/metal/

FACE THE MUSIC AND THE TIME HAS COME!

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youtube.com/watch?v=6edyMJONKs8
*saves prog metal*
nothing personnel kiddo

i'm curious, why is there a big metal archive but none i've yet to find of any other category of music like electronic or grateful dead or something?

because it's a subculture.

post underrated/overhated albums

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Archive? You mean Yea Forums thread?

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no, i'm talking about THE metal archives.

Is Morbid Angel the chaddest metal?

progarchives is pretty based

POST LOONEY TUNES TRAD RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

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>A wet fart of an album almost single-handedly responsible for the codification of Gothenburg tropes in metal. Early releases by At the Gates and Dark Tranquillity existed by this time, but what did most Gothenburg fans really end up sounding like? This album. This release is responsible for about ten years of terrible, terrible music coming out of Sweden. Unforgivable.

>Carcass makes 'Heartwork' causing the world to shit its pants when they realize you can make bland melodic death metal and make hundreds of thousands of dollars overnight. Impaled apes 'Heartwork' and realizes you can make even MORE money attaching a bland aesthetic to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=jLeOtRf6_1g

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>all those words
>the only part that actually talks about the album is when it implies it's bland
whoever did that review is a stupid faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=heZQVYvHPsc
not looney tunes, but the part starting about 0:58 where he says "You just need a friend, together we will sing along" sounds to me like that Archibald Asparagus character from Veggie Tales

reminder that Veggietales predicted the spread of NPCs and shitposting: youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY

Disgusting band

But user, you replied to posts referencing more than one band. This would mean you'd need to pluralize band into bands.
Also you're wrong, fuck you.

disgusting shitpost

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>Imagine defending a man that sounds like a castrated trans woman

>he thinks listening to meme man doing falsetto vocals makes him less of a poser

@86980380
@86980392
imagine fishing for replies with bait this foul

>he seriously can't into looney tunes vocals
HAHAHAHA
ho sad is your life?

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>he thinks not listening to meme man doing falsetto vocals makes him less of a poser

>they think that it’s only one user saying that king shit is garbage

greentexts commonly use the singular third person.

>he thinks Yea Forums has an established shitposting discourse
oh wait

i don't think that. i was just saying it's a common thing.

>he follows imaginary rules

Only a queer king diamond fan would do such a think.

ITT: autism

i don't follow imaginary rules and i don't like king diamond. i was just saying people do that a lot.

King Diamond more like King Gay

LMAO

high five brother

based, i too am a flaming faggot

metal was a mistake. it's nothing but trash

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>falsetto is too theatrical and overblown
>but muh gurgles are super cool

definition of a false equivalency

Kek. Took me a second to notice the change.

no it's not.

one is singing simply an extreme form of operatic singing), the other is sort of anti-singing. it's reasonable to think one is cool and the other is not

yeah, but that's not a false equivalence.

>having preferences for the sounds that enter your ear

>ask for some looney tunes trad
>people just start sperging out
everyone just calm down, damn.

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Does Fates Warning count? The vocals remind me a lot of Kiske

Do we like goth metal bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=4wfRHPsRGkk

Why Chuck look like Alanis?

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Yes, but not the kind you posted.
youtube.com/watch?v=lHyaaL79x7s

user it's not 2002, nobody listens to mallgoth shit anymore

both jews

i was gonna say this but i didn't know for sure

I hate jews, if thats what you mean

Chuck was metal's Freddie Mercury. Overrated faggot from a shit band, who died of aids.

how long did it take you to think of that one?

Anybody got any metal tattoos? Post em.

1st wave black >

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Some of this isn't even black metal.

Obviously not, 1st wave just means shit that influenced and set the foundations for what would come.

None of this is black metal. And that's good.

no, 1st wave means the first artists to codify a genre. pre-cursors are not first-wave.

two seconds, the comparison was easy and obvious

literally all of it is thrash or speed except for deathcrush which is nothing just a bunch of retards screaming over a distorted guitar
the term first wave is the dumbest meme in all of metal i genuinely do not understand the infatuation people have for this amateurish thrash with vague satanic themes

Tattoos are for prisoners and sailors.

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i'd consider bathory black metal.

>Bathory
>Tormentor
>Mayhem
>Voor
>Masters Hammer
None of this is black metal?

except there are 3 albums on here that would even remotely classify as black metal in todays definition of the genre

>Master's Hammer
>thrash or speed
brain dead cunt

No one gives a fuck about what you'd consider.
Yes.

it's funny the album that's actually the most black metal is Under The Sign and that's not even on the chart

Alright give me a list of their respective genres

yeah. that's why it's a shit chart.

...

Post em

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But that's ridiculous, I can't believe any metal fan would sincerely think Anno Domini is a "thrash or speed" album if they've actually heard it. So I've got to assume you're being disingenuous

That’s thrash and trad

Anno Domini is literally thrash metal dumbfuck.
The Ritual Murder is thrash metal.

dead general

Stop listening to Varg.

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Anyone else here forces themselves to listen to shit you know you'll dislike just to have heard it at least once?

Sometimes, when it's a "classic" or "influential" album.

Is this a new meme?
I like it, I just haven't seen it before.

he died of aids

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Limbonic Art makes my dick hard. Do any other bands come close to their style?

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shut your cock holster you cum dribbling faggot

Wrong cover btw

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Listened to Arch Enemy's debut, and my god that shit was trash. I'm pretty sure no one considers it a classic its just one of those bands that everyone knows.

not that bad

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I'm not a tourist!!!!

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OVERRIDE OF THE OVERTURE
BEHOLD THE OVERWHELMING POWER

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That's a definite 'yikes' right there folks.

90's edition

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This is the best album cover art style

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Disgusting

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kinda based then i realised it was mostly gay

These are objectively the greatest metal albums of the 80's

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fuck you in the pie hole

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Thoughts on Bolt Thrower?

I think they throw bolts.

their early stuff rules

solid death metal

Just bought that off bandcamp. 8 bucks for a flac download without any bullshit, and their music is so fucking good.

>No Voivod

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lmao, too true

RAPID BLACK THUNDERS
SHAKE THE SKY
WHILE HEADBANGERS
SHAKE 'TILL DIE

jfc why do you faggots hate venom so much

Which death metal bands are the best?

the ones you like the most

Venom suck. This is known.

venom is a million times better than anrhrax this is known.

Incantation and Bolt Thrower are pretty good.

Haven't listened to Voivod yet, but I'm planning to listen to War and Pain tonight

only war is real

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Venom suck. Anthrax suck. This is known.

LEAVE THE HALL

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nah venom is metal royalty

LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK N ROLL

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what about anthrax

Anthrax with Dan Spitz and Joey Belladonna was great. Everything since, not quite.

The ones that play the fastest.

Oh yes Daddy!

i never liked anything from them
idk why others love them so much

The only correct answer

>Solo Ozzy

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still better than anything that came out in the 90's

>no carnivore
wow, rude

Do you have a favorite band for every letter of the alphabet?

Blizzard & Diary are great, poser

listen circle the wagons

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memphis rap is now /meal/

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based and redpilled

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>Why yes, The Undeground Resistance is my favorite Darkthrone album

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shit taste kys

/meal/ has shit taste

t.ourist

I'm a newfag to metal music where should I start with black metal?

u mom

Based

True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

Goatmoon - Death Before Dishonour

Yeah, of course even though I've heard nearly 400 metal albums in just over a year

quality > quantity

Thanks user

How many of them weren't from europe or america tourist?

Burzum, the best black metal band

For the Norwegian stuff just Burzum, Darkthrone, Mayhem and maybe Immortal. The rest are just rip offs of them.

What does that matter?

it was a joke, Goatmoon are NSBM, listen to Darkthrone chronology

Because the rest of the world riffs harder than your favorite album.

Seriously why do you cunts even listen to metal? I doubt you even enjoy it

depends, if you want to listen from the roots of it and how it came to be listen to 1st wave you should check out this chart but if you just want 'normal' black metal then do what said

Yeah, sure fuck off and listen to some mediocre third rate black metal shit from Japan you fucking mong

>Seriously why do you cunts even listen to metal? I doubt you even enjoy it

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...he said while listening to entry-level garbage that's not nearly as good as what you can find by digging a little deeper
Ignorance is bliss they say

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Immortal - Pure Holocaust
The unholy trinity of true, evil black metal.

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Rec me a non-tourist album please

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deafheaven - sunbather

Name one good album that you can find by digging deeper then? I'll wait...

Aosoth - Arrow in Heart

>it came to be listen to 1st wave you should check out this chart
Some of this isn't even black metal.

>spoonfeed me
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aosoth is prime touristcore

Exactly, proof that you are full of shit

Its simultaneously an awesome and pathetic genre.
My favorite bands are metal bands but i only like 5 metal bands at the most.
The rest is godwaful cliche bullshit just as bad as any rap song on the pop charts.
Im always searching for that 1 in a million metal band that i like because when metal does it right theres nothing better.

If an album isn't bolded on RYM it's usually shit

Keep posting here you crack me up tourist

exactly, but its basically what laid the foundation of what it would become

What does it mean to be a poser, /metal/?

The NPC meme was made for people like you

What's so bad about being a tourist? There's nothing worse than people like you who have no respect for classic metal albums

Right? What's your favorite Venom riff?

yes, there is a reason real tourists dont just stay and live in the shitholes they visit.

You know what I'm not listening to metal anymore, the genre is full of elitists who take the fun out of the entire genre, indie rock is where it's at

hate deafheaven because it's cool to hate them or hate them because they aren't trve enough

Badbye.

The one that goes WEE WOO WEE WOO

Kpop > Metal

and pagan chieftains

>goes to resort in jamaica for a week
>goes back home

REEEEE FUCKING TOURIST! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY AND GO AROUND THE SHITTY PARTS OF JAMAICA THAT LITERALLY NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO!!

show me a photo of a tattooed pagan chieftain

low quality bait

>/metal/ gets slower and slower by the day
>all the tripfags have left
>all the memes have become stale
>starting to get invaded by clueless normalfags
This is EXACTLY what happened to /bleep/ before it completely disappeared. Clueless tourists spamming Aphex Twin and Boards of Canada started spamming the threads before it got extinct altogether.
/metal/'s on its last leg and we're living its last weeks at best.
To you, my old time /metal/ brothers, with whom I could meme and discuss pöser thrashing RIFFS during the last 4 years, I say farewell. This was a fun ride.
Here's an old meme for the good ol' times.

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4 years on a website? don't you have better things to do?

i mean, you are actually retarded if just go to another country to just stay indoors in a resort
if you're just gonna do that why not do it in your own country, if you travel somewhere else its so you actually see shit that's there. its not like you just think "ah yes ill go to brazil but just stay in the resort neighborhood because i dont know what to do and i have no clue of where to go"

Good
/mu approved metal is the worst of the genre

heres the thing edgelord faggot.
Good metal rises to the top, it doesnt work like pop music. Metal bands that are just starting out typically dont get radio play and industry shilling. It goes on merit.
Metal bands earn whatever little popularity they get.

>starting to get invaded by clueless normalfags
You do realise it's just me trolling all you faggots? /meal/ is so easily baited it's pathetic

resorts arent indoors.
they are typically just a village thats walled in from the shitholes surrounding them.

Regardless, shitposters barely represents 10% of why the general is dead at this point.

exactly, but if you're actually affraid or disgusted to come out of your baby walled area then you're just a coward or a weakling

The only way to generate any discussion here at all is to bait, troll and soipost.

>The only way to generate any discussion here at all is to bait, troll and soipost.

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The ball is rolling!

Nah, its a lose lose situation to put yourself in.
You go out to the slums you immediately get attacked by a horde of nigs. If you are that super special Johnny Badass that can fight them off then you get arrested and put in some dungeon jail with even more packs of nigs.

>but its all worth it because i showed that im not a tourist

>what is self defense or running away

>what is self defense or running away

something that courts outside of america dont give a shit about

...

>implying it's any different in america

Its a lot different
ive seen the inside of a cerso prison in juarez its VERY different from america

Post your favorite metal bands so we can laugh at you

I disagree

Pantera is basically its own genre so thats #1 above all else.

Then wayyyyyyy down below that are just a few other metal bands i like.
old Venom, old metallica, i got really into the Sword for a while but idk they seem kind of cringe to me now.
Thats about it really.
Theres a some songs here and there that i think are great.

The false equivalence is the implication that for one to be acceptable the other must be acceptable.

>Pantera is basically its own genre so thats #1 above all else.

>Then wayyyyyyy down below that are just a few other metal bands i like.
>old Venom, old metallica, i got really into the Sword for a while but idk they seem kind of cringe to me now.
>Thats about it really.
>Theres a some songs here and there that i think are great.

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>Pantera is basically its own genre
Were you born in 2000 or later?

>tourists get the bullet

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Is this proto-power metal?

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Epic troll.

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here you go.

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1976, i bought Cowboys from Hell the year it came out when i was 15

no

no, it's heavy metal

>Why yes, Transmissions from Empire Algol is my favorite Fenriz album

I just remember metal being on top of the world and going to record stores and seeing these masses of endless shitty metal records to sift through.
With their awful album covers with skulls and monsters and shit. Almost all of it was terrible, but the stuff that wasnt terrible was usually amazing.

do you not listen to disincarnate? or just not like them?

Why did it take so long for metal bands to start forming after Black Sabbath?

black metal 4 newfags

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Unironically this

Haven't listened to them and don't plan to

They werent that mainstream.
Normies listened to zeppelin.

That cover of The Return is a nice version. I hate the way the original one looks, too yellow.

If someone hasn't heard Bathory before I rec them BFD 2bh

FILTHGRINDERGGGH

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tied in bronze chains is a straight bop

I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN

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it's shit

Is Townsend like Zierler or is Zierler like Townsend?

Your taste? Yeah

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US Power metal + doom

youtube.com/watch?v=vVkDHoMG7GU
*starts nu metal*
heh nothing personnel kiddos

Post scooby doo riffs

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first wave black metal isn't even black metal, so yeah

>reaction images

perfectly describes that band and its terrible vocals

The vocals are amazing, neck yourself kid

youtube.com/watch?v=SzznL_8DIUM

Spencer Sotelo is painfully a better vocalist than Corey Taylor

Not sure about electronic music but the grateful dead archive was one of the first websites on the internet. You can still find a load of bootlegs on archive.org as well

they are objectively shit and cringe buddy. i've never heard a vocalist try so hard and sound so embarrassingly bad lmao

Name your favourite band go on, I'll wait...

the beach boys

Fenriz was right

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youtu.be/6tO1A_CmiXo
Any more like this?

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yah with Mayhem DeathCrush and Burzum first album I felt I was just listening for the sake of just to say that I listened to the albums

kys poseur

>True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from.

You want to know how I know you're a dirty spic?

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>replying to copypasta

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How is early Sodom so fucking good?
youtube.com/watch?v=plk2bK1-FLc
youtube.com/watch?v=ReDCqZhteS0
youtube.com/watch?v=O-3t5hR-uyI

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teutonic thrash attack

the French are pretty good at metal

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Based niggas and nigglets

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You give them s/t you retard

another self-descriptive meme of a shitty third rate band lol

>can't into Tim Baker's banshee scream

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Kregaytor and Soidom BTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=4bkQBOgaFAc

s/t is my fav but for a newcomer I'd probably have rec'd Under the Sign

youtube.com/watch?v=NgyxzCLEP50

youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

Listened to Executioner's Song, Evil Invaders, Violent Restitution and Shotgun Justice and enjoyed them all a lot.. Are there any more Razor albums worth listening to? These are the only ones I ever see discussed.

based

I like Agent Orange more

youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg
THE WAY OF THE NINJA IS THE WAY OF LIFE

absolutely based

youtube.com/watch?v=nt4Akf-JKY4

Malicious Intent is breddy gud

Ight, will listen to it then thanks

Has one of the cool cover arts

You know, I couldn't help but wonder if the ones I mentioned are the only ones I see talked about because the others have shit art. Malicious Intent's is alright I guess.

>spoken montone vocals
>instead some words are 2 octaves higher for no fucking reason
I don't know if I love or hate this, reminds me of Tim Baker from Cirith Ungol a bit

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Iron Maiden, but with harsh vocals.

Would you listen to it?

Yes.

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Hell yes, show me the money

youtube.com/watch?v=J_7gtFNWM-A

good music but shit vocals, i can't listen to this

Yes

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It's better

>aryan At the Gates

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I thought it's called "metalcore"
>Would you listen to it?
no

What are you trying to meme?

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>a metalcore band has made a song better than Iron Maidens worst song

2019...I am forgotten.

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There are probably hundreds of Maiden covers with harsh vocals and they are all shiterrible

holy shit that was terrible

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youtube.com/watch?v=u8v6WKk6iTk

it is objectively shit

post polish black metal
i'll start
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIrsh3uCZc

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No, not by me.

Indeed. From Beyond is a downgraded version of Leprosy.

New Thread

THE CANDLE MUST BURN AGAIN, AND PAIN MUST FOLLOW THE UNHOLY FLAME

SO
BURN...
BURN...
BURN!!!

AND FREE THE SPIRIT FROM ITS CHAIN

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