Dude all classical "music" is just pressing a button on a piano. Why are you guys so obsessed with this?

Dude all classical "music" is just pressing a button on a piano. Why are you guys so obsessed with this?

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I bet the old masters were fucking garbage at improv

who cares? improv is a meme.

untrue. beethoven bach and mozart were all famously excellent improvisors. im sure the other ones we revere were too

>piano
piano plebs are the scum of the earth

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Replying to your bait thread.

shit tier bait

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fuck you

>dude absurd reductionism I'm so smart lol

Dude music is just sounds. Why are you so obsessed. lmao.

Based and redpilled

Dude music is just wiggly air
Dude things are just atoms
Dude feelings are just electric impulses and chemical reactions

Cunt

Who hurt you

And they can't

Cringe

>get dragged along to see orchestra
>the frontman doesn't eeven play an instrument
>just stands in front of everyone waving a stick

classical music as 'intelligent music' is a scam

Bach was famous for improvising fucking fugues of all things

they're called "keys", OP.

Yeah but if you spend 30 years playing the exact same half a dozen pieces over and over again you are a sophisticated virtuoso, not like those plebeian commercial musicians who compose new music more than once every 300 years.

Oh yeah? They're called keys? What, because they open locks? Fucking retard.