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help me find obscure good metal
Sludge isn't metal.
Post your favorite death metal album.
Love the vaguely gothic font on that album cover.
Pick you poison.
>symphonic black metal
sludge is punk rock and that's okay
Are Crust pants the most metal pants?
Can some of you faggots write some metal power ballads????
Why did metal run away from its cash cow?????
These are what the people want
some fade to black some cemetary gates etc etc
>bongman thinks acid bath is the best sludge band ever
no, they're punk fashion
Nah, Sludge can be Blues as well.
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More like this?
You're not metal
pic-related
Correct
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deathrash
blacked edition
>DAAARK DAYS...
>Thinking Symbolic is the best Death album
It's just so fucking good. No band ever topped this.
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>thinking any death album is anywhere near the best death metal album
Reminder of what happens when tourists get exposed.
more like Scream Bloody Bore
Nicke's vocals are GOAT
Entombed did, twice
Death are literally the greatest extreme metal band off all-time. No other band has come close to the greatness of Symbolic. So carry on listening to your shitty obscure death metal bands from Japan you pathetic cunts
Deathcore Deathcore Deathcore Deathcore
go to mu archive and search prog metal charts, space metal charts, experimental charts etc etc
I'm not a fucking tourist, I just have respect for the classics unlike you horrible lot
>t.
Sounds like a kid.
>He can only reply with reaction images
Pathetic
>I'm not a fucking tourist
Only a tourist would say something like that.
SBG is gutter trash compared to AoM
You. I like you.
OK seriously guys what is wrong with me? How do I stop being a tourist?
>thinks acid bath is good
>thinks death is the best death metal band, symbolic being the best death metal album ever
>only listens to entry level albums
how can one man be this cringe?
GHOULS
literally nobody here has even heard of my favorite bands. Thats how not tourist i am.
>OK seriously guys what is wrong with me?
you care too much
>How do I stop being a tourist?
by not giving a fuck
I don't only listen to entry level albums though
I'm listening to pic-related which isn't entry level at all
my favorite band isnt even on youtube
thats how not tourist i am
Well I don't but it's hard when everyone is bullying me for liking classic albums
>the obsessed
OH NO NO NO NO NO
my favorite band doesnt even record
thats how not tourist i am
this
SBG is gutter trash compared to dozens of other death metal albums. It's only rated so highly because people who don't know death metal know the name Death.
Good aren't they?
Hey user! *BRRRAAAAAAP*
my favorite band has dripping blood goth font thats how not tourist i am
cry more idiot
yeah because you care too much, if you don't give a fuck you won't get upset.
stop acting like a sensitive little girl bongman
Reminder that there are people in this very thread that think Brave Murder Day is better than Dance of December Souls
whatever that hair color is called should be deemed the official thot hair color
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Because it is
Based and red sky-pilled
>Can you stop this fucking tourist shit, yeah? Just because my favorite albums just happen to be, you know, popular or well known doesn't mean I'm a fucking tourist. I'm not a tourist, I listen to new metal albums every fucking day, okay? You know what, post your own fucking chart of obscure fucking Japanese black metal bands and we'll see what you're fucking laughing at, okay? Because I guarantee your top albums are just some obscure third rate shit that sound mediocre in comparison to some of the greatest metal albums ever made, so fuck you.
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I hate you all so much
He's unironically right though
>i listen to nu metal albums everday
fag
>New
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not really that death metal is it user?
grow up
>say's the one cyberbullying
not doing any of that, only telling him to stop caring about it and acting like a spoiled little child.
You heard him, fuck off ya cunt
cringe
fuck you too
The jig is up. Could hear the laughter trying to escape. It was a pretty successful troll campaign though.
i was between that or master's self titled album
Cannibal Corpse is the McDonalds of death metal
Suck my fat British cock, you american scum
Mate, I can drop 100 obscure death metal albums you've never fucking heard of and I still think SBG is the gold standard.
wtf not a burger you crooked teeth sheep fucker
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nah i respect that
Thanks user, nice to see someone here with taste
listen my 5 toothed friend, you just gotta accept that you're a tourist
>clandestine
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I guess you just have shit taste then.
If being a tourist means having actual appreciation of high art than I guess I am
ah yes, high art such as Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power
GIVE ME YOUR BLACKENED CRUST RECS PLS
>having actual appreciation of high art
you pretentious piece of shit lmfao, you are just an artfag, nothing more
Exactly, it's a great album
still this
now you're trying too hard
cowboys > vulgar
>hating on Death
Come on, mate.
based keep em coming
childhood is calling bongman cringe or a tourist.
adulthood is realizing his taste is superior
Bongmans spiral into madness in this thread, place your bets.
how long before he snaps and go full blown?
that's a nice gif of pissgrave's vocalist
not even the best Dismember record
LMAO you can't be serious
yikes
just listen to noisy d-beat ya fucken poser
In what way?
Nice photo of you
Filippo Tommaso Marinetti said: "Art, in fact, can be nothing but violence, cruelty, and injustice."
What album comes to mind when you think of art that's only violence? Albums that are suffering from start to finish, with not a single moment of peace?
Not necessarly metal but I figured that if any albums fit the bill they're probably metal
anything by Revenge
Demolition Hammer - Epidemic of Violence
The entire Coachwhips discography.
>noisy d-beat
it has a name this style. it's called either disbeat or discore
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thats just different names for dbeat lol
crasher crust seems to be the appropriate term
>Albums that are suffering from start to finish, with not a single moment of peace?
one of the more messed up ones by The Gerogerigegege
Nice
well yeah of course, disbeat bands are usually a bit more noisy than other discharge clones though
Tourist here, the Obsessed is a basic bitch metal band. I see more obsessed shirts than Abbey Road shirts.
Sure you do, The Obsessed are underground
>lenotrealmetal.jpg
Best vocaroo ever
should I go see this band? price is very low
Thrash isn't real metal either
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what are some bands that use a lot of sinister melodies like this?
Go suck a fat dick you tranny lover
Wait, doesn't phobia mean that someone has a crippling paralyzing fear of something?
Who the fuck is so afraid of a bunch of mentally ill and confused people? Doesn't make any sense unless i'm missing something obvious.
Just stop it already. It's obvious that you hate trans people and you just want to make yourself seem like a reasonable person by phrasing it that way. And yes I think you are afraid of trans people, probably they make you question your own sexuality.
This. usdj is cringe.
i'm not scared of them, i just want to eliminate all of them.
>probably they make you question your own sexuality.
What's wrong with question your own sexuality? Are you homophobic? I thought you were on our side...
>I think you are afraid of trans people, probably they make you question your own sexuality
wow this skinnyfat man in his 30s with a massive adam's apple and a chin that can mog Arnold Schwarzenegger that started wearing a wig and ill fitting girl clothes after taking HRT really gives me the strangest boner
What album has the highest good riff density?
Nah i don't hate them, not do i really care about 'em. Not confused about my sexuality either, but thanks for caring user, now go fuck yourself for assuming things about people you don't know.
First two Mercyless albums
Brutality - Screams of Anguish
damn if you're not trolling pls get some help
Lol
Loooooooool
stop bullying the poor lad, /meal/
This is the FRIEND ZONE :y
Why are you so bigoted?
*invents metal*
because they're annoying, ruin everything, and don't contribute anything to society
Why are you? Or are you one of these self-glorifying hypocrites that think you are better than other people.
you haven't seen the surgery pictures have you? if you had you would understand that only someone who was truly disturbed could willingly do that to themselves.
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This should be illegal.
>Why are you so bigoted?
You're the homophobe here, so you tell me.
Blasting?
gays run the system
therefore straight people cant be homophobic
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
undisputed champ of riffs
there's like 5 and they're not even good
>soyy thrower
ps sorry for the shit alt cover
You are the homophobe because you haven't accepted that homosexuality is a natural and healthy thing and are therefore afraid that you yourself might be gay. I'm just telling you not to worry about it and embrace it as a part of yourself.
Domesticated primates (humans) are naturally scared of "threats to the gene pool"
Monkey shit bro lol
This album is fucking sick.
This is how they recruit younger gays
back 2 rebbit
I need something like this but without the awful vocals.
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The guitar tone and texture is what I'm really after. Sleepy and goopy and thick. Like a hogtied fat dude trying to eat his way to the other end of a poppy field. Unfortunately the vocals are like the same fat guy trying to eat his way across a roomful of retarded kittens.
Hook me up /meal/.
If you're faggy enough to handle the guitar you're faggy enough to handle the vocals
i hate you so much
>homosexuality is a natural and healthy thing
If it's so natural and healthy why are you forcing it down people throats with politics and other bullshit, when in reality no one really cares what you do in your bed and who you do it with. By the looks of it, the only one having a trouble with this is you user, do you really hate yourself that much so you are trying to force your problems on other people around you, really this confused about your sexuality?
wtf is a "lampir"?
based user destroying the annoying troll
A cross between a vampire and a lamprey
oh shit
A cross between a vampire and a lampshade. So a jewish vampire.
Anyone hyped for Doom godfathers upcoming one?
Is that really what that band name means? That's cool as hell.
>destroyed
Lmao nah he just recited an NPC-tier response
Litty
literally all homo sapiens have inherent bisexual programming
>Yeah, my favorite genre is deathrash. How could you tell?
and this is how they recruit for their beastiality orgies
Is there such a thing as nudist black metal?
Profanatica
>tfw my copy of RoC is the shit alt art
The fuck is that? Did they lose the GW license?
>NPC calling player characters NPCs
Some of you /metal/ player characters forgot to set SetNPCAwarenessPotential=0 in your prefs.ini file.
Wise words coming from a tripfag...
This sounds like wishful thinking and you trying to comprehend your own sexuality. You should just accept who you are instead of making shit up to make your sexuality more normal to people who are not "normal" in your view.
It's not healthy and probably one of the reasons (of many) so many trans and gay people kill themselves eventually.
I wonder who the real bigot is.
It's still 40k it's just the cover they've been using for CD reissues for a while now
/power/ or /thrash/. What is the peak of metal?
/poweredthrash/
Leprosy. Really, I tried like 100 of Death Metal Albums. No one beats LEPROSY WILL TAKIE CONTROL AND TAKE YOU TO YOUR DEATH.
What is it? Looks like Blind Guardian - Battalions of Fear?
Paradox - Heresy
Angel Dust - To Dust You Will Decay
GOAT metal albums
Thoughts on slam?
Based and Powerpilled
based
Holy fuck this is bad.
WOW YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART!!!
When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass!
How can metal be even more Chad. Thats's the end point.
>symphonic black metal
huh?
Gloomy Grim is low-key the greatest bm act
CC's first album is based
>Hair band
Underage banned
this guy was on his way to saving extreme metal
lets see some cringy album art
No its not. Don't speak when you don't know shit.
Great taste
Is there much other BM with militaristic style drumming like on Grand Declaration of War?
>tiny skull
>big logo
>black background
Looks limp as fuck compared to the proper version.
99% complete ass and 1% really fun albums.
a pear of jeans with ripped knees is the most metal pants, where have you been?
>tellim steve-dave
What are the greatest Sludge Metal bands?
Iron Monkey, Noothgrush, Methdrinker, Dystopia, Grief or literally any other heroin sludge > buttrock with a fuzz pedal
meme genre done by memelords
some good riffs
Well, that is one of the good bands.
One of the greatest subgenres ever put into sound.
i have no friends
unless i count u guys
>Interview with Count sometime in 91/92
>Putrefaction zine 7
>First of all, are Burzum a one man band?
>Hm.. First of all I am not a man!! But yes I am the only horny being in Burzum.
BASED
For True Ballers Only
Post some fucking SICK Ejaculatory Goregrind
Jig-Ai are fucking fun, though posting their album covers could very well get me banned
Pic related is also real sick but I wouldn't call it ejaculatory
Is it wrong that I like Sound of Perseverance?
you're allowed to do what you want
The fucking title says it all, fuck your neck
The only way it's ever wrong if you yourself care which you obviously do since you ask
That's right, it's your stupid life, do what you want, only open your mind
It's between pic or , with some stuff from Edge Of Sanity and At The Gates trailing right behind.
I am a sucker for that Swedish sound that's actually kinda melodic but still retains a darker, melancholic feel to it.
It actually isn't if you look at it closely, most notably the helmets of the troops and the look of the orcish character. This was done as the original is actually GW property as it's based very much on this pic.
I've been hypnotized by this record, it destroys me. What do you think of him?
Actually the "ejaculatory" would go more for the terrain of pornogrind
???
where the FUCK are the d-beats?
in the punk thread
morbid gayngel
what music do you like besides metal
based
Good taste
Three words "Spectrum of Death"
Hardcore punk and its subgenres, some hip hop and (mostly noise) rock as well as some select electronic and jazz records
Admittedly I don't spend nearly enough time with other genres aside from punk, I usually stick to the albums I already know outside of that.
Electronic music, Punk, and Classical.
Mostly different kinds of “electronic music” to where I listen to it more than I do metal at this point. Although I think a big part of that is because certain kinds of “electronic music” have been more fresh in recent years.
carpathian forest
I demand fucking Glam Metal
What are some of your favorites, user? Do you have any from this year?
just some stuff yknow
some cemetery gates for /mu
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hit the gym you fat fuck
i like this. is the album any good?
Silly user, your dyslexia is acting up again! He asked for cringe, not based!
nah i think im just going to go to sleep
sleep well bb (:
what exactly is that animal that is on all the riot covers
Looks like a baby seal, that's what i've always thought anyhow.
How do sludge and doom bands get all that feedback from their amps?
none of their albums are god tier
standing really close
Based Overkill user. My list would be the same with Under the Influence and Years of Decay switched, Feel the Fire and Taking Over Switched, and I Hear Black and Ironbound bumped a level
If you're familiar with RYM or Fantano or have a relative passing interest, I am sure you're familiar with Kankyō Ongaku. It's nice, I like it ,only knew a couple guys from it beforehand.
The new Fennesz album, Agora is some good droney stuff. Part of me wishes that metal also takes a lot at this dude to see how he takes guitar and then heavily modifies/supplements it with electronics for interesting sounds.
Usually around spring/summer I am feeling warmer, upbeat mostly house stuff with nice grooves:
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I liked disc 2 of the Anjunadeep 10 mix but disc 1 had some weird ass transitions.
Been hearing a lot of hype for Caretaker finally finishing up his 6 part series, but i haven't gotten to any of it yet cuz it's 6.5 hours long.
So what are the most ALPHA metal bands?
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Ladybaby fukken slays
So like put the guitar really close to the amp?
Why didn't you tell me about this before /meal/? It fucking slays.
i mean in the studio bands probably do it like that but if you have enough gain you don't need to be super close just need to have the amp pointing at you
>So what are the most ALPHA metal bands?
Two words are enough: Iron Maiden.
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>So what are the most ALPHA metal bands?
>Two words are enough: Iron Maiden.
Answering my own fucking question: Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, and Triptykon.
>*siiiiip*
ahhh Helloween, now there's a metal band
Who?
You are not an alpha metal band if you have less than 50,000,000 video views, you're just basement dwellers, get over it.
begone, zoomer
an alpha wouldn't care about superficial measurements of success and only focus on making the best material they could
I'm probably older than your dad, worm.
..neckbeardo has spoken.
An alpha wouldn't care about superficial measurements of success AND would be super-successful at the same time.
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hit the road, zoomer scum
what's a band that is super shitty, but the band themselves are aware of it and play into that aspect?
hard mode: no Anvil or Manowar
nickelback after that one year everybody realized they sucked
...
>he got filtered by Nickelback
heh... nothing personal, kid
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ghost
all modern black metal
meshuggah to some extent even though I like them
metal ballads are retarded garbage.
>stands in your path
they are the best metal songs
Thank you, user! I'm pretty bad at electronic stuff, honestly. I really liked Varg's mixtape from this year, it's really ominous and minimal, feels kinda like a movie in a way. Curious about your thoughts on it.
varg-poshisolation.bandcamp.com
Also kinda /meal/ related since it's the same guy behind Gnaw Their Tongues and a million other projects, but I really liked this from last year too. Kinda surprised personally since ambient stuff tends to bore me usually but it stuck with me, I guess I should be aiming for death/dark industrial stuff.
gnawtheirtongues.bandcamp.com
I also really liked this from last year, it's kinda similar to what you linked but maybe just because I have a pretty basic understanding of it and it's driven by a simple kick beat.
rezzett.bandcamp.com
The stuff I find myself listening to the most out of electronic stuff, maybe unsurprisingly, is the faster and more aggressive stuff.
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Any recs for anything related or just your thoughts is appreciated, user.
>power ballads are the best metal songs
I swear to god if you post Cemetery Gates I will rape your boipussi
Where did you get this photo of Tim Morse?
cemetery gates is easily top 10 metal song all time. the power of my buttcheeks will rip your tiny wang off of its ballsack if u try to rape me
We're watching you
Nowhere to hide
Obey the holy law
Repent for your sins
There is but one god
AGAINST THEIR HOLY LAWS
I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
I'VE MER THEIR KIND BEFORE
WE'RE MARTYRS BURNED AT THE STAKE
Going to see Fleshgod Apocalypse, what should I expect?
the band literally spilling their spaghetti
Nickelback saved djent
NOS-TRA-DA-MUS
NOS-TRA-DA-MUS
wow please stop
>BROUGHT TO THIS WORLD AGAIN
>WITH PAIN THAT FILLS MY HEAD
>MAGGOTS CRAWLING EVERYWHERE
>I'M BACK FROM THE DEAAAD!!
>Judas Priest, a legendary metal band, who had been together for 38 years, releases their 16th studio recording, a two-disc 102 minute concept album about the life and predictions of Nostradamus
>it only has one good song
sometimes metal music is pants on head retarded
im surprised theyre still putting out anything at all
it doesnt take much gain at all to produce feedback. those bands just crank their amps up a little and it can produce uncontrollable feedback, especially with an overdrive/distortion pedal
it would be weird if they didnt have tons of feedback
Whats your opinion on this band? Ritual and Everblack are solid af Death Metal albums. Their other albums are good, too.
Far right confirmed for new counter-culture. conformists leftists btfo
>60 year old grandpas wrote a banger like this
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>Black metal band
>gnr shirt
Holy shit based
a god tier bm album
decent band that gets lumped together with soi shit because of their fans. quite a shame
>one
Prophecy, War, Pestilence and Plague, Death, Persecution, Nostradamus, and Future of Mankind are all good. The album suffers from a lot of interlude tracks and other meandering, but at it's best it kills. Like a symphonic/power version of Angel of Retribution.
this is just downtuned thrash with growls
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None So Vile
theyve been putting out the same album for 12 years. remarkably consistent but you have to be in the mood for them. Ritual is the best ive heard from them
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