*invents heavy metal*

*invents heavy metal*

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>kill 'em all
truly an american band

luckily for the rest of the world it keeps churning out hordes of niggers daily no matter how much we try to kill em all

thanks dude

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Yes, because he's literally the greatest musician of all time. John wifebeater racist mysoginist Lennon doesn't stand a chance against the brilliance and geniality of Paul McCartney.

The Beatles came up from garbage John Lennon songs, as exemplified for you with I Feel Fine to garbage John Lennon songs + Paul mccartney genius collaboration, as exemplified by Tomorrow Never Knows. Reminder that Tomorrow Never Knows is only a good song because Paul McCartney, the Genius, had the amazing idea of adding tape loops on it. The songwriting is absolute shit though, as expected by John wifebeater disgusting Lennon. And yes, Paul came up with Helter Skelter on 1968, creating metal music, while wifebeater horrible person john Lennon was writing garbage ballad like Dear Prudence. By genius intuition Paul knew his songs didn't need thousands of effects and studio trickery to sound good. Penny Lane is infinitely better than Strawberry Fields Forever, and is infinitely more simple and clean. John claimed for help to write a decent song, and Paul just did whatever and then it sounds amazing, because he's a fucking genius. The best things on Strawberry Fields Forever are probably Paul's contribution, like the mellotron intro. So he probably had a breakdown because of these aspects of the song. Because the songwriting is garbage.
But, after all, Brian Wilson is just a failed McCartney, a wannabe Mccartney. His autism is irrelevant. Shit taste.I'm sick of hearing about John. He's a disgusting racist mysoginist wifebeater. The cancer of The Beatles. Eleanor Rigby, For No One, Here There and Everywhere, Got To Get You Into My Life, and Tomorrow Never Knows(the relevance of this song is simply because Paul had the brilliant idea of tape loops).

All of this is true. Your point?

His point is that you are a dumb tripfag that will get filtered in a few seconds

>I have no arguments to defend my precious John Lennon therefore I'll insult you then filter you
Another win to us, Paul fans.

I literally opened the thread you brainlet, that's some other person with the copy-pasta

>be Lou
>make MMM in an attempt to be experimental
>It's shit
>Lou claims he made it shit on purpose just to piss off his manager
>makes Lulu to once again be experimental
>everyone thinks he was making a joke album
>Lou spends his last days disappointing in the lack of success in Lulu

Paul is literally biggest faggot that true music fans have ever had the displeasure of listening to. His music is something that any decent person with common sense avoids listening to because we know every note played by his untalented ass; every minor vocal inflection; literally every second spent listing to his """""""""music"""""""""" will inevitably lead to us being drooling idiots such as yourself.

>DUHH...TEMPORRARRYYY, SECRETARRRAY. TEMPORRARRYYY, SECRETARRRAY. TEMPORRARRYYY, SECRETARRRAY.

And you think John sucks? John fucking beats women and thats based as fuck. How does Paulette treat women? "If you want me to, I will" Truly he is the King of Cucks. Thats why he's a vegan, soiiboii, four chord moron and John got fucking shot like a real man.

The mere fact that you would even consider placing "Paul" and "Music" within 50 words of each other in a train of thought proves how lost we are as a species.

if Lou died close to the release of Lulu it would be as regarded as Blackstar

Paul's the most musically talented human being in history, faggot. Listen to Penny Lane; listen to A Day In The Life, listen to In My Life. Literal perfection.
>temporary secretary
It's the greatest pleb filter of all time.
>beating women is based as fuck
>cuck
>soiiboii
Go back to /pol/ you disgusting trump supporter.

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Dick Dale invented metal

umm sorry to burst your bubble there but im pretty sure nirvana started music

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WE WUZ: THE THREAD

Blackstar was getting a good reaction before Bowie died.

>In My Life
Written by John
>A Day in The Life
Mostly written by John (Paul of course ruined it with his waking up out of bed bullshit)

Thanks for proving my point you fucking retard. What else should I have expected from a Paul fan. Go get pegged by your wife.

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*blocks your path*

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>In My Life
It's mostly a cooperative song. Paul helped it. But liar jealous John lied saying that Paul didn't help. Embarrassing.
>a day in the life
Paul wrote the best part, and also had the idea of the crescendo orchestral part. John's part is pretentious, "boo-hoo im sad" garbage.

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you mean
*steals a song*

>*invents heavy metal*

You're on some damn strong drugs, son!

Revelation Time: No one artist "invented" heavy metal. There's no boundary you can point to and say "THAT record is the first heavy metal record!" Further, whenever I talk about heavy metal, I get into debates about if it's the same as hard rock. To me, metal IS hard rock, but with glitz, glamour, and pyrotechnics. Hard rock is metal, but without the visuals.

Either way, you can kind of see hard rock/metal trying to be born in some of those riffy early Kinks songs. Concurrently with the Kinks, the Yardbirds were doing similar things. They, in turn, were influenced by electric blues men like Muddy Waters and early rockers like Eddie Cochran.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dsuf7gVwjgY
he unironically invented heavy metal in the first five seconds of this song
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You're thinking John with She's So Heavy.