What’s the musical equivalent of fake tits?

What’s the musical equivalent of fake tits?

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Interpol

autotune

drum machine

brickwalling

this, also sidechaining, also gated snares

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Dream Theater

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>harsh noise

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id' fuck them until my dick falls off

ones on left are hot as fuck but the right one is horrifying desu

The ones on the left are still babies, one on the right is the big girl

I would let them fart in my mouth

def drum machine
some people dislike it for being fake while others are indifferent and like it anyway

>tfw no fake tiddy wife
i'd say djing, also lots of djs have fake tits too

drum machine is fake tits (fakeness can be off-putting, and if it's too extreme it's more obviously fake)
drum triggers are makeup (almost everyone uses them, at least in metal, and often some people seem to have a hard time telling when they're being used or not)

fag. The turbo-bimbo look is awesome.

Effects pedals for bad guitarists

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drum machine is a robot doing drummer's tasks

stop this. all women are beautiful

Even?

Crap i missed, I meant even this one

Fake lips must feel so good when getting your dick sucked

Yeah she’s a 10/10

Could you imagine playing with those massive sillicone melons as she massages your dick with those swollen lips?

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At least two of the people in that photograph have a penis.

That just makes it hotter for some user

Glam rock

New Country. Ewwwww...

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so what your saying is drum machines and shitty guitar pedals are patrician?

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Tfw you will never pinch her lips

Distortion to compensate for poor quality guitar playing.

hell yeah brother that's what I said

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karaoke

All radio mainstream pop music.

based digits based opinion.

Everyone is saying drum machines, but I think those are more like prosthetic limbs since they are usually there to fill in for something an act "lacks" or is expected to have.
Compression seems much more apt since it's often used to make everything sound bigger and boomier than it actually is.

Digital recording.

A good song but where you realize the main melody was lifted from something else

You still like it and it sounds nice but deep down you know it's fake

Compression is pretty wholesome desu senpai