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lol kys
KYS
This image makes me uncomfortable... which I guess is following the tradition of the second Death album, so well done
A Night At The Opera is actually not bad
It's terrible my dude
some songs on it are really good
That’s unironically the most disgusting metal album cover I’ve seen.
What are you cunts blasting?
Pic related
BONG _ THOUGHTS AND EXISTENCE
heavy drone, like if OM was fat
Are you serious?
>most disgusting metal album cover
coming right up
>cartoon slime guy
>disgusting
kys faggot
Yeah, it’s the colors that take it to another level of disgusting.
Nope, but close.
TOUCH
TASTE
BREATHE
>baiting 15 year olds into posting generic goregrind albums with real gore photos for 10 pages
thanks for ruining the thread
Thoughts on the new Eluveitie?
going to see kamah on april 17th for their first US tour.
I am excited.
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deathrash
Rate my lyrics
It's a Friday night and it's fucking cold
I have a sick addiction that never gets old
Strolling through the cemetery with a shovel in hand
Gonna dig up some bodies, hope it goes as planned
An hour later and I've dug up a fresh one
Shove it in my sack and bring it home
I grab my butcher's knife and skin it to the bone
All the meat I cook for tomorrow's meal
I love my sick addiction and all the love ones I steal
based and redpilled
holy shit guys...
Out of all 3 that youve seen?
clearly you haven't seen this one:
>tfw the previous /metal/ got archived before even coming close to bump limit
i-is /metal/ dying?
>tfw I let it die
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>no necrophilia
ehhh, 4/10
I wrote a similar song containing necrophilia
Is there any metal with prominent saxophone?
kys
So we can't talk about metal on the music board in the metal thread got it
kys
yep, what did you expect? a normal convesation?
hahahahahaha
Acrania
kys
that meme rivers of nihil album, iirc
Belzebong's discography
I feel like your the user who wrote the girl in the park one in the other thread
what even is that
Correct
Remains
try saving the "fucks" for when it has impact
kinda hard these days, but in the 80s hearing "fuck" in an album was scandalizing. now it's just eh.
Albums similar to Blood Fire Death?
Hell Awaits and Ride the Lightning for the riffs Quorthon stole.
Burzum - DSEV for the riff at the end Varg stole from Quorthon.
Somebody that rotted in a bathtub and was left there long enough that they basically popped into a mess of yellow goop
why does not believing in jesus cause these fags to become such degenerate edgelords
Imagine bathing in that goo and jerking off as her lumpy death broth creeps into your asshole, ears and mouth.
only if it was a girl though. nof if it was a guy. that would be gross.
Because why not?
Also alcohol.
theres a sax solo in here
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The end of The Golden Walls Of Heaven is copy pasted Slayer holy shit Quorthon
its a dude faggot
you're gay now
That's fucking hot user!
This Carpathian Forest album features a saxophone in the 9th and 12th track. They got shit for it but they're the shit.
wait till you see the other side of the cd
holy shit
[spoiler] imagine the smelle [/spoiler]
Can a Darkthrone album in 2019 possibly be good? I ask this in the sense that they formed in 1987, how can they keep the authenticity and quality up to this day? Is it just for the money or do you think a band like this can still maintain its integrity for this long?
Just remember that Firepower is one of Judas Priests best albums and Monotheist is one of celtic frosts best albums. Both were made way late into their careers. Have faith but dont preorder.
Its just going to be another nostalgia blackened punk crustcore album where Fenriz yells at kids to get off their lawn.
this. i'll still listen anyway
They haven't been good since Soulside Journey so that's a definite no from me.
The new Cirith Gorgor is strong
I will not
Thoughts?
It’s great if you enjoy it for the overthetop goofy colorful romp it sets out to be and not a typical BG album.
Haha. grotty
I liked Arctic Thunder. I have hope for the new one.
I'm probably biased because I haven't disliked anything they've put out, but, well, I haven't disliked anything they've put out. I'm hyped as fuck.
Nazis r bad
edgy
You are literally a newfag if THAT disgusts you.
The only thing stopping me from ending it all is RIFFS
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here's an actually good OSDM revival album
try #weed lmao
blasting this right now
also, what is /metal/ thoughs on Tomb Mold?
If I could get some I would
Did you guys liked last periphery album? i think it was pretty fun listen through all
so we're in agreement that all melodeath atmospheric anything or anything that strays from genre roots is shit right?
melo death
No, atmo-shit is peak black metal
wrong
>genre roots
funy sillllly smile fac
>
The essence of Black metal is its atmosphere, there is nothing wrong with Atmospheric Black Metal faggot and this is coming from someone who doesn’t like that genre of BM that much
unfunny stupid faggot
Why is it so clean user
SADLY SINGS DESTINY!
molo deth
I like them, so take that into account with my answer. I like everything they put out aside from the second LP. I have no idea how they managed, everything else is interesting in both songwriting and production but Manor of Infinite Forms sounds like a generic caverncore album whose one listen-through you might as well do muted since the lyrics are by far the best part.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT AUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AM ANGERERY
This sounds more like death metal than thrash.
hmmm no sweetie
what drugs are you smoking
it sounds infinitely closer to black metal than it does death metal
Why is 99% of funeral doom so lame aside from the few big names?
Because its a really limited genre that doesnt have room for a lot of variation. Its the same for any really tight and specific subgenre, a few standout albums and everything else is forgettable because theyre just watered down versions of the defining albums
You can say the same for atmoshit or war or goregrind or other "simple" genres. People assume that "muh slow" is all it takes and goes from there. Same with repetition in atmoshit, yadda yadda.
Thoughts on Carcass?
Grind Carcass is great, death Carcass is very good, everything after Necroticism is too clean for me.
Burzum+Lustre+blast beats = this amazing band
One of the best albums of this kind in the last five years.
The truth hurts doesn't it?
That's a good record, user.
How has nobody suggested pic yet?
Rec me metal with violins
someone post the s.oythrone copypasta
Is Incantation any good?
hell yea
kys
>This sounds more like death metal than thrash.
The Red in the Sky is Ours has them, though maybe not used the way you'd want them to if you're looking for violin metal.
A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO GETTING YOUR DEBUT METAL ALBUM RELEASED ON VINYL
>Step One
Make your shitty metal or whatever
>Step Two
Add some cryptic Nazi-esque imagery on the cover or the title
>Step Three
Get instantly signed by Darker Than Black no matter how good your music is or what it is actually even about
>Step Four
Profit.
kek
I tend to like war metal. I don't listen to much goregrind. I think my problem with funeral doom is it is just so fucking riffless bands just strum a few random notes over a 12 minute song and it's over. The good bands in the genre though can build good riffs out of simple stuff, but I guess it has to be subtle, whereas with war metal the riffs are simple but they're easier to write well because they have to be catchy and not intricate and textured.
anybody got the modified version of this chart?
>The truth hurts doesn't it?
Was going to post that.
Thoughts on this?
the best
Yeah, but even the top-tier bands in the genre like Thergothon or Skepticism don't really have riffs as much as they have walls of guitars. The riffs you find in funeral doom tend to come from the bands that cross over into death/doom, i.e. Evoken.
Skepticism has riffs IMO. They're not necessarily "bang ur head" riffs, but they are evocative and compelling. "themes" I guess would be a better term.
fuck yeah
reminder
this is literally just scooby doo music
So I was going through a Christian metal blogspot looking for some 90's power metal, and I found this glorious bastard, I'm so thrilled right now
>So I was going through a Christian metal
Stop right there Mr.
Pretty accurate
Yes, I do
>Spazztic Blur
>Divine Eve
I like this list
can't stop won't stop
Satan is the way and the light. He died for our knowledge. REPENT CHRISTKEK. Accept Lucifer as your personal lord and saviour.
It's ironic. The knowledge he gave us is the key to understanding his subservience.
stop being faggots
exams are soon, you guys gotta pass highschool
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based
I'm not sure I understand what your beef is.
Yes you are missing some god tier death metal if you haven't listened to pic related.
this album is fucking based
Most Ragnarok albums are pretty good, they don't get a lot of credit
NO ONE IS CLOSER TO THE DEVIIIIIILL
THAN ME ON MY NIGHTLY RAIIIIDSSSS
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Here's one for the Christian shitting up this thread.
>listening to music that has traps on its album cover
Fucking weebs
post based black metal music videos
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Sounds gay
Hi, the Christian shitting up the thread here:
Don't even try to out-satan me
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I’ve been listening BM for twelve years now and I’ve never seriously watched a music video from a bm band. I remember watching half of this stupid video from this band that I think was Immortal that was so hilariously bad but that’s it
>Baxaxaxa
nice
Yes they are badass, I regret not being able to go to their live shows last year
firepower is shit Lmaoo
>When your ass is so fat you have to off it twice.
You're right, real gore is obviously worse than cartoon gore. But using a photo you have absolutely nothing to do with is dreadfully lazy and lame. Pissgrave covers are fucking trash.
then post it faggot
pleb status: filtered
I think the video's too kick-ass for /metal/
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Phlebotomized
Dimmu borgir and eluveite are the some the first that come in my mind
thx my dude
You could search for symphonic metal for a good chance for violins in the songs
I haven't browsed /meal/ in a while, what have i missed?
My pleasure. It's a based chart t b h and should be posted a lot more often.
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If you want some intentionally idiotic black metal videos, check out The Black Satans. You wont be dissapointed
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?
CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?
CAN HE WALK AT ALL?
OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL?
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so is this basedwave?
wow
this sucks
actually it's 10/10
at sucking
What's your favorite Metallica album?
What's your least favorite Metallica album?
Kill 'Em All
Fuck do I know, I only care for the first two
I don't like any of them
nu-mayhem >>> classic mayhem
Devil In The Kitchen
This amazing
Not him.
You're getting better. Still clunky, a little cringe. Not bad though.
just listen to the remaster
I hope he quits his gay new age persona and returns to an evil industrial skullet persona
the smell of corpse is so strong it smells like decent bacon
Favorite is probably Justice or Lightning. Least favorite, LuLu if it counts, or Reload. Reload is some non-memorable shit. St. Anger could've been good if the drums were mixed right.
I really want to get into Death-Doom. Can you guys give not only the basics but your absolute favorites?
what do y’all think of pic related?
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Here's a dump I made for some user a few weeks ago. Has a mix of essentials and personal favorites, both the grosser deathier stuff and the more atmospheric gothier side. I slipped in some deathier funeral doom too because funeral doom is my shit.
/meal/ why the fuck are you asleep? Someone post some riffs
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Favorite: Ride the Lightning
Least Favorite: Load
Metallica sucks and their thrash albums aren't even thrash
Why do YT commenters hate the 360 visualizer videos? I think they are fun.
What are they playing?
Remastering it doesn't stop the material from sucking
Look at that cover, its gonna be more leddit tier shit.
Every release I've actually listened to by Darker Than Black was good though. Are you an antifa fag by chance?
Tomb mold slays
>soi mold
>the entire post is nothing but soiface and a bands name with soi replacing part of it
Fuck off you untermensch retard. If the jokes still that funny to you, either you're a newcomer or braindead.
>it sounds infinitely closer to black metal than it does death metal
this is absolutely the silliest thing i've ever heard
>Fuck off you untermensch retard. If the jokes still that funny to you, either you're a newcomer or braindead.
You know why the jokes still funny? Because losers like you still rage at it. Lmaoing at your life.
>Soi off you soimensch soitard. If the soikes still that soiunny to you, either soiu're a newsoier or brainsoid.
>brainsoyed
i like it
I highly recommend learning the Russian alphabet so you can find fucking every metal album you want in lossless format on rutracker.
I agree everything has been quality. He seems butthurt as fuck, maybe someone he knows IRL got signed
CONSUMED
What's something good to go with my soi latte?
Soidom
mersoyful fate
shut the fuckup you goddamned poser, Sodom is fucking awesome
you can easily find them using english
Fucking poser, Merciful Fate is essential black metal
seething soidomite
What's some good black metal where the members are known anti-racists
I'm not taking about RABM or antifa cringey shit, just normal black metal with members that have made statements against racism
summoning
darkthrone
>soithrone
HE ONCE APPEARED
A HARMLESS THREAT
A LEADER WRAPPED
IN LINEN, UH
UNITED FOOLS
BEWITCHED BY WORDS
IN PACT WITH IGNORANCE
Dont even joke about not respecting Darkthrone you subhuman
fenriz is literally a pro-immigration leftist politician now
Hmmmmmm, I think I want to start listening to power metal. Who are the essentials?
Hibria - Defying the Rules is a staple
>mr. herschelsen that superior aryan race thing was just a joke i swear
This is good, thank you!
This. Fuck this faggot band. Worst vocalist I’ve heard in my life
nu-male filtered
>nu-male filtered
nu-males love meme satanism like mersoyful fate and ghost
sounds like a pretty based fellow
cringe
Anyone saw Mortiis on his current tour? How is it?
>a pro-immigration Black Metal musician
>he’s going against the hive mind
Based. Fenriz is keeping the essence of BM alive.
How is this going against the hivemind?
nu-males filtered
If you made a census I’m sure 99.9999% of BM musicians would say that they’re conservative.
Any more D&Dcore with sexy elves?
>nu-males filtered
>If you made a census I’m sure 99.9999% of BM musicians would say that they’re (((conservative))).
doubt it
>Millenium Quest
99% is hyperbole but it’s definitely higher than 80% at least if we are talking about European and Canadian bands
Those are the only two funeral doom bands that matter.
That aint Ghost
What would be Jetsons music?
I don’t get it, is Devin based, or cringe?
Does this trigger you /meal? I unironically love deafheaven
Fucking dropped
>Norsk Arysk Black Metal
>t. Argiefenfen
autism
i see you haven't read their embarrassing apology letter
The essence of black metal would be to go against the hivemind of mainstream society, not the hivemind of black metal.
Going against black metal just means you're not black metal.
“Sunbather” is peak post black
>not liking lazy covers is autistic
fuck off 12 year old
>its funny cause youre mad XD!!
You sound like you just discovered it, you and all the other "look mum I posted it again" tier responses just proved his point.
good
this is cringe bro just stop
But ripping gore from a random website to appeal to edgy kids isn't it?
COCK SUCKING FAGGOTS OF THE NIGHT
BLACKED RECTUM HIDING FROM THE LIGHT
NIGGERS SCREAMING FOR EVERY WHITE
EAGERLY AWAITING KIKES
NO MORE ANGER I'VE HAD MY REVENGE
BEG FOR MERCY I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN
Weird how 20 year old shit from rotten.com being reused is somehow still offensive.
don't understand why people get so upset this is just what happens to people sometimes its gross yeah but its life
Yes dude. Mortal Throne of Nazarene and Diabolical Conquest are my favorites.
his best
Its boring is what it is
Literally "Yea Forums, the album"
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HIM - Killing Loneliness
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Marilyn Manson - ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR
So if someone murdered someone, waited until getting out of jail to post the album cover of the murdered corpse you would respect that if the music is decent?
Favourite Marilyn Manson album? Mine is Antichrist superstar
can I get uhh, power metal with big RIFFS?
Finist - New Generation
Finist - New Generation
Racist metal is cringe
o wait i didn't know this album was out thanks user
Nominate ONE band to be removed from all future discussions and mentions on /metal/ forever.
Sodom
Burzum
*Soidom and seconded.
Whatever poser trash these cucks worship
Emperor
why the sodom hate? Persecution Mania is alright
Heard them at a local bar last night
Have to tap into local artists more
It triggers Soidomites
Enter Sandman
WE UNDERGROUND NOW BOYS
left wing pussies not allowed at our private shows
brain tentacles
good, now can we kick out the rest of you braindead politicucks?
seething destiny fan lmao
based ANTIFA cucks making black metal underground again
Sure, as long as I don't detest the reason for the murder. But even if they had nothing to do with the murder, as long as the photo was at least taken with the intent of being used for the cover, then I wouldn't mind.
/dead general/
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REAL JAPAN D-NOIZECRUSTPUNK HOURS WHO TF UP
thread's still here after 21 hours
SEETHING
melodeath is better than regular death
Checked
That's a spicy take, user. What is it you like about it? The clean production and almost poppy qualities tend to kill it for me.
Technical Death Metal > Death Metal > Brutal Death Metal > Melodic Death Metal
OSDM > All
holy fuck this thread is slow
Peste Noire
your mom is slow
shitpost to the bump limit
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0/10
Unless you literally do dig up dead bodies. In which case 10/10
underated post
0/10
Your lyrics make no sense and ruin all your credibility. If you were digging up corpses then they would either be bones, or gross embalmed shit, or rotten. Either way, there would be no way to eat it without puking or more likely getting food poisoning requiring you to be hospitalized. There would also most likely be maggots or whatever else in there that there is no mention of. Realistically if you were eating people you would have to kill them and eat them fresh or have part of them frozen/refrigerated for later. The only person who would eat a corpse is a masochist or someone with a death wish.
Like you could do better faggot
TY
lmao who cares
I bet it's the only publicity they are getting
I thought you were going to say dark-world.ru
son im disappoint