' recent exes. About a month later he talked to me about considering suicide because of monotonous routines of life. It's been like 8 years since I've spoken to him.

Became so depraved once that I bought a dildo and tried it out. Didnt like it, so got fed up and chucked it out of my car on some backroads near my house. A week later I got the addictive urge again and found the piece in a ditch, cleaned the fuck out of it, then tried again. Still didnt like it.

Was planning on tripping with the best friend from the 1st story. Driving home with my ex (the girl I'm with now, somehow). Excited about my evening, I backed into a neighbor's car and barely damaged my ex's. I proceeded to trip that day, which would be the most nerve wrecking experience I've had in my life. Friend is playing bloodborne, to which I've never been exposed at that point; ex (who I still cared deeply for at that time) just up and leaves with a few bags in hand, staying the night at her friend's; worst roommates on the face of the earth were around and made me extremely suspicious about them (they ended up stealing one of our extra hits); all of this began generating this ambient whirring in my head that was akin to the soundtrack from the parasite queen fight from the beginning of metroid prime. That day had wrecked my mind and I look back and still get shook sometimes. I feel reaped what I sowed, there.

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ur're a piece of shit desu, i unironically hope you die user

I passively hope that too, user. Why not make it happen? I don't care about my life or others' anyway.

Either case, there will be no punishment. No catharsis is to be found at the end of this tunnel.

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lol edgelord not like anyone cares about your stupid dirty ass depression anyway bitch, just do it fagget

1st Imaginary Symphony for Nomad

I accidentally killed a kitten

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I am not depressed, nor will I do it because I only passively desire it. If you want to try and carry it through, though, you're my guest.

That rough, but it was an accident. Just be careful, of course. What happened?

>there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to allude me

omegacringe

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Are you referring to American Psycho? I wasn't thinking of that movie when I said this, but it's a pretty good movie indeed, user.

also swans are shit, daughters are wayyy better

jesus christ dude did someone make fun of your fedora

It's just my opinion, user. I don't see why it has to be edgy. I am not trying to prove anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Daughters make good music, but I personally prefer Swans since they are the artists which have made me passionate about discovering all sorts of music.

Dude you're just like Christian Bale in America Psycho! Fucking epic!

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Brazil?

Ik it's bait, but it made me yikes

being a self absorbed and shitty friend to people I cared about

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Huh. I wasn't even thinking of that quote, user. I was just talking about my personal experiences. But, whatever. You mu people love being contrarians and using those incel-have sex-edgelord-cringe buzzwords.

whut, the american psycho quote is literally
>there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me

That's so much like the thing you wrote it's not coincidence. See, you can feel depressed ,but identifying with some fictional postmodern serial killer is just stupid. Now you are the one throwing around buzzwords like contrarian and incel because you feel trapped.

I am only typing this because I'm bored and wanna argue with people over useless shit to kill an hour before I go to sleep. See, that's honesty, should be more common on this site.

youre a pretentious fuck

I mean, I did see the movie before, so I was probably subconsciously influenced by it, but I was not specifically thinking of it when I was typing that. Also, I do not feel depressed, I just am apathetic and indifferent. I did not use those buzzwords myself, I just said mu people like to use them.

That's fine, I am bored myself.

Shut up and go to sleep, nigger

In what way, user?

stop trying to sound intelligent on fucking Yea Forums
nothing you say here will ever matter

I'm just trying to have a conversation as I'm bored, user. Not trying to sound in any way.

what a fucking nigger

no one that doesnt have aspergers or autism talks like that

I have ADD, which technically falls on the spectrum, if that means anything

it doesnt fall on the spectrum you absolute retard

It has been added to the spectrum because it has a similar neurological structure to autism, to my knowledge, user

how are there still faggots like this on my board?

that was aspergers
the dsm grouped them together a few years ago

I get bored, user

Alright, then

ok THIS is epic!!

I should add that it makes me feel physically sick typing that out, because I might as well be speaking to myself. Seeing someone else type it out makes me realize how ridiculous it sounds, and I become angry at myself, which I then project onto other people.
Don't take it personal, I'm only trying to make sense of the world but every time I seem to find something to attach myself to it turns out it's yet another construct inside my own mind.
I'm not the only one going through this, everyone with some level of self-awareness can figure this out, and no one genuinely gives a shit in the end. Fuck

I used to steal people pencils in school and keep them.

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Nigga I have aspergers and I dont fucking talk like that

you fucking monster

No problem, user. All of us have our own problems, which is why we are here. At the end of the day, at least we have music and literature and Yea Forums boards to keep us distracted and/or entertained.

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not all people with spergers talk like that
but all people that talk like that are on the spectrum

i kinda feel that bro

WYWH

Watched a man have a heart attack, didn't go get help, instead just walked away. Later found out he died.

I got hit by a car and I let the woman I was with at the time more or less spend all my settlement money and use me for several years because I had no self esteem or spine, also pretty sure I was too brain damaged at the time to know or care about the fuckery she was up to.

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I have both so you guys are fags

The worst thing I can think of is punching a little autistic girl but I feel like I have done something way worse

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in a nutshell: being human is fucking rough

It can indeed be rough, user.

I was sensitive and innocent af as child, got bullied because of that and few other things (it was easy to make me cry and it didn't help), so in my teens I was a smug dickhead, mean to everyone for no reason (having "revenge" on world I guess), said some awful shit to people and made some awful things to them but objectively the worst thing I've ever done was me and my friends burning down some guys' field with grain and nearly his house (he was a quite poor fella, living off this grain, still there as far as I'm concerned). We didn't get caught and it was actually an accident tho.

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Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
I used to write fetish porn for money

I fucked the girl my best friend was in love with while telling him that their relationship couldn't work, so kinda relatable.

for an album I'd say the black saint and the sinner lady

Jacked off while sniffing my best friend's shoes.

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>Sing to God
Told a kid on facebook to anal fist himself so he could win a hoverboard. I don't know if he did it or not but he never replied me back after he said he would do it.
Also I had anger issues back in high school so I would get on arguments with my classmates frquently and I almost got into a fight with one

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Acted like I hated my sister because I thought I was better than her. This went on for many years and she was pretty genuinely alienated from me but thankfully we've started to undo it.

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Album is based and redpilled. AiC is easily the best grunge band.

my oneitis convinced me that i should study music when i wanted other thing for economical reasons, but i thought that if i made what she said she would go out with me, she didn't and i wasted 6 years of my life and did not even get the degree and now at 22 years old i will try to study again the other career, worst decition ever, i fell in one of those feelings of "if i do all what she says she will love me" bullshit, i mean, i like music but as a hobby

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Jar of Flies- Alice In Chains
Licked plenty of stranger's hair, I even got caught for it in school. Also, porn addiction.

Aye, I still feel like they are underrated as a band in a rock world and prime Staley is absurdly underrated as a singer

I yelled nigger in school one time

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based

Exactly. Staley was a million times better of a singer than Cobain could ever dream to be.

forgot to follow up with an uppercut?

Imo Cobain actually was "quite good at singing bad" (if you know what I mean), his technique (or lack of it) was hella wrong but there was something about the way he was singing. Still, I'd but both prime Cornell and Staley in Top 10 best rock singers of all time.

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Fair point. Kurt Cobain almost reminds me of The Shaggs, which made such impressingly terrible sounding music that it was actually captivating. Makes sense that that Shaggs album is one of Cobain's favorite albums. Cornell is definitely up there with Staley, it's really only personal preference for Staley and AiC.

pic related

A night with a chick that could probably count as rape.

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>Became so depraved once that I bought a dildo and tried it out. Didnt like it, so got fed up and chucked it out of my car on some backroads near my house. A week later I got the addictive urge again and found the piece in a ditch, cleaned the fuck out of it, then tried again. Still didnt like it.
yikes

I ignored my friend after he gave multiple hints that he was about to commit suicide and in the same set of hours ridiculed him for a joke he made about our other friend. The joke he made wasn't even that bad, and he was in an emotionally fucked up place.

Fuck, the image didn't send.

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Did he actually kill himself?

He die?

Yeah I wasn't (am not) holding the greatest practices. I am getting much better, though

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You'll get your pity sometime, buddy. I've been diagnosed with ADD too, but don't associate with it. Because that's for big ol harr harr fags like yourself

I stood on a mouse once and then had an ice cream

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Elliott Smith - self titled. Bullied a couple of people in high school.

god-tier album

>bully.

scum.

I've started running and like listening to songs like I've Seen Footage by Death Grips. Are there any other songs like that out there?

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at least it sounds like they've reflected on it

great album, and i'm kinda going through the same right now desu. Slowed down on fapping for now to get my bearings cuz i started jackin it to fucked up shit.

Me too

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blessed post

used to be an underage camwhore

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pussy. I literally can't nut without a finger in my ass. sometimes I go two if im feeling loose. anal play is 100 percent the move, no shame if you're into it.

>borrowed VHS tape from kindergarten teacher when I was five
>we both forgot about it and I never returned it
>I still have it

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Same. I still worry if people have screenshots of me

told my friends and family i used to be a drug addict prostitute for sympathy cause i didnt get enough attention as a child

then ended up getting into drugs and cucking my ex by fucking his friend in his bed while he was too busy raiding right behind us to notice

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wow user you actually beat me.
when my gf was studying abroad i had a threesome with two of our mutual friends

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i dont know if i should feel guilty or not. it was such a rush, ive never been so sexually satisfied as i was in that moment

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>can't confess on anonymous imageboard

Punched best friend in the nose and made him bleed.

Facefucked girlfriend when she didn't want to while drinking liquor.

Put rotten food in random students' lockers in elementary school.

Claimed someone else's poetry as my own

Kicked a tranny in the benis

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I don't really have a favourite album, I like many albums so i will just post this as supplement for the meantime because I'm enjoying Japan X at the minute
youtube.com/watch?v=N6lKT8REALw
And the worst thing I've done is continued living, I'm so talentless and autistic there is literally no place in this world for me

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yes, you definitely should. you did an awful thing.
>tfw the threesome wasn't even good

ok now the question is, should i tell my ex about it or just keep it a secret. he never found out, totally oblivious

I also ignored a friend who eventually committed sudoku. He got too into pills and I didn't want any part of that.
I also cheated my way though both undergrad and grad school, often just making up sources or outright turning in other people's research papers. I figure everyone does this one, though.

I told my gf about it and am still with her, took like a year of good boyfriending for her to kind of get over it tho. Honestly you should probably just keep it a secret seeing as you broke up already. Not the right thing to do but obviously you don't care.

why do death grips people always have the faggiest posts in these threads?

I played Wii tennis without the safety straps

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You sick fuck

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Great album

sexually molested my sister. she was 9. i was 14

current favorite album

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masturbate

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Generic Flipper

Shattered a flatscreen TV by playing wii bowling w/o the strap in front of my entire family, on mothers day.

Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy (Mirror to mirror)
When i was in highschool all i did was complain about how i sucked at my instrument even though i never practiced.

What the fuck are you doing here

lmao
i threw one of those controllers at the ceiling at my grandparents house which was like 20ft high

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kek

what is your relationship with her like now?

>I sucked my own wiener
so have i but your worst crime is liking that awful wilson record

we became close friends later.
then she met long term partner who doesn't like me (maybe she told him) and we rarely have contact

yeah, that's how i feel about it now

I fucked a drug dealers girlfriend in the back of a cemetery

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Currently have weirdly attractive feelings for my ex's friend, even though I'm in a relationship with someone else.

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Paranoid

Ran over some sparrows with my bike. Wasn't on purpose though.

I made my high school gf suck my dick while she was trying to have a serious conversation about how her abusive mother was forcing her and her sister apart. My favorite album is probably mbdtf or maybe Pet Sounds

how is this your favorite album? drudkh have much better releases

Probably Born to Run by the Boss.

I used to tell my old baseball coach there wasn’t enough mustard and relish to put on him, he was such a hotdog

told a guy younger than me and more impressionable that I loved him for a month without meaning it, breaking up with him out of the blue and raising my fist Breakfast-Club-style as I was walking away

making out with two guys in front of their girlfriends on separate occasions

almost ruining my drama teacher's entire career by sending a screenshot of his grindr profile to a few people who then spread it far and wide

stole adderall from my mom on one occasion

also i'm extremely prone to violent outbursts although i mostly blame that on my dad because he would constantly take out his anger on me when i was younger and now that's the only way i know how to cope with stress/anger

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youtube.com/watch?v=4vbh8lLKCk0
i didn't tell the girl i loved before she died how much she truly meant to me

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Ambient 1

I took a shit and placed it in the mailbox of a kid I hated as a little kid. Also jacked off in the high school bathroom to some Magic the Gathering art.

Are you the amazing atheist?

beat up my dad

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He was fat, hope he didn't start a grease fire at the crematorium

Of course it's math rock

hey fuck u i was that fat kid and now im head thanks alot

My car fishtailed entering the highway causing someone to swerve off the road into oncoming traffic.

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Broke the heart of several guys who were really nice

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FUCK OFF MARKETING SHILL.
DO NOT REPLY TO MARKETING THREADS.

good, fuck dealers.

I bullied a fat kid in elementary school and we ended up friends, to this day

I watch so much porn that scat is mundane. You're fine dude.

I feel you user I did something very similar.
lust its really the worst thing

extremely based

Mice scream

Posting in this thread last time got me in trouble so apparently I really am an awful person. Anyway I really love Kanye, MBDTF in particular, and I too did a bad thing!
I actually hate reading these anyway because I don't want to associate random animal slaughter with pop albums I like lol

Stories like this are always the best

i'm not a licensed medical professional but i would prescribe a noose if you can make one

And also gay taste.

Feels good knowing your death means nothing to people.

Faggot

If by perish you mean we end up on Yea Forums and with waifus
>t. bullied fat incel

fucked my cousin

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How is it awful? It's literally one of the most cohesive works he has ever done.

well honestly i was being provocative for the sake of it. i don't think it's a bad record, but i don't particularly care for it myself.

You are awful people
Awesome album choice, I'm glad that you regret it.
I'm actually kinda proud.
Of course sissycore 1000 hasn't done anything bad. I love that album, and love you.
Try to make it better, user.
I feel these, even if I've never done them.
Not even bad as long as they consented, they were of age, and you didn't impregnate them.
Similar to you two.
Gave blowjobs to guys on Grindr starting at the age of 14, stopped briefly at 17. I've moved past it now.

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slept with my best friend's ex for three months. she eventually caught feelings for me, confessed she only dated my friend to get close to me, then i canned the whole thing. when he found out, i lied about it straight to his face.

two years later, he still resents me. really not so terrible stuff, compared to others in this thread. especially since they weren't dating when we had our fling. still the best sex i've ever had.

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Carved a penis on the hood of a Mercedes.

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Fuck you Mitch

Fav album that's hard. Though I guess I'd pick lest we forget the best of Marylin Manson

The worst thing I've everdone WA probably throw ensure at a mhc at an eating disorder place and then call the fat staff members whales triggering a bunch of people over getting a strawberry ensure. Got kicked out. I'm pretty tame.

>Be around people with mental issues
>Throw a childish temper tantrum targeting those issues in the process
>I'm pretty tame
There is a special place in hell for people like you.

Stole an ampule of Fentanyl from my mum and shot up while she was in the next room

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This made me laugh for some reason

I got banned for posting in this thread last time around.
Music is great and I love it! I'm listening to rap music right now!

>made several posts ITT
>not one (You)

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choked out my abusive mom

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imagine leading such a vanilla life that you think watching a scat video counts as doing a bad thing

based
the aftermath of that must've been rough, though

Imagine thinking leading a vanilla life is in any way bad.

I never said it was

Thank anons you’ve actually made me feel a bit better, I sometimes feel I’m too hard on myself, it’s not even immoral or anything it’s just some weird porn

Ignored my Dads phone call the day he died. Still have his voice mail “hey bud call me back”

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I constantly shoplift but don’t really feel bad about it

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Oof my dad says that exact phase to me now
Hope you are doing ok user

:*(

My dad's getting older, and he honestly seems completely miserable. My stepmom keeps starting fights with him, and she demands his attention so she's trying to get him to stop doing his hobbies. Crazy bitch. He's also struggling at work. He says he's not depressed, but he clearly is. I'm worried about him.

Ruthlessly bullied a gay kid in high school.

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You don't deserve to listen to music that good, especially considering that album's content.

Where do you lift stuff from? If it's a place like Walmart or Target you shouldn't feel bad. If you steal from local places, you are bad.

did you ever apologize?

Do you live in Oregon?

Shit album retard. Graduate high school and stop being gay.

Daniel?

honestly something a benji fan would think is the worst thing

Lurmao

I touched my grandmas pussy when she was sleeping.

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jerked off to Kirby (nintendo) porn when I was 15

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YOU MONSTER

My father was severely depressed, and in my last call with him I told him I loved him and he said "no you don't" and hung up. The next day i found out he killed himself.

I knew our relationship was rocky and if i was better or hetero he wouldn't have done it.

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based

Stop slef-hating. You're better than that.

Terrorized a group of elementary school bullies as a teenager. I almost lost control and beat the fuck out of them.

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lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven

I stole my friends pokemon ruby when I was 8

This album is god tier

Same. Several times. We were both aware of it. I once drove to a hotel and fucked the shit out of her a few years back, apparently she had a boyfriend and still does. And I would get her pregnant in without even a thought and take care of that kid. She's a distant cousin but apparently related, somehow. We initially started dating without knowing of the relation, shockingly.

Can't thing of one specific thing but a couple that come to mind is when I was little and hanging out at the beach with my older sister and two of our friends we met there (both girls), a boy tried to join in but I felt threatened because he was a year or two older and basically told him he can't, then my sister and friends tried to convince me otherwise but I turned bitchy and said if he stays I leave so he got this hurt puppy expression on his face and rode off on this little scooter he had. I felt bad about it later that day but thinking back on it it was pretty funny.
Then another time during high school I couldn't find my jacket, I kept looking around till I noticed it was on a chair on a different classroom, I told a teacher this and she looked and recognized that seat as an albanian kid's so she directly assumed (as did I) that he had stolen it so she told me to go get it back. When I went home I noticed a couple of things seemed off about this jacket, it was definitely the same exact line but it seemed more worn. I'm fairly certain it was I that stole a jacket that day but I never heard about this issue again so eh.

based

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catfished someone a long time ago when i was like 15, now i'm 23 but i have no regrets

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horrible, both in worst thing and album choice
based britfag

>scat
>i feel like shit bros
>shit happens
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

What’s your discord?

I was pretty mean to my ex gf at times, can have a temper sometimes too.

Skylarking by XTC

You are just a weak faggot lol, people knows that's why they judge you, beheave you degenerate

The worst song of modest mouse Is probably better than the entire discography of your favorite band

Five years ago this would be a good burn.

I got mad and kicked my dog once

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>The Front Bottoms
I got close with a girl, enough to where she to did it with me. A month into that I convinced her to kill herself so that I could have an excuse to quit school and work for a year.

thats fucked up

literally never happened

Masturbated or attempted to sittign next to my sister in bed sharing a hotel room when i was around 16. She freaked the fuck out and I don't know how I managed to weasel my way out of it, just sort of memory block it ever happening

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In elementary school I was a catholic fag. Gathered the religious kids in school to harass some atheist girl. We mostly just threw playground insults back and forth. Pretty innocent stuff till I fucking attacked her. Still don’t know why I did it, acted like a lunatic.

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touché

Lol Jesus Christ fucking normie

Tame Impala Lonerism

Caused 8+ people to die by using the internet like a fucking retard.

Story? No need to be detailed, just want to know vaguely how the fuck that happens

basically i had done alot of fucked and stupid shit to cause people to die. people got shot. people committed suicide. im talking even some celebrities, i am not fucking with you.

I have burned a 150-250 meters field once, it was an accident... was just playing with fire and couldnt put it out.
Favourite album - i dont even know what an album is.

>scat
thats nothing

Ok based

nice bait

>le orange man bad

no

All gays need to die

Peed on the floor and blamed my cat

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I was driving and I saw a kitten on the road so I swerved to hit it.

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same

absolutely epic

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According to psychologists, religious people dislike atheists because they make them think about death. Religion is a way to deal with the thought of dying, or rather avoid the thought of dying. The very fact that people don't believe in an afterlife threatens them, and forces them to think about the reality of ceasing to exist.

I was never obnoxious about being an atheist, but I had two religious girls actually freak out at me over it when I was younger. When I was 14, a girl told me I would go to hell for not being Christian. When I was 20, some people asked what religion I was. I mentioned I was atheist, and then for the next week this one girl kept randomly ranting at me about how scientists had proved God exists. I never even responded, I basically just nodded and said "okay" to everything. She kinda freaked me out tbqh, I thought there was something wrong with her. Then at someone else's birthday party, she randomly told me she hated me.

Funny thing is, I've actually gotten more religious - I've explored Buddhism and a little bit of Quakerism, and I kind of have pan(en)theistic beliefs about being part of a larger system. But I still think the whole concept of an afterlife is fucking retarded.

wait lmao are you jamie stewart??

beat the shit out of my little brother that has speaking problems and cant articulate and told my parents that he did something wrong although he didn't. Parents believed and also beat the shit out of him.

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bottomless pit is full of them

Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma

beating the shit out of my dad cause he hit my mum

>According to psychologists, religious people dislike atheists because they make them think about death.
lol what? Which psychologists? Atheists are just an outgroup to Christians, that's the main reason

why tho

I pretended to like a girl who liked me because I was too weak to tell her the truth and didn't want to hurt her feelings. We sort of fell out of touch, but one of her friends later texted me asking me to comfort her as her beloved uncle was severely ill. I obnoxiously refused to comfort her, out mostly of awkwardness, even though I would've been the best person to do so. Haven't spoken to her since.

I once, when I was like 7, trapped a random snail and methodically peeled off bits of its shell to see what was underneath (keeping it alive through throughout the process.

One of my creepy incel friends revealed all of his insecurities and secrets to me, and I make fun of him behind his back and basically emotionally torment him.

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coasting through life avoiding all my problems

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The first one isn't a problem. It's an awkward situation, so you didn't do the great thing, but you didn't do anything wrong either.

You get a pass on the second one because you were 7.

But the third one makes you sound like a dick, since it sounds like it's ongoing.

You're weirdly defensive, and kind of a jackass.

i have fapped to this song more times than i can count

youtube.com/watch?v=QVkhG8DfvNA

There was a dumb fucking cat on the road and it deserved to die

lol either you're a funny guy and that never happened, or you're a sociopath

Nah it happened and it was pretty epic desu

Lurmao
I'm gay, not trans.

you need a high level of empathy to manipulate people. try again.

that's called antisocial personality disorder

see above

>you need a high level of empathy to manipulate people
that is completely false. Empathy is not only limited to "knowing what the rest feels". Everyone has, to a greater or lesser extent, the ability to know if someone is sad or happy. Empathy goes beyond: it is the affective participation of a person in a reality alien to it.
A sociopath can know perfectly what a person feels and use that to manipulate it. It has nothing to do with being empathetic.

According To My psychologist, I have serious traits of sociopathy.

also
>try again
The lack of empathy is not something I like to brag about. Being a fucking robot without feelings incapable of being emotionally honest is shit.

>El-P - Fantastic Damage
call a trans person by their pre transition name

You did nothing wrong.

I think you mean 'cringe'

That's not a bad thing

Acknowledging your shame is the path to righteousness. Don't listen to people who tell you to ignore your shame just because it's momentarily relieving.

When I was younger I used to go out in the rain just to step on all the frogs

I didn’t want my dog anymore so I just left in the the back of someone’s truck in the movie theater

Think about hurting my parents all the time

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I also brought a bullet to school for attention

are you me?

stabbed a kid in the back with scissors in elementary school.
after that they made me go to anger management therapy.

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