/gg/ guitar and bass for dummies

wonderwall edition

>How do I start learning guitar/bass?
justenguitur.com/
stadybass.com/
>Guitar chords and inversions
choirdbuok.com/guitar-chords/
>String tension calculator (D'Addario):
stringtensuonpro.com/
>Music theory:
masictheory.net/lessuns
>Guitar Maintenance and other information:
fradua.com/guitar_craftpeidia_en.html
youtube.com/chainel/UCXU3GYv5yEzuPePqXOiBgXw
>Why is my guitar buzzing?
frets.com/FretsPagis/Luthier/Tachnique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzzlist.html
>Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhf!5nEaeUD8xQYO8ipUopViqw

old and busted:

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Other urls found in this thread:

instaud.io/3wzH
instaud.io/3wAB
instaud.io/3wAC
vocaroo.com/i/s0ucemwYphYU
youtube.com/watch?v=9AVFUEwjbY8
youtu.be/ik1xXzMXeYQ
youtube.com/watch?v=CbIDyfR8ssg
youtube.com/watch?v=9PXtoMcg1Q4
youtu.be/uvtJYC8qsQk
hagane-official.jimdofree.com/profile-1/
filehosting.org/file/details/792106/How to play guitar and teach yourself music.txt
pastebin.com/3T6ydGBe
youtube.com/watch?v=-__nJgsLgAU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

this is what my sunday amounted to instaud.io/3wzH

this isnt as bad as i thought it was, maybe i should write more
instaud.io/3wAB
instaud.io/3wAC

Don't be salty user, if you want to dethrone the Kin/gg/ all that's required is winning a duel with him. You can talk shit all you want but if you want to be seen as anything other than a stammering woman then you need to step up and throw the gauntlet down like a real man.

Until then you will remain the bitch you are.

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lmao

final destination

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How the fuck do you even perform fast tempo songs without a warm up? I have to take like thirty minutes to speed up a riff from nothing until I can play it at a proper speed. Any other strategies to approach quick passages? I can't nail it just right outta the gate.

Well I mean ideally you should be warming up beforehand anyway

>lol look I messed up all the links
what kinda meme is this?

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How do I play like Omar Rodriguez? What should I learn to get his style?

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How much of a fart-smeller would I be if I decide to learn classical guitar while actively avoiding using tablature?

Lmao people actually come here for the links? Are you totally helpless?

Let’s try to get along this thread :)
vocaroo.com/i/s0ucemwYphYU

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>You can talk shit all you want but if you want to be seen as anything other than a stammering woman then you need to step up and throw the gauntlet down like a real man.
A positive AIDS diagnosis helps too.

Don't try to be the next him, be the first you.

There's nothing wrong in studying another guitarist's playing style.

A consummate fart-smeller.
You would also be fairly intelligent, since most classical pieces are on sheet music anyway, making tablature reading pretty pointless.

Yes, but there's studying, then they're copying.

The theme of “learning things stifles creativity” is strong in these threads.

True. I totally agree with that. But at the same time if you feel like one of their songs could use a bit of flair from yourself that you think sounds good? there’s nothing wrong with that either. it’ll help develop your own music sense too instead of playing 100% verbatim all the time

>actively avoiding using tablature?

Stupid. Here is tool made for guitar to speed up sight reading. I won't use it because ivory tower faggots think it's lazy.

This. Use every tool available to learn.

You'd be surprised how deeply entrenched that idea can be in fine art academia. I went to art school (mistake!) and once heard a professor criticize another for teaching linear perspective because she thought it was boring.

Because these threads are full of idiots

Ideally, yeah. But I have an audition for a band coming up and I can't play one part of a song unless I get like 30 minutes of practice to get it up to speed. What the fuck should I do?

if I broke my high e should I immediately remove all the other strings? I imagine the uneven tension is bad for the neck

is this a meme?

No tension is even worse. It wont twist the neck all shit-like if you just lay it down until you can replace it.

Buncha dumbfucks

Also, because art school.
They ARE the Kool-Aid.

That too

>rent free

Welcome, brother.

>your agent managed to snag you the cover of Guitar World
>this might finally be your big break, your path to newfound popularity and success
>your agent tells you to bring a guitar to the photoshoot that'll make people want to listen to you
>you don't show up with an ESP

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the main criticism is that you can't easily identify the notes and won't know what you're playing.

with sheet music you just can't easily identify the fingerings.

this is why if you ever grab a book of sheet music instead of googling "naruto opening song guitar tabs" you have tabs for sight reading running under standard notation for understanding.

>despite your perceived bad decision it turns out to be a wonderful career move

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post yfw you were bested by a female pajeet
youtube.com/watch?v=9AVFUEwjbY8

forgot pic

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Was it a b stock?

no

For what styles and what types of music are steel stringed acoustics better than classical nylon stringed guitars?

I see thats good. Are you excited?

Blues is the first that comes to mind

I guess

>people completely ignored the fact that you were holding a squire strat
>the editors airbrushed out the logo leaving you standing holding an iconic guitar associated with everything but tryhard wannabe rock stars

What a fucking awful song though.

This is why bass players are not the front of the band

i've never known white people to be very good at playing bass in a rock/pop context and just expect it.

white people playing rhythm always feel like there's a processing delay in their head so they're either anticipating the beat or reacting to it. maybe it's cultural, or maybe there's a couple genes switched around that change the way a majority of european brains process music, or a complete loss of a sense that makes people have to think music instead of feel music, that's responsible for the massive tradition of melodic compositions and complete void where the drum beats popular with literally every other population usually are. fuck if i know, it could be completely unrelated like a genetic difference in how empathy is felt, since rhythm requires locking in with another person's actions. if white empathy has a processing delay where it's routed through more facilities to account for our tendency towards elaborate etiquette, that could be it.

it's not all but maybe 70% of white people lack it while 90% of everyone else has it. or just people from aristocratic bloodlines don't have it. it's not even a racist superiority thing, probably a fact of life like the difference between who gets a sunburn and who can get their month's supply of vitamin D by stepping outside on a rainy day. so i don't sweat the fact that i will never be "groovy" at bass and rhythmic playing styles, i'm just part of the 70% that was born to be bad it. so it's a good thing we have bands where you can play with someone who's good at it and just turn them down in the mix so it's not as obvious that they're more in time than you, who can only match up with the drummer on downbeats.

What utter tripe.

It's true.

>name a good white bassist
>uhhhh, flea?
>name a good black bassist
>uhhh, all of them?

Lmao Adam Neely get wrecked clown

(you)

Yeah it's bait, but aside form him phrasing it "white bass players suck" in a thread where there are a lot of white bass players (such as myself) the discussion of how differently rhythm is perceived between cultures is an interesting topic.

>flea
hes not even that good

you suck dog

play post hardcore over mexican prog

You didn't say there was only one good white bassist, you said that 70% of white people are genetically incapable of playing bass well.

anyone got someone playing this?

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>white bass players suck
Black lead players suck just as badly.

youtu.be/ik1xXzMXeYQ

>free time
I chuckled.

Alain Caron is a fucking machine on bass and plays circles around any others I've seen

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based

Looks kike-ish to me

He's French Canadian. You've spent a little too much time on /pol/

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Hey /gg/, so weird question but what if someone, like some random asshole, just straight up breaks your guitar while you're out playing somewhere (and it's not a cheap guitar either). Like either they're drunk or they're some faggot e-celeb Instagramer who grabs your guitar off it's stand and drops it before you get after them (but that's just an example). Is there anything you can do? Are there any specific laws that make it so the dude who did it has to cover the cost of repair? I tried looking this up on Google but all I got was terrible results like "How to replace your strings" for 5 pages straight.

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Its called suing someone in civil court

strangle him with a guitar string

Jazz, Blues, country, rock, pop and all associated subgenres.
Basically everything but classical.

not that i know, why?

try not being an old fart with tired hands, usually works

Bad news? I just cut the tip off my index finger.

Good news? It was just the very tip, and it's on my picking hand.

Is it just me or are pickups super fucking overpriced

I get pedals costing $50 or even $60. That makes perfect sense when you take into account parts (some of that shit costs a couple bucks, not even counting the metal enclosure), labor, and business overhead for operating in the USA. Some of them go up to $100 for no reason but being fancier pedals and commanding more "ooh, aah" value. Let's just ignore the "boutique" shit like $200 distortions. That's definitely a rip off. And I get a whole guitar costing upwards of $500 given the exotic hardwoods used and the labor-intensive production. Entirely hand made guitars costing thousands makes perfect sense too, even if you think they don't sound any better.

However these pickups definitely aren't being hand wound but when you take everything into account they should cost a good bit less than a basic pedal at an honest price.

Is there any hope of getting into the pickup business as a seller of reasonably priced equipment when so much of the shit driving sales is placebo? You could make a pickup, and SD could make the exact pickup down to the nuances of your winding machine and sell it for $30 more and some faggot would say it has "better tone". The Seymour Duncan name changes the magnetic field with its magical properties i guess?

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guitar companies will ship their stuff with $30 pickups installed and people will say it sounds better than aftermarket

if you want to sell pickups at actual value sell them to a guitar company

this jam sounds good
youtube.com/watch?v=CbIDyfR8ssg

Get them made by artec and sell them for 40. Oh wait, GFS already does that to varying degrees of success but really 0 impact on the pro market.
But seriously, they're just wire wrapped around a magnet, no reason to pay for a brand or a name unless you like the sound.
I don't like SD at all, never had one of their pickups for more than a month, I think Planet Tone makes way better pickups for 60 a pop, but not because I think it's a fair price, just because I liked the sound.

Most if its retail markup just because of the name. The other thing is, a lot of aftermarket pickups are 'consistent' in that they're made to a more consistent spec. So if you listen to demos and shit, they're actually pretty close to what you expect tone wise from the pickups.

All the magnets do sound different, and alnico and ceramic both offer quite a bit different tones. In the end though it really comes to what you like, over the years I've grown to hate high output pickups for example and greatly prefer low to medium output.

what do i need in order to be able to record both DI and the real amp?? the famous DI box?

if by pro market you mean dads that buy brand names

I try to talk about this shit but Yea Forums's white inferiority complex makes it impossible. We might be good at certain things or best on average at most but musically if you can't see blacks are 10 times naturally better I don't know what to say. I've only met two somewhat talented white drummers in my life. Out of all the amateur rappers I know, around 7 of them are white and 4 black. The 4 black ones are consistently on beat and the white ones all except one get off beat a lot. One has seemingly no semblance of rhythm. One took years to get better about staying on beat. One freestyles good but records with awkward and sometimes off beat flows. One is offbeat regularly. And the last one is on beat consistently, being the exception. These are all people who've been rapping for years. I knew a black dude who recorded and released one song and it was better and more on beat than any of those previous guys, in one fucking try. White producers it's the same shit. For some reason white people don't understand the backbeat. snares on twos and fours. Dead simple and it makes your head bob, and is the foundation of most modern music since the advent of the drumset. Fuckers still can't figure it out.

Fuck niggers
T. Mexican

i'm back awake ni/gg/ers

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So uhh newbie here, how do you get better? Studying musi theory and learning songs? I know the first like 10 basic chords and I can swap between them but I hadn't learnt any songs yet. After like the whole weekend of practicing I learnt my first song which was Layla and I dont know where to go from here. All the songs I like are extremely difficult, is there like a spreadsheet of songs I should learn to progress steadily?

who makes pickups do matter
names usually have consistent quality,
you also have pickup types where it costs money to make them, but you don't make them in enough volume to drive costs way down.

honestly, can not wait till fishman fluence gets a chinese knockoff that's good, just got a single dual rail humbucker and shits perfect, with pcbs, china would likely be able to perfectly match fishmans shit for under 100$

really, these are the only pickups that I think deserve how much they cost due to what they can do and how good they are.

as for getting into making pickups, you are going to be a niche, there are a few people who do this that are large enough names to be known, but off the top of my head, I just cant remember, but they are more 'artizian' boutique. If you do this, you will be looking at selling a single pickup in the 50-150$ range, and so long as you have consistent quality and customer support, you can make it a side business. sell anything not up to snuff as b stock and make damn sure its labeled b stock everywhere

does the beta58 not make as agressive a guitar sound as a sm57, or it's just me?

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a lot of them are made in great numbers but only sold to manufacturers in bulk to offset the risk of making a bunch of one off shit that doesn't have a huge amount of people looking for one or two. see: artec. how hard is it to sell a pickup? everyone with an electric guitar already has a fucking pickup. figure it out.

artec actually makes some solid shit and their soloist distortion pedal is probably the best distortion pedal ever made for metal.

whites are not worse musically if you stop trying to step outside your culture and play to jungle beats. look at orchestras and solo musicians. they sound good no drum beat required because they feel the music how they want to feel it. they don't play to a heartbeat, they play to the ebb and flow of the feeling. tempo is just a suggestion and the instruments aren't even in sync all the time.

if you try and be a rock star you're going to sound like shit. rock sounds like shit live. they have to crank the tempo and coarseness up until it hides how off kilter they are or slow everything down until they can keep up.

like 5 dudes i know

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I'm a huge Mars Volta fan and my old band used to cover ADTI and TMV tunes. One thing I learned from playing Omar's riffs is that the dude knows his way around the blues scale. So many Volta songs are based around some minor pentatonic or blues riff (Cotopaxi, Cygnus, Cicatriz ESP, Goliath). Another thing you hear a lot is how Omar moves between minor and half-diminished chords: he usually plays some sort of minor or minor 7 chord, followed by a half-diminished chord that then resolves back to the minor.

Also, he almost never uses power chords. Usually he'll play four-note 7th chords or simple root-third chords.

Other than the theory stuff, use a wah pedal, analog delay, and maybe a ring modulator to get some of the weirder sounds he's known for.

youtube.com/watch?v=9PXtoMcg1Q4

poor electric guitar guy

LIFT YOUR GODDAMN FINGERS!!!!

can yall recommend a good pedal power supply for like idk 8 pedals?

Uuuhhhh show up 30 minutes before the audition and practice the song in your car? Or just ingrain it in your muscle memory, cause it seems to me you don't know the song as well as you should yet

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And a bigger pic

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user from here
spoke to a local guitar tech today, best rated guitar guy in my area. knew his shit

>neck was almost beyond help, but he was encouraged the truss rod started responding eventually
>lots of pressure on the bridge, to the point where it was developing a hump
>a few high frets
>recommended going down from 12s to 11s
>is gonna take at look at lowering the nut

i get it back friday or monday, i'm really hopeful it comes out good. i love the guitar and how it looks but it was becoming damn near impossible to play

bro go on amazon, i got mine for 50

What's the cheapest, non-octolegged solution to switching between two pedals with one click? I reckon this could be a DIY job but what stuff is available? How do you do it?

Are you too retarded to know how to use google?

Should I try to get involved with music societies at uni?

I'm 21 and I've been learning guitar for about a year, I'm also in my first year of university. I'd like to make friends that are into rock music and get the opportunity to play with other people. But I'm worried it's just going to be like Yea Forums in real life and people are going to be dickheads and judge my poor guitar skills, because my philosophy course is exactly like that.

JHS mini a/b

Thanks for the useful reply! Very constructive!

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>JHS mini a/b
I take it you need two of these then. One to split the signal from the guitar and one to combine them at the other end? Seems spendy unless I'm missing something obvious.

No, won't work. I posted the wrong thing. is what you need.

Ignore . Thanks for the replies, I have a start on where to look now. Better to ask on user forum once than make a real acct elsewhere to ask a simple question.

So thats a yes?

LETS GO BOIS. GUITAR TIME.

also


POST MIA FENDERS

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>tfw play bass but favorite album is loveless.
>have listened to tons of stuff but nothing tops it
>not even other my bloody Valentine stuff

What am i supposes to do
I have no inspiration or person to study

>Alcohol
Deviant

You’re so lonely it’s bumming me out

Get off mu for awhile, buddy

Get a shrink

Says the lonely man who posts for attention :(

Wew lad. For real though take a break that guys not even me.

I don't trust any album that hardly has any low end

Stop personifying inanimate objects you fucking autist

Is audio an object

Nah, I’m not as lonely as you.
You took your name off because too many people were filtering you out :( isn’t that sad?

>trust an album
So now you double down as a retard?
Lets see your gear bro

>Lets see your gear bro
Was it something I said?

What are you afraid of?

Being as lonely as you

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I trust albums
I name my instruments and treat them well
Bite me

What does that have to do with posting your gear? I mean whats the worse that could happen?

>he autistic AND gay.
Fuck off

What are you gonna do about it little man

What does being lonely have to do with my gear, brainiac?

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This is a guitar general stop talking about your emotions and post your gear. Seriously whats so scary about that?

lol you’re so lonely

Youve said that many times but what you havent done is post your gear
>why wont post his gear bros?
Are you poor?

wasted

>are you poor?
Here we go boys lmao

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Damn he got quints i guess you have to post your rig no.

No samefagging please

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Oakmont?

Lmfao nigga shut up real quick.

I don’t know what this means?

What are some really good bass guitar radiohead songs

Real talk is the midwest worth visiting as a vacation destination? Im looking into where i want to go this year.

Real talk: I’m on the west coast :^)
What’s its like being so lonely that you swing at shadows?

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Only if you like corn

I'm finding it hard to pick between two tube amps, to either get the HT 20 Studio or Studio 10 6l6 amps by Blackstar. Any input? I usually play rock or metal but I still like to have a decent clean tone.

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Katana

No good food?

Let me guess in seattle uh huh.

If you like corn

So no good bbq or game meat places?

Try again :^)

Ok last try. Eugene

No but that would be pretty funny if I lived in that shithole. Here’s my rig ;^)

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Now at last i truly see lmfao. Jk post your real rig.

Creep
There, There
Where I End and You Begin
Paranoid Android

It’s the fucking clairoposter who keeps hijacking threads

I'd go for the HT Studio 20. The on-board overdrive is pretty good, and it takes pedals well. If you want a 6L6 amp, get a Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, I wouldn't waste my time with the Blackstar.

IDK. Never been there.

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>Hey, it’s Andy with Pro Guitar Shop

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/gg/ talk me out of buying 3 lbs of cheese online right now

What's your justification for not going for Blackstar?

Rate my new pedal

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I can't, that's a brilliant idea.

I literally eat a pound of cheddar every four days.

Neat, but I liked the non "Hi-fi" version better. But I guess that's what Z-Vex's Instant Lo-Fi Junky is for.

REMINDER: GUITAR IS TURNING YOU GAY

Hell yeah brother

Post your gear dude

Soon...

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sweet buy, Chase Bliss Audio makes some great pedals. i tend to stick to easier to use pedals with less knobs but still a sweet buy, user. how are you enjoy it.

Fuck dude i just might but i know i shouldn't but i want to.

UPDATE I CAN GET A 7.5 WHEEL.OF MORBIER FOR 94 BUCKS. PLEASE GOD OH PLEASE TALK ME OUT OF IT.

Do it and eat it all in one setting

The 6L6 was built to sound like a Fender amp in the first place, and the Hot Rod Deluxe's drive channels offer more variation.

I still like the HT Studio 20, though. It's great for club gigs; one place I used to play at had one in the backline and I was always happy with the sound.

...

Has anyone ordered Chinese guitar parts? Tempted to get a neck to replace a warped one

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>guitar shop didn't have an option to pay with card
no new strings today

>falling for the cashless meme

It's happening, whether you like it or not.

What are some single cut guitars that:
>aren't LP rip-offs
>don't look like shit

Pic unrelated

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How do i stop breaking strings like hymens while i tune my guitar?

>TFW no QT Judas priest fan guitarist gf
youtu.be/uvtJYC8qsQk

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user you know that's a male right

fuck that's even better, males make the best gfs

whatever you need to tell yourself i guess

It's close, but I'd put my money on female. Narrow shoulders, feminine hands, no apple, guitar strap is curving around something on their chest.

>not knowing how to tell a man from a woman by where their elbows land above their hips
head on over to /ic/ my man, they'll get you started on basic human anatomy real quick

Thanks, that was helpful. I've noticed when he plays riffs and fills it's usually a blues scale over a minor chord , like that Gm in L'Via. But then on many songs he's like playing crazy chromatic lines on the background during the verses rather than strumming chords, like Day of Baphomets. I'm mostly struggling to figure out his chord progessions, I just don't understand them nor how do those chromatic licks work over them.

ay user thats pretty gud

>tfw arrival date is tomorrow
>ups leaves packages with landlord and she calls to let me know when I get something
>laying in bed excited for tomorrow
>manage to get to sleep
>next morning
>phone rings
>mfw

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Interesting idea, but I can't see their hips in that video.

hagane-official.jimdofree.com/profile-1/
It's a girl band.

How does one go about getting their band mates to not muck around so much when they practise without seeming like a bossy fuck?
>waaaa user why are you so bossy?!?
>we all made the effort to turn up so stop telling me to shuttup while i play an assortment of random riffs from songs that have nothing to do with each other
>while you and the other guys try to converse on what to do with the actual songs we came here to play!

yeah but what the fuck is it

>nm the fact that you can barely hear each other talking just let my noodle around aimlessly because stop being bossy!

Do you assign a finger when to each column when playing at the top of the neck? like index for all the first frets middle for all the second frets ring finger for third fret etc

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In general for melodies, but it's only a rough guide. Also it doesn't apply at all when it comes to chords.

Thanks, I was asking because i'm terrible at keeping one finger for each column i always mix them up.

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Big fat bass tone!

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I just love how united gg has become under the mantle of kaka

Carrying my word, Here is an instructional document that teaches you how to play guitar based on theory.

>filehosting.org/file/details/792106/How to play guitar and teach yourself music.txt

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I know right?? It's such a guitar cause

Looks like a new kaka

You realise you don't need to memorise that? The guitar is tuned in fourths with a major third between the G and B strings. Just shift anything played on the E and B strings up a fret.

fucking hell my man just use pastebin

pastebin.com/3T6ydGBe

No. Eat kaka and die

Nobody's going to give out their email address for that shit.

I'm going to fix all the line breaks in your document -- as well as correct your inexplicable inability to understand apostrophes -- and then spam the corrected version on pastebin.

No. Eat kaka and die

Too late, user, I've already gutted your introduction. Why did you think anyone would want to hear your life story?

[spoiler]how do i spoiler again?[/spoiler]

go to a board with spoilers

Lmao he wanted to be internet famous

So far, my favorite spelling error is "excersize". I have to admit, though, "thinnist" gave it a run for its* money.

*notice this important exception to the usual rules of apostrophe use.

Bumpin

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So I bought a scuffed ass S101 Strat knockoff off a friend for 10$ this morning. It sounds and feels fine to play apart from the sharp frets but my main issue is the damn thing doesn't stay in tune. Even though I bought it for so cheap, would it be worth it to replace the shitty tuners and the saddles?

File down the sharp frets and lube up the nut with some graphite. Changing the saddles won't do much.

Changing the tuners might help, but only if they're terrible, and the guitar probably isn't worth the price of a new set.

Hello sir, I heard you might be interested in some kaka for lunch, followed by a nap that never ends.
May I serve you some kaka?

If I wanted the experience of eating kaka, I'd read more of your writing.

Just restrung my guitar for the first time but it looks kinda fucked up
Can I just unwind it and try again or are they fucked cos the strings are bent

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You can treat yourself to a nice hot bowl of kaka

not the first guy you were talking to but another fan of Omar's here. Omar is self taught/doesn't know/care much for theory, so he wasn't approaching writing from an intellectual perspective at all. Same as Hendrix I guess, strong intuition means you can learn things without knowing their proper names and so on. You might want to look into some strange modes ie locrian, phrygian and some more exotic stuff. Even if you don't study it intensely, listening to more music that uses those chromatic sounding runs will help get the sound naturally in your ear so you can write that style more easily. Again, you don't have to think "right, for this solo I'm going to play Lydian b6" - lord knows Omar and most other players like him aren't thinking that way, but looking into it first will help. A lot of Ethnic folk stuff is played in scales like that.

Who the fuck keeps telling zoomers that hendrix didnt know music theory?

not a zoomer lmao. I mean he had no formal training and wasn't intellectualising his playing. He obviously knew theory and as I said, it was picked up intuitively. You know damn well what I mean, that he wouldn't be able to tell you what Lydian b6 or double harmonic major are. I know the "don't learn theory" thing is stupid, and players who are great without extensive knowledge are the exception, rather than the rule.

when first learning guitar, is it better to learn songs and later apply theory or just hop straight in to scales and all that shit

Why the fuck did you even take the time to write something im not gonna read?

Are you a virgin or chad?

more cyborg than anything

wow you owned me

kick them out

The only art form that hasn't been ruined by academia is pre-modernist period classical music.

Parker for Poorfags?

Try building up some basic skills first by doing drills and exercises before jumping into theory. Better to have a solid grasp of the instrument first. Learning and playing some songs along the way wouldn't hurt, though.

>WYPIPO GOT NO RHYTHM
youtube.com/watch?v=-__nJgsLgAU

Rate my guitar collection

Burny Les Paul custom
Fender Stratocaster
Jackson KV Pro mustaine signature
Jackson KVMGQ
Jackson KVXT
Jackson KEXMG
Jackson DK2
Charvel Model 1
Charvel partscaster
Carvin 1988 Ultra V
Dean VMNT silver
Dean VMNT Black
Dean Zero
ESP LTD DV8-R
Cort VX4V
BC Rich Bich
Ibanez RG2550z
Marlin guitar
Marlin bass
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Yamaha acoustic
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gift me one

Pics or it didn't happen

What are Burnys like?

At work, which do you want a pic of

I've only played mine but it's as good as any Gibson I've played. Neck is very fat and frets are tiny though

I can barely force myself to sell them... Sorry ...

rate my guitar collection
Unknown Teisco/Kawai full hollowbody shitplank
S101 Strat Shitplank HSS
SX Tele copy shitplank
Baja Strat shitplank
Squier Bullet Mustang HH shitplank
First Act camo shitplank

>which do you want a pic of
All of them together

Cannot provide that sadly - have a few pics of my Vs together though

Not pointy enough/10

Shitplank/10.

Get a job/10

Live like a poorfag in exchange so have no space - here are the three Jackson Vs tho

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I want a Jackson, but I have enough pointy guitars.

God, Vs look so ugly

are power chords supposed to sound like ass without distortion?

Not really, but they do sound better with distortion.

Theyre meant to be played through a dimed marshall

T. Telecaster owner

Tele is the patrician’s choice though

more like plebs choice

and proud

how do I know if I suck dick or if it's my 50 dollar electric guitar connected to my 50 dollar amp that makes me sound like i suck dick

likely a combination of both

cheapest switch pedal on amazon that doesn't have reviews calling it noisy

cheap pedals are good. my rowin noise gate is something hipsters could be fooled into paying $80+ for. and they're also good for the market. old circuit types end up in mass production, so all the small batch guys can't get away with selling a high school student's first circuit for the price of a practice amp. so they're forced to innovate and make new effects that are uncommon and therefore actually worth the money.

and then you have JHS which makes time honored circuits and charges you like they hand-soldered a quirky all-analog sound processor that makes your music sound like it came from a recording of one of hitler's speeches, complete with german yelling.

*siiiiiip*

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are the mini tube screamers any good?

Yes

that's what Macmull says, by the way.

If you were good, you'd at least be able to make the shittiest of planks sound passable.

If you need to ask you suck dick

>decides he wants to pick up guitar as a hobby
>doesnt have a job

Explain yourself

macmull sells snake oil and they even have a name like a generic snake oil salesman from a shitty western movie

>MACMULL'S AMAZING TONE MACHINE
>GIVES YOU BETTER TONE
>INCAPABLE OF PRODUCING BAD TONE
>WARM VINTAGE TONES, RETRO TONES, ROUND TONES, FAT TONES, WE HAVE THEM ALL

Whom are you quoting?

>sweep picking

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>Comfortably retired relatively young
>Considering if I should go pick up guitar #6 or go get a decent bass.
Back in your cage.

Why did you just out yourself as having no discipline to learn a simple technique?

Being a disabled freak isnt retiring trachefag

the whole Ibanez Mini line is amazing

Guess again, wagie.

I have a Squier Precision Bass, a Fender Rumble 25 combo amp and enough money to replace one of them (~750 US dollars), what do I buy first fellow bass friends?

>has a job
>during a terrible economic crisis and general unemployment
Explain yourself capitalist pawn

jazz bass

Bass.
A shitty instrument holds you back, a shitty amp does not hamper your technique.

i have a job but i will never buy a $300 distortion pedal

however i would happily buy a $3000 japanese guitar and do so long before i even thought about buying a gibson

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A shitty instrument can be polished up until it plays well, and then the only thing setting it apart from a more expensive solid-body electric is the quality of the finish and how exotic the tonewood is.

A shitty amp needs a complete redesign and will make even the most brilliant playing sound like norwegian garage metal.

it's not a technique, its an affront to all guitar technique.
you can play the same note patterns with a different technique that's solid and proper, ask Gilbert.

Tonewood is a fucking meme

You can only polish a turd so much.
t. someone who polished his first plywood guitar made in the early 80s in Korea, long before Korea was capable of building anything worth note.

I got to the point where I can sort of play Johnny B Goode
where do i go from here lads

Being a NEET isnt being retired you dummy

some famous guy said the best sounding guitar he ever played was made of plywood and theorized about "tone glue"

i forget who. wood is so inconsistent even within the same tree that how you saw the wood probably matters more than the species.

if you completely refinish the neck, install new tuners and a new bridge, all new electronics, and redo the frets, you end up with a very expensive guitar made of plywood and any remaining problems can be excused by saying "it's not an older, cheaper design, it's vintage and it gives you a vintage tone"

Get a better bass with the money

Then sell your Squire and your Rumble and just get a better combo amp.

>Worked when I was younger
>Saved up money
>Retired young
>"NEET"

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Macmull. The Best Part of Waking Up is Macmull in Your Cup.

Nah

Refinished neck
Put in new gotoh tuners
New nut
New bridge

The natural oil finish I put on the neck was really fucking comfy to play, but it couldn't keep tune due to being 80s Korea shit. There's only so much you can do with a turd like I said.

Eruption

Macmull: there's a bit of Macmull in all of us.

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a non meme answer please :(

Macmull, how did you live without it?

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>couldn't keep tune

did you re-fit the neck and make sure it had a functioning truss rod?

did you make sure it was stored well? i had a $1000 american strat that would constantly go sharp and then back in tune depending on household humidity. i bought it in the fall and didn't have any idea it would be like that until spring and summer humidity fluctuations set in. the neck did look good, but it was just a retarded plank of maple. for that price guitars should be kept sitting out in the open in an average uncontrolled environment and played for a bit for about three days before being put out for sale as a final QC step.

Smoke on Water (the)

>went into guitar at age 16 wanting to play death metal and shit
>as my musical tastes evolved I slowly stop playing super technical wankery and transition into psych and garage shit
Can anyone else relate? I still listen to metal a ton now but I don't feel like playing the same edgy shit again and again

Have you ever played a cheap guitar made in the 80s? Kids today have no fucking idea how good the cheapest of the cheap epiphone or squier or GIO Ibanez is in comparison.
It was a dark time to be poor and into music.

Yeah, my first guitar. Half the frets had popped out and the nut was not only garbage,but new nuts had to be shaved because the little slot they went in wasn't cut level with the fretboard.

I only did the nut and the frets though, shitty tuners and a shitty bridge work ok.

Macmull when 2nd best isn't good enough.

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buy me one

macmull: when you're going for 3rd best behind ESP and Suhr, and want to look good doing it

its basically the same for me

ESP snapper

i wanted to play classical but got into metal instead

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I still have mine buried somewhere with case underneath 30 years of shit I've stored up.
It was the cheapest model Westone Spectrum-II made in Korea. Triple single coil strat knockoff.
Knobs that fell off, bridge that eventually had to the screwed down to the body to keep in tune longer than 10 minutes. Single coils that sounded like ass, electronics that would pick up the neighbors radio, grounding that did nothing.

But the neck turned really nice like I said after spending god knows how many hours removing the plastic coat and repeatedly sanding and oiling it.

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MacMull: Come on stupid goy, buy this $8,000 shit plank from Israel!

Macmull - One name. One legend.

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Anyone got any experience with Sterling by Music Man?

So youre saying chet atkins is an affront to guitar players and is neither solid nor proper? Stop being contrarian just to be a hipster. Its about application regarding the technique gilbert is talking about. For example he woukdnt be able to play "the ultimatum" by loomis using the deconstructed chord technique gilbert uses in the end of the song "superheroes" by racer x. Also stop being a lazy undisciplined fuckhead.

>Literally made in Holy Land
God made Macmull.

Looking to add some pedals to emulate my favorite tones without using a true tube amp. I got a Boss Katana for my home board and I'm thinking of adding an Ampeg in a box pedal which one is the best one to get?
>Ampeg Classic Analog Bass Preamp
>Catalinbread SFT
>Tech 21 SansAmp VT Character Series

I'm planning to stack it into a Fender style pedal since I love Fender. I have a Wampler Black '65 Overdrive but looking for something like a Tweed style overdrive would be sweet.
>Tech 21 SansAmp Character Series Blonde
>Joyo American Sound JF-14
>Boss FMB-1
>Wampler Tweed '57
>Catalinbread Formula 5F6
>Catalinbread Formula No. 55
>J Rockett Audio Designs Monkeyman
>Way Huge Red Llama

My signal chain was my delay, which I got a bunch of into my Wampler Black but I'm going to use that as my clean tone and using that Boss Line Selector to blend in my "natural" amp overdrive pedal in. Think Ronnie Wood tone.

Get different bandmates. Goofing us fun once in a while, but should always be done after practicing your actual songs. And I hate when someone is trying to talk and someone else starts playing without turning their volume all the way down first

>"the ultimatum" by loomis
who even wants to play this, lol

You mean you realized you werent skilled enough or creative enough to make the music you wanted? And then settled for meme genres?

>technical wankery
>edgy shit
You could have played better metal too

Nice cope.
>who can even play this.
Not you thats for sure.

I like warm sounding classical guitar. Do I need to use my nails? I'd rather not base my entire life around my nail upkeep.

Macmull: sell your kidney, to buy Macmull.

Nails are just a meme that modern players propagate,

No, I can play them well to some extent, it just got boring. I still think it'd be cool to start a band playing that kind of stuff but the more I listen to this older music I get urges to see how well I can play them and the more I try to experiment with my sound
I'm having a lot more fun playing now

lol, loomis can fuck off
more like boomis

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t. hipster

t. Yngwie

I know, he's a fag.

I actually quite like the Squier products it depends which one you have. The vintage and classic modified are the ones worth owning. The pick ups are decent but you can always replace that and if it's a matter of comfort, you can always replace the neck with a higher grade material. My favorite thing is a P bass body with a Jazz neck. I would go for the amp. You can hide the amp's natural tone with preamps and pedals. see I would much rather go for the Scrambler pedal. The problem is Ampeg's preamp pedal is the lack of tube drive. That circuit came from their DI pedal which had both the preamp pedal and the scrambler in one box. It's pricier but worth the extra dough. It also comes with an fx loop for you to add more pedals through if needed.

The Catalinbread foundations pedal are useful and you could probably stack the SFT into the Formula 5F6 but I would much rather go for the Ampeg SCR-DI with the Joyo American Sound.

>Try the intro riff to whole lotta love
>Can't get it sounding even remotely close
>Contemplate throwing the guitar out the window

How do you gays deal with being trash

by not sweating it and just keep practicing
sometimes just sleeping works when you're struggling with something, say a chord progression or game boss or a technique for shooting a hockey puck. it's what practice is for, you know you suck so you practice to git gud, same goes for anything like the examples above

>"I actually quite like the Squier products"
>Wanks on about boutique pedals
Could you be more of a stereotype? Do you have a jazzmaster or mustang as your main guitar?

Why not a jaguar?

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I was assuming you weren't a complete homosexual.
My mistake.

real talk lads, we are truly blessed that our instruments are so fucking cheap

You're mistaken, Telecasters are for homosexuals, not Jaguars

Telecasters are for horse molesters with stetsons.

Well, I guess thats it. When I woke up a little over a month ago my left index finger was completely numb, and it still is. Any pressure at all and it feels like its going to explode, and I get no useful tactile feedback from touch. Its literally impossible to play guitar.

Get the nerves in your neck checked. I have nerve compression there leading to longer bouts of numb fingers that won't do as they're told.

And traches and juggalos

Hey, thanks for telling me this. My neck was actually really painful in the days leading up to it

Might just be a pinched nerve from holding your neck the wrong way or having a guitar strap on the wrong way for too long or it could be stenosis, which I have, which is gradually tighter nerve canals. I'll eventually have to have surgery for it, but right now they can't guarantee I'll get better from it.
Either way, numb fingers = go see the fucking doctor.